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===Equipment and Levels=== | ===Equipment and Levels=== | ||
An adventurer can wear one hat, one pair of pants, one accessory and wield one weapon. The number in the corner is added to the adventurer's level for the purposes of overcoming Quests and Monsters. The adventurer begins at Level 1 and goes up in level after completing Quests and defeating powerful Monsters. | Hats, weapons, pants and accessories are a type of Thing called Equipment. An adventurer can wear one hat, one pair of pants, one accessory and wield one weapon. The number in the corner is added to the adventurer's level for the purposes of overcoming Quests and Monsters. The adventurer begins at Level 1 and goes up in level after completing Quests and defeating powerful Monsters. | ||
===Quests, Complications and Monsters=== | ===Quests, Complications and Monsters=== | ||
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''Reward:'' Go up a level, draw two cards and gain an expert quest mark.}} | ''Reward:'' Go up a level, draw two cards and gain an expert quest mark.}} | ||
{{card|title=Kentucky-style derby|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+1|type= | {{card|title=Kentucky-style derby|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+1|type=Equipment-Hat| | ||
text=}} | text=}} | ||
{{card|title= | {{card|title=Meat cowboy hat|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+2|type=Equipment-Hat| | ||
text=}} | text=}} | ||
{{card|title= | {{card|title=Traffic cone|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+3|type=Equipment-Hat| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 2 or higher.}} | text=Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 2 or higher.}} | ||
{{card|title= | {{card|title=Miner's helmet|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+4|type=Equipment-Hat| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 3 or higher.}} | text=Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 3 or higher.}} | ||
{{card|title=f3d0r4|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+5|type= | {{card|title=f3d0r4|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+5|type=Equipment-Hat| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by a Moxie class adventurer at Level 3 or higher.}} | text=Can only be equipped by a Moxie class adventurer at Level 3 or higher.}} | ||
{{card|title=Mohawk wig|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+6|type= | {{card|title=Mohawk wig|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+6|type=Equipment-Hat| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.}} | text=Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.}} | ||
{{card|title= | {{card|title=Star hat|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+7|type=Equipment-Hat| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.}} | text=Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.}} | ||
{{card|title= | {{card|title=Sweet ninja sword|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+1|type=Equipment-Weapon| | ||
text=}} | text=}} | ||
{{card|title= | {{card|title=Rubber axe|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+2|type=Equipment-Weapon| | ||
text=}} | text=}} | ||
{{card|title= | {{card|title=Flaming crutch|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+3|type=Equipment-Weapon| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 2 or higher.}} | text=Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 2 or higher.}} | ||
{{card|title= | {{card|title=Crowbarrr|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+4|type=Equipment-Weapon| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 3 or higher.}} | text=Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 3 or higher.}} | ||
{{card|title= | {{card|title=Oversized pizza cutter|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+5|type=Equipment-Weapon| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer at Level 3 or higher.}} | text=Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer at Level 3 or higher.}} | ||
{{card|title= | {{card|title=Potato pistol|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+6|type=Equipment-Weapon| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by a Moxie class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.}} | text=Can only be equipped by a Moxie class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.}} | ||
{{card|title= | {{card|title=Ridiculously huge sword|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+7|type=Equipment-Weapon| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.}} | text=Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.}} | ||
{{card|title= | {{card|title=Studded leather boxer shorts|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+1|type=Equipment-Pants| | ||
text=}} | text=}} | ||
{{card|title= | {{card|title=Frilly skirt|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+2|type=Equipment-Pants| | ||
text=}} | text=}} | ||
{{card|title= | {{card|title=Filthy corduroys|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+3|type=Equipment-Pants| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 2 or higher.}} | text=Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 2 or higher.}} | ||
{{card|title= | {{card|title=Paper plate-mail pants|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+4|type=Equipment-Pants| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 3 or higher.}} | text=Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 3 or higher.}} | ||
{{card|title=1337 7r0uZ0RZ|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+5|type= | {{card|title=1337 7r0uZ0RZ|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+5|type=Equipment-Pants| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer at Level 3 or higher.}} | text=Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer at Level 3 or higher.}} | ||
{{card|title= | {{card|title=Yakskin pants|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+6|type=Equipment-Pants| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.}} | text=Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.}} | ||
{{card|title= | {{card|title=Star pants|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+7|type=Equipment-Pants| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by a Moxie class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.}} | text=Can only be equipped by a Moxie class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.}} | ||
{{card|title=Boris's ring|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+2|type= | {{card|title=Boris's ring|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+2|type=Equipment-Accessory| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer.}} | text=Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer.}} | ||
{{card|title=Jarlsberg's earring|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+2|type= | {{card|title=Jarlsberg's earring|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+2|type=Equipment-Accessory| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer.}} | text=Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer.}} | ||
{{card|title=Sneaky Pete's breath spray|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+2|type= | {{card|title=Sneaky Pete's breath spray|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+2|type=Equipment-Accessory| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer.}} | text=Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer.}} | ||
{{card|title= | {{card|title=Shiny ring|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+1|type=Equipment-Accessory| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by an adventurer with a beginner quest mark.}} | text=Can only be equipped by an adventurer with a beginner quest mark.}} | ||
{{card|title= | {{card|title=Badass belt|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+2|type=Equipment-Accessory| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by an adventurer with an intermediate quest mark.}} | text=Can only be equipped by an adventurer with an intermediate quest mark.}} | ||
{{card|title=Mr. Accessory|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+4|type= | {{card|title=Mr. Accessory|bgcolor=060|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=+4|type=Equipment-Accessory| | ||
text=Can only be equipped by an adventurer with an expert quest mark. When you play this, discard a card.}} | text=Can only be equipped by an adventurer with an expert quest mark. When you play this, discard a card.}} | ||
{{card|title=Pet bugbear|bgcolor=600|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=4|type=Action-Monster| | |||
text=}} | |||
{{card|title=Knob Goblin elite guard|bgcolor=600|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=5|type=Action-Monster| | |||
text=If you fail to defeat this monster, discard a card.}} | |||
{{card|title=Orcish frat boy|bgcolor=600|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=6|type=Action-Monster| | |||
text=}} | |||
{{card|title=BASIC elemental|bgcolor=600|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=7|type=Action-Monster| | |||
text=If you fail to defeat this monster, discard a card at random. | |||
If you defeat this monster, gain a level.}} | |||
{{card|title=sabre-tooth goat|bgcolor=600|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=9|type=Action-Monster| | |||
text=If you fail to defeat this monster, discard a card. | |||
If you defeat this monster, gain a level.}} | |||
{{card|title=Snowman ninja|bgcolor=600|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=11|type=Action-Monster| | |||
text=If you fail to defeat this monster, discard a card. | |||
If you defeat this monster, gain a level.}} | |||
{{card|title=Goth giant|bgcolor=600|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=13|type=Action-Monster| | |||
text=If you fail to defeat this monster, discard two card. | |||
If you defeat this monster, gain a level and draw a card.}} | |||
{{card|title=Topiary golem|bgcolor=600|creator=KillSmiley|cornervalue=15|type=Action-Monster| | |||
text=If you defeat this monster, gain a level and draw a card.}} | |||
{{card|title=Tripped over a rock|bgcolor=600|creator=KillSmiley|type=Action-Complication| | |||
text=Well, not ''every'' adventure is going to be exciting. Discard two cards or you're knocked out and unable to continue.}} | |||
{{card|title=Robbed by a lowercase L|bgcolor=600|creator=KillSmiley|type=Action-Complication| | |||
text=Those guys are extremely annoying. Discard two cards or you'll have to return to town to restock on supplies.}} | |||
{{card|title=Stalked by the beast with 1,000,000 ears|bgcolor=600|creator=KillSmiley|type=Action-Complication| | |||
text=You have no hope of killing it or escaping...without a distraction, that is. Either destroy a piece of Equipment in play that you control or discard an Equipment card from your hand or you'll have to turn back.}} | |||
{{card|title=Pygoscelis protection racket|bgcolor=600|creator=KillSmiley|type=Action-Complication| | |||
text=At a crossroads, you encounter a Perfectly Legitimate toll booth operated by the Penguin Mafia. Either destroy a piece of Equipment in play that you control or discard an Equipment card from your hand as a "donation" or they won't let you pass.}} | |||
{{card|title=Cursed by the RNG|bgcolor=600|creator=KillSmiley|type=Action-Complication| | |||
text=Lady Luck gave you the finger today. You automatically lose any coin flip.}} | |||
{{card|title=A slight case of poisoning|bgcolor=600|creator=KillSmiley|type=Action-Complication| | |||
text=You were stung by a mayonnaise wasp in Seaside Town and poisoned slightly. Not bad enough to make you quit, but it is annoying. The difficulty rating of the current quest is increased by 2.}} | |||
{{card|title=Damage-resistant monsters|bgcolor=600|creator=KillSmiley|type=Action-Complication| | |||
text=Jick just implemented damage-resistant monsters in the area, totally ruining the game forever. The difficulty rating of the current quest is increased by 2.}} | |||
{{card|title=Apathy|bgcolor=600|creator=KillSmiley|type=Action-Complication| | |||
text=You just really don't feel like doing this quest. The difficulty rating of the current quest is increased by 2, but whatever.}} | |||
Revision as of 03:29, 23 March 2007
| Kingdom of Loathing | |
|---|---|
| Designers | KillSmiley |
| Date | 22 March 2007 |
| Players | 2-6 |
| This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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An adventurer is you! Complete quests, collect treasure and be the first player to defeat the dreaded Naughty Sorceress. Based on the popular MMO-ish browser-based game of the same name: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.
Special Rules
Classes and the NS Quest
Remove the six class cards and the Naughty Sorceress Quest from the deck before playing. The Naughty Sorceress Quest is placed in the middle of the table; it cannot be destroyed and may be attempted by any eligible player. Each player selects a class to represent his/her adventurer. Class cards cannot be destroyed or traded away. Unused class cards should be set aside.
Equipment and Levels
Hats, weapons, pants and accessories are a type of Thing called Equipment. An adventurer can wear one hat, one pair of pants, one accessory and wield one weapon. The number in the corner is added to the adventurer's level for the purposes of overcoming Quests and Monsters. The adventurer begins at Level 1 and goes up in level after completing Quests and defeating powerful Monsters.
Quests, Complications and Monsters
An adventurer's primary lot in life is completing Quests. To complete a Quest, an adventurer's effective level must equal or exceed the difficulty rating (the number in the corner). An adventurer who completes a Quest gains a level, a quest mark and possibly other rewards. Other players may stymie the adventurer by playing Monsters and Complications; these cards may be played anytime and on any player, even one's self. If an adventurer fails to complete a Quest, it is usually discarded (exceptions are noted on the cards).
Trading
Once per round, a player may attempt a trade. The player may reveal any number of cards in hand. Any other player may offer to exchange cards in his/her hand or in play for any or all of the revealed cards. If both players agree to the trade, the cards are exchanged. Trading requires an Action to initiate for any player except an Accordion Thief.
Winning the Game
The first player to complete the Naughty Sorceress Quest wins the game.
Notes about the game
This game is totally untested and likely VERY unbalanced. The classes in particular are probably misbalanced. Suggestions are welcome.
More cards will likely be added in the future. There's a lot to cram into this deck, alas. I'll be adding cards in dribs and drabs as time allows.
Card List
Seal Clubber
Thing-Class
Muscle Class
Gains +2 in all PvP matchups.
You may discard a card at any time to gain +3 for a single Quest or Monster encounter.Card by KillSmiley
Turtle Tamer
Thing-Class
Muscle Class
Gains an additional +1 if equipped with any hat.
Action: Discard a card to gain three buff tokens. As long as you have any buff tokens, you have +2. At the beginning of your turn, destroy a buff token if you have any.Card by KillSmiley
Pastamancer
Thing-Class
Mysticality Class
You may discard a card at any time to gain +3 for a single Quest or Monster encounter.
Action: Discard a card. You may play an additional Thing this turn.Card by KillSmiley
Sauceror
Thing-Class
Mysticality Class
Any Action that gives you a temporary bonus gives you double that bonus instead.
Action: Discard a card to gain three buff tokens. As long as you have any buff tokens, you have +2. At the beginning of your turn, destroy a buff token if you have any.Card by KillSmiley
Disco Bandit
Thing-Class
Moxie Class
If you do play no Actions or Things on your turn, you may draw a card.
Action: Discard a card to draw a card at random from any player's hand.Card by KillSmiley
Accordion Thief
Thing-Class
Moxie Class
You may declare a trade without using an Action.
Action: Discard a card to gain three buff tokens. As long as you have any buff tokens, you have +2. At the beginning of your turn, destroy a buff token if you have any.Card by KillSmiley
20
Naughty Sorceress QuestThing-Quest
This Quest may be attempted by any adventurer at level 5 or higher with at least one of each of the following: beginner, intermediate and expert quest marks. Attempting the quest requires an Action.
Reward: You win the game. Huzzah!
Card by KillSmiley
4
Explore the Spooky ForestAction-Quest
If your effective level is high enough to complete this quest, flip a coin and call it. If you lose the flip, you fail this quest anyway. Return it to your hand instead of discarding it.
Reward: Go up a level and gain a beginner quest mark.
Card by KillSmiley
6
Clear Out the Typical Tavern CellarAction-Quest
Reward: Go up a level and gain a beginner quest mark.
Card by KillSmiley
5
Slay the Boss BatAction-Quest
You must complete this quest twice in a row to earn the reward.
Reward: Go up a level and gain a beginner quest mark.
Card by KillSmiley
10
The King of Cobb's KnobAction-Quest
You must have a beginner quest mark to attempt this quest.
Reward: Go up a level and gain an intermediate quest mark.
Card by KillSmiley
9
The Copse of the Deep Fat FriarsAction-Quest
If your effective level is high enough to complete this quest, flip a coin and call it. If you lose the flip, you fail this quest anyway. Return it to your hand instead of discarding it.
Reward: Go up a level and gain an intermediate quest mark.
Card by KillSmiley
11
Undefile the CyrptAction-Quest
Reward: Go up a level, draw a card and gain an intermediate quest mark.
Card by KillSmiley
13
Climb Mt. McLargeHugeAction-Quest
You must complete this quest twice in a row to earn the reward.
Reward: Go up a level and gain an expert quest mark.
Card by KillSmiley
13
Aid The Baron Rof L'm FaoAction-Quest
You must discard a card to attempt this quest.
Reward: Go up a level, draw a card and gain an expert quest mark.
Card by KillSmiley
14
The Falling Trash MysteryAction-Quest
If your effective level is high enough to complete this quest, flip a coin and call it. If you lose the flip, you fail this quest anyway. Return it to your hand instead of discarding it.
Reward: Go up a level, draw two cards and gain an expert quest mark.
Card by KillSmiley
+1
Kentucky-style derbyEquipment-Hat
Card by KillSmiley
+2
Meat cowboy hatEquipment-Hat
Card by KillSmiley
+3
Traffic coneEquipment-Hat
Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 2 or higher.
Card by KillSmiley
+4
Miner's helmetEquipment-Hat
Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 3 or higher.
Card by KillSmiley
+5
f3d0r4Equipment-Hat
Can only be equipped by a Moxie class adventurer at Level 3 or higher.
Card by KillSmiley
+6
Mohawk wigEquipment-Hat
Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.
Card by KillSmiley
+7
Star hatEquipment-Hat
Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.
Card by KillSmiley
+1
Sweet ninja swordEquipment-Weapon
Card by KillSmiley
+2
Rubber axeEquipment-Weapon
Card by KillSmiley
+3
Flaming crutchEquipment-Weapon
Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 2 or higher.
Card by KillSmiley
+4
CrowbarrrEquipment-Weapon
Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 3 or higher.
Card by KillSmiley
+5
Oversized pizza cutterEquipment-Weapon
Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer at Level 3 or higher.
Card by KillSmiley
+6
Potato pistolEquipment-Weapon
Can only be equipped by a Moxie class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.
Card by KillSmiley
+7
Ridiculously huge swordEquipment-Weapon
Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.
Card by KillSmiley
+1
Studded leather boxer shortsEquipment-Pants
Card by KillSmiley
+2
Frilly skirtEquipment-Pants
Card by KillSmiley
+3
Filthy corduroysEquipment-Pants
Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 2 or higher.
Card by KillSmiley
+4
Paper plate-mail pantsEquipment-Pants
Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 3 or higher.
Card by KillSmiley
+5
1337 7r0uZ0RZEquipment-Pants
Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer at Level 3 or higher.
Card by KillSmiley
+6
Yakskin pantsEquipment-Pants
Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.
Card by KillSmiley
+7
Star pantsEquipment-Pants
Can only be equipped by a Moxie class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.
Card by KillSmiley
+2
Boris's ringEquipment-Accessory
Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer.
Card by KillSmiley
+2
Jarlsberg's earringEquipment-Accessory
Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer.
Card by KillSmiley
+2
Sneaky Pete's breath sprayEquipment-Accessory
Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer.
Card by KillSmiley
+1
Shiny ringEquipment-Accessory
Can only be equipped by an adventurer with a beginner quest mark.
Card by KillSmiley
+2
Badass beltEquipment-Accessory
Can only be equipped by an adventurer with an intermediate quest mark.
Card by KillSmiley
+4
Mr. AccessoryEquipment-Accessory
Can only be equipped by an adventurer with an expert quest mark. When you play this, discard a card.
Card by KillSmiley
4
Pet bugbearAction-Monster
Card by KillSmiley
5
Knob Goblin elite guardAction-Monster
If you fail to defeat this monster, discard a card.
Card by KillSmiley
6
Orcish frat boyAction-Monster
Card by KillSmiley
7
BASIC elementalAction-Monster
If you fail to defeat this monster, discard a card at random.
If you defeat this monster, gain a level.
Card by KillSmiley
9
sabre-tooth goatAction-Monster
If you fail to defeat this monster, discard a card.
If you defeat this monster, gain a level.
Card by KillSmiley
11
Snowman ninjaAction-Monster
If you fail to defeat this monster, discard a card.
If you defeat this monster, gain a level.
Card by KillSmiley
13
Goth giantAction-Monster
If you fail to defeat this monster, discard two card.
If you defeat this monster, gain a level and draw a card.
Card by KillSmiley
15
Topiary golemAction-Monster
If you defeat this monster, gain a level and draw a card.
Card by KillSmiley
Tripped over a rock
Action-Complication
Well, not every adventure is going to be exciting. Discard two cards or you're knocked out and unable to continue.
Card by KillSmiley
Robbed by a lowercase L
Action-Complication
Those guys are extremely annoying. Discard two cards or you'll have to return to town to restock on supplies.
Card by KillSmiley
Stalked by the beast with 1,000,000 ears
Action-Complication
You have no hope of killing it or escaping...without a distraction, that is. Either destroy a piece of Equipment in play that you control or discard an Equipment card from your hand or you'll have to turn back.
Card by KillSmiley
Pygoscelis protection racket
Action-Complication
At a crossroads, you encounter a Perfectly Legitimate toll booth operated by the Penguin Mafia. Either destroy a piece of Equipment in play that you control or discard an Equipment card from your hand as a "donation" or they won't let you pass.
Card by KillSmiley
Cursed by the RNG
Action-Complication
Lady Luck gave you the finger today. You automatically lose any coin flip.
Card by KillSmiley
A slight case of poisoning
Action-Complication
You were stung by a mayonnaise wasp in Seaside Town and poisoned slightly. Not bad enough to make you quit, but it is annoying. The difficulty rating of the current quest is increased by 2.
Card by KillSmiley
Damage-resistant monsters
Action-Complication
Jick just implemented damage-resistant monsters in the area, totally ruining the game forever. The difficulty rating of the current quest is increased by 2.
Card by KillSmiley
Apathy
Action-Complication
You just really don't feel like doing this quest. The difficulty rating of the current quest is increased by 2, but whatever.
Card by KillSmiley
