Pure Pwnage CCG card set

Pure Pwnage CCG
Designer	MaxX Unlimited
Date	began February 8th, 2007
Players	2+
This is a CCG set, a set of cards which can be used to construct personalised decks, in the style of a collectable card game.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Talk page updated, check the bottom. MaxX

Here is an attempt at a Pure Pwnage-themed Dvorak CCG. All cards, characters and content based on the internet program Pure Pwnage, 2004-2007 ROFLMAO Productions.

Anyone who has contributed to this project, or would like to, please contact me at maxxunlimited1682@hotmail.com or AIM SN: MaxXUnlimited56 so we can toss ideas around!

Special Rules

Prerequisites

This game requires one six-sided die for each player, and each player must possess his/her own deck. (minimum/maximum deck size to be decided)

Legendary Minions

Only one copy of any given Thing - Legendary Minion may be in play at a time. If a Thing - Legendary Minion enters play which shares its name with one already in play, the most recently played copy is destroyed.

Actions on Thing - Legendary Minion cards may only be used once per turn, and do not count against that player's Action(s) for that turn.

If a Thing - Legendary Minion would be destroyed as the result of a challenge, roll 1d6. If the player rolls an odd number, destroy it. If the player rolls an even number, it remains in play.

Challenge Actions

All Challenge Actions do not count against that player's Action(s) for that turn.

A player may issue as many Challenge Actions as he/she wishes during a turn, provided he/she hasn't exhausted all of his/her Minions.

During a player's turn, he/she may issue a Challenge Action against an opponent. The challenging player must select a Minion with which to make the challenge, and a Minion may be selected only once per turn. The defending player must choose a Minion which shares a skill with the opposing Minion. (should defending players be able to choose n00bs as well?) Defending players may choose the same Minion more than once in a turn. Both players roll 1d6 and apply bonuses and penalties from cards/effects in play; the losing player's Minion is destroyed. If (after bonuses/penalties) the result is a tie, both players roll again. This process continues until a victor is determined.

Card List

Jeremy - teh_pwnerer

Thing - Legendary Minion

Skill - RTS, FPS, MMO, CON, ARC
Jeremy and all other Minions under your control have +2 to RTS rolls.
Action: Discard a card; Destroy target non-Legendary Minion with Skill - RTS.

Card by MaxX Unlimited

Kyle

Thing - Legendary Minion

Counts as a n00b.
All n00bs under your control have +1 to all rolls.
Action: Discard a card; Look at the top 3 cards of target player's draw pile. Rearrange them in any order you wish.

Card by MaxX Unlimited

Doug - fps_doug

Thing - Legendary Minion

Skill - FPS, ARC, CON, RTS
Doug and all other Minions under your control have +2 to FPS rolls.
Action: Discard a card; Destroy target non-Legendary Minion with Skill - FPS.

Card by MaxX Unlimited

teh_masterer

Thing - Legendary Minion

Skill - ARC, CON, FPS, RTS, MMO
All Minions under your control have +1 to rolls.
Action: Discard a card; All Minions under your control gain +1 to rolls until end of turn.

Card by MaxX Unlimited

Anastasia - Taji

Thing - Legendary Minion

Skill - MMO, CON, ARC
Anastasia and all other Minions under your control have +2 to MMO rolls.
Action: Discard a card; Destroy target non-Legendary Minion with Skill - MMO.

Card by MaxX Unlimited

Dawei - Dave

Thing - Legendary Minion

Skill - CON, ARC, RTS
Dawei and all other Minions under your control have +2 to CON rolls.
Action: Discard a card; Destroy target non-Legendary Minion with Skill - CON.

Card by MaxX Unlimited

n00b

Thing - Minion

n00b has -2 to all rolls. Action: Nothing happens.

Card by Bucky

Beginner's Luck

Action

This card may be played any time a n00b is involved in a Challenge Action, even during an opponent's turn. That n00b automatically wins the challenge unless it rolls a 1.

Card by Bucky

Über Micro

Action

Choose one of the following: Draw three cards; destroy target Thing; or take another turn after this one.

Card by MaxX Unlimited

h0t chix

Thing - Minion

Skill - CON
h0t chix has -1 to CON rolls, -2 to all other rolls.
Action: Jeremy gains -5 to rolls until end of turn.
"Do you play games?"
"I have a Nintendo..."

Card by tessaloba

BOOM Headshot!

Action

Destroy target non-Legendary Minion.

Card by MaxX Unlimited

Frag Doll

Thing - Minion

Skill - FPS, CON
Frag Doll has +1 to FPS and CON rolls. If defeated in a Challenge by a male Minion, but not destroyed, Frag Doll suffers from an emotional crisis which negates her bonuses.
Action: HAWTNESS: All male Minions gain -1 to FPS and CON rolls until end of turn.

Card by tessaloba

Rush Zergenstein

Thing - Minion

Skill - RTS
-2 to MMO rolls. Rush Zergenstein enters play with +5 to RTS rolls. For every turn this card is in play, this bonus decreases by 1 to a minimum of -2.
"z0mg more tanks!!11"

Card by tessaloba

haxx0r

Thing - Minion

Skill - MMO, FPS
Action: Look at a random card from an opponent's hand.

Card by Bucky

Generic Minion A

Thing - Minion

Skill - RTS, MMO

Card by Bucky

Generic Minion B

Thing - Minion

Skill - RTS, CON

Card by Bucky

Generic Minion C

Thing - Minion

Skill - MMO, ARC

Card by Bucky

Generic Minion D

Thing - Minion

Skill - ARC, CON

Card by Bucky

Generic Minion E

Thing - Minion

Skill - ARC, FPS

Card by Bucky

Generic Minion X

Thing - Minion

When you play Generic Minion X, choose a skill. Generic Minion X has that skill until it next leaves play.

Card by Bucky

Meat Shield

Action

Play during a Challenge involving the MMO or FPS skills before any dice are rolled. Destroy any number of n00bs you control. Your Minions gain +1 to all rolls for the remainder of the Challenge for each n00b destroyed in this manner.

Card by Bucky

*pwn*

Action

Destroy any n00b except Kyle. This card may be played at any time.

Card by Bucky

Respawn

Action

Move one non-Legendary Minion from your Discard Pile to your hand.

Card by Bucky

Spawn Point

Thing

Whenever a Minion in play is destroyed, it moves to its controller's hand instead of the discard pile.

Card by Bucky

Gamer's Angst

Action

This card may be played any time a Legendary Minion is involved in a Challenge Action, even during an opponent's turn. A Legendary Minion of your choice (already involved in the challenge) automatically loses the challenge unless it rolls a 6, not counting any bonuses or penalties.
"So much pain in the world, Kyle."

Card by SnowCarve

FPS Server Host

Thing

As server host, your increased ping gives +1 to all your FPS rolls.

Card by SnowCarve

Powerleveler

Thing

Attach this card to any MMO-capable minion. That minion has +1 to all MMO rolls.

Card by SnowCarve

Uberzoom

Thing

Attach this card to any FPS-capable minion. That minion has +1 to all FPS rolls.

Card by SnowCarve

teh_masterer's Warning

Action

Deny an opponents challenge. Roll a die. Discard a minion of your choice if you rolled a 2 or less. Your challenger discards a minion of his choice if you rolled a 3 or more.

Card by SnowCarve

Spawn Camped

Action

If the opponent's card would have respawned as a minion without the FPS skill, deny that opponent's respawn.

Card by SnowCarve

Game Over

Action

Play only if you have at least 10 Minions and no other player has any. You win the game. Comment:Is this too powerful?

Card by Bucky

Name Pending

Action

Play only if you have 6 Legendary Minions. You win the game.

Card by Bucky

Internet Forum

Thing

Action:Put up to 3 n00bs (besides Kyle) from your discard pile or hand into play. TODO: find appropriate quote

Card by Bucky

Knives Make You Run Faster!

Thing

As long as you control Doug, you may play an additional Action on your turn.

Card by Corrigan

So Many Goons!

Action

Until end of turn, your opponents' MMO or RTS rolls get -3.

Card by Corrigan

x_Tr0ll0rz_x

Thing - Legendary Minion

Skill - MMO, FPS, CON
Whenever x_Tr0ll0rz_x defeats a defending player's Minion in a challenge, put a Shame counter on another Minion that player controls.
Each Minion's rolls get -1 for each Shame counter on it.
When x_Tr0ll0rz_x is defeated, remove all Shame counters from the game.

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gtfo n00b ur nerfin us all

Card by Corrigan

Server Error

Action

Target Minion can't participate in a challenge this turn.

Card by Corrigan

Jerky

Thing

Destroy Jerky: Target Minion gets +2 to his/her next roll this turn.

Card by Corrigan

Billy Joel

Thing - Legendary Minion

Skill - ARC, CON, FPS
Billy Joel gets +2 to ARC rolls and +1 to CON rolls.
Other Minions you control get +1 to ARC rolls.
Billy Joel gets +3 to ARC rolls instead if the other Minion is a n00b.

Card by Corrigan

Lucky Bandana

Thing

Jeremy gets +1 to all rolls.
When Jeremy loses a challenge, destroy Lucky Bandana

Card by Corrigan

WOWBOI3000

Thing - Minion

Skill - MMO, RTS
Counts as a n00b.
When WOWBOI 3000 wins an MMO challenge, you must use him to make an RTS challenge on your next turn.
WOWBOI3000 gets +1 to MMO rolls and -1 to RTS rolls.

Card by Corrigan

October

Thing - Legendary Minion

Skill - MMO, CON
October gets +1 to MMO rolls for each MMO-capable non-n00b Minion you control (including herself).
Action: Discard a card; defending Minions lose MMO roll bonuses until end of turn.

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I can't let my guild down.

Card by Corrigan

I Owned Music

Action

Target non-n00b Minion wins the CON challenge he/she is currently participating in.

Card by Corrigan

Urine Bottle

Thing

Minions you control can't lose MMO, RTS or CON challenges.
At the beginning of your turn, destroy Urine Bottle.

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That's pathetic.

Card by Corrigan

Fun Is for Casuals

Thing

Whenever a Legendary Minion is defeated, it is destroyed.
Whenever a n00b is defeated, the player who defeated the n00b draws a card.

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"You probably don't know this, Kyle, but winning at tournaments is pretty fun."

Card by Corrigan

i pwn n00bs

Action

Play at any time.
n00bs can't win challenges this turn unless both minions in the challenge are n00bs.

Card by Corrigan

s00pern00b

Thing - Minion

Skill - MMO, RTS, CON
Counts as a n00b
Whenever a n00b you control is defeated, the player who defeated it discards two cards.

Card by Corrigan