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==Infinite Dvorak Deck Extra Cards!==
==Infinite Dvorak Deck Extra Cards!==
I put these here so I can make 2938 cards without flooding the card page.
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{{Card
|title="The Virus"
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=If this card is destroyed or otherwise discarded for any reason, put an infection token on all things in play. Whenever something with an infection token dies, put a zombie card in play with "Put an infection token on target thing this turn. Destroy a thing this turn."
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}


{{Card
|title="The Cure"
|type=Action
|bgcolor=700
|text=Bring back 2 things from the discard pile and put them in your hand. Remove all infection tokens from all things and destroy all zombies in play.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Garlic Bulb
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=Garlic Bulb has 24 savory points and 5 spicy points. This card counts as a vegetable. Action: Return target vampire back to its owner's hand. Action: Sacrifice this card along with a crust and cheese things/tokens in order to put 1 garlic pizza token into play.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Crust
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=Crust has 10 savory points, 10 sweet points, and 3 flour points. Action: Sacrifice this card along with a garlic and any cheese to put 1 garlic pizza token into play. Action: sacrifice this card with a tomato and cheese thing/token to put 1 pizza token into play.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Shopping Spree
|type=Action
|bgcolor=700
|text=Trade any of your tokens for one of any player's things.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Ducks of Wealth
|type=Action
|bgcolor=700
|text=Put 3 duck counters on a thing. Take a duck counter off to draw a card. Take off no more than 1 duck counter each turn.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Cursed Ruby
|type=Cursed Thing
|bgcolor=709
|text=Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Draw 2 cards.
|cornervalue=CQ
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Cursed Sapphire
|type=Cursed Thing
|bgcolor=709
|text=Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Destroy up to 3 tokens.
|cornervalue=CQ
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Cursed Diamond
|type=Cursed Thing
|bgcolor=709
|text=Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Discard a card, destroy a thing.
|cornervalue=CQ
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Tread on Cursed Grounds
|type=Cursed Action
|bgcolor=907
|text=Sacrifice X things, draw X cards.
|cornervalue=CQ
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Barbecue
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=Any player may spend an action to sacrifice a living thing to put 3 BBQ tokens into play. As long as barbecue is in play, any player who reaches 15 BBQ tokens wins the game.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=Everyone loves barbecue...
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Amoeba
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=If this card were to be destroyed or sacrificed, instead put a copy of this card into play.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Briefcase
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=When this comes into play draw a card. Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 as long as this card is under your control. When this card leaves play, discard a card.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}


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Revision as of 18:24, 9 July 2009

Battle Deck

It's dumb don't make fun of me

Infinite Dvorak Deck Extra Cards!

Q
Tronbie's Favor
Action
Draw a thing for every Q in the cost of all your things in play.
Card by tronbie
Q
Highly Unlikely Circumstance Pt. II
Action
You win the game if the following conditions are met: You control 8 things, you control at least one token, you have eaten a meal today, it has rained or snowed in the past 2 days, and you can name at least 3 Woody Allen films. You cannot play this card if you have visited Venezuela in the past 5 months unless you are a resident there.
Card by tronbie
Q
Tronbie's Wrath
Action
An opponent must discard a card for each Q in the costs of the things in play you control.
Tronbie works in mysterious ways.
Card by tronbie
Q
Clash!
Action
Choose an opponent. Play rock-paper-scissors with that player. If you win: draw a card, choose a card from the loser's hand to discard. Tie: Both players discard 5 cards. If they have less, they do not draw cards until the total card loss has reached 5. If you lose: Take control of a thing under that opponent's control.
Just try to lose.
Card by tronbie


Q
Highly Unlikely Circumstance Pt. III
Action
Draw 3 cards. You cannot play this ability if you satisfy all these conditions: you control more than five cards with a 2 in the cost, you have eaten sushi this week, drank coffee after 9 a.m. today, and if today is an even number day in the months of Feb., June, Aug., or Sept.
Card by tronbie
Q
Rock and a Hard Place
Action
Choose an opponent. They choose to either skip their draw step for the next 3 turns, or discard their hand.
Card by tronbie
Q
Rice Bowl
Thing
Rice Bowl comes into play with 10 rice counters on it. Action: Remove a rice counter from rice bowl, target thing you control uses an action no matter what.
Everyone likes a free meal!
Card by tronbie
Q
Space Heater
Action
Destroy all things with the words "ice", "frost", "freeze", or "cold" in their title.
Card by tronbie
Q
Draw A Card
Action
Draw A Card
"Draw A Card"
Card by tronbie
Q
Pepper Spray
Action
The next time someone plays an action to destroy a thing you control, play this card and counter that action. Then discard this card.
Card by tronbie
Q
Laziness
Thing
When you control laziness, don't bother discarding your hand size down to 5 at the end of your turn.
"Maybe later."
Card by tronbie
Q
Holy Water
Thing
Action: Draw a Card. Thing & Action: Destroy target undead thing.
Card by tronbie
Q
Full Moon
Action
Toss a coin into the air. Whatever card the coin lands on, or whichever it lands nearest to, becomes a werewolf. It has "Action: Destroy target thing, lose this action." Full Moon goes back into your hand when the werewolf takes this action.
Card by tronbie
Q
Topsy Turvy Business Babies
Action
Count the total of the cards in everyone's hands. Divide that by the number of players, rounded up. Either trade that many cards with a player or discard then draw that many cards.
Name of this card by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
Card by tronbie
Q
Bag of Tricks
Action
This comes into play with 3 tokens on it. Destroy Bag of Tricks if it has no tokens on it. Action: Remove a token from Bag of Tricks. Choose an effect: Target player discards a card; target player draws a card; return target thing to its controller's hand; or play an extra thing this turn.
Card by tronbie
Q
Ultimate Nullifier
Thing
When this card comes under your control, choose a thing. Target thing cannot play its actions as long as Ultimate Nullifier is in play.
Card by tronbie
Q
Retina Scan
Action
Choose a letter in your first name. Play any number of cards in your hand with that letter in the corner value.
Card by tronbie
Q
4 Pool Rush
Action
If you have 4 or less things in play, sacrifice one thing and destroy up to two target things.
Card by tronbie
FQ
Fairy Tale 1
Action
When this card is in your hand, if you can fool someone into saying their name backwards, play this card. Target opponent sacrifices a thing and discards 3 cards.
eeh-bunort?
Card by tronbie
FQ
Fairy Tale 2
Action
When this card is in your hand, if you can convince a player to take it from you, give to that player. This card cannot leave that player's hand and cannot be discarded or played for any reason.
"Would you like a delicious apple my dear?"
Card by tronbie
FQ
Fairy Tale 3
Action
When this card is in your hand, if a player destroys one of your things and forces you to discard a card in the same turn, play this card. Draw 3 cards and target player discards a card.
But maybe next time you shouldn't use breadcrumbs to find your way back.
Card by tronbie


Q
Red Herring
Action
When you play this card, you effectively "give up", and end the game in a draw.
I think Dvorak is actually more important than your afternoon trigonometry class, but whatever.
Card by tronbie
Q
Lego Schematics
Thing
Action: Put a lego token into play. Action: Sacrifice 5 lego tokens, draw a card, and play it if you can. If you cannot, put it into your hand and draw again, play that card if you can. Continue this process until you play a card. Action: Destroy a thing you control, gain 5 lego tokens.
Card by tronbie
Q
Dream Sequence
Action
Start a new, different Infinite Dvorak game outside of this one. Whoever loses that game discards their hand and sacrifices 3 things in this game.
Okay this really isn't fun anymore.
Card by tronbie