Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3301-3400

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 3301-3400
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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8X

Bottled Poison

Thing

When Bottled Poison is destroyed, each opponent discards a card at random and destroys a Thing they control.

Card by Bucky

Huddle

Action

Return all non-token Things you control to your hand, and draw four cards.

Card by Kevan

Tripwire

Thing

When an opponent plays a Thing, destroy this and play any number of cards from your hand.

Card by Kevan

Transcendence

Thing

When this comes into play, end your turn. Action: Win the game if you control no other Things and if your hand is empty.

Card by Kevan

Y2

Malaclypse the Younger

Thing

If you have a copy of Malaclypse the elder in play you may use Malaclypse the younger's ability to fetch two cards instead of one. Action: Put a card from the top 23 cards in the draw pile put it in your hand, shuffle the draw pile.

Card by gill_smoke

E3

Malaclypse the Elder

Thing

If you have a copy of Malaclypse the younger in play you may take Malaclypse the elder's action at the begining of your turn for free but then you can't use his ability. Action: put a card from the top 23 cards of the discard pile into your hand.

Card by gill_smoke

R5

23 skiddoo

Action

Put cards from the discard pile with a corner value symbol matching any symbol in title of this card into your hand.

Card by gill_smoke

Token Leak

Thing

Action: Destroy a token an opponent controls, to draw a card.

Card by Kevan

Charity Tin Rattle

Action

Target player either gives you a card from their hand, or discards their hand.

Card by Kevan

T?

Targettron

Thing

Make a randomly ordered list of players and a randomly ordered list of non-token Things in play. Any event targetting a player or Thing targets the next player or Thing on the appropriate list. After a player or Thing is targetted he/she/it is moved to the bottom of the list. When a new Thing comes into play, you choose a place for it on the list.
Action: Randomly re-order both target lists.

Card by Goldenboots

Ploughshare

Thing

You cannot play a card or an Action ability if it would destroy a Thing. Action: Draw a card.

Card by Kevan

New Broom

Action

Destroy every non-token Thing in play. For each Thing destroyed, its controller may draw a card and, if they wish, play it immediately.

Card by Kevan

R2R2R

Rags To RIches and Back

Thing

If during your turn you ever have fewer Things in play than any other player, put a Rags token on this card. If during your turn you have a Rags token and more Things in play than any other player, put a Riches token on this card. If during your turn you have a Riches token but fewer Things in play than any other player, you win.

Card by Goldenboots

A Day's Work

Thing

At the end of any turn in which you played more than one card, gain a Money token.

Card by Kevan

B3

And Baby Makes Three

Thing

Action Choose two Tokens you control. Make a new Token with name made up of one word from each parent Token's name.

Card by Goldenboots

6W

Six and Out

Action

Draw 6 cards and play up to six Actions and/or Things, total. If you have not won at the end of this turn, you are eliminated.

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Backyard cricket: over the fence is 6 runs and out.

Card by Goldenboots

Slow Motion

Thing

Players may only play one Action or one Thing, each turn - not both.

Card by Kevan

Mano-a-Mano

Thing

While this card is in play, all other Things are considered to be out of play. Things cannot be played.

Card by Kevan

S12

Public Sucide

Action

Destroy target living thing, draw a card.

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"I fully expect to see you like that one day."-Bub

Card by gill_smoke

S11

Sucide Pact

Thing

Attach two Living Things together when one leaves play or is destroyed they both are.

Card by gill_smoke

S10

Suicide Cultist

Thing

Action: Destroy this card.

Card by gill_smoke

Robotic Hand

Thing

When this comes into play, put eight Finger tokens into play. Your hand size is equal to the number of Finger tokens you control.

Card by Kevan

Spur of the Moment

Action

Draw three cards, then play a card at random from your hand.

Card by Kevan

Bad Luck

Thing

All random decisions are instead resolved by the decision of the player to the left of the player whose turn it is.

Card by Kevan

Juri, Mister Zombie Corpse

Thing

Every player may play this from the discard pile instead of playing a Thing. When Juri is destroyed, gain control of target Thing or draw a card.

Card by Zt

Lost on a Lonely Island with a Person you Dislike

Thing

You may play this under an opponent's control. Whenever you play a Thing, each other player creates a copy of that Thing under their control.

Card by Zt

This Deck is so Freaking Infinite

Action

Search the draw pile. If you find a card called "Hammy Spanky Stinky Pinky Rotten Fishy Pasta Salad", you win the game. If you don't, draw three cards.

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"If the deck is truly infinite, then any card name has to exist."

Card by Zt

$0.99/lb

Hammy Stinky Spanky Pinky Rotten Fishy Pasta Salad

Thing

No Thing may use any Action ability in the turn it comes into play, unless the Thing is voluntarily destroyed by its controller at the same time.

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Keep looking, there are infinitely many cards infinitely close to what you want...

Card by Goldenboots

1729

Srinavasa Ramanujan

Thing-Mathematician

If you control exactly 1729 tokens of any type(s) you win.
Action Create a Cube token.
Action If you control a set of n tokens including at least one Cube token, add n*n*n - n Cube tokens

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Oh, no Hardy! 1729 is a very interesting number! It's the smallest number that can be expressed as a sum of cubes two different ways!

Card by Goldenboots

18L

In with a Chance

Thing

If you control exactly 18 Lucky tokens, you win. If you use an Action ability on this card, toss a coin: on Tails, erase that action ability.
Action Create a Lucky token.
Action Double your number of Lucky tokens
Action Triple your number of Lucky tokens.
Action Destroy a Lucky token.

Card by Goldenboots

Unexploded Bomb

Thing

If this Thing is destroyed, destroy all Things.

Card by Kevan

Embarrassing Secret

Action

Discard your hand. If this card is revealed from your hand, you must play it immediately.

Card by Kevan

EE 1

Ossiliscope

Thing

At the beginning of your turn you may trigger as many actions abilities of inanimate things as you posses scope probes.Thing: Create a copy of scope probe from the archive shuffle into draw pile. Action: Search top 20 cards in the draw pile for a scope probe and put it in your hand.

Card by gill_smoke

EE 2

Scope Probe

Thing

If this is destroyed you may make a copy that you put into your hand for 50 money related tokens.

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"I swear you'd think these things were made of gold." -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

EE 3

Waveform Generator

Thing

At the beginning of your turn you may do one of the following:
Draw an extra card.
Discard a card.
Create a energy token.

Card by gill_smoke

Kidnapping

Action

Gain control of a Thing, unless its controller discards their hand.

Card by Kevan

Shell Script

Thing

Play onto a Thing with an Action ability. That Action ability activates for free at the start of each of its controller's turns.

Card by Kevan

A House on Fire

Action

Every player discards down to one card.

Card by Kevan

$$$

Economic Stimulus Package

Thing

When this comes into play, each player gains 10 * (the number of active players) Money tokens. Destroy this at the beginnng of your turn. Each player may auction off a Thing he/she controls during his/her turn, and chooses to accept bids in Money tokens only or in any tokens. When this is destroyed the player with the most Money tokens may draw four cards.

Card by Goldenboots

Economic Downturn

Action

For each type of token in play, each player must destroy one token they control of that type, if they have any.

Card by Kevan

Elbow Room

Thing

Each player's maximum hand size is reduced by the number of Things they control. Each player may destroy Things they control at the end of their turn.

Card by Kevan

Suppressing Fire

Thing

The first card played each turn is instead discarded with no effect.

Card by Kevan

R13

Zombie Revenge

Action

Destroy all living things

Card by gill_smoke

R12

Treant Revenge

Action

Destroy all non living things

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Undead ones too.

Card by gill_smoke

R8

Fell through

Action Reaction

You must discard a card to play. Play in response to any action, that action does nothing.

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"Awww that's too bad" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Crop Field

Thing

Action: Put a Seed token into play. Action: Replace all Seed tokens with Crop tokens. Action: Destroy any number of Crop tokens you control to draw twice as many cards.

Card by Kevan

Cursed!

Thing

Play onto a Thing that used its Action ability since your last turn. The controller of that Thing cannot play the Action ability of other Things.

Card by Kevan

Rob the Rich

Action

Choose a player. Swap all of your tokens for all of their tokens.

Card by Kevan

Collectible Card Swap Meet

Action

You may offer n cards created by one card creator and name how many cards, by which creator, you would trade them for. You accept the first correct offer.

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I'll trade 4 Kevans for one Pombo!

Card by Goldenboots

Correcting Fluid

Thing

Action: Correct a spelling or grammatical mistake on a card in play or in your hand, and draw three cards.

Card by Kevan

M0

Market crash

Thing

When this comes into play destroy all money tokens. At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card. Whenever things would be destroyed put it back into controllers hand instead.

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"Somebody is making money on this deal." -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

R9

Stashed

Action

Look at an opponents hand take a card.

Card by gill_smoke

R1

Hate mail

Action

All players beside you discard their hands

Card by gill_smoke

January Sale

Action

Draw and reveal three times as many cards as players. Starting with you and going clockwise around the table, each player picks one of the cards and puts it into their hand.

Card by Kevan

Unscrupulous Postman

Thing

Whenever an opponent draws a card, they must reveal it. You may choose to take the card into your hand instead; if you do, destroy Unscrupulous Postman.

Card by Kevan

The Wrong Hands

Action

Each player may discard any number of cards. Toss a coin; if heads, everyone then passes their hand to the left.

Card by Kevan

Strawberry Fields Forever

Thing

Action: Roll 1d6 and put that many strawberry tokens into play.

Card by Pongo

I Am The Walrus

Thing

The owner of this card is the walrus.

Card by Pongo

Bad Feeling

Action

Look at an opponent's hand. If they have a card with the word 'destroy' on it, draw three cards.

Card by Kevan

Mortgage, Monopoly Style

Thing

Face-down cards are blank. If this card is destroyed, turn all face-down cards in play face-up.
Action (global) Turn a Thing card (not this) you control face down and create 10 Money tokens.
Action (global) Destroy 20 Money tokens to turn a player's face-down card face-up..
.

Card by Goldenboots

Giant, Hollow Cake

Thing

You may destroy this and replace it with a Thing from your hand, at any time.

Card by Kevan

P 128

Deevolution spray

Action

Destroy a token or change a thing into a token of the same type as the replaced cards name.

Card by gill_smoke

R5

That's enough

Action

Target player does not draw a card on thier next turn.

Card by gill_smoke

M6

Miserable state

Thing (rule)

All players must discard a card to play a card from thier hand.

Card by gill_smoke

Roulette Rake

Thing

Action: Give control of any token to any player.

Card by Kevan

Half-Time Substitution

Action

Return any number of non-token Things you control to your hand. You may then play an equal number of Thing cards from your hand.

Card by Kevan

All or Nothing

Thing

You may not play Thing or Action cards normally (although you may still take one Action ability per turn). At any time during your turn, you may play every card from your hand.

Card by Kevan

Son of the Zombie Plague

Action

Create a zombie token for every nontoken thing in play

Card by gill_smoke

z0

Zombified Wage Slave

Thing

Action: destroy a zombie token to create a token of your choise

Card by gill_smoke

s0

Wage Slave

Thing person

Action: destroy a money token to create 2 tokens of your choise

Card by gill_smoke

Near Enough

Action

Swap a card in the discard pile for a card in your hand whose title starts with the same letter.

Card by Kevan

Autopilot

Thing

Players may not play cards or Action abilities normally. A player may play a card at random from their hand, at the end of each of their turns.

Card by Kevan

Rubber Bullets

Action

Pick a Thing at random. Either destroy it, or return this card to your hand.

Card by Kevan

Back From The Grave

Action

Create a zombie token and put a card from the discard pile into your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Back With A Vengeance

Action

Return a thing from the discard pile to play under your control. That thing destroys target thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Back From The Future

Action

Look at the top 5 cards of the deck and play one of them.

Card by ChippyYYZ

B22

Canadian bacon

Thing

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"It doesn't have to do anything because it's that good" -Spencer Shay

Card by gill_smoke

d0

Draft Dodger

Thing

This card is only playable if you have evidence of something Canadian in you play

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"What you thought he was going to do something?" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

F01

Red Ensign

Thing

This is a Canadian icon

Card by gill_smoke

Cold Dark Infinite Void

Thing

If a player has no Existence tokens, they may put one into play on any Thing they control. A player may destroy an Existence token they control at any time. Things without Existence tokens on them (except for this card) are considered to be out of play for the purposes of all other cards.

Card by Kevan

Morphic Resonator

Thing

Play onto a Thing. The body text of every Thing (other than this card) is considered to be the same as the Thing this card is attached to, while this card is in play.

Card by Kevan

First Against the Wall

Action

Destroy the alphabetically earliest Thing.

Card by Kevan

R14

Are You Daft?

Action Reaction

Discard in reaction to a living things action ability, that action does nothing. When played as an action trigger a Thing's action ability twice.

Card by gill_smoke

M11

Malcolm in the middle

Thing

Attach to two living things they cannot use actions.

Card by gill_smoke

B10

Working Blue

Action

Destroy all non blue things.

Card by gill_smoke

Brain in a Jar

Thing

You may play two Actions per turn, but cannot play Action cards, only Action abilities.

Card by Kevan

Andrew Jackson

Thing

You may ignore any judiciary-related cards or effects.
Action: Remove target Indian from the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Stonewall Jackson

Thing

Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn.
If a thing you control has an action ability that could destroy Stonewall Jackson, flip two coins at the end of each of your turns. If both are tails, activate that ability targeting Stonewall Jackson.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Janet Jackson

Thing

Action: Reveal a random card from your hand and draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Luddite Mob

Thing

You may not play Action abilities, except for the one on this card. Action: Destroy a Thing which has an Action ability.

Card by Kevan

M2

Mental Health Day

Thing

Attach to a living thing that thing cannot take use its abilities.
Action: Destroy this card or the one it's attached to then attach this to a new living thing.

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"He needs more than a day ..." -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

A1

Apex Predator

Thing

This card cannot be destroyed.
Action: Destroy living thing.

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"Grrr."

Card by gill_smoke

Cthulu Sex Magazine

Thing

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"With a title like that you don't need to do anything."

Card by gill_smoke

Dvo / Rak

Thing

A second playing area exists. At the start of each player's turn, they must pick one of the two areas; any Things that come into play this turn come into play in this area, and all cards in the other area are removed from play, until the end of the turn.

Card by Kevan

2Do

Communal To-Do List

Thing

During your turn you may (for free) perform the next To Do on the list below. Then erase that item and put this card under another player's control.
To Do Draw 3 cards
To Do Destroy a Thing you control
To Do Discard your hand, draw 5 cards.
To Do Destroy five tokens you control.
To Do Destroy this card.
To Do Win the game.

Card by Goldenboots

Me!

Link Bait

Thing

This card is a living thing, a node, an insect, a quark, Canadian, undead, robotic, made of glass, a philosopher, related to Chess, black, blue, not black, not blue, nonliving, plastic, and features a quotation from Bub.
Action If a card in play refers to cards of a particular description, add that description to this card.

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Always on page 5 of Google's hits.

Card by Goldenboots

419 Scam

Action

Choose a player, and name an amount of tokens they control. They may choose to give you those tokens; if they do, then you may choose to put three times that many tokens into play under their control.

Card by Kevan

Surprise Attack

Action

Play this during an opponent's turn. Destroy target thing and immediately take a turn. Your opponent's turn resumes after your extra turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Ricochet Laser

Action

Destroy four random things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Kill Mode Engage

Thing

All Action Abilities now read "Action: Destroy target thing."

Action: Eliminate an opponent.

Card by ChippyYYZ