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{{card
| title=One for his knob
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| title=Weekly Tasks
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{{card
| title=Card, card, card, card, card, card, card
| type=Action
| text=Target player must draw a card within one seconds. If they do not, you may draw a card.
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=No, we're playing Briscola
| type=Action
| text=Destroy the Seven of Coins
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=Scopa, Bitches!
| type=Action
| text=Search the discard pile for a Scopa! and put it in front of you
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=Merlo closing time
| type=Action
| text=End the game. You may only play this card if you have a coffee.
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=FF0000
}}
{{card
| title=Shit!
| type=Action
| text=A coffee has been spilt, destroy target coffee. ''Shit!''
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=Have you seen the comic in today's ''The Australian''?
| type=Action
| text=Draw two cards.
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=Whoops, wrong name
| type=Action
| text=Give control of target coffee to target player.
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=Michael!
| type=Action
| text=Target player has inadvertantly said the wrong thing. That player may only play one card in their next turn.
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=Michaeled
| type=Action
| text=Target player discards all point cards from their hand.
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=Supermichaeled
| type=Action
| text=All point cards in play are destroyed.
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=Oops, there's one missing
| type=Action
| text=All players discard their hands and are dealt five new cards.
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=Sorry about the wait on that one
| type=Action
| text=Search the draw pile for a coffee and put it in your hand.
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=Toss the Boss
| type=Action
| text=Flip a coin. If you guess it correctly you may search the draw pile for a coffee and put it in to play under your control.
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=Ace of Trumps
| type=Action
| text=Take an Italian card from in front of each player.
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=Meeting with your supervisor
| type=Action
| text=Target player skips their next turn
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=I don't understand this game
| type=Action
| text=Choose one: either play two Actions or two Things from your hand this turn.
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=They're already shuffled
| type=Action
| text=Look at the top five cards of the draw pile and put them back in any order.
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=Political conversation
| type=Action
| text=All players with a Latte may draw a card.
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=An Ian hint
| type=Action
| text=Destroy all Comp Assignments.
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=Fire Drill
| type=Action
| text=Everyone gets an extension, destroy all assignments
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=Barista in Training
| type=Action
| text=Destroy all coffees. ''Eww, this is burnt. Hey, where's all the chocolate?''
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=No, I'll just watch this one
| type=Action
| text=Target player skips their next draw
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=Muggins
| type=Action
| text=Search the discard pile for any Cribbage points and put them in front of you
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=Haven't you got a class?
| type=Action
| text=Target player discards two cards
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=To be fair
| type=Action
| text=All players draw a card and then discard a card.
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=All Nighter
| type=Action
| text=Destroy all your assignments, skip your next turn.
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
{{card
| title=Crushing Insult
| type=Action
| text=Destroy a Thing.
| creator=Ronaldraygun
| bgcolor=990000
}}
}}

Revision as of 23:12, 19 October 2008

Is It Coffee Time Yet deck
Designer Ronaldraygun
Date October 20 2008
Players 2-6
This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This game is based on our afternoon coffee ritual of playing Scopa, Briscola and Cribbage at Merlo.

Special Rules

Winning

The game ends when someone plays the "Merlo Closing Time" card and the coffee shop shuts, ejecting all their customers. Each coffee and card point is worth points and each assignment is worth negative points. The object of the game is to win the most points in cards, have a coffee and have no assignments.

Thing - Coffee

Each coffee is worth a certain number of points. Who doesn't want coffee?

Thing - Card points

Points are available in games of Scopa, Briscola and Cribbage. You want to maximise the number of point cards you have, equivalent to getting Scopas, runs and pairs, trump cards, etc.

Thing - Assignments

No one likes assignments, least of all Honours level assignments. You want to procrastinate as much as possible and you can't procrastinate with an assignment hanging over your head.


Card List

Scopa!
Thing
One point.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Scopa!
Thing
One point.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Scopa!
Thing
One point.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Scopa!
Thing
One point.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Scopa!
Thing
One point.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Seven of Coins
Thing
One point.
Card by Ronaldraygun


The Box
Thing
One point. How do you do this thing again?
Card by Ronaldraygun
Most Cards
Thing
One point.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Most Coins
Thing
One point. Is this a coin?
Card by Ronaldraygun
Fifteen two
Thing - Cribbage points
Two points. Fuck.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Fifteen two
Thing - Cribbage points
Two points.
Card by Ronaldraygun
And a pair
Thing - Cribbage points
Two points.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Two for his nibs.
Thing - Cribbage points
Two points.
Card by Luisa Hall
One for his knob
Thing - Cribbage points
One point. Teehee, knob
Card by Luisa Hall
Run of two
Thing - Cribbage points
Two points.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Run of three
Thing - Cribbage points
Three points.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Long Black
Thing - Coffee
Two points. Real men get to hold an extra card in their hand.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Long Black
Thing - Coffee
Two points. Real men get to hold an extra card in their hand.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Mocha
Thing - Coffee
Half a point.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Mocha
Thing - Coffee
Half a point.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Marshmallows
Thing
One point. You may only play this if you have a coffee which is not a Long Black
Card by Ronaldraygun
Marshmallows
Thing
One point. You may only play this if you have a coffee which is not a Long Black
Card by Ronaldraygun
Marshmallows
Thing
One point. You may only play this if you have a coffee which is not a Long Black
Card by Ronaldraygun
Latte
Thing - Coffee
One point.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Latte
Thing - Coffee
One point.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Latte
Thing - Coffee
One point.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Cappucino
Thing - Coffee
One point.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Cappucino
Thing - Coffee
One point.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Hot Chocolate
Thing - Coffee
Two points. No caffeine; you may only play one action or one thing each turn.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Double shot
Thing - Coffee
One point. Youmaydrawtwocardseachturn.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Stats Assignment
Thing - Assignment
-1 point.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Comp Assignment
Thing - Assignment
-1 point.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Modelling Assignment
Thing - Assignment
-1 point. What are we supposed to be doing exactly?
Card by Ronaldraygun
Troy Assignment
Thing - Assignment
-2 points.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Take Home Exam
Thing - Assignment
-1 point.
Card by Chris Lustri
Weekly Tasks
Thing - Assignment
-2 points.
Card by Chris Lustri
Nicole's old notes
Thing
Destroy all stats assignments. Stats assignments may not be played while this card is in play.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Crowded Table
Thing
Everybody's maximum hand size is reduced by one.
Card by Ronaldraygun


Card, card, card, card, card, card, card
Action
Target player must draw a card within one seconds. If they do not, you may draw a card.
Card by Ronaldraygun
No, we're playing Briscola
Action
Destroy the Seven of Coins
Card by Ronaldraygun
Scopa, Bitches!
Action
Search the discard pile for a Scopa! and put it in front of you
Card by Ronaldraygun
Merlo closing time
Action
End the game. You may only play this card if you have a coffee.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Shit!
Action
A coffee has been spilt, destroy target coffee. Shit!
Card by Ronaldraygun
Have you seen the comic in today's The Australian?
Action
Draw two cards.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Whoops, wrong name
Action
Give control of target coffee to target player.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Michael!
Action
Target player has inadvertantly said the wrong thing. That player may only play one card in their next turn.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Michaeled
Action
Target player discards all point cards from their hand.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Supermichaeled
Action
All point cards in play are destroyed.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Oops, there's one missing
Action
All players discard their hands and are dealt five new cards.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Sorry about the wait on that one
Action
Search the draw pile for a coffee and put it in your hand.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Toss the Boss
Action
Flip a coin. If you guess it correctly you may search the draw pile for a coffee and put it in to play under your control.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Ace of Trumps
Action
Take an Italian card from in front of each player.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Meeting with your supervisor
Action
Target player skips their next turn
Card by Ronaldraygun
I don't understand this game
Action
Choose one: either play two Actions or two Things from your hand this turn.
Card by Ronaldraygun
They're already shuffled
Action
Look at the top five cards of the draw pile and put them back in any order.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Political conversation
Action
All players with a Latte may draw a card.
Card by Ronaldraygun
An Ian hint
Action
Destroy all Comp Assignments.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Fire Drill
Action
Everyone gets an extension, destroy all assignments
Card by Ronaldraygun
Barista in Training
Action
Destroy all coffees. Eww, this is burnt. Hey, where's all the chocolate?
Card by Ronaldraygun
No, I'll just watch this one
Action
Target player skips their next draw
Card by Ronaldraygun
Muggins
Action
Search the discard pile for any Cribbage points and put them in front of you
Card by Ronaldraygun
Haven't you got a class?
Action
Target player discards two cards
Card by Ronaldraygun
To be fair
Action
All players draw a card and then discard a card.
Card by Ronaldraygun
All Nighter
Action
Destroy all your assignments, skip your next turn.
Card by Ronaldraygun
Crushing Insult
Action
Destroy a Thing.
Card by Ronaldraygun
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