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{{Infobox
| title=School Chemistry Lesson
| designers=Kevan and Raven 
| date=29th August 2000
| players=2+
| status=Nomic
}}

The inaugural game of proper Dvorak - slapdash sabotage in the chemistry lab as students strive to achieve their own particular objectives.
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==Card List==

{{card
|title=Bunsen Burner
|type=Thing
|text=
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Beaker of Cold Water
|type=Thing
|text=
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Beaker of Boiling Water
|type=Thing
|text=You may only play Beaker of Boiling Water if you control Bunsen Burner and Beaker of Cold Water. When this card comes into play, destroy Beaker of Cold Water.
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Clumsiness
|type=Action
|text=Destroy a Thing.
|bgcolor=660000
}}

{{card
|title=Cloud of Steam
|type=Thing
|text=You may only play Cloud of Steam if Beaker of Boiling Water is in play.
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Opening a Window
|type=Action
|text=Destroy all Gases.
|bgcolor=660000
}}

{{card
|title=Throw Magnesium Powder
|type=Action
|text=If another player controls Bunsen Burner, you may remove a random card from their hand.
|bgcolor=660000
}}

{{card
|title=Coke
|type=Thing
|text=Coke, mm, lovely caffeine.
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Jar of Potassium
|type=Thing
|text=If you control this, you can destroy any non-gas cards which contain Water.
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Light the Gas Tap
|type=Action
|text=Remove a random card from each player's hand.
|bgcolor=660000
}}

{{card
|title=Acid Trip
|type=Action
|text=Replace any Thing in play belonging to an opponent with a Thing from your hand.
|bgcolor=660000
}}

{{card
|title=Depression
|type=Thing
|text=Any player who destroys eight or more Things in a single turn, while this card is in play, wins the game.
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Bunsen Burner
|type=Thing
|text=
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Goggles
|type=Thing
|text=If an Action with the word 'Throw' in its name picks you as its target, ignore its effects.
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Sink Plunger
|type=Action
|text=Retrieve the top card from the discard pile, into your hand.
|bgcolor=660000
}}

{{card
|title=Teacher's Attention
|type=Thing
|text=The player who controls this card has a fifty percent chance of not drawing a card when he is supposed to.
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Throw Chalk
|type=Action
|text=A chosen player discards a card of their choice.
|bgcolor=660000
}}

{{card
|title=Throw Paper Aeroplane
|type=Action
|text=A chosen player discards a card at random, then draws a card.
|bgcolor=660000
}}

{{card
|title=Beaker of Cold Water
|type=Thing
|text=
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Someone's Eye Out
|type=Thing
|text=This card can only be played in the same turn as a card with 'Throw' in its title. This card is then controlled by a player chosen by the one whose turn it is. The controller of this card must toss a coin 'heads' in order to draw a card.
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Visit to Matron
|type=Action
|text=Destroy any Injury Things you control.
|bgcolor=660000
}}

{{card
|title=Look! A Distraction!
|type=Action
|text=Gain control of a Thing.
|bgcolor=660000
}}

{{card
|title=Nasty Scalds
|type=Thing
|text=This card can only be played by a player who controls some Boiling liquid. A chosen victim controls this card. The controller of this card may not play any Things into their own possession.
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Visit to the Equipment Cupboard
|type=Action
|text=Draw three cards.
|bgcolor=660000
}}

{{card
|title=Lunchbreak
|type=Action
|text=Destroy all Things. Shuffle the discard pile back into the draw pile.
|bgcolor=660000
}}

{{card
|title=Attentive Headmaster
|type=Thing
|text=If Attentive Headmaster is in play, and a gas is destroyed by Opening a Window, the player who Opens the Window wins.
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Gas Leak
|type=Thing
|text=If any Bunsen Burners are in play, destroy all things.
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Lab Rat
|type=Thing
|text=
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Scalpel
|type=Thing
|text=
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Gruesome Biology Textbook
|type=Thing
|text=If a Player controls the Lab Rat and a Scalpel, they win the game.
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Scalpel
|type=Thing
|text=
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Stop Hogging The Equipment
|type=Thing
|text=When 'Stop Hogging The Equipment' is in play, players must discard cards until they have 6 or less in their and.
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=But I Need It
|type=Thing
|text=The player controlling this card may have two more cards in their hand than they otherwise could.
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Miniature Steam Engine
|type=Thing
|text=If you control Steam, you win the game.
|bgcolor=000066
}}

{{card
|title=Who Did That? Show Me Your Hands
|type=Action
|text=Every player must discard cards until they have two or less in their hand.
|bgcolor=660000
}}

{{card
|title=Revision
|type=Action
|text=Each player may return a card from the discard pile to their hand (starting with yourself).
|bgcolor=660000
}}