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Some card ideas for infinite D.

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{{card|title=Anonymous|type=Thing|text=All Things have name "Anonymous", creator "Anonymous" and are controlled by all players.|creator=<del>Zt</del> Anonymous|flavortext="You're wearing a <b>mask</b>? Grow up, dude!" - Bub|bgcolor=C0C0C0}}

{{card|title=Godlike Power|type=Thing|text=Do whatever the fuck you want.|creator=Zt|flavortext=Who said life was fair?|bgcolor=FFF}}

{{card|title=GNU General Public License|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Any player may use this Action. Create a copy of this Thing under your control.<br>'''Action:''' Change a word of this Thing's text other than the first Action ability.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=0000CC}}


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{{card|title=Light Yagami|type=Thing|text=You may play this under target player's control. If an opponent ever sees your cards, you are eliminated.<br>'''Action:''' Destroy target human.|creator=Zt|flavortext="I will create the perfect world."|bgcolor=FFFFFF}}

{{card|title=Death Note|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy target human. (If you wish, you may also specify how the person dies. Defaults to heart-attack.)|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=000000}}

{{card|title=L|type=Thing|text=If you ever see an opponent's hand, eliminate that opponent.|creator=Zt|flavortext="The probability that you are Kira is 5%."|bgcolor=0000CC}}

{{card|title=Misa Misa|type=Thing - Nuisance|text=Play this as soon as possible. As long as you control this, you cannot play Things.|creator=Zt|flavortext="You're begging for him to finally write her f***ing name into the Death Note and in the end it just doesn't happen. Makes me wanna smash my head against the wall." - My mate Don|bgcolor=FF00FF}}

{{card|title=Oracle of Delphi|type=Action|text=Look at the top five cards of the deck and rearrange their order as you wish.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=0000CC}}

{{card|title=JFGI!|type=Action|text=Browse through the deck and take a card you want. You have three minutes to do this. Then shuffle the deck.|creator=Zt|flavortext="Just Fucking Google It!"|bgcolor=CC0000}}

{{card|title=Poet Laureate of Evil|type=Thing|text=Play this as soon as possible. You may add any sentences (not single words) to this card's text as long as they do not contain the letters "e" or "i". Five minutes after this has been played you are eliminated, even if this Thing has been destroyed or removed.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=000000}}

{{card|title=Sticky Fingers|type=Thing|text=You cannot be forced to discard cards.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=0000CC}}

{{card|title=Magnetic Fingers|type=Thing|text=You cannot be forced to discard cards.<br>'''Action or Thing:''' Take a Thing you control back into your hand.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=0000CC}}

{{card|title=Ghost Hand|type=Thing|text=Thing: Play a Thing from your hand under target player's control.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=000000}}

{{card|title=Corpse Wall|type=Thing|text=Opponents may not play Things under your control. Living and undead Things you control cannot be targeted.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=000000}}

{{card|title=Flexible Goals|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, destroy all Things you control but two. Then replace XXX in this card's text with any adjective. If a player controls four or more XXX Things, she wins the game.
|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=0000CC}}

{{card|title=Fake Beard|type=Thing|text=Play onto target Thing. Equipped Thing is male now.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=0000CC}}

{{card|title=I Want To WIN!!!!!!|type=Action|text=Draw up to five cards. Destroy target Thing. Take control of any amount of target Things. Take up to three Actions.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=CC0000}}

{{card|title=Trojan Horse|type=Thing|text=May only be destructed by Fire, Destiny, Greeks or Rhodos Feta Salami Sandwiches. You may play Actions and Things from your hand as if your opponents played them.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=0000CC}}

{{card|title=Return of Chtulhu|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play create a "Strawberry Pinky" token. If there are fifteen or more of these tokens in play, eliminate all opponents. When this card goes to the discard pile, it goes immediately back to play under the control of the last controller. '''Action:''' Destroy this card.|creator=Zt|longtext=yes|flavortext=Obviously Chtulhu likes Strawberry Candy, too.|bgcolor=FF00FF}}

{{card|title=Kudzu|type=Thing|creator=Zt|text=Play onto target Thing. Equipped thing's text is ignored. Kudzu cannot be destroyed by living Things.|bgcolor=0000CC}}

{{card|title=Settlers of Catan|type=Thing|text=Players may negotiate and freely exchange Things and cards between each other.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=0000CC}}

{{card|title=Cursed Amulet|type=Thing|text=Indestructible. You cannot win.<br>'''Action:''' Destroy target Thing.<br>'''Action:''' Draw a card.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=000000}}

{{card|title=Epic Boobs|type=Thing|text=Play onto target Thing. Equipped Thing cannot be targeted except by you.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|cornervalue=Ꙭ|bgcolor=DD00DD}}

{{card|title=Huge Distracting Cleavage|type=Thing|text=Opponents cannot play Things that have Action abilities.|creator=Zt|flavortext=It's like the sun: you can look at it, but it's dangerous to stare.|cornervalue=\/|bgcolor=DD00DD}}

{{card|title=ЯUꙄꙄIⱯи LⱻTTⱻЯ  ЯOTⱯTIиG ꟽⱯꟻIⱯ|type=Thiиg|text=At any time you may rotate any characters on any cards in play or on Actions that are just being played. Rotate by 180 degrees only. Rotate only if the resulting word/number makes sense. (Valid transformations include: d-P, d-p, M-W, m-w, b-q,  u-n.)<br>'''Action:''' Create a Thing with name and text "Yon miu" under target opponent's control.|creator=Zt|longtext=yes|flavortext=|bgcolor=0000CC}}

{{card|title=Reset Button|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Restart the game.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=0000CC}}

{{card|title=Big Red Button|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Eliminate all players.|creator=Zt|flavortext="I told you NOT to push it!"|bgcolor=FF0000}}

{{card|title=ꝆↂṜↁ ꝋⅎ ṯḧⱻ Ừṉḯḉₒḑꜫ|type=ĂçţǂởＮ|text=Ⅱⅎ ẏΘν ƱŊƊɇŘşƬΔɳĐ ͲᾜῚš, ƉŖᴬẅ ťŵŏ ƆǠʁɖŜ.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=CC0000}}

{{card|title=Queen of the Dark Throne|type=Thing|text=May only be destroyed by vampire hunters, ponies, ninja garden roast beef, and purple cards. You may only play vampires and undeads.<br>'''Action:''' Draw 50 cards.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=000000}}

{{card|title=Ninja Garden Roast Beef|type=Thing|text=You are considered to control an infinite amount of snack tokens (food).'''Action:''' If today is friday (in your time zone), destroy target Queen.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=009900}}

{{card|title=Disembodied Hand|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Discard your hand. Gain control of target non-living Thing.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=000000}}

{{card|title=Do I look like Sasha Grey?|type=Action|text=Ask target opponent if you can slap her face (before showing this card), and act according to the answer:<br>
"yes" -> Slap her face.<br>
"no" -> Destroy all Things she controls.<br>
"Are you crazy?" or similar -> She discards her hand.<br>
This card's title or similar -> You lose the game.<br>
Something else -> You draw a card.|longtext=yes|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=FF00FF}}

{{card|title=Runtime Bug|type=Reaction|text=Play this in response to an Action. Temporarily change a word in the Action's text before it takes place.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=00CC00}}

{{card|title=Bad Kernel Update|type=Thing|text=Target opponent loses next turn.|creator=Zt|flavortext="Linux *does* have freezes. It just has them for fancier reasons than Windows." - Don|bgcolor=0000CC}}

{{card|title=Max the Maximal|type=Thing|text=Your hand size limit is 3,3 trillions.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=0000CC}}

{{card|title=Porn Actress Body|type=Thing|text=Play onto target Thing. Equipped Thing has: "Action: Gain control of target dick."|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=FF00FF}}

{{card|title=Infinity + 1|type=Thing|text=This counts as an infinite amount of Things + 1 Thing. If another player controls an infinite amount of Things, you still control more Things than her.|creator=Zt|flavortext="If I am stupid, then you are two times stupid."<br>
"Well ... you are three times stupid!"<br>
"Four times! My number's always one greater than yours!"<br>
"You are infinitely stupid! There is no higher number than that! In your face!"<br>
"You are infinitely + 1 stupid."<br>
"Hey ... that's not fair ..."<br>|longtext=yes|bgcolor=0000CC}}

{{card|title=The House of Excess and Sodomy|type=Thing|text=Things you control may use their abilities, no matter what any other card says.|creator=Zt|flavortext=Think of it as the orgy scene in "Eyes Wide Shut" plus a chicken farm, only the chickens are people. Thought of it? You aren't even halfway there!|bgcolor=0000CC}}

{{card|title=Neurotic Plan|type=Thing - Goal|text=Play this as soon as possible. May only be destroyed by psychology-related cards.<br>If a player controls six or more identical Things or if she controls twelve or more identically '''named''' Things, she wins the game.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=0000CC}}

{{card|title=Simple Basic Program|type=Thing|text='''Action:'''<br>
10<br>
if cards_in_your_hand < 5 then draw_a_card else end<br>
goto 10|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=0000CC}}

{{card|title=Javascript Program|type=Thing|text=Because of security restrictions this Thing cannot use its Action abilities.<br>'''Action:''' Eliminate target opponent.|creator=Zt|flavortext="Stupid sandbox."|bgcolor=0000CC}}

{{card|title=Surprise Sex|type=Action|text='''***WARNING. This card may be extremely offensive to some. If so, shred it to pieces and redraw.***''' It's not r**e, just surprise sex! Yeeeeeey! Draw a random card from opponent. I'm sure he likes it, I mean, he doesn't wear any underwear, does he? You know what? Take another random card from him. He likes it for sure!|creator=Zt|flavortext="Just think of it as the Japanese way of saying hello."|longtext=yes|bgcolor=FF00FF}}

{{card|title=Jason|type=Thing|text=You may only play this on Friday 13th or from the discard pile (if another card allows you to).<br>'''Action:''' Eliminate target player (and very cruelly so).|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=000000}}

{{card|title=Ninja Fromage Fox Ghost Pirates|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy this to play two extra Actions.<br>'''Action:''' Destroy Pirate Fromage Fox Ghost Ninjas.|creator=Zt|flavortext="Death to all Pirate Fromage Fox Ghost Ninjas!"|bgcolor=D2691E}}

{{card|title=Pirate Fromage Fox Ghost Ninjas|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy this to play two extra Things.<br>'''Action:''' Destroy Ninja Fromage Fox Ghost Pirates.|creator=Zt|flavortext="We are legion! We are Pirate Ninjas!! We will prevail over all Ninja Pirates!!!"|bgcolor=D2691E}}

{{card|title=Old Cheesybeard|type=Thing - Pirate|text=All pirates other than Old Cheesybeard have: "Action: win the game."|creator=Zt|flavortext="An' Ol' Cheesy was the lamest of 'em all, arrr."|bgcolor=0000CC}}

{{card|title=Iliterrate Zoomby|type=Thinng - Zombee|text='''Aktshawn:''' "Korrekt" (chanch) a ladder on targate Thinng.<br>'''Thang:''' Diss-troy targate hoomen.|creator=Zt|flavortext="Brraennz!"|bgcolor=000000}}

{{card|title=Vladimir Nabokov|type=Thing|text=-|creator=Zt|flavortext="Well ... why would he need any Abilities? He was a genius anyway, right?"|bgcolor=0000CC}}

{{card|title=Super Mega Hardcore Lesbo Bondage Titf***|type=Thing|text=-|creator=Zt|flavortext="Ok, it doesn't have any Abilities. Still, you've been waiting for this, haven't you?"|bgcolor=FF00FF}}