Barbeque deck

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Barbeque deck
Designers MrEdwardNigma, TheNathan, Ace
Date 01/06/2011
Players 2+
This is a playable deck - it's finished, tested and ready to play.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Fill yourself with food and alcohol before the other players can.

Special Rules

Actions

Unlike in most Dvorak decks, actions may be played at any time, but only one per round per player. Things are still limited to one per turn, during your turn, except for a few exceptions which are listed as "playable as action".

Winning the Game

In order to win you have to earn 15 points. You can earn points by eating food.

Food

There are two kinds of food: instant food and barbeque food.


Instant food is food that can be played and is then directly discarded for it's point value. For example, if you play a Lame Salad you will get one point.


Barbeque food has two values in the upper right corner. The first is how much points it is worth when it is consumed, exactly like the instant foods, but the second is how many turns the food needs to bake on the barbeque. Place that many counters on the food and remove one at the beginning of every turn. You may consume the food once there are no remaining counters.

Eating Limits and Consequences

The maximum amount of food you may consume in one turn is one instant food and one barbeque food. Food that doesn't come directly out of your hand or off your barbeque doesn't count towards this total.

Food on the barbeque that is done but not consumed is worth one point less each turn it remains on the barbeque.

Card List

-1
Heineken
Thing -Instant -Alcohol
Play on target player.
Card by TheNathan
1
Beer
Thing -Instant -Alcohol
1
White Wine
Thing -Instant -Alcohol
Needs to be consumed with fish.
1
Red Wine
Thing -Instant -Alcohol
Needs to be consumed with meat.
2
Jack Daniels
Thing -Instant -Alcohol
If The Nathan is in play, both cards are destroyed.
"Gimme that bottle"
2
Polish Vodka
Thing -Instant -Alcohol
Play on target player. They go temporarily blind => Each player may steal one item on the table from this player, starting with the person who played this card.
3
Sangria
Thing -Instant -Alcohol
May only be played together with a Spain reference, or if you have a Spain guest in play.
3
Keg
Thing -Instant -Alcohol
You cannot eat this turn.
"No time, drinking"


1
Lame Salad
Thing -Instant -Vegetable
1
Lame Salad
Thing -Instant -Vegetable
1
Crudités is just French for lame salad
Thing -Instant -Vegetable
You may switch this for a 2 point food, in this case the card is playable as an action.
1
Carrots
Thing -Instant -Vegetable
"Nobody likes carrots" -Shone
2
Cucumber
Thing -Instant -Vegetable
Flip a coin:

Heads: 2 points, as normal.

Tails: bloody diarrhea => lose 2 points instead.
1
Cigarette
Thing -Instant
One player of your choice loses his appetite this round.
Card by TheNathan
1
Bun
Thing -Instant
You gain an extra point if you consume this with a burger.
3
Pasta Salad
Thing -Instant
2/1
Bacon Rod
Thing -BBQ -Meat -Pork
"Because, hey, bacon on a stick!"
Card by Ace
2/1
Garlic Bread
Thing -BBQ
You lose one guest due to halitosis.
2/2
Burger
Thing -BBQ -Meat -Beef
2/2
Burger
Thing -BBQ -Meat -Beef
2/2
Burger
Thing -BBQ -Meat -Beef
"The card should say Burger-King, not Burger-Thing!"
2/2
Veggie Burger
Thing -BBQ
"An abomination against nature"
2/2
Sardines
Thing -BBQ -Fish
2/2
Chicken Wings
Thing -BBQ -Poultry
You gain an extra point if you control Hot Sauce.
2/2
Sausages
Thing -BBQ -Meat -Pork
Easily Divided:

2 points for you,

1 point for a player of your choice.
2/3
Salmon
Thing -BBQ -Fish
2/4
Corn on the Cob
Thing -BBQ -Vegetable
You may spend extra turns cooking this to butter it. If you do, each extra turn makes this food worth an extra point.
2/5
Pigeon
Thing -BBQ -Poultry
3/1
Scampi Delicacy
Thing -BBQ -Fish
Card by TheNathan
3/2
Bacon!!!
Thing -BBQ -Meat -Pork
"Food of the gods"
Card by Ace
3/2
Roadkill
Thing -BBQ -Meat
Flip a coin:

Heads: 3 points, as normal.

Tails: Puking => lose 2 points instead.
"No idea what this is, but hey, free food!"
3/2
Baked Banana
Thing -BBQ
May only be consumed as dessert (to finish the game).
3/3
Duck!
Thing -BBQ -Poultry
May be used as an action card instead to ignore the effect of one action on you.
3/3
Skunk Steak
Thing -BBQ -Meat
Discard all guests in play due to awful odours.
3/3
Chicken after Three Days
Thing -BBQ -Poultry
Play only if this would let you win the game. If you do not win, lose all your points. All opponents lose four as well.
Card by Ace
4/3
Spare Ribs
Thing -BBQ -Meat -Pork
"Have you got one to spare?" *Badum-Tish*
4/3
Red Wine Marinated Beef
Thing -BBQ -Meat -Beef -Alcohol
"French"
4/3
Fatty Loin
Thing -BBQ -Meat
One thing on the barbeque is destroyed.
*Woosh* "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!"
Card by Ace
5/2
Half A Cow
Thing -BBQ -Meat -Beef
Divide 4 extra points among your opponents as you see fit. This steak is just too big.
Card by Ace
8/2
Octopus
Thing -BBQ -Fish
Divide the eight points as fairly as possible, ignoring bonusses.
The Shone
Thing -Guest -Spain
If you consume alcohol, you may destroy a guest.
The Ace
Thing -Guest
Comes into play with 3 counters. You may ignore an action for each.
"Yeah, but I have a knife"
The Vincent
Thing -Guest -Spain
Assign to any player when played. You may not play vegetables.
"What do you mean, vegetables?"
The Arno
Thing -Guest -Spain
Immunity to puking.
The Nathan
Thing -Guest -Spain
One extra point for every vegetable consumed.
The Didier
Thing -Guest -Spain
Comes into play with 5 counters. For each counter you may have someone discard a card at any time due to distraction. This card may be destroyed by anyone by throwing away a cigarette.
"Bump it, bump it, c'mon, bump iiiit!!"
The Atan.
Thing -Guest
Comes into play with 3 counters. For each counter you may have someone discard 2 cards at any time due to distraction. If The Atan and The Didier are in play at the same time, the universe is destroyed and the game must be rebooted. Only points are kept.
"Have you seen this YouTube clip?"
The Muslim
Thing -Guest
Assign to any player when played. You may not eat pork.
The Hippie
Thing -Guest
Assign to any player when played. You may not eat fish, meat and poultry. Can be discarded by throwing away a vegetable.
"Go, fetch!"
Designated Driver
Thing -Guest
Assign to any player when played. You may not consume alcohol.
Card by Ace
Captain Cook
Thing -Guest
Reduce your cooking costs by 1, you can never go below 1 turn of cooking.
Card by Ace
The Colonel
Thing -Guest
All poultry you eat gives double points.
Incredibly Hot Sauce.
Thing
For all barbeque foods you eat you may flip a coin:

Heads: Double the points.

Tails: Destroy the food.
Card by Ace
Mad Cow Disease
Thing
There may be no beef on the table! Playable as action: if played when someone eats beef this player must discard their hand.
Binge Drinking
Action
Consume all alcohol in your hand at the same time (show your hand to prove this!).
Burnt Meat
Action
One barbeque food is destroyed.
Card by TheNathan
Ants! Ants!
Action
One piece of meat is destroyed.
Lighter Fuel Spillage
Action
Destroys three things in play.
Water Fight
Action
The barbeque is doused => cooking times reset.
Playing With Fire
Action
All barbeque food is stalled one turn due to people stealing the lighter fluid for entertainment.
Heavy Rain
Action
Everything on the barbeque is destroyed.
Card by TheNathan
Gross Negligence
Action
Everything on the barbeque is destroyed.
One Glass Too Many
Action
Target alcohol consuming player loses 3 points due to puking.
Sea, Food!
Action
Target player with points over 10 loses 5 points (needs to be used while consuming a food) due to puking.
Incredibly Nasty Campfire Story
Action
Opponents of your choice pukes up 6 points, all other players lose 2.
Card by Ace
Swimming Pool
Action -Spain
Target player gets a chair chucked at their head and loses 2 points.
Water Balloon Counter
Action -Spain
Cancel target action.
"Duck!" "Oh, I like duck"
Card by Ace
Blackened Upper Body
Action -Spain
Target opponent loses a turn to go wash.
"It Looks Ready To Me"
Action
Consume a barbeque food before it is done cooking for one point less.
Everything's Better Onna Stick
Action
One consumed barbeque food is worth an extra point.
BBQ, A Poem By AM
Action
You may throw one guest onto the barbeque. They are worth 5 points and take 4 turns to cook.
"All those people, all that blood, come what may, not what should"
"There's Nothing Wrong With This"
Action
You may retrieve the top food from the discard pile and put it into play.
"You're not gonna throw that away, are you?"
The Bum
Action
Target opponent hands you one thing from the barbeque which would be finished this turn.
"Please?"
Card by Ace
King Salami
Action
Divide one barbeque food between you and the owner (the points are split evenly, rounded down).
Raccoon Burglary
Action
Target player loses 2 random cards.
Cooler Run
Action
Draw 2 cards.
Cooler Run
Action
Draw 2 cards.
Supermarket Run
Action
Draw 3 cards.
"Anyone got a car? Anyone NOT drunk?"
Card by Ace

References

A lot of this game consists of inside jokes, referring to barbeques we have done in the past. One of the barbeques took place in Spain, which explains the whole Sangria thing. Especially the named guests will be hard to understand for outsiders, but even if the joke is lost, the game is still good.

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