To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeckskipcard hb/Terrible Psychic Powers/Thing/You may look at any player's hand at any timeskipcard hb/When Cats Attack!/Thing/If a cat touches a card-in-play (unprompted), destroy that card.skipcard hb/The Kittens Speak/Thing/Whenever a kitten meows, everyone must draw a card. (One per meow.)skipcard hb/Full Litter Tray/Thing/No more things may be played.skipcard hb/Extra Toe/Thing/Gain ability to play 2 cards per turnskipcard hb/Trimmed Claws/Thing/Pick up 2 cards for every 1 normally. And pick up one NOW!skipcard hb/Been Caught!/Thing - I was just playing.../If a player empties their hand, make them draw a card. Discard after use.skipcard hb/Sleeping in Awkward Positions/Thing/Busy sleeping, you're not paying attention. Avoid effect of any card. Discard after use.skipcard hr/Bathtime/Action/Draw a card.skipcard hr/Purring/Action/You're happy! Everyone else draws a card.skipcard hr/Overload/Action/The player with the most cards in their hand may discard half of them. (Rounding down.)skipcard hr/THAT looks more interesting/Action/Pick a random card from another player, then give them a card from your hand.skipcard hr/Distraction by Cat/Action/Look at another player's hand.skipcard hr/I'm playing with this - no this!/Action/Destroy a thing. Draw a cat, I mean card.skipcard hr/What Would Cepheus Do?/Action/Choose a player - they must show their hand to Cepheus and let him choose a card from it. They must play that card immediately.skipcard hr/Tea Break/Action/A chosen player must go and make drinks for everyone.skipcard hr/Visit to the Vet/Action/Everyone draws a card, in the order of how many cats they've owned.skipcard hr/Wow! My Shadow!/Action/Whilst everyone else is distracted, discard a card.skipcard hr/Can I Tawch it, Can I Taeste it?/Action/Look at a players hand and draw one card.skipcard hr/Cat Fight!/Action/Everyone draws a card.skipcard hr/Chicken Treats/Action/Steal a card in play.skipcard hr/Pounce!/Action/Move a thing into your hand.skipcard hr/Claws/Action/Tear a card (any card) into tiny, tiny pieces. (Oh, alright, just remove it from the game.)skipcard hr/Priveledge/Action/Draw 2 cards.skipcard hr/I'm Sleeping, You do it/Action/Give this card to another player. 'When it came to delegation, cats got someone else to write the book.'skipcard hr/Gosh, I'm Pretty/Action/Give each player a card.skipcard hr/While the Cat is Away/Action/Swap 2 other players hands.skipcard hr/The Cats Want to Play/Action/Discard 2 cards. If you have no cards left after discarding, pick up a card instead.skipcard hr/Kwafee, Nescafé/Action - Or Cat Food/Draw 1 card.skipcard hr/Roshambo/Action/Play paper-scissor-stone with an opponent of your choice. The loser draws a card.skipcard hr/Cat Treats/Action/Busy! Skip next turn.skipcard hr/Archive Search/Action/Pick a card from the Dvorak archive, copy it, and put it into your hand.skipcard hr/Delicious!/Action/A chosen player must eat a cat biscuit, or draw 3 cards. (Their choice.)skipcard hr/Shaved Pussy/Action/Pick an opponent to shave - that player discards a card.skipcard hr/I Love 2002/Action/Take a card from the discard pile and put it into your hand.skipcard hr/Hot Chilli - ARGH!/Action/Give one card to each player, quick! After deliberation they return a card.skipcard hr/Recall Circuit/Action/Invite back a player who has left the game.@emit [name(%#)] pastes the When Kittens Attack deck into the Dvorak Engine.