To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeck loadcard hr/Portugal?/Action/Last person to name a South American country must drink loadcard hb/Hold Your Tongue/Thing/Holder of this card must remain silent until someone says his/her name. loadcard hr/For Your Rights/Action/Last person to stand up must drink. loadcard hb/Double Down/Thing/You can play one extra Action per turn. loadcard hr/Property Tax/Action/Everyone drinks once for each Thing they have in play. loadcard hb/Duck You/Thing/Holder of this card must quack every time he/she drinks. loadcard hr/Sneaky Pete/Action/Steal another player's thing. loadcard hb/Long Dark Hallway/Thing/Holder of this card can only play the top card of the draw pile. This is the holder's turn. loadcard hr/Starving In The Midst Of Plenty/Action/Everyone else drinks. loadcard hb/MC Hammered/Thing/Once per turn pick another player to sing a song of your choosing. loadcard hr/Three Faces Of Drunk/Action/Choose 3 people to drink 3 times loadcard hb/Thumb Master/Thing/Once per round place your thumb on the table. Last person to do so drinks 2 times loadcard hr/Auntie Em!/Action/Discard all of your Things and another player's Things. You both drink. loadcard hb/Evil Burning Magnifying Glass/Thing/Once per turn you may look at another players hand and trade a card with him/her. loadcard hr/Octopus Shuffle/Action/Take every Thing in play, shuffle them, and redistribute them evenly starting with you. loadcard hb/Functioning Alcoholic/Thing/Holder of this card must drink every time he/she plays a card. loadcard hr/Record Skip/Action/You can repeat any Action in this discard pile. loadcard hb/Conjoined Drunks/Thing/Choose another player. Every time you drink that player must also drink loadcard hr/I Have No Idea What's Going On/Action/Take every player's hand, shuffle them together, and redeal a new hand to everyone. loadcard hb/Potty Mouth/Thing/You are the only person allowed to swear. If another other player swears he/she must drink. loadcard hr/UUGGHH!/Action/Last person to make a sex noise must drink. loadcard hb/The Damn Confederates/Thing/Holder of this card must speak in a southern accent until someone says 'y'all.' loadcard hr/Hi, my name is.../Action/Last person to say his/her FULL name must drink. loadcard hb/That Gesture/Thing/Once per round place your finger on your nose. Last person to do so drinks 2 times. loadcard hb/Who Ya Gonna Call?/Thing/Once per round say "Who ya gonna call?" Last person to say "Ghostbusters" drinks. loadcard hb/Double Stack/Thing/You can play an extra Thing per turn loadcard hr/Bitch Slap/Action/Slap someone. loadcard hb/Orange Ball Of What?/Thing/You can draw an extra card at the start of your turn. loadcard hr/drinkDRINKdrink/Action/Everyone drinks. loadcard hb/Drinkmaster General/Thing/Once per turn give out 4 drinks. loadcard hr/Sucker Punch/Action/Punch someone. loadcard hb/Super Cereal/Thing/Every time you drink you must say "Look out it's ManBearPig!" loadcard hr/Vortex/Action/Everyone rotates hands counter-clockwise. Everyone drinks. loadcard hb/The D Word/Thing/You are the only player allowed to say the word 'drink.' If any other player says the word 'drink' he/she drinks 2 times loadcard hr/Circle Slap/Action/Slap the person next to you. Everyone slaps in a circle until you get slapped. You drink loadcard hb/How Can She Slap?/Thing/You are immune from physical violence (slapping, punching, etc.) loadcard hr/Atomic Bomb/Action/Discard all of a player's things. That player drinks once for each thing discarded. loadcard hb/Spider Baby/Thing/You can have 2 extra cards in your hand. loadcard hr/Smashing Pumpkin/Action/Discard a Thing. loadcard hb/Brain Drain./Thing/Holder of this card cannot draw any cards at all. Discard this card when holder's hand is empty. loadcard hr/Chug Boat/Action/You and someone else must finish your drinks. loadcard hb/A Giant Dick Made Of Stone/Thing/Holder of this card can only have one Thing in play and this is it. Suck it. loadcard hb/Forest Fire/Thing/Holder of this card has two fewer cards in his/her hand. loadcard hr/Healing Spring/Action/Everyone else drinks. Draw a card and play it immediately. loadcard hr/Oh Shit My Hand Is On Fire!/Action/Make another player discard his/her entire hand and drink. loadcard hb/Fat Elvis/Thing/Once per turn choose a random card from a player and play it immediately. loadcard hr/Geography Quiz/Action/Name US States in a circle until someone repeats or can't name one in 10 seconds. That person drinks. loadcard hb/Dice Man/Thing/Once per turn roll a 6 sided die. Give out that many drinks. loadcard hr/You Have Been Poked/Action/Poke someone. loadcard hb/The Void/Thing/Holder of this card can only play the top 2 cards of the draw pile. This counts as a turn. loadcard hr/Fafi/Action/Make a new card and put it directly into the draw pile. No voting! loadcard hb/Bad Teddy/Thing/Holder's drink load is doubled loadcard hr/Rhyme Time/Action/Say a word. Going in a circle everyone must say a word that rhymes with it. If someone repeats or can't come up with one in 10 seconds he/she drinks loadcard hr/DRINKdrinkDRINK/Action/Everyone drinks twice loadcard hr/Brilliant!/Action/Change a rule of the game without group consensus. loadcard hb/Hidden Wisdom/Thing/No one can look at your hand, take cards from your hand, or make you discard cards from your hand. loadcard hb/Ninja Peek/Thing/Every time someone draws a card he/she must show it to you before putting it into his/her hand. loadcard hr/Drinking Buddies/Action/You drink once, choose someone to drink 3 times @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Welp Deck into the Dvorak Engine.