To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeck loadcard hb/Bubblegum/Thing - Weed/ loadcard hb/Bubblegum/Thing - Weed/ loadcard hb/Bubblegum/Thing - Weed/ loadcard hb/Bubblegum/Thing - Weed/ loadcard hb/Thai Stick/Thing - Weed/ loadcard hb/Thai Stick/Thing - Weed/ loadcard hb/Thai Stick/Thing - Weed/ loadcard hb/Thai Stick/Thing - Weed/ loadcard hb/Northern Lights/Thing - Weed/ loadcard hb/Northern Lights/Thing - Weed/ loadcard hb/Northern Lights/Thing - Weed/ loadcard hb/Northern Lights/Thing - Weed/ loadcard hb/Skunk/Thing - Weed/ loadcard hb/Skunk/Thing - Weed/ loadcard hb/Skunk/Thing - Weed/ loadcard hb/Skunk/Thing - Weed/ loadcard hb/Panama Red/Thing - Weed/ loadcard hb/Panama Red/Thing - Weed/ loadcard hb/Panama Red/Thing - Weed/ loadcard hb/Panama Red/Thing - Weed/ loadcard hb/Munchies!/Thing/At the beginning of each turn, a player must draw two cards instead of just one. loadcard hb/Dude, my Mom is Home.../Thing/Play this in front of another player. While this card is in front of them, they may play no weed cards. loadcard hb/I'm so Hungry, I'm Gonna Die!/Thing/If, at the end of their turn, any player has zero cards, they lose and are out of the game. loadcard hb/Huh!?/Thing/Everyone must discard down to 3 cards at the end of their turn. loadcard hb/I Know This Guy.... Who knows this guy.../Thing/The controller of this card can play an extra weed card each turn (clarification: this means they can play two weed cards a turn or a normal Thing and a weed card - they cannot play two non-weed Things) loadcard hb/Wicked Air Freshener/Thing/If you also control "Dude... my mom's home", destroy that card. loadcard hr/Dude, This Is OREGANO!!!/Action/Destroy any weed card on the table loadcard hr/Dude, This Is OREGANO!!!/Action/Destroy any weed card on the table loadcard hr/This Couch is Sooo Comfy.../Action/Play on any player. The player misses their next turn... loadcard hr/This Couch is Sooo Comfy.../Action/Play on any player. The player misses their next turn... loadcard hr/Bogart/Action/Take another turn. loadcard hr/Bogart/Action/Take another turn. loadcard hr/This Weed is Making You Agressive!/Action/Destroy any Thing on the table loadcard hr/This Weed is Making You Agressive!/Action/Destroy any Thing on the table loadcard hr/I _Love_ You, Man.../Action/Choose another player. That player can either draw a card, discard a card or neither. loadcard hr/I _Love_ You, Man.../Action/Choose another player. That player can either draw a card, discard a card or neither. loadcard hr/Weed Whore/Action/Take a weed card controlled by another player and place it in front of you. That player looks at your hand and takes a card. loadcard hr/Weed Whore/Action/Take a weed card controlled by another player and place it in front of you. That player looks at your hand and takes a card. loadcard hr/Dude... I can See the Future!/Action/Look at the top 5 cards of the draw pile and replace them in the same order. loadcard hr/Dude... I can _Change_ the Future!/Action/Look at the top 3 cards of the draw pile and replace them in any order. loadcard hr/Dealer/Action/Draw cards until you get a weed card. You may not play that card this turn. loadcard hr/I Wonder if You Can Pop Seeds Like Popcorn.../Action/Draw a card for stupidity. loadcard hr/Joint/Action/Pass this card to the left. That person puts the card in her hand. loadcard hr/BUST!/Action/Destroy all weed cards controlled by any one player. loadcard hr/Look What I Found in the Trash!/Action/Take the first weed card in the discard pile (search top to bottom) into your hand. You may not play that card this turn. loadcard hr/Snoop D-oh-G/Action/Say "Let me hit that..." and take any one weed card from the table into your hand. You may not play that card this turn. loadcard hr/Snoop D-oh-double-G/Action/Say "Let me hit that..." and take any two weed cards from the table into your hand. You may not play those cards this turn. loadcard hr/Laced Weed/Action/Destroy one of your Things. loadcard hr/Stoner Philosopher: "Wow, they must have been SO high when they wrote this!"/Action/Draw 2 cards for thinking weed inspires all creativity and unconventional thought. loadcard hr/Stoner Philosopher: "Wow, we would have no worries if everyone smoked weed."/Action/Draw 2 cards for thinking weed solves everything. loadcard hr/Errands/Action/The person who controls "Dude... My mom's home" passes it to someone other than the person who played "Errands". @emit [name(%#)] pastes the The Weed Game deck into the Dvorak Engine.