To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeck loadcard hw/Video Game Tester/Job/Talent - 5 Intellect - 5 Ambition - 4 Luck - 6 loadcard hw/Real Estate Agent/Job/Talent - 3 Intellect - 6 Ambition - 5 Luck - 6 loadcard hw/Doctor/Job/Talent - 4 Intellect - 8 Ambition - 7 Luck - 3 loadcard hw/Movie Star/Job/Talent - 5 Intellect - 2 Ambition - 8 Luck - 7 loadcard hw/Politician/Job/Talent - 2 Intellect - 3 Ambition - 9 Luck - 6 loadcard hw/Musician/Job/Talent - 6 Intellect - 4 Ambition - 5 Luck - 6 loadcard hw/Dancer/Job/Talent - 8 Intellect - 2 Ambition - 5 Luck - 2 loadcard hw/Artist/Job/Talent - 9 Intellect - 3 Ambition - 3 Luck - 3 loadcard hw/Business Executive/Job/Talent - 2 Intellect - 4 Ambition - 7 Luck - 6 loadcard hw/Scientist/Job/Talent - 2 Intellect - 9 Ambition - 4 Luck - 5 loadcard hw/Porn Star/Job/Talent - 5 Intellect - 2 Ambition - 3 Luck - 7 loadcard hw/Writer/Job/Talent - 6 Intellect - 7 Ambition - 4 Luck - 2 loadcard hw/Drug Dealer/Job/Talent - 3 Intellect - 5 Ambition - 7 Luck - 8 loadcard hw/Lawyer/Job/Talent - 5 Intellect - 7 Ambition - 6 Luck - 2 loadcard hw/Rancher/Job/Talent - 3 Intellect - 3 Ambition - 6 Luck - 7 loadcard hw/Professional Athlete/Job/Talent - 7 Intellect - 2 Ambition - 7 Luck - 4 loadcard hw/Computer Analyst/Job/Talent - 2 Intellect - 8 Ambition - 4 Luck - 2 loadcard hw/Professional Gambler/Job/Talent - 4 Intellect - 5 Ambition - 2 Luck - 9 loadcard hw/Detective/Job/Talent - 2 Intellect - 7 Ambition - 6 Luck - 5 loadcard hw/Business Owner/Job/Talent - 3 Intellect - 5 Ambition - 8 Luck - 6 loadcard hr/Greg/Character/Talent - 5 Intellect - 5 Ambition - 3 Luck - 1 loadcard hr/Brandon/Character/Talent - 3 Intellect - 4 Ambition - 2 Luck - 5 loadcard hr/JJ/Character/Talent - 3 Intellect - 4 Ambition - 5 Luck - 2 loadcard hr/Fredo/Character/Talent - 3 Intellect - 5 Ambition - 1 Luck - 5 loadcard hr/Michelle/Character/Talent - 3 Intellect - 4 Ambition - 5 Luck - 2 loadcard hr/Zack/Character/Talent - 5 Intellect - 5 Ambition - 2 Luck - 2 loadcard hr/Ryan/Character/Talent - 4 Intellect - 4 Ambition - 3 Luck - 3 loadcard hr/Aaron/Character/Talent - 2 Intellect - 3 Ambition - 4 Luck - 5 loadcard hg/Fredo's Play-Doh/Item/+1 Talent loadcard hg/Sequins! CD/Item/+1 Talent loadcard hg/Fredo's Play-Doh/Item/+1 Talent loadcard hg/Sequins! CD/Item/+1 Talent loadcard hg/Greg's Keyboard/Item/+2 Talent loadcard hg/Zack's Art Supplies/Item/+2 Talent loadcard hg/Greg's Keyboard/Item/+2 Talent loadcard hg/Zack's Art Supplies/Item/+2 Talent loadcard hg/Talent in the Family/Item/+3 Talent loadcard hg/Private Lessons/Item/+4 Talent loadcard hg/RCC Arts Degree/Item/+5 Talent loadcard hg/Puzzle Books/Item/+1 Intellect loadcard hg/Video Games/Item/+2 Intellect loadcard hg/Puzzle Books/Item/+1 Intellect loadcard hg/Video Games/Item/+2 Intellect loadcard hg/Message Therapy School Certificate/Item/+1 Intellect loadcard hg/Art History Texts/Item/+2 Intellect loadcard hg/Message Therapy School Certificate/Item/+1 Intellect loadcard hg/Art History Texts/Item/+2 Intellect loadcard hg/Neglectful Parents/Item/+3 Intellect loadcard hg/Computer/Item/+4 Intellect loadcard hg/The Chemistry Dad/Item/+5 Intellect loadcard hg/High School Diploma/Item/+1 Ambition loadcard hg/No Money/Item/+1 Ambition loadcard hg/High School Diploma/Item/+1 Ambition loadcard hg/No Money/Item/+1 Ambition loadcard hg/Extreme Hunger/Item/+2 Ambition loadcard hg/Strong Libido/Item/+2 Ambition loadcard hg/Extreme Hunger/Item/+2 Ambition loadcard hg/Strong Libido/Item/+2 Ambition loadcard hg/Successful Friends/Item/+3 Ambition loadcard hg/Need For Vengeance/Item/+4 Ambition loadcard hg/Bad Case Of The Uglies/Item/+5 Ambition loadcard hg/Money In My Pocket/Item/+1 Luck loadcard hg/Vial Of Moon Crystals/Item/+1 Luck loadcard hg/Money In My Pocket/Item/+1 Luck loadcard hg/Vial Of Moon Crystals/Item/+1 Luck loadcard hg/Promise Ring/Item/+2 Luck loadcard hg/Bottle Of Pheromone Enhancer/Item/+2 Luck loadcard hg/Promise Ring/Item/+2 Luck loadcard hg/Bottle Of Pheromone Enhancer/Item/+2 Luck loadcard hg/New Outfit/Item/+3 Luck loadcard hg/The House To Myself For The Weekend/Item/+4 Luck loadcard hg/Book Of Sonnets/Item/+2 Talent, +3 Intellect loadcard hg/Call Back/Item/+2 Talent, +3 Ambition loadcard hg/Lucky Underwear/Item/+2 Talent, +3 Luck loadcard hg/Concert Tickets/Item/+2 Intellect, +3 Talent loadcard hg/Scholarship/Item/+2 Intellect, +3 Ambition loadcard hg/Deck Of Cards/Item/+2 Intellect, +3 Luck loadcard hg/Rave Reviews/Item/+2 Ambition, +3 Talent loadcard hg/Acceptance Letter/Item/+2 Ambition, +3 Intellect loadcard hg/Unscratched Scratcher/Item/+2 Ambition, +3 Luck loadcard hg/Band On Tour/Item/+2 Luck, +3 Talent loadcard hg/Photographic Memory/Item/+2 Luck, +3 Intellect loadcard hg/My Parent's Permission/Item/+2 Luck, +3 Ambition loadcard hg/Mind-Altering Drugs/Item/+1 to all stats loadcard hg/Jodi Julian's Soiled Thong/Item/+2 to all stats loadcard hg/Self-Righteous Disposition/Item/+3 to all stats loadcard hg/Smile/Item/+4 to all stats loadcard hg/Gorgeous Gams/Item/Owner can pick 3 cards per turn instead of the normal 2. loadcard hg/Fat Rolls/Item/Owner can hold up to 7 cards in his hand instead of the normal 5. loadcard hg/Crystal Meth/Item/Owner can use 2 actions per turn instead of 1. loadcard hg/Astrology Book/Item/All boosters played by the owner get a +1 bonus. loadcard hg/Backpack/Item/Owner can play limitless items per turn, and may own up to 7 items instead of the normal 5. loadcard hg/Expensive Lock/Item/Owner's items cannot be stolen (but can still be destroyed). loadcard hg/Force Field/Item/Owner's items cannot be destroyed (but can still be stolen). loadcard hg/Fairy Wand/Item/Owner is immune to curses. loadcard hg/Sobriety Token/Item/Owner is immune to Wine, Insomnia and Date Rape. loadcard hg/Pent Up Aggression/Item/Actions made by the owner are immune to Denial and Takings Sides. loadcard hg/Gorgeous Gams/Item/Owner can pick 3 cards per turn instead of the normal 2. loadcard hg/Fat Rolls/Item/Owner can hold up to 7 cards in his hand instead of the normal 5. loadcard hg/Crystal Meth/Item/Owner can use 2 actions per turn instead of 1. loadcard hg/Astrology Book/Item/All boosters played by the owner get a +1 bonus. loadcard hg/Backpack/Item/Owner can play limitless items per turn, and may own up to 7 items instead of the normal 5. loadcard hg/Expensive Lock/Item/Owner's items cannot be stolen (but can still be destroyed). loadcard hg/Force Field/Item/Owner's items cannot be destroyed (but can still be stolen). loadcard hg/Fairy Wand/Item/Owner is immune to curses. loadcard hg/Sobriety Token/Item/Owner is immune to Wine, Insomnia and Date Rape. loadcard hc/Epiphany/Booster/+1 Talent loadcard hc/Epiphany/Booster/+1 Talent loadcard hc/Epiphany/Booster/+1 Talent loadcard hc/Epiphany/Booster/+1 Talent loadcard hc/Epiphany/Booster/+2 Talent loadcard hc/Epiphany/Booster/+2 Talent loadcard hc/Epiphany/Booster/+2 Talent loadcard hc/Epiphany/Booster/+2 Talent loadcard hc/Epiphany/Booster/+3 Talent loadcard hc/Epiphany/Booster/+3 Talent loadcard hc/Epiphany/Booster/+3 Talent loadcard hc/Epiphany/Booster/+3 Talent loadcard hc/Epiphany/Booster/+4 Talent loadcard hc/Epiphany/Booster/+4 Talent loadcard hc/Deep Thought/Booster/+1 Intellect loadcard hc/Deep Thought/Booster/+1 Intellect loadcard hc/Deep Thought/Booster/+1 Intellect loadcard hc/Deep Thought/Booster/+1 Intellect loadcard hc/Deep Thought/Booster/+2 Intellect loadcard hc/Deep Thought/Booster/+2 Intellect loadcard hc/Deep Thought/Booster/+2 Intellect loadcard hc/Deep Thought/Booster/+2 Intellect loadcard hc/Deep Thought/Booster/+3 Intellect loadcard hc/Deep Thought/Booster/+3 Intellect loadcard hc/Deep Thought/Booster/+3 Intellect loadcard hc/Deep Thought/Booster/+3 Intellect loadcard hc/Deep Thought/Booster/+4 Intellect loadcard hc/Deep Thought/Booster/+4 Intellect loadcard hc/High Hopes/Booster/+1 Ambition loadcard hc/High Hopes/Booster/+1 Ambition loadcard hc/High Hopes/Booster/+1 Ambition loadcard hc/High Hopes/Booster/+1 Ambition loadcard hc/High Hopes/Booster/+2 Ambition loadcard hc/High Hopes/Booster/+2 Ambition loadcard hc/High Hopes/Booster/+2 Ambition loadcard hc/High Hopes/Booster/+2 Ambition loadcard hc/High Hopes/Booster/+3 Ambition loadcard hc/High Hopes/Booster/+3 Ambition loadcard hc/High Hopes/Booster/+3 Ambition loadcard hc/High Hopes/Booster/+3 Ambition loadcard hc/High Hopes/Booster/+4 Ambition loadcard hc/High Hopes/Booster/+4 Ambition loadcard hc/Good Fortune/Booster/+1 Luck loadcard hc/Good Fortune/Booster/+1 Luck loadcard hc/Good Fortune/Booster/+1 Luck loadcard hc/Good Fortune/Booster/+1 Luck loadcard hc/Good Fortune/Booster/+2 Luck loadcard hc/Good Fortune/Booster/+2 Luck loadcard hc/Good Fortune/Booster/+2 Luck loadcard hc/Good Fortune/Booster/+2 Luck loadcard hc/Good Fortune/Booster/+3 Luck loadcard hc/Good Fortune/Booster/+3 Luck loadcard hc/Good Fortune/Booster/+3 Luck loadcard hc/Good Fortune/Booster/+3 Luck loadcard hc/Good Fortune/Booster/+4 Luck loadcard hc/Good Fortune/Booster/+4 Luck loadcard hr/Wine/Action/Target player loses their next turn. loadcard hr/Wine/Action/Target player loses their next turn. loadcard hr/Wine/Action/Target player loses their next turn. loadcard hr/Wine/Action/Target player loses their next turn. loadcard hr/Wine/Action/Target player loses their next turn. loadcard hr/Wine/Action/Target player loses their next turn. loadcard hr/Diarrhea/Action/Target item is destroyed. loadcard hr/Diarrhea/Action/Target item is destroyed. loadcard hr/Diarrhea/Action/Target item is destroyed. loadcard hr/Diarrhea/Action/Target item is destroyed. loadcard hr/Diarrhea/Action/Target item is destroyed. loadcard hr/Diarrhea/Action/Target item is destroyed. loadcard hr/Diarrhea/Action/Target item is destroyed. loadcard hr/Diarrhea/Action/Target item is destroyed. loadcard hr/Diarrhea/Action/Target item is destroyed. loadcard hr/Diarrhea/Action/Target item is destroyed. loadcard hr/Insomnia/Action/Target player discards two cards. loadcard hr/Insomnia/Action/Target player discards two cards. loadcard hr/Insomnia/Action/Target player discards two cards. loadcard hr/Insomnia/Action/Target player discards two cards. loadcard hr/Insomnia/Action/Target player discards two cards. loadcard hr/Date Rape/Action/Take two cards from target player's hand. loadcard hr/Date Rape/Action/Take two cards from target player's hand. loadcard hr/Date Rape/Action/Take two cards from target player's hand. loadcard hr/Date Rape/Action/Take two cards from target player's hand. loadcard hr/Date Rape/Action/Take two cards from target player's hand. loadcard hr/Denial!/Action/Instant/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard hr/Denial!/Action/Instant/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard hr/Denial!/Action/Instant/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard hr/Denial!/Action/Instant/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard hr/Denial!/Action/Instant/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard hr/Denial!/Action/Instant/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard hr/Denial!/Action/Instant/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard hr/Denial!/Action/Instant/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard hr/Denial!/Action/Instant/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard hr/Denial!/Action/Instant/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard hr/Denial!/Action/Instant/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard hr/Denial!/Action/Instant/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard hr/Denial!/Action/Instant/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard hr/Denial!/Action/Instant/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard hr/Denial!/Action/Instant/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard hr/Denial!/Action/Instant/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard hr/Temporary Alliance/Action/Instant/Redirect a target action played against you onto another player (cannot be reflected). loadcard hr/Temporary Alliance/Action/Instant/Redirect a target action played against you onto another player (cannot be reflected). loadcard hr/Temporary Alliance/Action/Instant/Redirect a target action played against you onto another player (cannot be reflected). loadcard hr/Temporary Alliance/Action/Instant/Redirect a target action played against you onto another player (cannot be reflected). loadcard hr/Temporary Alliance/Action/Instant/Redirect a target action played against you onto another player (cannot be reflected). loadcard hr/Salt/Action/Instant/Target curse is blocked or destroyed. loadcard hr/Salt/Action/Instant/Target curse is blocked or destroyed. loadcard hr/Salt/Action/Instant/Target curse is blocked or destroyed. loadcard hr/Salt/Action/Instant/Target curse is blocked or destroyed. loadcard hr/Salt/Action/Instant/Target curse is blocked or destroyed. loadcard hr/Silver Mirror/Action/Instant/Target curse is reflected back to the caster. loadcard hr/Silver Mirror/Action/Instant/Target curse is reflected back to the caster. loadcard hr/Silver Mirror/Action/Instant/Target curse is reflected back to the caster. loadcard hr/Temporary Alliance/Action/Redirect an action played against you onto another player (cannot be reflected). loadcard hr/Stage Hog/Action/Steal one Talent object from target player. loadcard hr/The Old Switcheroony/Action/Steal one Talent object from target player. loadcard hr/I Made That Up!/Action/Steal one Intellect object from target player. loadcard hr/Plagiarism/Action/Steal one Intellect object from target player. loadcard hr/Ass Kisser/Action/Steal one Ambition object from target player. loadcard hr/Dream Catcher/Action/Steal one Ambition object from target player. loadcard hr/Angry Lesbian/Action/Steal one Luck object from target player. loadcard hr/Emotional Vampire/Action/Steal one Luck object from target player. loadcard hr/Play Second Fiddle/Action/Destroy target Talent item. loadcard hr/Practicality/Action/Destroy target Talent item. loadcard hr/Porn/Action/Destroy target Intellect item. loadcard hr/Overdose/Action/Destroy target Intellect item. loadcard hr/Pot Brownies/Action/Destroy target Ambition item. loadcard hr/Television/Action/Destroy target Ambition item. loadcard hr/Parents Found The Pipe/Action/Destroy target Luck item. loadcard hr/Foot Phobia/Action/Destroy target Luck item. loadcard hr/A Night At Stephanie's/Action/All players pass their entire hand to the player to their right. loadcard hr/Rock Band/Action/All players draw a card. loadcard hr/Day At The Beach/Action/All players take 1 active item (if possible) from the player to their left. loadcard hr/Barchetta/Action/All players lose 1 active item. loadcard hr/Healey/Action/All players lose 1 item from their hand. loadcard hr/Wild Party/Action/All players discard their current hands and draw 5 new cards. loadcard hr/Acid Trip/Action/Take the current job and place it on the bottom of the job pile. Flip over a new job. loadcard hr/Acid Trip/Action/Take the current job and place it on the bottom of the job pile. Flip over a new job. loadcard hr/Acid Trip/Action/Take the current job and place it on the bottom of the job pile. Flip over a new job. loadcard hr/Acid Trip/Action/Take the current job and place it on the bottom of the job pile. Flip over a new job. loadcard hr/Movie Night/Action/All players lose 1 booster from their hand. loadcard hr/Random Adventure/Action/Take 1 card from 2 different players' hands and play them against one another. loadcard hr/VIP/Action/Take 1 card from all other players. loadcard hr/New Relationship/Action/All players lose 1 booster from their hand. loadcard hr/Grab Bag/Action/Discard your hand and draw 5 new cards. loadcard hr/Crabs/Action/Give target curse to a new player. loadcard hr/Crabs/Action/Give target curse to a new player. loadcard hr/Crabs/Action/Give target curse to a new player. loadcard hr/Gone To Grandma's/Action/Target player loses 1 job. Remove this card from the game after it is used. loadcard hr/Identity Crisis/Action/All players switch character cards with the person to their left. loadcard hr/I Wanna Be You So Bad!/Action/Switch character cards with another player. loadcard hr/Easter Egg Hunt/Action/Call out any card. If any players have that card in their hand, they must give it (or them) to you. loadcard hr/Nervous Breakdown/Action/All curses in the game are destroyed. loadcard hr/Awkward Slap/Action/All Ambition items are destroyed. loadcard hr/Bad Date/Action/All Luck items are destroyed. loadcard hr/Eating Disorder/Action/All Talent items are destroyed. loadcard hr/Rap Music/Action/All Intellect items are destroyed. loadcard hr/Stake In The Heart/Action/Cursed player loses an already gained job. Uncursed characters are safe from this card. loadcard hr/Stake In The Heart/Action/Cursed player loses an already gained job. Uncursed characters are safe from this card. loadcard hr/Stake In The Heart/Action/Cursed player loses an already gained job. Uncursed characters are safe from this card. loadcard hr/Stake In The Heart/Action/Cursed player loses an already gained job. Uncursed characters are safe from this card. loadcard hr/I Hate You Guys... No, Really/Action/All other players discard down to 1 card. loadcard hy/Gossip/Curse/Target player cannot obtain the current job. loadcard hy/Gossip/Curse/Target player cannot obtain the current job. loadcard hy/Gossip/Curse/Target player cannot obtain the current job. loadcard hy/Gossip/Curse/Target player cannot obtain the current job. loadcard hy/Cock Block/Curse/Target player cannot use boosters this round. loadcard hy/Cock Block/Curse/Target player cannot use boosters this round. loadcard hy/Cock Block/Curse/Target player cannot use boosters this round. loadcard hy/Cock Block/Curse/Target player cannot use boosters this round. loadcard hy/Glue/Curse/Target player cannot play any more items. loadcard hy/Glue/Stone/Target player cannot play any more items. loadcard hy/Aunt Boozie/Curse/Target player cannot use Denial, Temporary Alliance, Salt or Mirror. loadcard hy/Lets Be Friends/Curse/Target player cannot use actions against you while this curse is in play. loadcard hy/Lets Be Friends/Curse/Target player cannot use actions against you while this curse is in play. loadcard hy/Everything's About Me!/Curse/All actions played must be played towards the target of this curse. loadcard hy/Dark Water/Curse/Target player must play his cards without looking at them. Every turn, he picks cards and puts them in his hand face down. @emit [name(%#)] pastes the The Riverside Deck into the Dvorak Engine.