To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeckskipcard hb/Black Cat/Thing/When you play this card, you must discard a random card from your hand.skipcard hb/The Red Scare/Thing/Target player may not call cards until the end of his next turn.skipcard hb/Fuzzy Dice/Thing/Action: roll a die.skipcard hb/The Yellow Brick Road/Thing/skipcard hb/Clouds/Thing/Action: Search the deck for "Lightning Storm" and play it.skipcard hr/Lightning Storm/Action/Each player rolls one six-sided die and discards a number of face-down cards equal to the value of the die roll. If a player has less face-down cards than the value of his die roll, he must discard all of them.skipcard hb/Playstation/Thing/Action: Discard all cards in your hand and end your turn.skipcard hb/The Black Plague/Thing/If this card is still face-up at the end of your turn, you may not call cards until the end of your next turn.skipcard hb/Yellow-Bellied Coward/Thing/skipcard hb/Lime and Rust/Thing/Action: discard one face-down card in front of target opponent.skipcard hb/The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog./Thing/skipcard hb/Clock Radio/Thing/skipcard hb/Infrared Light/Thing/Action: destroy this card.skipcard hb/Laser Pointer/Thing/skipcard hb/Clean, Clear Windows/Thing/ ("Is clear a color?")skipcard hb/The Deep Blue Sea/Thing/skipcard hb/Popcorn/Thing/skipcard hb/The Yellow Pages/Thing/Action: search the deck for a card and put it in your hand.skipcard hb/Ream of Paper/Thing/Action: create 15 things with the title "Piece of Paper" and blank texts, put them under your control, and destroy this card.skipcard hb/Cat of Nine Tails/Thing/Action: Take one face-down card from each player and place them face-down in front of you.skipcard hb/Leaky Black Pen/Thing/skipcard hb/Green mint ice cream/Thing-Food/skipcard hb/Brown Cow/Thing/skipcard hb/True Happiness/Thing/You're happy even if you don't win.skipcard hb/Pink Ink Drink/Thing/@emit [name(%#)] pastes the The Pointless Game deck into the Dvorak Engine.