To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeck loadcard hb/HIGH COURT JUDGE/Action/ loadcard hb/MP/Action/ loadcard hb/FILM STAR/Action/ loadcard hb/SOAP STAR/Action/ loadcard hb/VICAR/Action/ loadcard hb/HAMSTER/Action/ loadcard hb/MURDERER/Action/ loadcard hb/TEENAGER/Action/ loadcard hb/CHILD/Action/ loadcard hb/DRUG-ADDICT/Action/ loadcard hb/FOOTBALLER/Action/ loadcard hb/FOOTBALLER/Action/ loadcard hb/WIFE OF/Action/ loadcard hb/FAMILY OF/Action/ loadcard hb/BROTHER OF/Action/ loadcard hb/FATHER OF/Action/ loadcard hb/DAUGHTER OF/Action/ loadcard hb/WELL-KNOWN/Action/ loadcard hb/SECRET/Action/ loadcard hb/ILLEGAL/Action/ loadcard hb/SORDID/Action/ loadcard hb/PAEDOPHILE/Action/ loadcard hb/LESBIAN/Action/ loadcard hb/SUSPECTED/Action/ loadcard hb/MURDERED/Action/ loadcard hb/BOGUS/Action/ loadcard hb/DANGEROUS/Action/ loadcard hb/THREE-IN-A-BED/Action/ loadcard hb/SCOTTISH/Action/ loadcard hb/TERRORIST/Action/ loadcard hb/TRAGEDY/Action/ loadcard hb/HORROR/Action/ loadcard hb/SCANDAL/Action/ loadcard hb/ORGY/Action/ loadcard hb/RITUAL/Action/ loadcard hb/SHAME/Action/ loadcard hb/MURDER/Action/ loadcard hb/ROMP/Action/ loadcard hb/PROBE/Action/ loadcard hb/DRUGS/Action/ loadcard hb/IN/Action/ loadcard hb/DENIES/Action/ loadcard hb/CAUGHT/Action/ loadcard hb/FOUND/Action/ loadcard hb/IN/Action/ loadcard hb/ARRESTED/Action/ loadcard hb/UNMASKED AS/Action/ loadcard hb/DENOUNCES/Action/ loadcard hb/DENIES BEING/Action/ loadcard hb/ATE MY/Action/ loadcard hb/LINKED WITH/Action/ loadcard hb/FURY AT/Action/ loadcard hb/WITH/Action/ loadcard hb/NAKED/Action/ loadcard hb/CRISIS/Action/ loadcard hb/UFO/Action/ loadcard hb/MYSTERY/Action/ loadcard hb/ALIEN/Action/ loadcard hb/WAR/Action/ loadcard hb/PRESIDENT/Action/ loadcard hb/LOVE-CHILD/Action/ loadcard hb/MASSACRE/Action/ loadcard hb/OUTBREAK/Action/ loadcard hb/ATTACKS/Action/ loadcard hb/(CHOOSE ANY WORD)/Action/ loadcard hb/NIGHTMARE/Action/ loadcard hb/LOVE-NEST/Action/ loadcard hb/SAVAGE/Action/ loadcard hb/ELVIS/Action/ loadcard hb/GORILLA/Action/ loadcard hb/KILLED BY/Action/ loadcard hb/DENIES/Action/ loadcard hb/RUMOURS/Action/ loadcard hb/PHOTOS/Action/ @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Tabloid Headline deck into the Dvorak Engine.