To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeckskipcard hx/Gruftie/Thing-Character-Goth/If an item's Goth bonus is 6 or higher, increase its Goth bonus by 1. %r 15 Goth Pointsskipcard hy/Smart Slacker/Thing-Character-Slacker/If an item's Geek bonus is 4 or lower, make its Geek bonus a Slacker bonus. %r 12 Slacker Pointsskipcard hg/Rastafarian Hippie/Thing-Character-Hippie/If you don't play an Action card during your turn, gain 1 Hippie point. %r 14 Hippie Pointsskipcard hb/Death Metalhead/Thing-Character-Metalhead/If an item's Metal bonus is 4 or less, decrease it by 1.%rIf an item's Metal bonus is 5 or more, increase is by 1.%rAction: Put a Thing from the discard pile into your hand. %r14 Metal Pointsskipcard hw/Fantasy Geek/Thing-Character-Geek/Action: All players draw a card.%rAction: Target player discards a card from their hand.%r 15 Geek Pointsskipcard hr/Overcast Kid/Thing-Character-Emo/For each turn you do not have the most points, gain 2 Emo points.%r11 Emo Pointsskipcard hr/Disgruntled Redneck/Thing-Character-Redneck/Action: Destroy an item with a Hippie bonus of 3 or higher.%r11.5 Redneck Pointsskipcard hr/Gutter Punk/Thing-Character-Punk/Action: Lower an item's Emo bonus by 2.%r14.5 Punk Pointsskipcard hr/Tight Jeans/Thing-Fashion-Leg/+6 Punk Points%r+5 Emo Points%r-4 Gangsta Pointsskipcard hx/Classy Gangsta/Thing-Character-Gangsta/If a Fashion or Misc. Hipster bonus is 4 or less, convert it into Gangsta points.%r13 Gangsta Pointsskipcard hg/Arty Hipster/Thing-Character-Hipster/If an Emo Fashion bonus is less than 4, convert it into Hipster points.%rIf an Emo Music bonus is 2.5 or less, convert it into Hipster points.%r 14 Hipster Pointsskipcard hg/It's Ironic/Action/Play a Thing with a Hipster loss and convert the loss into an equal bonus.skipcard hx/Represent/Action/+5 Gangsta points.skipcard hr/Fall Out Boy Tee/Thing-Fashion-Shirt/Action: Put a card from your hand into the draw pile and draw a card.%r+5 Emo points.%r+0.5 Hipster points.%r-6 Redneck points.skipcard hr/Phase Change/Action/All players destroy their characters and draw new ones.skipcard hr/Convention/Action/Choose a colour, look through the draw pile, and put the first 3 Things you find with that colour in your hand.skipcard hg/Smoking Hemp/Thing-Pastime/Discard your hand. Your hand size is 0. Each turn, draw a card and throw it onto the table. It comes under the control of whichever player it lands closest too.%r+8 Hippie points.%r+6.5 Slacker points.%r+2 Punk points.skipcard hy/Toque/Thing-Fashion-Head/No opponents' card effects can affect your hand.%r+2 Slacker Points%r+1 Gangsta Pointsskipcard hx/Biker Jacket/Thing-Fashion-Jacket/Action: Discard a card from your hand and draw a card.%r+5 Goth Points%r+4 Punk Points%r+2 Metal Points%r-4 Hippie Pointsskipcard hg/Peace-Sign Necklace/Thing-Jewelery/Action: Destroy a Thing you control and bring a card from the discard pile into your hand.%r+5 Hippie Points%r-4 Redneck Points%r-8 Goth Pointsskipcard hb/Iron Maiden Tee/Thing-Fashion-Shirt/+4 Metal Points%r+1 Goth Pointsskipcard hr/Emover/Thing-Fashion-Hairstyle/+5 Emo Points%r+0.5 Hipster Pointsskipcard hg/Cabbie Hat/Thing-Fashion-Headgear/+4 Hipster Points@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Subcultures Deck into the Dvorak Engine.