To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeck loadcard hg/Dollar Bill/Thing/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates") loadcard hg/Dollar Bill/Thing/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates") loadcard hg/Dollar Bill/Thing/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates") loadcard hg/Dollar Bill/Thing/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates") loadcard hg/Dollar Bill/Thing/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates") loadcard hg/Dollar Bill/Thing/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates") loadcard hg/Dollar Bill/Thing/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates") loadcard hg/Dollar Bill/Thing/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates") loadcard hg/Dollar Bill/Thing/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates") loadcard hg/Dollar Bill/Thing/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates") loadcard hg/Dollar Bill/Thing/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates") loadcard hb/Pants/Thing/Price tag $2 / Treat Pants as an outer garment loadcard hb/Shirt/Thing/Price tag $2 / Treat Shirt as an outer garment loadcard hb/Socks/Thing/Price tag $1 / Treat Socks as an outer garment loadcard hb/Panties/Thing/Price tag $3 / Treat Panties as an under garment loadcard hb/Bra/Thing/Price tag $3 / Treat Bra as an under garment loadcard hb/Boxers/Thing/Price tag $3 / Treat Boxers as an under garment loadcard hb/Towel/Thing/You cannot lose while Towel is in play and under your control. Towel counts as an article of clothing loadcard hr/Hot Tub/Action/Discard an article of clothing you own - an opponent discards the same article of clothing if not covered. If the opponent cannot discard the same article of clothing, they may choose another article to discard loadcard hr/Loose Thread/Action/An opponent discards 1 article of clothing and draws 2 cards loadcard hr/Loose Thread/Action/An opponent discards 1 article of clothing and draws 2 cards loadcard hr/Loose Thread/Action/An opponent discards 1 article of clothing and draws 2 cards loadcard hr/Make It Rain/Action/Give an opponent $2 - that opponent then discards an article of clothing other than socks loadcard hr/Make It Rain/Action/Give an opponent $2 - that opponent then discards an article of clothing other than socks loadcard hr/Donate/Action/Discard an article of clothing you own - Draw 3 cards loadcard hr/Donate/Action/Discard an article of clothing you own - Draw 3 cards loadcard hr/Spin The Bottle/Action/If you have Spin the Bottle in your hand, you must play it as your action the first time you are able to do so. Spin this card - if it points directly at any player, that player discards an article of clothing loadcard hr/Let's Go Streaking/Action/Discard all clothing cards loadcard hr/Moth Balls/Action/Discard any 1 clothing card loadcard hr/Moth Balls/Action/Discard any 1 clothing card loadcard hr/Strip Search/Action/Discard an article of clothing you own - Look at an opponents hand and take any card loadcard hr/Wind Tunnel/Action/Roll a 6 sided dice - If the result is 1 through 3, you discard an article of clothing AND if the result is 3 through 6, all opponents discard an article of clothing loadcard hr/Talent Agent/Action/Choose an opponent - that person discards an outer garment loadcard hr/Pole Dance/Action/Discard an article of clothing you own other than socks - Take $2 from an opponent loadcard hr/Feminist Protest/Action/Discard the Bra card - if you own it, draw a card and take another turn after this one loadcard hr/Thrift Store/Action/Discard $1 - Draw 3 cards - choose 1 to keep and discard the rest @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Strip! into the Dvorak Engine.