To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeck loadcard hg/m100/Action/ loadcard hg/m100/Action/ loadcard hg/Forged m100/Action/Counts as an m100 note, unless another player reveals a real m100 from their hand when you play it. If they do, destroy your purchase. loadcard hb/m100 Cheque (−100)/Thing/Put into play whilst paying for something; counts as spending a m100 note. If this is in play at the end of the game, deduct m100 from your score. loadcard hg/m50/Action/ loadcard hg/m50/Action/ loadcard hg/m50/Action/ loadcard hg/m50/Action/ loadcard hg/m50/Action/ loadcard hg/m20/Action/ loadcard hg/m20/Action/ loadcard hg/m20/Action/ loadcard hg/m20/Action/ loadcard hg/m20/Action/ loadcard hg/m10/Action/ loadcard hg/m10/Action/ loadcard hg/m10/Action/ loadcard hg/m10/Action/ loadcard hg/m10/Action/ loadcard hg/m5/Action/ loadcard hg/m5/Action/ loadcard hg/m5/Action/ loadcard hg/m5/Action/ loadcard hg/m5/Action/ loadcard hb/Cuddly Toy (20)/Thing/Now 30 percent cuddlier! loadcard hb/Painstation Two (200)/Thing/'Pointless Fighting 3' CD included. loadcard hb/Unfathomable Pokemonster Items (50)/Thing/Gotta buy 'em all! loadcard hb/Thing You're Not Sure What It Is (40)/Thing/Destroy this card: Draw a card. If it is a Thing, put it into play. Else, discard it. loadcard hb/Gift Token (100)/Thing/You may destroy Gift Token to spend it as if it were Money. loadcard hg/Crushed in the Crowd/Action/Destroy a Thing. loadcard hb/Scooby-Bloo Keychain (5)/Thing/One-time-only 'It's What We Have Left' edition! loadcard hg/Overenthusiastic Door Alarm/Action/A chosen Player who has at least one Thing must skip their next turn. loadcard hb/Henry Porter and the Something of Something (20)/Thing/Because you will buy anything your son asks you to! loadcard hg/I Saw It First/Action/Look at another Player's hand. Take a piece of Merchandise from it. loadcard hg/Demanding a Refund/Action/Destroy any number of Things you control. You may spend their cost as if it were Money, this turn. loadcard hb/Bert Lightbeam (60)/Thing/"To infinity, and back." loadcard hb/Lava Lamp (80)/Thing/The trippiness of the 70s now in your home! loadcard hg/Cashpoint/Action/Take two Money cards from the discard pile. loadcard hb/Coupon Book (60)/Thing/Action: Reduce the cost of any Things you play this turn by 10 Money. loadcard hg/Mugging/Action/A chosen Player discards a card at random, and destroys a random Thing they control. loadcard hg/Spree/Action/Play any number of Things this turn. loadcard hb/HALF PRICE SALE!!!/Thing/All Things have their price halved; you may play an extra Thing this turn. Destroy this at the start of your next turn. loadcard hg/Coffee Break (5)/Action/Draw three cards. loadcard hg/Store Closing/Action/Put the top ten cards of the draw pile into the discard pile. loadcard hb/A.I. Joe Limited Action Figure (50)/Thing/With new Irreversible Love Action! loadcard hb/Personal Organiser (125)/Thing/Action: Discard a card to draw a card. loadcard hb/Furgly (75)/Thing/Almost as seen on TV! loadcard hb/Blarni (20?)/Thing/Play onto another player. Blarni has cost 20, but counts as -20 for the final score. loadcard hb/Assault Rifle (100)/Thing/Action: Discard a card and destroy a Thing; you may no longer buy Merchandise (even if you manage to ditch the Rifle). loadcard hg/Expensive Birthday/Action/Choose a player. They must discard all Money. loadcard hg/Batteries Not Included/Action/Destroy a Thing unless its controller immediately pays m10. loadcard hb/Backstreet Sync In Concert CD (15)/Thing/Including the hit 'I Have A Whiny Voice'. loadcard hb/White & Black Expansion CD-ROM (40)/Thing/"New AI, now entirely plays itself." loadcard hb/Whalesong CD (10)/Thing/Thank goodness you don't speak whale. @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Shopping deck into the Dvorak Engine.