To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeck loadcard hb/Yes or No?//If we were dating, would you call me every day? ("What would you say?") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Do blondes have more fun? ("... and they're smarter too!") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Do you like [your own idea]? ("I like that!") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Have you ever been arrested? ("What do people do in jail?") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Would you lend me $1000 ? ("I want to buy something") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Have you ever hit a girl? ("Do you think I like that?") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Are you a terrorist? ("Hope not!") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Have you been in a mall more than 5 times this month? ("What did you buy?") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Do you want kids? ("This is a deal breaker") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Are you crazy? ("There's so many of us!") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Would you hit your kids? loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Have you ever had a perfect day? loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Do you go out every weekend? loadcard hb/Yes or No?//If someone insults me, would you hit her? loadcard hb/Yes or No?//If someone's hitting on me when we're dating, would you interfere? loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Have you slept with more than 10 people? loadcard hb/Yes or No?//7 inch? ("6? 7? 8? No lying!") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Do you have a big car? ("To compensate for ... ?") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Are they real? ("I just can't tell") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Are you rich? ("I don't like to work") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Did you just look at my chest? ("Which one?") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Do you have an STD? ("I need to know!") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Do you like fur coats? loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Do you think surfing is fun? ("Surfing is cool") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Did you go to college? ("I did, but I never went there to study...") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Are you good in bed? ("For some reason, they always lie here") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//1 + 1 = 2 ? ("Don't use a calculator!") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Do you bite your nails? Let me see! loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Do you smoke? loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Do you still live with your parents? loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Are you gay? loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Have you ever broken something in bed? ("Something from yourself?") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Have you ever dated someone hot? ("Hotter than me?") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Have you ever cheated on someone? ("Maybe he won't cheat on you.") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Have you ever had a threesome? ("Fun") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Have you ever kissed someone you knew for less than one hour? loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Do you have more than 3 exes? ("And still remember their names?") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Have you ever dated someone ugly? ("Why?") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Have you ever kissed a girl? ("Who hasn't?") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Have you ever kissed a guy? ("That is...") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Are you still a virgin? ("%r%rWith experience or with Windows XP?") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Has anyone ever cheated on you? ("Or, can she/he keep me interested?") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Have you had a lover before? ("This also answers another question.") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Have you ever had a bisexual experience? ("Fun") loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Have you ever been pregnant?/Have you ever gotten someone pregnant? loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Have you ever dated anyone prettier than me? loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Have you ever seen anyone prettier than me? loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Have you ever lied to a lover? loadcard hb/Yes or No?//Do you still like your exes? loadcard hb/Yes or No?// loadcard hb/Yes or No?// loadcard hb/Yes or No?// loadcard hb/Yes or No?// loadcard hb/Yes or No?// loadcard hb/Yes or No?// loadcard hb/Yes or No?// loadcard hb/Yes or No?// loadcard hb/Yes or No?// loadcard hb/Yes or No?// loadcard hb/Yes or No?// loadcard hb/Yes or No?// loadcard hb/This or That?//Naughty or nice? loadcard hb/This or That?//Cats or dogs? loadcard hb/This or That?//Summer or Winter? loadcard hb/This or That?//Today or tomorrow? loadcard hb/This or That?//Sing or dance? loadcard hb/This or That?//Run or walk? loadcard hb/This or That?//Long hair or short hair? loadcard hb/This or That?//Hair up or down? loadcard hb/This or That?//Straight or gay? loadcard hb/This or That?//Smoothies or milkshakes? loadcard hb/This or That?//Love or sex? loadcard hb/This or That?//All night long or save energy for the next day? loadcard hb/This or That?//Kissing or cuddling? loadcard hb/This or That?//My left eye or my right eye? loadcard hb/This or That?//Women or men? loadcard hb/This or That?//Beer or wine? loadcard hb/This or That?//Your lover or your friends? loadcard hb/This or That?//Smart or happy? loadcard hb/This or That?//The bed or the floor? loadcard hb/This or That?//In public or in private? loadcard hb/This or That?//Extensive foreplay or a quick start? loadcard hb/This or That?//Get home quickly so we can do it or take the romantic scenic tour? loadcard hb/This or That?//Your place or mine? loadcard hb/This or That?//Upside down or right side up? loadcard hb/This or That?//Massage or Bath? loadcard hb/This or That?//Eco-friendly or cheap? loadcard hb/This or That?//Take the risk or be safe? loadcard hb/This or That?//Front or back? loadcard hb/This or That?//More free time or more money? loadcard hb/This or That?//Healthy or good tasting food? loadcard hb/This or That?//Strawberry or vanilla milkshake? loadcard hb/This or That?//Kiss or hug? loadcard hb/This or That?//Forehand or backhand? loadcard hb/This or That?//Email or SMS? loadcard hb/This or That?//A big house or a small house? loadcard hb/This or That?//Pizza or haute cuisine? loadcard hb/This or That?//Day or night? loadcard hb/This or That?//Talk or dance? loadcard hb/This or That?//Watch a movie in the cinema or at home? loadcard hb/This or That?//Perfume or real body odor? loadcard hb/This or That?//Lazy or tired? loadcard hb/This or That?//Sun bathing or shopping? loadcard hb/This or That?//Roller coaster or bumper cars? loadcard hb/This or That?//Lingerie or bikini? loadcard hb/This or That?//Analog or digital watch? loadcard hb/This or That?//Convertible or motor bike? loadcard hb/This or That?//Inside or outside? loadcard hb/This or That?//Beach ball or volleyball? loadcard hb/This or That?//Run or fight? loadcard hb/This or That?//A girl or a boy? loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rIf you cheat on me, what do you think I'll do?%r%r ("%rA Kill you%r%rB Get angry & get over it%r%rC Threesome!") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rIf I cheat on you, what does that mean?%r%r ("%rA You need variation%r%rB I'm awful in bed%r%rC Threesome!") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rMy friends%r%r ("%rA Are your friends%r%rB Are your friends if you like them%r%rC You don't really have to meet them") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//Would you forgive me if I cheat on you? ("%rA Yes%r%rB Maybe%r%rC No") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rWhat do you do in your free time?%r%r ("%rA Hang out with friends%r%rB Work out%r%rC Go shopping") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rWhat did you do last weekend?%r%r ("%rA I went out%r%rB I just came back from my vacation%r%rC I surfed") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rWhat do you go for first?%r%r ("%rA Chest%r%rB Butt%r%rC Hair") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rAfter sex%r%r ("%rA You like to talk%r%rB You massage me%r%rC You sing a song for me") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rWhat do you do on the internet?%r%r ("%rA Talk to friends%r%rB Downloading... music?%r%rC Nothing! I'm innocent!") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rWhat did you do today?%r%r ("%rA Stalk you%r%rB Buy dirty magazines%r%rC Use the internet") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rWhat are you doing tomorrow?%r%r ("%rA I don't know yet%r%rB Take a walk in a forest%r%rC You") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rWhat are you thinking about now?%r%r ("%rA You%r%rB Surfing%r%rC The environment") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%rHow often do you go out on dates?%r%r ("%rA Only when I meet someone special%r%rB I usually date several people at the same time%r%rC Now and then") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rWhat do you put on your sandwiches?%r%r ("%rA Salmon%r%rB Cheese%r%rC Salad") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rWhat kind of music do you like?%r%r ("%rA Djumbo%r%rB Avril Lavigne%r%rC Slow stuff") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%r%rHow much sex is right for you?%r%r ("%rA All day%r%rB A few times a day%r%rC Hey! I like foreplay too!") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rWhat do you like to do the most?%r%r ("%rA Talk%r%rB Sex%r%rC Dream") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rWhat's the most important to you?%r%r ("%rA Friends%r%rB Pets%r%rC Lovers") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//What do you want out of life? ("%rA Get rich and famous%r%rB Romance%r%rC Build something valuable") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//How creative are you? ("%rA Very creative!%r%rB I have my moments%r%rC I'm better at other things") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//How many kids do you want? ("%rA 0%r%rB 1 - 2%r%rC 3 +") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//What time do you get up in the morning? ("%rA 7 sharp%r%rB 9%r%rC 11") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//What's the best cup size? ("%rA A%r%rB B%r%rC C%r%rD Bigger!") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//Do you believe in love at first sight? ("%rA Yes%r%rB Yes, but it doesn't happen to most people%r%rC No") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//What do you do if you like a someone? ("%rA You let everything happen naturally%r%rB You start talking%r%rC You ask others about her / him") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//What's your best feature? ("%rA Your personality%r%rB Your looks%r%rC Your intelligence") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//What do you want to know about me? ("%rA What my life is like%r%rB What I like to do%r%rC What I'm thinking about now") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//What do you usually do at midnight? ("%rA I don't want to tell you, it's a secret%r%rB Sleep%r%rC Have a lot of fun") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//How do you kiss? ("%rA Tongue%r%rB No tongue%r%rC I kiss everything") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//Your best friend is... ("%rA A woman%r%rB A man%r%rC An animal (woman/man?)") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//When do you go to bed? ("%rA When I'm done having fun%r%rB It depends on when I have to get up%r%rC I'm already in bed most of the time") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//Which of these would you never eat? ("%rA Spiders%r%rB Ants%r%rC Squid") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rWhat are we going to do next weekend?%r%r ("%rA Go on a tropical vacation%r%rB Surfing%r%rC Make all kinds of sandwiches") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rIf we are dating for 2 years, we would...%r%r ("%rA Get married%r%rB Start making babies%r%rC Not necessarily commit") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%rIf someone messes up my hair, you%r%r ("%rA Fix it%r%rB Kick the person who messed it up%r%rC Leave it the way it is for variation") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rIf I'm hospitalized%r%r ("%rA You stay with me until I'm better%r%rB You also take care of other stuff%r%rC You hurt yourself so we can share a room") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rIf my friends are fighting with your friends%r%r ("%rA You stay neutral%r%rB You kick my friends%r%rC You kick your own friends") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//If I'm in a house that's on fire with 10 others, who would you save?%r%r ("%rA You!%r%rB The 10 others%r%rC I wouldn't safe anyone and stay safe myself. Don't you want me to be safe?") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rIf I get arrested%r%r ("%rA You take the blame%r%rB You bail me out%r%rC You investigate") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rCheating%r%r ("%rA Only counts if you get caught%r%rB Is bad%r%rC Happens") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rWhich hair colour is best?%r%r ("%rA Blonde%r%rB Brunette%r%rC Black hair") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rKissing is...%r%r ("%rA Foreplay%r%rB Showing affection%r%rC Let me show you!") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//%r%rIf I were a twin%r%r ("%rA You could easily tell us apart%r%rB Of course not! That's impossible!%r%rC You would date both of us") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//Where are we going to on vacation? ("%rA Paris%r%rB A deserted island%r%rC A romantic cruise") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//If you find out I lied to you, what would you do? ("%rA Say you know I lied and talk about it%r%rB Pretend it didn't happen%r%rC See where it goes and make a decision later") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//If we're doing it, and I accidentally scream someone else's name, what does it mean? ("%rA I'm good in bed%r%rB I'm bad in bed%r%rC I got distracted") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//If I ask you for a threesome, what would you say? ("%rA No!%r%rB I'll consider it%r%rC Yes!") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//If we were going to a deserted island, what would you take with you? ("%rA Protection against animals%r%rB Protection against me!%r%rC Music") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//If a plane is crashing, and there's only 1 parachute left... ("%rA you try to fly the plane%r%rB we share the parachute%r%rC you give it to me") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//What part of me do you like the best? ("%rA The upper part%r%rB The middle part%r%rC The lower part") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice//What are you thinking about now? ("%rA Baby animals%r%rB What you're going to have for breakfast%r%rC Me") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hr/Multiple Choice// ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC") loadcard hb/Open Question//What's the last thing you've done with your hands? loadcard hb/Open Question//Do you have any addictions? loadcard hb/Open Question//What's the first thing you do every day? loadcard hb/Open Question//What name would you give our first baby girl? loadcard hb/Open Question//What name would you give our first baby boy? loadcard hb/Open Question//Why are you single? loadcard hb/Open Question//What would you be doing now if you weren't here? loadcard hb/Open Question//(Smile at the competitors and keep looking. Ask this question to the first one that starts smiling.)%r%r[insert really good question here] loadcard hb/Open Question//What's your opinion on blondes? loadcard hb/Open Question//What's your opinion on brunettes? loadcard hb/Open Question//What's the most romantic thing you've ever done? loadcard hb/Open Question//What's the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for you? loadcard hb/Open Question//What was your last conversation about? loadcard hb/Open Question//What's the last thing you've downloaded? loadcard hb/Open Question//What's your favorite colour? loadcard hb/Open Question//What colour are my eyes? loadcard hb/Open Question//Why did you break up with your previous lover? loadcard hb/Open Question//What do you do if you like someone? loadcard hb/Open Question//Do you have any special skills? loadcard hb/Open Question//What's the last thing you've bought? loadcard hb/Open Question//What's the most expensive thing you've ever broken?%r%rHint: you can break your heart too! loadcard hb/Open Question//How often do you curse? loadcard hb/Open Question//Why did you choose to wear that shirt today? loadcard hb/Open Question//What's the most interesting item you have with you? loadcard hb/Open Question//What one thing would you take with you on our first date? loadcard hb/Open Question//How many dates have you been on? loadcard hb/Open Question//How many people have you kissed with? loadcard hb/Open Question//In how many positions have you had sex? loadcard hb/Open Question//What's my favorite colour? loadcard hb/Open Question//What number am I thinking of? (1 - 7) loadcard hb/Open Question//What cup size do I have?/What size is my...? loadcard hb/Open Question//What do I make you think off? loadcard hb/Open Question//Who has the most best friends? loadcard hb/Open Question//What word best describes me? Why? loadcard hb/Open Question//Who has traveled to the most exotic place? loadcard hb/Open Question//Who speak the most languages? loadcard hb/Open Question//Who's the eco-friendliest? Explain. loadcard hb/Open Question//Who has the most interesting life? loadcard hb/Open Question//How did you last make someone happy? loadcard hb/Open Question//What's the most important thing you've learned? loadcard hb/Activity!//Show me in what position you last had sex... not on me! loadcard hb/Activity!//Sing for me! loadcard hb/Activity!//Say something nice about your competitors. loadcard hb/Activity!//Who of you is the funniest? (Say this to whoever says they're the funniest:) Make me laugh in 1 minute. loadcard hb/Activity!//Who of you is the strongest? loadcard hb/Activity!//Who has the sexiest belly? loadcard hb/Activity!//Who has the most tattoos? Show me! loadcard hb/Activity!//Who has the biggest scar? See? loadcard hb/Activity!//Who has the biggest biceps? loadcard hb/Activity!//Arm wrestle each other! loadcard hb/Activity!//Show me in what position you make babies! loadcard hb/Activity!//Who can do the split the furthest? loadcard hb/Activity!//Who's the best dancer? loadcard hb/Activity!//Who has the prettiest handwriting? loadcard hb/Activity!//Who can make the craziest face? loadcard hb/Activity!//Say something to me in a foreign language. loadcard hb/Activity!//Who can touch their toes the most? loadcard hb/Activity!//Who has dated the prettiest person? I need proof!%r%rIf they have proof, it proofs they're not over the person yet! loadcard hb/Activity!//Who knows the most creative sexual position? loadcard hb/Activity!//Who can draw me the best? loadcard hb/Activity!//Who has the cleanest shoes? loadcard hb/Activity!//Who can jump the highest? loadcard hb/Activity!//Who has the biggest/tallest...? loadcard hb/Activity!//Who can massage the best? loadcard hb/Activity!//Who has the tallest tongue? loadcard hb/Activity!//(Smile at the competitors and keep looking. Ask this question to the first one that starts smiling.)%r%r[insert really good question here] loadcard hb/Activity!//Who can run the fastest? loadcard hb/Activity!//Who has the biggest hands? loadcard hb/Activity!//How do you greet a good friend? loadcard hb/Activity!//What position do you sleep in? loadcard hb/Activity!//Who knows the most difficult word? loadcard hb/1 Opener & Story/Hit Card/If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.%r%rYou automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.%r%r ("%rI'm not sure. You could be the second most attractive girl here.") loadcard hb/1 Opener & Story/Hit Card/If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.%r%rYou automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.%r%r ("%rSo... well.. do you think I'm cute?") loadcard hb/1 Opener & Story/Hit Card/If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.%r%rYou automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.%r%r ("%rYou have something in your hair.") loadcard hb/1 Opener & Story/Hit Card/If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.%r%rYou automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.%r%r ("%rYou're so beautiful, but something's wrong with you.") loadcard hb/1 Opener & Story/Hit Card/If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.%r%rYou automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.%r%r ("%rThis amazing thing happened to me yesterday! I have to tell you!") loadcard hb/1 Opener & Story/Hit Card/If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.%r%rYou automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.%r%r ("%rDo you think blondes have more fun?") loadcard hb/1 Opener & Story/Hit Card/If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.%r%rYou automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.%r%r ("%rDo you think dumb people have more fun?") loadcard hb/1 Opener & Story/Hit Card/If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.%r%rYou automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.%r%r ("%rI painted my ceiling today. It's pink.") loadcard hb/2 Intimacy/Hit Card/You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 1', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5. ("%rI like your eyes too!") loadcard hb/2 Intimacy/Hit Card/You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 1', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5. ("%rMy ex used to make me do things.") loadcard hb/2 Intimacy/Hit Card/You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 1', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5. ("%rI feel good around you.") loadcard hb/2 Intimacy/Hit Card/You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 1', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5. ("%rYes, that's what I want out of life too!") loadcard hb/2 Intimacy/Hit Card/You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 1', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5. ("%rWe think the same way.") loadcard hb/2 Intimacy/Hit Card/You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 3', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5. ("%rI'm glad I've met you. Aren't you?") loadcard hb/2 Intimacy/Hit Card/You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 2', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5. ("%rI... like you.") loadcard hb/3 Seduce/Hit Card/You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7. ("%rLet's go to my place. You know...") loadcard hb/3 Seduce/Hit Card/You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7. ("%rHair stroke - "Doesn't that feel nice."") loadcard hb/3 Seduce/Hit Card/You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7. ("%rKisses - "You want more?"") loadcard hb/3 Seduce/Hit Card/You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7. ("%rI know what you want!") loadcard hb/3 Seduce/Hit Card/You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7. ("%rHey you") loadcard hb/3 Seduce/Hit Card/You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7. ("%rWhat do you want for breakfast?") loadcard hb/3 Seduce/Hit Card/You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7. ("%rI think we've talked enough.") loadcard hr/SCORE !//Play this when you have 10+ points. Whisper something in the Date's ear, if she/he likes it you win! If the date doesn't like it, lose your 3-card, put your 2-card back in your hand, and lose 2 points! ("%rCheck out what I'm going to say.") loadcard hr/SCORE !//Play this when you have 10+ points. Whisper something in the Date's ear, if she/he likes it you win! If the date doesn't like it, lose your 3-card, put your 2-card back in your hand, and lose 2 points! ("%rI'm really going to - SCORE !") loadcard hr/SCORE !//Play this when you have 10+ points. Whisper something in the Date's ear, if she/he likes it you win! If the date doesn't like it, lose your 3-card, put your 2-card back in your hand, and lose 2 points! ("%rI know what to do now!") loadcard hr/SCORE !//Play this when you have 10+ points. Whisper something in the Date's ear, if she/he likes it you win! If the date doesn't like it, lose your 3-card, put your 2-card back in your hand, and lose 2 points! ("%rEhm... what do I say now?") loadcard hr/SCORE !//Play this when you have 10+ points. Whisper something in the Date's ear, if she/he likes it you win! If the date doesn't like it, lose your 3-card, put your 2-card back in your hand, and lose 2 points! ("%rHappy time!") loadcard hy/Maybe//%r%r%r%r%rAlways the right answer! loadcard hy/Maybe//%r%r%r%r%rAlways the right answer! loadcard hy/Maybe//%r%r%r%r%rAlways the right answer! loadcard hy/Maybe//%r%r%r%r%rAlways the right answer! loadcard hy/Maybe//%r%r%r%r%rAlways the right answer! loadcard hy/Maybe//%r%r%r%r%rAlways the right answer! loadcard hy/Maybe//%r%r%r%r%rAlways the right answer! loadcard hb/Challenge//%r%r%rHave you even ever had a lover? ("%r") loadcard hb/Challenge//%r%r%rI saw you on TV. Aren't you a terrorist? ("%r") loadcard hb/Challenge//%r%r%rDidn't I see you pay for sex? $5? ("%r") loadcard hb/Challenge//%r%r%rDo you like [your own idea]? ("%r") loadcard hb/Challenge//%r%r%r"Come here" is what you usually say to someone first, isn't it? ("%r") loadcard hb/Challenge//%r%r%rYou smell odd. Do you have an STD? ("%r") loadcard hb/Challenge//%r%r%rAre you still a virgin? ("%r") loadcard hb/Challenge//%r%r%rDid you just look at her/his chest? ("%r") loadcard hb/Challenge//%r%r%rAre you gay? ("%r") loadcard hb/Challenge//%r%r%rIs there a restraining order against you? ("%r") loadcard hb/Good looks//%r%r%rYou can't lose points for 2 rounds.%r%r ("%r I'm so lucky!") loadcard hb/Eye contact//%r%r%rFor the next 2 rounds, you gain double points and lose half points. ("%r An easy trick") loadcard hb/Touch//%r%r%rYour score is + 5 for the next 2 rounds. After this you get – 4.%r%r ("%r She likes") loadcard hb/Smile//%r%r%rYou don't have to answer Q's for the next 2 rounds if you don't want to. ("%r Who thought body language could work out so well?") loadcard hb/Kiss//%r%r%rKiss the Date for real. If she likes it, score + 3, if not score – 3. ("%r Mmmmmmm") loadcard hb/Everybody likes me//%r%r%rYou score 2 points.%r%r%r ("%r I'm such a nice person") loadcard hb/Talkative//%r%r%rYou talk a lot, not giving your competitors a chance to say anything. They get – 2. ("%r Forget them. Think about me.") loadcard hb/Ex//%r%rA Player's ex shows up and tells the date she/he is terrible in bed. The target Player gets – 3. ("%r I didn't feel anything!") loadcard hb/Smack in the Face//%rNot being able to stand your competitor for a second longer, you hit her/him in the face. Luckily your Date didn't see it. Competitor - 1 ("%r Haha!") loadcard hb/White Rose//%r%r%rGain 3 points. After 2 rounds, the White Rose fades and you lose 3 points.%r%r ("%r Just don't tell her you stole it from someone's garden") loadcard hb/Confidence//%r%r%rThe Most Beautiful Woman in the World asks you 2 questions next time.%r%r ("%rI know just what to say.") loadcard hb/Word Play//%r%r%rYou can't lose points at your next question.%r%r ("%rNice find") loadcard hb/Taking Credit//%r%r%rNext time someone scores, you get the points instead.%r%r ("%rHehehehe") loadcard hb/Fake Injury//%r%r%rYou pretend a competitor hit you, who gets - 2.%r%r ("%rWhy did you do that? Why?") loadcard hb/Lies//%r%r%rYou say your cat has broken her paw, and get + 3.%r%r ("%rAwww") loadcard hb/Stretch//%r%r%rYou stretch out, showing your great body.%r%r ("%rAaaah! I needed that!") loadcard hb/Fake Call//%r%r%rYou pretend some celebrity is calling you and get + 2.%r%r ("%rA party tonight and everyone's going to be there? I have better things to do.") loadcard hb/XL//%r%r%rYou take out your phone to pretend to check for messages and drop out your XL protection. Other players get - 1.%r%r ("%rWant to see?") loadcard hb/Squeezy//%r%r%rYou secretly twist a competitor's arm, so she/he can't answer her/his next question.%r%r ("%rDon't talk or else...") loadcard hb/What? What?//%r%r%rYou pretend not to hear your question, so you get a new one.%r%r ("%rWhat? What?") loadcard hg/Yes// loadcard hg/Yes// loadcard hg/Yes// loadcard hg/Yes// loadcard hg/Yes// loadcard hg/Yes// loadcard hg/Yes// loadcard hg/Yes// loadcard hg/Yes// loadcard hg/Yes// loadcard hg/Yes// loadcard hg/Yes// loadcard hr/No// loadcard hr/No// loadcard hr/No// loadcard hr/No// loadcard hr/No// loadcard hr/No// loadcard hr/No// loadcard hr/No// loadcard hr/No// loadcard hr/No// loadcard hr/No// loadcard hr/No// @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Seducer deck into the Dvorak Engine.