To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
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loadcard hr/Headquarters (Start)/Thing/Indestructible. <BR>Action: Put a token on this card. You are a Supervillain now. <BR>Action: Remove all tokens from this card. You are an M now.
loadcard hr/Headquarters (Start)/Thing/Indestructible. <BR>Action: Put a token on this card. You are a Supervillain now. <BR>Action: Remove all tokens from this card. You are an M now.
loadcard hw/Charlie's Angels (Good)/Thing/Action and Thing: If you control at least 3 girls, eliminate a Supervillain.
loadcard hw/You Lost At Black Jack (Good)/Action/Target opponent discards her hand.
loadcard hw/But I've got more chicks than you! (Good)/Thing/Action and Thing: If you control more girls than a Supervillain, eliminate him/her.
loadcard hw/No sex scenes, please (Good)/Action/Destroy all girls.
loadcard hw/Jumping off the airplane at 3,000 ft. (Good)/Action/Search the draw pile for a good card and take it in your hand.
loadcard hw/Heroes can't die (Good)/Action/Return a good thing from the discard pile to play under your control.
loadcard hw/Swiss Safety Gadget Belt (Good)/Thing/Your things can't be destroyed. You can't change your status to Supervillain.
loadcard hw/Stirred, not shaken (Good)/Action/Copy a thing in play and put it under your control.
loadcard hw/3 per movie (Good)/Action/If you control more girls than your opponent, generate a girl.
loadcard hw/Mr. Charming (Good)/Thing/Action and Thing: Eliminate a Supervillain with at least 3 girls. ("The good guys should get the girls!")
loadcard hw/Aston Martin Vanquish (Good)/Action/Gain control of a girl.
loadcard hw/I kick your balls! (Good)/Thing/Ms may take 2 actions per turn.
loadcard hw/Casino Royale (Good)/Thing/Thing: Erase a thing's text till the beginning of your next turn.
loadcard hw/Driving too fast (Good)/Action/Thing: Target player discards a card.
loadcard hw/Surveillance (Good)/Action/Target player can't change status during his/her next turn.
loadcard hw/Yacht (Good)/Thing/Action: Put two tokens on this card. Generate a girl. <BR>Action: Remove a token from this card.<BR> As long as there are tokens on this card, you cannot change your status.
loadcard hx/Doomsday Machine (Evil)/Thing/Action: Put a token on this card. <BR>If there are 3 or more tokens on this card, eliminate an M.
loadcard hx/Change Sides (Evil)/Action/Change an opponent's status to M or Supervillain.
loadcard hx/Kalashnikov (Evil)/Action/Destroy target thing.
loadcard hx/Hefner's Cloning Machine (Evil)/Thing/Thing and Action: If you control at least one girl, generate a girl. Destroy a thing you control.
loadcard hx/Giant Laser (Evil)/Thing/Action: Destroy a girl you control to destroy target thing.
loadcard hx/Seriously, did you ever have a girl? (Evil)/Thing/Action and Thing: Eliminate an M with no girls in play.
loadcard hx/This guy just never dies (Evil)/Action/Return an evil card from the discard pile to your hand.
loadcard hx/Russian Tank (Evil)/Action/Destroy a non-girl thing.
loadcard hx/Moonbase (Evil)/Thing/Ms play with their hands revealed.
loadcard hx/World-Destroying Satellite (Evil)/Thing/Action: If you control at least 3 girls, destroy a non-girl thing.
loadcard hx/Mind-Controlling Satellite (Evil)/Thing/Action: Look at an M's hand, pick a card and play it for him/her. You make any decisions for it.
loadcard hx/Sabotage (Evil)/Reaction/Play this during the opponent's turn to counter an action or action ability. The action has no effect. If it was an action card, it goes to the discard pile.
loadcard hx/Evil Bitch With Kalashnikov (Evil)/Thing/Destroy this to take an extra action.
loadcard hx/Microchip in the Head (Evil)/Thing/Everytime somebody changes status, he/she has to destroy a thing he/she controls (if it is possible).
loadcard hx/Nuclear Bomb (Evil)/Action/Destroy all non-girl things.
loadcard hx/Time Glasses (Evil)/Action/Take three cards from the draw pile. Discard two, put one on top of the draw pile.
loadcard hb/Swedish Massage Expert (Girl)/Thing/
loadcard hg/Portuguese Language Teacher (Girl)/Thing/
loadcard hm/Girl with French Accent (Girl)/Thing/
loadcard hc/Russian Nuclear Scientist (Girl)/Thing/
loadcard hr/American Nuclear Scientist (Girl)/Thing/
loadcard hr/Japanese Kung-Fu Mistress (Girl)/Thing/
loadcard hm/The Evil Guy's Wife (Girl)/Thing/
loadcard hb/The girl you left three years ago without... (Girl)/Thing/...saying goodbye, but who still fancies you for unknown reasons.
@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Secret Agents Deck into the Dvorak Engine.