To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeck loadcard hb/Bunsen Burner/Thing/ loadcard hb/Beaker of Cold Water/Thing/ loadcard hb/Beaker of Boiling Water/Thing/You may only play Beaker of Boiling Water if you control Bunsen Burner and Beaker of Cold Water. When this card comes into play, destroy Beaker of Cold Water. loadcard hr/Clumsiness/Action/Destroy a Thing. loadcard hb/Cloud of Steam/Thing/You may only play Cloud of Steam if Beaker of Boiling Water is in play. loadcard hr/Opening a Window/Action/Destroy all Gases. loadcard hr/Throw Magnesium Powder/Action/If another player controls Bunsen Burner, you may remove a random card from their hand. loadcard hb/Coke/Thing/Coke, mm, lovely caffeine. loadcard hb/Jar of Potassium/Thing/If you control this, you can destroy any non-gas cards which contain Water. loadcard hr/Light the Gas Tap/Action/Remove a random card from each player's hand. loadcard hr/Acid Trip/Action/Replace any Thing in play belonging to an opponent with a Thing from your hand. loadcard hb/Depression/Thing/Any player who destroys eight or more Things in a single turn, while this card is in play, wins the game. loadcard hb/Bunsen Burner/Thing/ loadcard hb/Goggles/Thing/If an Action with the word 'Throw' in its name picks you as its target, ignore its effects. loadcard hr/Sink Plunger/Action/Retrieve the top card from the discard pile, into your hand. loadcard hb/Teacher's Attention/Thing/The player who controls this card has a fifty percent chance of not drawing a card when he is supposed to. loadcard hr/Throw Chalk/Action/A chosen player discards a card of their choice. loadcard hr/Throw Paper Aeroplane/Action/A chosen player discards a card at random, then draws a card. loadcard hb/Beaker of Cold Water/Thing/ loadcard hb/Someone's Eye Out/Thing/This card can only be played in the same turn as a card with 'Throw' in its title. This card is then controlled by a player chosen by the one whose turn it is. The controller of this card must toss a coin 'heads' in order to draw a card. loadcard hr/Visit to Matron/Action/Destroy any Injury Things you control. loadcard hr/Look! A Distraction!/Action/Gain control of a Thing. loadcard hb/Nasty Scalds/Thing/This card can only be played by a player who controls some Boiling liquid. A chosen victim controls this card. The controller of this card may not play any Things into their own possession. loadcard hr/Visit to the Equipment Cupboard/Action/Draw three cards. loadcard hr/Lunchbreak/Action/Destroy all Things. Shuffle the discard pile back into the draw pile. loadcard hb/Attentive Headmaster/Thing/If Attentive Headmaster is in play, and a gas is destroyed by Opening a Window, the player who Opens the Window wins. loadcard hb/Gas Leak/Thing/If any Bunsen Burners are in play, destroy all things. loadcard hb/Lab Rat/Thing/ loadcard hb/Scalpel/Thing/ loadcard hb/Gruesome Biology Textbook/Thing/If a Player controls the Lab Rat and a Scalpel, they win the game. loadcard hb/Scalpel/Thing/ loadcard hb/Stop Hogging The Equipment/Thing/When 'Stop Hogging The Equipment' is in play, players must discard cards until they have 6 or less in their and. loadcard hb/But I Need It/Thing/The player controlling this card may have two more cards in their hand than they otherwise could. loadcard hb/Miniature Steam Engine/Thing/If you control Steam, you win the game. loadcard hr/Who Did That? Show Me Your Hands/Action/Every player must discard cards until they have two or less in their hand. loadcard hr/Revision/Action/Each player may return a card from the discard pile to their hand (starting with yourself). @emit [name(%#)] pastes the School Chemistry Lesson deck into the Dvorak Engine.