To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeckskipcard hy/Jeremy - teh_pwnerer/Thing - Legendary Minion/Skill - RTS, FPS, MMO, CON, ARC%rJeremy and all other Minions under your control have +2 to RTS rolls.%rAction: Discard a card; Destroy target non-Legendary Minion with Skill - RTS.skipcard hy/Kyle/Thing - Legendary Minion/Counts as a n00b.%rAll n00bs under your control have +1 to all rolls.%rAction: Discard a card; Look at the top 3 cards of target player's draw pile. Rearrange them in any order you wish.skipcard hy/Doug - fps_doug/Thing - Legendary Minion/Skill - FPS, ARC, CON, RTS%rDoug and all other Minions under your control have +2 to FPS rolls.%rAction: Discard a card; Destroy target non-Legendary Minion with Skill - FPS.skipcard hy/teh_masterer/Thing - Legendary Minion/Skill - ARC, CON, FPS, RTS, MMO%rAll Minions under your control have +1 to rolls.%rAction: Discard a card; All Minions under your control gain +1 to rolls until end of turn.skipcard hy/Anastasia - Taji/Thing - Legendary Minion/Skill - MMO, CON, ARC%rAnastasia and all other Minions under your control have +2 to MMO rolls.%rAction: Discard a card; Destroy target non-Legendary Minion with Skill - MMO.skipcard hy/Dawei - Dave/Thing - Legendary Minion/Skill - CON, ARC, RTS%rDawei and all other Minions under your control have +2 to CON rolls.%rAction: Discard a card; Destroy target non-Legendary Minion with Skill - CON.skipcard hg/n00b/Thing - Minion/n00b has -2 to all rolls. Action: Nothing happens.skipcard hr/Beginner's Luck/Action/This card may be played any time a n00b is involved in a Challenge Action, even during an opponent's turn. That n00b automatically wins the challenge unless it rolls a 1.skipcard hr/Über Micro/Action/Choose one of the following: Draw three cards; destroy target Thing; or take another turn after this one.skipcard hg/h0t chix/Thing - Minion/Skill - CON%rh0t chix has -1 to CON rolls, -2 to all other rolls.%rAction: Jeremy gains -5 to rolls until end of turn.%r<i>"Do you play games?"%r"I have a Nintendo..."</i>skipcard hr/BOOM Headshot!/Action/Destroy target non-Legendary Minion.skipcard hg/Frag Doll/Thing - Minion/Skill - FPS, CON%rFrag Doll has +1 to FPS and CON rolls. If defeated in a Challenge by a male Minion, but not destroyed, Frag Doll suffers from an emotional crisis which negates her bonuses. %rAction: HAWTNESS: All male Minions gain -1 to FPS and CON rolls until end of turn.skipcard hg/Rush Zergenstein/Thing - Minion/Skill - RTS%r-2 to MMO rolls. Rush Zergenstein enters play with +5 to RTS rolls. For every turn this card is in play, this bonus decreases by 1 to a minimum of -2.%r<i>"z0mg more tanks!!11"</i>skipcard hg/haxx0r/Thing - Minion/Skill - MMO, FPS%r Action: Look at a random card from an opponent's hand.skipcard hg/Generic Minion A/Thing - Minion/Skill - RTS, MMO%rskipcard hg/Generic Minion B/Thing - Minion/Skill - RTS, CON%rskipcard hg/Generic Minion C/Thing - Minion/Skill - MMO, ARC%rskipcard hg/Generic Minion D/Thing - Minion/Skill - ARC, CON%rskipcard hg/Generic Minion E/Thing - Minion/Skill - ARC, FPS%rskipcard hg/Generic Minion X/Thing - Minion/When you play Generic Minion X, choose a skill. Generic Minion X has that skill until it next leaves play.%rskipcard hr/Meat Shield/Action/Play during a Challenge involving the MMO or FPS skills before any dice are rolled. Destroy any number of n00bs you control. Your Minions gain +1 to all rolls for the remainder of the Challenge for each n00b destroyed in this manner.skipcard hr/<nowiki>*pwn*</nowiki>/Action/Destroy any n00b except Kyle. This card may be played at any time.skipcard hr/<nowiki>Respawn</nowiki>/Action/Move one non-Legendary Minion from your Discard Pile to your hand.skipcard hb/<nowiki>Spawn Point</nowiki>/Thing/Whenever a Minion in play is destroyed, it moves to its controller's hand instead of the discard pile.skipcard hr/<nowiki>Gamer's Angst</nowiki>/Action/This card may be played any time a Legendary Minion is involved in a Challenge Action, even during an opponent's turn. A Legendary Minion of your choice (already involved in the challenge) automatically loses the challenge unless it rolls a 6, not counting any bonuses or penalties.%r<i>"So much pain in the world, Kyle."</i>skipcard hb/<nowiki>FPS Server Host</nowiki>/Thing/As server host, your increased ping gives +1 to all your FPS rolls.skipcard hb/<nowiki>Powerleveler</nowiki>/Thing/Attach this card to any MMO-capable minion. That minion has +1 to all MMO rolls.skipcard hb/<nowiki>Uberzoom</nowiki>/Thing/Attach this card to any FPS-capable minion. That minion has +1 to all FPS rolls.skipcard hr/<nowiki>teh_masterer's Warning</nowiki>/Action/Deny an opponents challenge. Roll a die. Discard a minion of your choice if you rolled a 2 or less. Your challenger discards a minion of his choice if you rolled a 3 or more.skipcard hr/<nowiki>Spawn Camped</nowiki>/Action/If the opponent's card would have respawned as a minion without the FPS skill, deny that opponent's respawn.skipcard hr/Game Over/Action/Play only if you have at least 10 Minions and no other player has any. You win the game. <i>Comment:Is this too powerful?</i>skipcard hr/<i>Name Pending</i>/Action/Play only if you have 6 Legendary Minions. You win the game.skipcard hb/Internet Forum/Thing/Action:Put up to 3 n00bs (besides Kyle) from your discard pile or hand into play. <i>TODO: find appropriate quote</i>skipcard hb/Knives Make You Run Faster!/Thing/As long as you control Doug, you may play an additional Action on your turn.skipcard hr/So Many Goons!/Action/Until end of turn, your opponents' MMO or RTS rolls get -3.skipcard hy/x_Tr0ll0rz_x/Thing - Legendary Minion/Skill - MMO, FPS, CON%rWhenever x_Tr0ll0rz_x defeats a defending player's Minion in a challenge, put a Shame counter on another Minion that player controls.%rEach Minion's rolls get -1 for each Shame counter on it.%rWhen x_Tr0ll0rz_x is defeated, remove all Shame counters from the game. ("gtfo n00b ur nerfin us all")skipcard hr/Server Error/Action/Target Minion can't participate in a challenge this turn.skipcard hb/Jerky/Thing/Destroy Jerky: Target Minion gets +2 to his/her next roll this turn.skipcard hy/Billy Joel/Thing - Legendary Minion/Skill - ARC, CON, FPS%rBilly Joel gets +2 to ARC rolls and +1 to CON rolls.%rOther Minions you control get +1 to ARC rolls.%rBilly Joel gets +3 to ARC rolls instead if the other Minion is a n00b.skipcard hb/Lucky Bandana/Thing/Jeremy gets +1 to all rolls.%rWhen Jeremy loses a challenge, destroy Lucky Bandanaskipcard hg/WOWBOI3000/Thing - Minion/Skill - MMO, RTS%rCounts as a n00b.%rWhen WOWBOI 3000 wins an MMO challenge, you must use him to make an RTS challenge on your next turn.%rWOWBOI3000 gets +1 to MMO rolls and -1 to RTS rolls.skipcard hy/October/Thing - Legendary Minion/Skill - MMO, CON%rOctober gets +1 to MMO rolls for each MMO-capable non-n00b Minion you control (including herself).%rAction: Discard a card; defending Minions lose MMO roll bonuses until end of turn. ("I can't let my guild down.")skipcard hr/I Owned Music/Action/Target non-n00b Minion wins the CON challenge he/she is currently participating in.skipcard hb/Urine Bottle/Thing/Minions you control can't lose MMO, RTS or CON challenges.%rAt the beginning of your turn, destroy Urine Bottle. ("That's pathetic.")skipcard hb/Fun Is for Casuals/Thing/Whenever a Legendary Minion is defeated, it is destroyed.%rWhenever a n00b is defeated, the player who defeated the n00b draws a card. (""You probably don't know this, Kyle, but winning at tournaments is pretty fun."")skipcard hr/i pwn n00bs/Action/Play at any time.%rn00bs can't win challenges this turn unless both minions in the challenge are n00bs.skipcard hg/s00pern00b/Thing - Minion/Skill - MMO, RTS, CON%rCounts as a n00b%rWhenever a n00b you control is defeated, the player who defeated it discards two cards.@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Pure Pwnage CCG card set into the Dvorak Engine.