To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeckskipcard hb/User-Friendly Interface/Thing - Feature/skipcard hb/3D Graphics/Thing - Feature/skipcard hb/SMS Messaging/Thing - Feature/skipcard hb/"Extra Gore" Setting/Thing - Feature/skipcard hr/Urgent Security Fix/Action/Remove a Security Bug. Roll a D6 and subtract 3; Players take turns in playing Bugs from their hand onto your Software to that count.skipcard hb/Typo/Thing - Bug/You may take an action to destroy Typo.skipcard hb/Autosave/Thing - Feature/You may discard a card to prevent any of your Features from being destroyed by any effect.skipcard hb/Missing Squiggly Bracket/Thing - Bug/You may not play further Features.skipcard hb/Security Bug/Thing - Bug/While in play, each Player may use their Action to flip a coin; heads, destroy a Feature, tails, play a Bug on your Software.skipcard hb/Annoying Sounds/Thing/May be played as a Feature or a Bug.skipcard hr/Under Pressure/Action/Draw a card for each Bug your Software has.skipcard hb/Open Source/Thing - Feature/Any Opponent may take an Action to play a Bug onto your Software. Action: Destroy a Bug in your Software.skipcard hr/3 AM Coding Marathon/Action/Draw and reveal five cards. Put all Features and Bugs into play under your control. Discard the rest.skipcard hb/Virus/Thing - Bug/When you destroy Virus, you may give control of it to an opponent.skipcard hr/Pizza and Soda/Action/Draw two cards. You may play one extra card of any type this turn.skipcard hr/Creature Feep/Action/Draw a card. Play all Features and Bugs in your hand onto your Software.skipcard hr/Testing Stage/Action/Each Player draws a card for each Feature they control, then discard a card at random for each Bug they control.skipcard hb/Evasive Error Messages/Thing - Feature/You may ignore one of your Bugs when determining victory.skipcard hr/Temporary Fix/Action/Return any Bug in play to an opponent's hand.skipcard hr/Overnight Self-Repair/Action/Each Player may destroy 'x' Bugs, where 'x' is the number of Bugs in the least-buggy piece of Software.skipcard hr/White Hat/Action/Each Player flips a coin; heads, they may remove a Bug from their Software.skipcard hr/Black Hat/Action/Each Player must play a Bug from their hand onto their Software, or discard a card at random.skipcard hr/New Team Lead/Action/A selected opponent misses their turn.skipcard hr/Care and Attention/Action/Choose a Player - they must reveal their hand, and discard all Bugs from it.skipcard hr/Market Forces/Action/Destroy a Feature.skipcard hb/Skinning/Thing - Feature/If you have any Bugs in your hand, you must playone onto your own Software when you play this.skipcard hb/Out of Memory/Thing - Bug/Whenever you play a Feature, destroy a Feature you control.skipcard hr/Abandon Ship/Action/Destroy any number of Features you control. Destroy an equal number of Bugs.skipcard hr/Buyout/Action/Destroy all Features and Bugs you control. Put one Feature into play from your hand, if you have one.skipcard hr/Feature Freeze/Action/No Features or Bugs may be played on a chosen Player for 2 turns.skipcard hb/Easter Egg/Thing - Feature/skipcard hb/Spell-Checker/Thing - Feature/skipcard hb/Assembly Guru/Thing - Feature/Tiny, fast product! When played, draw a cardskipcard hb/Useful Online Documentation/Thing - Feature/skipcard hb/Self-Correcting AI/Thing - Feature/Play only if there are no Bugs in your code. You may not play Bugs, and Bugs may not be played on you.skipcard hb/Carefully Documented Development/Thing - Feature/You must use an Action when you play a Feature. You may use an Action to draw a card.skipcard hb/Enthusiastic Paper-Clip/Thing - Feature/When you play this card, discard your hand out of shame.skipcard hb/Disasterous Design Flaws/Thing - Bug/Action: Destroy one of your Features, to destroy this card.skipcard hb/File Not Found/Thing - Bug/When you play a Feature, you may destroy this card.@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Programming deck into the Dvorak Engine.