To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
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loadcard hb/Stockpile/Thing/Create a Stockpile on this card.
loadcard hb/Stockpile/Thing/Create a Stockpile on this card.
loadcard hb/Stockpile/Thing/Create a Stockpile on this card.
loadcard hb/Stockpile/Thing/Create a Stockpile on this card.
loadcard hb/Stockpile/Thing/Create a Stockpile on this card.
loadcard hb/Instant Gratification/Thing/Action: Draw 1 card.
loadcard hr/Petty Theft/Action/Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. ("It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.")
loadcard hr/Petty Theft/Action/Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. ("It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.")
loadcard hr/Petty Theft/Action/Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. ("It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.")
loadcard hr/Petty Theft/Action/Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. ("It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.")
loadcard hr/Petty Theft/Action/Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. ("It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.")
loadcard hb/Paperweight/Thing/Place this Thing on top of another Thing you control. If for any reason the equipped Thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead. (""Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."")
loadcard hb/Paperweight/Thing/Place this Thing on top of another Thing you control. If for any reason the equipped Thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead. (""Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."")
loadcard hb/Paperweight/Thing/Place this Thing on top of another Thing you control. If for any reason the equipped Thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead. (""Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."")
loadcard hb/Minefield/Thing/Action: Destroy 1 Thing. If there are no Things to be destroyed, destroy Minefield.
loadcard hr/Sabotage/Action/A chosen Thing's effect is disabled at its next normal opportunity to perform its effect.
loadcard hr/Jackpot/Action/All players draw 3 cards. (""Cha-ching!"")
loadcard hr/Jackpot/Action/All players draw 3 cards. (""Cha-ching!"")
loadcard hr/Jackpot/Action/All players draw 3 cards. (""Cha-ching!"")
loadcard hr/Jackpot/Action/All players draw 3 cards. (""Cha-ching!"")
loadcard hr/Jackpot/Action/All players draw 3 cards. (""Cha-ching!"")
loadcard hr/Cutting Losses/Action/All players discard cards from their respective hands until they each hold only 1 card. (""Oh, that's not fair."")
loadcard hb/Time Bomb/Thing/Every 3 turns, the player whose turn it is discards 1 card. (""When will that thing stop exploding?!"")
loadcard hr/Sinkhole/Action/Destroy 1 Thing. ("Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.")
loadcard hr/Sinkhole/Action/Destroy 1 Thing. ("Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.")
loadcard hr/Sinkhole/Action/Destroy 1 Thing. ("Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.")
loadcard hr/Sinkhole/Action/Destroy 1 Thing. ("Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.")
loadcard hr/Sinkhole/Action/Destroy 1 Thing. ("Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.")
loadcard hb/Statue/Thing/ (""Must... play... more... Statues!"")
loadcard hb/Statue/Thing/ (""Must... play... more... Statues!"")
loadcard hb/Statue/Thing/ (""Must... play... more... Statues!"")
loadcard hb/Statue/Thing/ (""Must... play... more... Statues!"")
loadcard hb/Statue/Thing/ (""Must... play... more... Statues!"")
loadcard hb/Statue/Thing/ (""Must... play... more... Statues!"")
loadcard hb/Statue/Thing/ (""Must... play... more... Statues!"")
loadcard hb/Statue/Thing/ (""Must... play... more... Statues!"")
loadcard hr/Shark Attack/Action/A chosen opponent discards 1 card.
loadcard hr/Shark Attack/Action/A chosen opponent discards 1 card.
loadcard hr/Shark Attack/Action/A chosen opponent discards 1 card.
loadcard hr/Shark Attack/Action/A chosen opponent discards 1 card.
loadcard hr/Shark Attack/Action/A chosen opponent discards 1 card.
loadcard hr/Lightning Storm/Action/All players destroy 1 of their own Things.
loadcard hb/Undersea Treasure Box/Thing/Action: Root through the deck and find a card you like. Place it in your hand and shuffle the deck. You cannot use this effect 2 turns in a row. (""Who leaves this stuff floating around down here?"")
loadcard hb/Sculpture Garden/Thing/Action: Play up to 2 Statues from your hand. (""This place gives me the willies at night."")
loadcard hr/Desperation/Action/If you have less than 2 cards in your hand, draw 2 cards. ("One can almost hear the collective groans of quashed anticipation.")
loadcard hr/Desperation/Action/If you have less than 2 cards in your hand, draw 2 cards. ("One can almost hear the collective groans of quashed anticipation.")
loadcard hb/Indulgence/Thing/You can play 2 Actions (along with your 1 Thing) during your turn.
loadcard hb/Indulgence/Thing/You can play 2 Actions (along with your 1 Thing) during your turn.
loadcard hr/Pickpocket/Action/Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.
loadcard hr/Pickpocket/Action/Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.
loadcard hr/Pickpocket/Action/Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.
loadcard hr/Pickpocket/Action/Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.
loadcard hr/Pickpocket/Action/Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.
loadcard hr/Pandemonium/Action/Take your Stockpile and play every card in it, starting from the top and going to the bottom. ("Best card ever.")
loadcard hb/Wrecking Ball/Thing/Destroy 1 Statue that has been in play for at least 1 turn.
loadcard hr/Peeping Tom/Action/A chosen opponent selects a card from his or her hand and shows it to you. (And only you, mind!)
loadcard hr/Peeping Tom/Action/A chosen opponent selects a card from his or her hand and shows it to you. (And only you, mind!)
loadcard hr/Peeping Tom/Action/A chosen opponent selects a card from his or her hand and shows it to you. (And only you, mind!)
loadcard hb/Snuffed/Thing/Maximum hand size is reduced to 3.
@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Procrastination deck into the Dvorak Engine.