To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeckskipcard hb/Stayin' Alive/Thing - Single/Play only if your band has three or more people in it. Your inane cover-single wins the hearts of the kiddies, and the game!skipcard hb/Dancing Queen/Thing - Single/Play only if your band has three or more people in it. You release a pathetic cover single and win the game!skipcard hb/Generic Blonde/Thing - Female/skipcard hr/Mates with Charley/Action/A chosen Person is sacked.skipcard hr/Girl Power/Action/Any Manager without a Female star must discard a card.skipcard hr/Background Check/Action/Choose a Person. His or her Manager draws four cards. Any Actions that may target people are immediately played on the chosen Person.skipcard hr/Going Solo/Action/A chosen Person leaves their band. His or her Manager draws two cards.skipcard hb/The Hairdresser's Nightmare/Thing - Male/skipcard hr/Payday/Action/Each Person leaves unless his or her Manager discards a card for them.skipcard hb/The Bearded One/Thing - Male/skipcard hb/The Twins/Thing - Female/The Twins count as two people when determining band size.skipcard hr/Cover Story/Action/Listen very carefully. Discard this card at any time to negate the destruction of a Person. Then discard a card at random.skipcard hb/Generic Brunette/Thing - Female/skipcard hb/The Token Black One/Thing - Female/skipcard hb/Lip Synching/Thing/Play onto a Person. His or her Manager must discard a card at the start of each of their turns, or sack that Person.skipcard hr/"I'm Gay"/Action/Choose a Person and toss a coin. If heads, they are sacked. If tails, they count as an extra Person when determining band size.skipcard hr/Strange Bedfellows/Action/A chosen Person is sacked.skipcard hr/Backers Pull Out/Action/Target Manager discards two cards.skipcard hr/Caught Smoking/Action/Think of the children! A chosen Person is sacked unless his or her Manager chooses to discard a card at random.skipcard hr/Man in Drag/Action/A chosen woman is sacked.skipcard hr/Song Poaching/Action/Look at another Manager's hand. Choose a Single, if any are there, and put it into your hand.skipcard hb/Ugly One/Thing - Male/Play onto an opponent. Counts as "-1 Person" when determining band size. (eg. two normal people and the Ugly One = 1 Person)skipcard hb/Uncorrupted One/Thing - Female/May never be targetted by "Mates with Charley", "Caught Smoking" or "Strange Bedfellows".skipcard hr/TV Appearance/Action/Play only if your band has three or more people in it. Draw three cards.skipcard hb/The Tall One/Thing - Male/skipcard hb/The Cheeky One/Thing - Male/@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Popstars deck into the Dvorak Engine.