To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeck loadcard hb/Water Sprinkler/Thing/When your opponent uses an action card, negate the action and discard this card. loadcard hb/Water Sprinkler/Thing/When your opponent uses an action card, negate the action and discard this card. loadcard hb/Water Sprinkler/Thing/When your opponent uses an action card, negate the action and discard this card. loadcard hb/Garden Decoy/Thing/When your opponent activates a card that destroys a Garden Gnome/Plastic Flamingo, instead discard this card. loadcard hb/Garden Decoy/Thing/When your opponent activates a card that destroys a Garden Gnome/Plastic Flamingo, instead discard this card. loadcard hb/Garden Decoy/Thing/When your opponent activates a card that destroys a Garden Gnome/Plastic Flamingo, instead discard this card. loadcard hb/Hose/Thing/This card enables the Surprise Squirting, Water Balloon, and Surprise Soaking cards. loadcard hb/Hose/Thing/This card enables the Surprise Squirting, Water Balloon, and Surprise Soaking cards. loadcard hb/Squirt Gun/Thing/This card enables the Surprise Squirting card. loadcard hb/Squirt Gun/Thing/This card enables the Surprise Squirting card. loadcard hb/Squirt Gun/Thing/This card enables the Surprise Squirting card. loadcard hb/Squirt Gun/Thing/This card enables the Surprise Squirting card. loadcard hb/Super Soaker/Thing/This card enables the Surprise Squirting and Surprise Soaking cards. loadcard hb/Super Soaker/Thing/This card enables the Surprise Squirting and Surprise Soaking cards. loadcard hb/Super Soaker/Thing/This card enables the Surprise Squirting and Surprise Soaking cards. loadcard hb/Trash can/Thing/This card enables the Stink Bomb and Big Mama cards. loadcard hb/Trash can/Thing/This card enables the Stink Bomb and Big Mama cards. loadcard hb/Trash can/Thing/This card enables the Stink Bomb and Big Mama cards. loadcard hb/Hobby-Golf/Thing/This card enables the Golf Club card. loadcard hb/Hobby-Golf/Thing/This card enables the Golf Club card. loadcard hb/Hobby-Golf/Thing/This card enables the Golf Club card. loadcard hb/Hobby-Baseball/Thing/This card enables the Baseball Bat card. loadcard hb/Hobby-Baseball/Thing/This card enables the Baseball Bat card. loadcard hb/Hobby-Baseball/Thing/This card enables the Baseball Bat card. loadcard hb/Hobby-Football/Thing/This card enables the Punt card. loadcard hb/Hobby-Football/Thing/This card enables the Punt card. loadcard hb/Hobby-Football/Thing/This card enables the Punt card. loadcard hb/Annoying Dog/Thing/This thing enables the Chew Toy? card. loadcard hb/Annoying Dog/Thing/This thing enables the Chew Toy? card. loadcard hb/Annoying Dog/Thing/This thing enables the Chew Toy? card. loadcard hr/Surprise Squirting/Action/Your opponent discards one card from their hand. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Surprise Squirting/Action/Your opponent discards one card from their hand. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Surprise Squirting/Action/Your opponent discards one card from their hand. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Surprise Squirting/Action/Your opponent discards one card from their hand. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Surprise Squirting/Action/Your opponent discards one card from their hand. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Surprise Squirting/Action/Your opponent discards one card from their hand. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Surprise Squirting/Action/Your opponent discards one card from their hand. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Surprise Squirting/Action/Your opponent discards one card from their hand. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Surprise Squirting/Action/Your opponent discards one card from their hand. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Surprise Soaking/Action/Your opponent discards one card of your choice from their hand. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Surprise Soaking/Action/Your opponent discards one card of your choice from their hand. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Surprise Soaking/Action/Your opponent discards one card of your choice from their hand. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Surprise Soaking/Action/Your opponent discards one card of your choice from their hand. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Surprise Soaking/Action/Your opponent discards one card of your choice from their hand. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Water Balloon/Action/Your opponent discards their hand. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Water Balloon/Action/Your opponent discards their hand. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Stink Bomb/Action/Destroy one Garden Gnome/Plastic Flamingo. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Stink Bomb/Action/Destroy one Garden Gnome/Plastic Flamingo. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Stink Bomb/Action/Destroy one Garden Gnome/Plastic Flamingo. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Big Mama/Action/Destroy three Garden Gnomes/Plastic Flamingos. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Golf Club/Action/Destroy one of your opponent's Garden Gnomes/Plastic Flamingoes. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Golf Club/Action/Destroy one of your opponent's Garden Gnomes/Plastic Flamingoes. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Golf Club/Action/Destroy one of your opponent's Garden Gnomes/Plastic Flamingoes. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Keeping up with the Joneses/Action/Discard your hand, then draw the same amount of cards that your opponent has. loadcard hr/Ebay/Action/Trade hands with your opponents. loadcard hr/Baseball Bat/Action/Destroy one of your opponent's Garden Gnomes/Plastic Flamingoes. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Baseball Bat/Action/Destroy one of your opponent's Garden Gnomes/Plastic Flamingoes. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Baseball Bat/Action/Destroy one of your opponent's Garden Gnomes/Plastic Flamingoes. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Punt/Action/Destroy one of your opponent's Garden Gnomes/Plastic Flamingoes. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Punt/Action/Destroy one of your opponent's Garden Gnomes/Plastic Flamingoes. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Punt/Action/Destroy one of your opponent's Garden Gnomes/Plastic Flamingoes. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Chew Toy?/Action/Destroy one of your opponent's Garden Gnomes/Plastic Flamingoes. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Chew Toy?/Action/Destroy one of your opponent's Garden Gnomes/Plastic Flamingoes. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Chew Toy?/Action/Destroy one of your opponent's Garden Gnomes/Plastic Flamingoes. Can only be used if an enabling card is in play. loadcard hr/Grumpy Old Neighbor/Action/Destroy two of your opponent's Garden Gnomes/Plastic Flamingoes and one of yours. @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Neighborhood Wars into the Dvorak Engine.