To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeckskipcard hb/Dramatic Personal Life/Thing/Gain three readers when this card comes into play. Lose three when it leaves.skipcard hb/Broadband Upgrade/Thing/You may play one extra Action per turn. For each Action you play after the first, lose a reader.skipcard hb/Plagiarise/Thing/Gain a reader each time you play an Action. If your ever have more than 18 readers, lose half of them, rounded down.skipcard hb/Get a Real Job/Thing/Draw an extra card each turn. You cannot play Actions.skipcard hb/Sockpuppet/Thing/Gain one reader. Lose two readers when this card leaves play.skipcard hb/Work Internet Crackdown/Thing/While this card is in play, only one card may be played by each player, each turn.skipcard hb/Goth Phase/Thing/Gain three readers. You may not play cards from your hand that would gain you readers.skipcard hb/Flocked Journal/Thing/None of your cards can be targetted by opponents. You cannot gain readers.skipcard hb/Show Breasts/Thing/Action: Gain one reader, but place it on this card. Readers on this card do not count towards victory, and leave play with this card.skipcard hb/Plus Account/Thing/Action: Draw a card. Lose two readers.skipcard hr/Turn Off Comments/Action/Play in response to a card that targets one of yours, to prevent its effects. Lose one reader.skipcard hr/Persuasive Argument/Action/Destroy a Thing.skipcard hr/Messy Argument/Action/Choose an opponent. Both you and the opponent loses two readers.skipcard hr/Cryptic One-Line Post/Action/Play in response to losing a reader. A chosen opponent loses two readers.skipcard hr/It's a Lie!/Action/Destroy a Thing.skipcard hr/LiveJournal Server Down/Action/Play in response to any card, to prevent it being played.skipcard hr/Party/Action/Toss a coin. If you win, gain two readers. If you lose, lose three readers.skipcard hr/Friday Afternoon/Action/Everybody gains a reader.skipcard hr/Meme du Jour/Action/Take the top card of the discard pile into your hand.skipcard hr/Public Holiday/Action/Everyone loses a reader.skipcard hr/Ill/Action/A chosen player discards their hand.skipcard hr/Wishlist Hawking/Action/Draw cards equal to half your readers (rounded up), then lose half your readers (rounded down).skipcard hr/Drunken Monologue/Action/Draw two cards and play them both. A chosen opponent makes any decisions required.skipcard hr/Ask the Audience/Action/Draw a card. If you have more than ten readers, draw another.skipcard hr/Buy a Wii/Action/Discard three cards to gain three readers.@emit [name(%#)] pastes the LiveJournal deck into the Dvorak Engine.