To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeck loadcard hb/Wine (1)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Wine (1)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Wine (1)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Wine (1)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Beer (2)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Beer (2)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Beer (2)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Beer (2)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Froo-Froo Girly Drink (3)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Froo-Froo Girly Drink (3)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Froo-Froo Girly Drink (3)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Mixed Drink (4)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Mixed Drink (4)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Mixed Drink (4)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Tequila Shot (5)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Tequila Shot (5)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Long Island Iced Tea (7)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Spark of Interest (1)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Spark of Interest (1)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Spark of Interest (1)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Brilliant Conversation (2)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Brilliant Conversation (2)/Thing/ loadcard hb/Brilliant Conversation (2)/Thing/ loadcard hr/A Round on the House/Action/Doubles the value of the bottom card on your pile. loadcard hr/A Round on the House/Action/Doubles the value of the bottom card on your pile. loadcard hr/Third Wheel/Action/Her friend will not leave you two alone - Divide the score of opponent's stack in half. loadcard hr/Third Wheel/Action/Her friend will not leave you two alone - Divide the score of opponent's stack in half. loadcard hr/Interloper/Action/Another dude is trying to bag your babe! -- Destroy the last card played by your opponent on his stack. loadcard hr/Interloper/Action/Another dude is trying to bag your babe! -- Destroy the last card played by your opponent on his stack. loadcard hr/Interloper/Action/Another dude is trying to bag your babe! -- Destroy the last card played by your opponent on his stack. loadcard hr/Nursing the Drinks/Action/Destroy the highest value card in your opponent's stack. loadcard hr/Nursing the Drinks/Action/Destroy the highest value card in your opponent's stack. loadcard hr/Wingman/Action/Your buddy steps in to help. Destroy "Third Wheel" card, if in play. loadcard hr/Wingman/Action/Your buddy steps in to help. Destroy "Third Wheel" card, if in play. loadcard hr/Busted/Action/Your drunken friends tell her that you're full of crap. Destroy "Mr. Personality" card, if in play. loadcard hr/Ex-Girlfriend/Action/Your vindictive ex shows up. Destroy one of your opponent's cards in play. loadcard hr/Mr. Personality/Action/You're laying on the charm, and she's buying it. Double the value of your highest card in play. loadcard hr/Platinum Card/Action/She thinks you're rich... double the point value of your stack. loadcard hr/Swooping In/Action/Now you're the interloper... take a look at opponent's hand, and take one card loadcard hr/No Protection/Action/Destroy opponent's stack for being dumb enough not to bring at least one condom in his wallet. loadcard hr/Wingman/Action/Your buddy steps in to help. Destroy "Third Wheel" card, if in play. loadcard hr/"I have an appointment tomorrow."/Action/She's bailing on you... destroy opponent's stack. loadcard hr/Wingman/Action/Your buddy steps in to help. Destroy "Third Wheel" card, if in play. loadcard hr/"Let's go back to my place."/Action/Charm, wit, persistence and cocktails win out. She's all yours! Play this card when you have 10 or more points to win the game. @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Ladies' Man deck into the Dvorak Engine.