To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeckskipcard hy/Seal Clubber/Class/<i>Muscle Class</i> Gains +2 in all PvP matchups. You may discard a card at any time to gain +3 for a single Quest or Monster encounter.skipcard hy/Turtle Tamer/Class/<i>Muscle Class</i> Gains an additional +1 if equipped with any hat. Action: Discard a card to gain three buff tokens. As long as you have any buff tokens, you have +2. At the beginning of your turn, destroy a buff token if you have any.skipcard hy/Pastamancer/Class/<i>Mysticality Class</i> You may discard a card at any time to gain +3 for a single Quest or Monster encounter. Action: Discard a card. You may play an additional Thing this turn.skipcard hy/Sauceror/Class/<i>Mysticality Class</i> Any Action card that gives you a temporary bonus gives you double that bonus instead. Action: Discard a card to gain three buff tokens. As long as you have any buff tokens, you have +2. At the beginning of your turn, destroy a buff token if you have any.skipcard hy/Disco Bandit/Class/<i>Moxie Class</i> If you play no Actions or Things on your turn, you may draw a card. Action: Discard a card to draw a card at random from any player's hand.skipcard hy/Accordion Thief/Class/<i>Moxie Class</i> You may declare a trade without using an Action. Action: Discard a card to gain three buff tokens. As long as you have any buff tokens, you have +2. At the beginning of your turn, destroy a buff token if you have any.skipcard hb/Naughty Sorceress Quest (20)/Thing-Quest/This Quest may be attempted by any adventurer at level 5 or higher with at least one of each of the following: beginner, intermediate and expert quest marks. Attempting the quest requires an Action. <i>Reward:</i> You win the game. Huzzah!skipcard hr/Explore the Spooky Forest (4)/Action-Quest/If your effective level is high enough to complete this quest, flip a coin and call it. If you lose the flip, you fail this quest anyway. Return it to your hand instead of discarding it. <i>Reward:</i> Go up a level and gain a beginner quest mark.skipcard hr/Clear Out the Typical Tavern Cellar (6)/Action-Quest/<i>Reward:</i> Go up a level and gain a beginner quest mark.skipcard hr/Slay the Boss Bat (5)/Action-Quest/You must complete this quest twice in a row to earn the reward. <i>Reward:</i> Go up a level and gain a beginner quest mark.skipcard hr/The King of Cobb's Knob (10)/Action-Quest/You must have a beginner quest mark to attempt this quest. <i>Reward:</i> Go up a level and gain an intermediate quest mark.skipcard hr/The Copse of the Deep Fat Friars (9)/Action-Quest/If your effective level is high enough to complete this quest, flip a coin and call it. If you lose the flip, you fail this quest anyway. Return it to your hand instead of discarding it. <i>Reward:</i> Go up a level and gain an intermediate quest mark.skipcard hr/Undefile the Cyrpt (11)/Action-Quest/<i>Reward:</i> Go up a level, draw a card and gain an intermediate quest mark.skipcard hr/Climb Mt. McLargeHuge (13)/Action-Quest/You must complete this quest twice in a row to earn the reward. <i>Reward:</i> Go up a level and gain an expert quest mark.skipcard hr/Aid The Baron Rof L'm Fao (13)/Action-Quest/You must discard a card to attempt this quest. <i>Reward:</i> Go up a level, draw a card and gain an expert quest mark.skipcard hr/The Falling Trash Mystery (14)/Action-Quest/If your effective level is high enough to complete this quest, flip a coin and call it. If you lose the flip, you fail this quest anyway. Return it to your hand instead of discarding it. <i>Reward:</i> Go up a level, draw two cards and gain an expert quest mark.skipcard hg/Kentucky-style derby (+1)/Equipment-Hat/skipcard hg/Meat cowboy hat (+2)/Equipment-Hat/skipcard hg/Traffic cone (+3)/Equipment-Hat/Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 2 or higher.skipcard hg/Miner's helmet (+4)/Equipment-Hat/Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 3 or higher.skipcard hg/f3d0r4 (+5)/Equipment-Hat/Can only be equipped by a Moxie class adventurer at Level 3 or higher.skipcard hg/Mohawk wig (+6)/Equipment-Hat/Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.skipcard hg/Star hat (+7)/Equipment-Hat/Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.skipcard hg/Sweet ninja sword (+1)/Equipment-Weapon/skipcard hg/Rubber axe (+2)/Equipment-Weapon/skipcard hg/Flaming crutch (+3)/Equipment-Weapon/Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 2 or higher.skipcard hg/Crowbarrr (+4)/Equipment-Weapon/Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 3 or higher.skipcard hg/Oversized pizza cutter (+5)/Equipment-Weapon/Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer at Level 3 or higher.skipcard hg/Potato pistol (+6)/Equipment-Weapon/Can only be equipped by a Moxie class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.skipcard hg/Ridiculously huge sword (+7)/Equipment-Weapon/Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.skipcard hg/Studded leather boxer shorts (+1)/Equipment-Pants/skipcard hg/Frilly skirt (+2)/Equipment-Pants/skipcard hg/Filthy corduroys (+3)/Equipment-Pants/Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 2 or higher.skipcard hg/Paper plate-mail pants (+4)/Equipment-Pants/Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 3 or higher.skipcard hg/1337 7r0uZ0RZ (+5)/Equipment-Pants/Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer at Level 3 or higher.skipcard hg/Yakskin pants (+6)/Equipment-Pants/Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.skipcard hg/Star pants (+7)/Equipment-Pants/Can only be equipped by a Moxie class adventurer at Level 4 or higher.skipcard hg/Boris's ring (+2)/Equipment-Accessory/Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer.skipcard hg/Jarlsberg's earring (+2)/Equipment-Accessory/Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer.skipcard hg/Sneaky Pete's breath spray (+2)/Equipment-Accessory/Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer.skipcard hg/Shiny ring (+1)/Equipment-Accessory/Can only be equipped by an adventurer with a beginner quest mark.skipcard hg/Badass belt (+2)/Equipment-Accessory/Can only be equipped by an adventurer with an intermediate quest mark.skipcard hg/Mr. Accessory (+4)/Equipment-Accessory/Can only be equipped by an adventurer with an expert quest mark. When you play this, discard a card.skipcard hr/Pet bugbear (4)/Action-Monster/skipcard hr/Knob Goblin elite guard (5)/Action-Monster/If you fail to defeat this monster, discard a card.skipcard hr/Orcish frat boy (6)/Action-Monster/skipcard hr/BASIC elemental (7)/Action-Monster/If you fail to defeat this monster, discard a card at random. If you defeat this monster, gain a level.skipcard hr/sabre-tooth goat (9)/Action-Monster/If you fail to defeat this monster, discard a card. If you defeat this monster, gain a level.skipcard hr/Snowman ninja (11)/Action-Monster/If you fail to defeat this monster, discard a card. If you defeat this monster, gain a level.skipcard hr/Goth giant (13)/Action-Monster/If you fail to defeat this monster, discard two card. If you defeat this monster, gain a level and draw a card.skipcard hr/Topiary golem (15)/Action-Monster/If you defeat this monster, gain a level and draw a card.skipcard hr/Tripped over a rock/Action-Complication/Well, not <i>every</i> adventure is going to be exciting. Discard two cards or you're knocked out and unable to continue.skipcard hr/Robbed by a lowercase L/Action-Complication/Those guys are extremely annoying. Discard two cards or you'll have to return to town to restock on supplies.skipcard hr/Stalked by the beast with 1,000,000 ears/Action-Complication/You have no hope of killing it or escaping...without a distraction, that is. Either destroy a piece of Equipment in play that you control or discard an Equipment card from your hand or you'll have to turn back.skipcard hr/Pygoscelis protection racket/Action-Complication/At a crossroads, you encounter a Perfectly Legitimate toll booth operated by the Penguin Mafia. Either destroy a piece of Equipment in play that you control or discard an Equipment card from your hand as a "donation" or they won't let you pass.skipcard hr/Cursed by the RNG/Action-Complication/Lady Luck gave you the finger today. You automatically lose any coin flip.skipcard hr/A slight case of poisoning/Action-Complication/You were stung by a mayonnaise wasp in Seaside Town and poisoned slightly. Not bad enough to make you quit, but it is annoying. The difficulty rating of the current quest is increased by 2.skipcard hr/Damage-resistant monsters/Action-Complication/Jick just implemented damage-resistant monsters in the area, totally ruining the game forever. The difficulty rating of the current quest is increased by 2.skipcard hr/Apathy/Action-Complication/You just really don't feel like doing this quest. The difficulty rating of the current quest is increased by 2, but whatever.skipcard hr/PvP/Action/Choose another player. Compare your effective level against his/hers; either of you may use Actions or abilities to increase level. If your level is highest, you may either go up a level or take a card at random from the loser's hand. If your level is lowest or there's a tie, you lose a level.skipcard hr/PvP/Action/Choose another player. Compare your effective level against his/hers; either of you may use Actions or abilities to increase level. If your level is highest, you may either go up a level or take a card at random from the loser's hand. If your level is lowest or there's a tie, you lose a level.skipcard hr/PvP/Action/Choose another player. Compare your effective level against his/hers; either of you may use Actions or abilities to increase level. If your level is highest, you may either go up a level or take a card at random from the loser's hand. If your level is lowest or there's a tie, you lose a level.skipcard hr/PvP/Action/Choose another player. Compare your effective level against his/hers; either of you may use Actions or abilities to increase level. If your level is highest, you may either go up a level or take a card at random from the loser's hand. If your level is lowest or there's a tie, you lose a level.skipcard hb/Magical Mystical Hippy Stone/Thing/You may not play PvP cards or be the target of PvP cards. Action: Destroy this Thing.skipcard hb/Barbed-wire fence/Thing/You gain +1 in all PvP matches.skipcard hr/Potion of temporary gr8ness/Action/Play this at any time to gain +4 to a single Quest or Monster encounter.skipcard hr/Dyspepsi-cola grenade/Action/Play this at any time to gain +4 to a single Quest or Monster encounter.skipcard hr/Scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil/Action/Play this at any time to gain +4 to a single Quest or Monster encounter.skipcard hr/Tomato juice of powerful power/Action/Play this at any time to gain +3 to a single Quest or Monster encounter.skipcard hr/Plot hole/Action/Play this at any time to gain +3 to a single Quest or Monster encounter.skipcard hr/Box of sunshine/Action/Play this at any time to gain +3 to a single Quest or Monster encounter.skipcard hr/Rollover/Action/Draw one Quest card from the discard pile.skipcard hr/Rollover/Action/Draw one Quest card from the discard pile.skipcard hr/Jick dropped the database/Action/Oops! All data rolls back. Each player must either lose a level or give up a quest mark. Level 1 players with no quest marks are unaffected, the lucky n00bs.@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Kingdom of Loathing deck into the Dvorak Engine.