To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeckskipcard hb/Scopa!/Thing/One point.skipcard hb/Scopa!/Thing/One point.skipcard hb/Scopa!/Thing/One point.skipcard hb/Scopa!/Thing/One point.skipcard hb/Scopa!/Thing/One point.skipcard hb/Scopa!/Thing/One point.skipcard hb/Seven of Coins/Thing/One point.skipcard hb/The Box/Thing/One point. <i>How do you do this thing again?</i>skipcard hb/Most Cards/Thing/One point.skipcard hb/Most Coins/Thing/One point. <i>Is this a coin?</i>skipcard hb/Fifteen two/Thing - Cribbage points/Two points. <i>Fuck.</i>skipcard hb/Fifteen two/Thing - Cribbage points/Two points.skipcard hb/And a pair/Thing - Cribbage points/Two points.skipcard hb/Two for his nibs./Thing - Cribbage points/Two points.skipcard hb/One for his knob/Thing - Cribbage points/One point. <i>Teehee, knob</i>skipcard hb/Run of two/Thing - Cribbage points/Two points.skipcard hb/Run of three/Thing - Cribbage points/Three points.skipcard hr/Long Black/Thing - Coffee/Two points. Real men get to hold an extra card in their hand.skipcard hr/Long Black/Thing - Coffee/Two points. Real men get to hold an extra card in their hand.skipcard hr/Mocha/Thing - Coffee/Half a point.skipcard hr/Mocha/Thing - Coffee/Half a point.skipcard hr/Marshmallows/Thing/One point. You may only play this if you have a coffee which is not a Long Blackskipcard hr/Marshmallows/Thing/One point. You may only play this if you have a coffee which is not a Long Blackskipcard hr/Marshmallows/Thing/One point. You may only play this if you have a coffee which is not a Long Blackskipcard hr/Latte/Thing - Coffee/One point.skipcard hr/Latte/Thing - Coffee/One point.skipcard hr/Latte/Thing - Coffee/One point.skipcard hr/Cappucino/Thing - Coffee/One point.skipcard hr/Cappucino/Thing - Coffee/One point.skipcard hr/Hot Chocolate/Thing - Coffee/Two points. No caffeine; you may only play one action or one thing each turn.skipcard hr/Double shot/Thing - Coffee/One point. Youmaydrawtwocardseachturn.skipcard hb/Stats Assignment/Thing - Assignment/-1 point.skipcard hb/Comp Assignment/Thing - Assignment/-1 point.skipcard hb/Modelling Assignment/Thing - Assignment/-1 point. <i>What are we supposed to be doing exactly?</i>skipcard hb/Troy Assignment/Thing - Assignment/-2 points.skipcard hb/Take Home Exam/Thing - Assignment/-1 point.skipcard hb/Weekly Tasks/Thing - Assignment/-2 points.skipcard hb/Nicole's old notes/Thing/Destroy all stats assignments. Stats assignments may not be played while this card is in play.skipcard hb/Crowded Table/Thing/Everybody's maximum hand size is reduced by one.skipcard hr/Card, card, card, card, card, card/Action/Target player must draw a card within one seconds. If they do not, you may draw a card.skipcard hr/No, we're playing Briscola/Action/Destroy the Seven of Coinsskipcard hr/Scopa, Bitches!/Action/Search the discard pile for a Scopa! and put it in front of youskipcard hr/Merlo closing time/Action/End the game. You may only play this card if you have a coffee.skipcard hr/Shit!/Action/A coffee has been spilt, destroy target coffee. <i>Shit!</i>skipcard hr/Have you seen the comic in today's <i>The Australian</i>?/Action/Draw two cards.skipcard hr/Whoops, wrong name/Action/Give control of target coffee to target player.skipcard hr/Michael!/Action/Target player has inadvertantly said the wrong thing. That player may only play one card in their next turn.skipcard hr/Michaeled/Action/Target player discards all point cards from their hand.skipcard hr/Supermichaeled/Action/All point cards in play are destroyed.skipcard hr/Oops, there's one missing/Action/All players discard their hands and are dealt five new cards.skipcard hr/Sorry about the wait on that one/Action/Search the draw pile for a coffee and put it in your hand.skipcard hr/Toss the Boss/Action/Flip a coin. If you guess it correctly you may search the draw pile for a coffee and put it in to play under your control.skipcard hr/Ace of Trumps/Action/Take an Italian card from in front of each player.skipcard hr/Meeting with your supervisor/Action/Target player skips their next turnskipcard hr/I don't understand this game/Action/Choose one: either play two Actions or two Things from your hand this turn.skipcard hr/They're already shuffled/Action/Look at the top five cards of the draw pile and put them back in any order.skipcard hr/Political conversation/Action/All players with a Latte may draw a card.skipcard hr/An Ian hint/Action/Destroy all Comp Assignments.skipcard hr/Fire Drill/Action/Everyone gets an extension, destroy all assignmentsskipcard hr/Barista in Training/Action/Destroy all coffees. ''Eww, this is burnt. Hey, where's all the chocolate?''skipcard hr/No, I'll just watch this one/Action/Target player skips their next drawskipcard hr/Muggins/Action/Search the discard pile for any Cribbage points and put them in front of youskipcard hr/Haven't you got a class?/Action/Target player discards two cardsskipcard hr/To be fair/Action/All players draw a card and then discard a card.skipcard hr/All Nighter/Action/Destroy all your assignments, skip your next turn.skipcard hr/Crushing Insult/Action/Destroy a Thing.@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Is It Coffee Time Yet deck into the Dvorak Engine.