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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Glue Trap infinite_dvorak thing Thing When this enters play, put two copies of Glue (#11603) into each opponent's control, and one copy into your hand. When Glue Trap is destroyed, its destroyer gains control of a copy of Glue. from Kevan's Glue Spray (#1601) Binarius Stay Awake infinite_dvorak thing Thing A player may take two different Actions on their turn. When a player does so, they lose an Insanity token. If they do not do so, they gain an Insanity token with "Your maximum hand size is decreased by 1 for each of your Insanity tokens." from Zt's No Time to Sleep (#1602) Binarius Glue infinite_dvorak thing_office_supply Thing - Office Supply Once per turn, when a player discards a card, they gain control of a copy of Glue. When you would draw your first card on your turn, roll 1d6: if you control at least as many Glues as the result, you instead draw a copy of Glue. If you control any water-related Things or play a water-related Action, your Glue dissolves into the discard pile. Binarius March of Overwhemling Tides infinite_dvorak action Action For each player, choose a Thing they control. Then return all things not chosen this way to their controller's hands. JakeTheWolfie March of Unrelenting Riches infinite_dvorak action Action Each player draws 25 cards. JakeTheWolfie March of Disconserted Madness infinite_dvorak action Action Each player chooses a card in their hand, then discards all cards not chosen this way. JakeTheWolfie Aggro infinite_dvorak thing Thing Play attached to a Thing you control. When an effect could target attached Thing, it does so. If the targeting player destroys attached Thing, they draw Aggro. Otherwise, move it to the discard pile. Binarius Social Butterfly infinite_dvorak thing Thing Once per turn, when you play a living Thing or your second card on your turn, draw a card. When Social Butterfly is targeted, you may extend the targeting effect to target Thing you control and/or either target living Thing you don't control or a random Thing you don't control. Binarius Fail to Fit In infinite_dvorak action Action Destroy target Thing. Return target Thing you control to your hand, preferring a living Thing. Discard a card and draw a card. Binarius Dark Cloak infinite_dvorak thing_disguise Thing - Disguise O Disguise - As this enters play, move the top card of the draw pile into your control face down under this thing. The face down card under Dark Cloak is a Black Sapient Thing. Action, Destroy Dark Cloak: If the face down card is a Thing, you may turn it face up. Otherwise, reveal that card, move it to your hand, and you may play that card this turn. JakeTheWolfie Deceitful Cloak infinite_dvorak thing_disguise Thing - Disguise O Disguise - As this enters play, move a card from your hand into your control face down under this thing. The face down card under Deceitful Cloak is a Colorless Typeless Thing. Destroy Deceitful Cloak: Reveal the face down card. You may play that card as though it were your turn. If you don't, discard it. JakeTheWolfie Wedding Gown infinite_dvorak thing_disguise Thing - Disguise O Disguise - As this enters play, move a card from your hand into your control face down under this thing. The face down card under Wedding Gown is a White Sapient Thing. When Wedding Gown leaves play, reveal the face down card. You may play that card as though it were your turn. If you don't, discard it. JakeTheWolfie Super Fang infinite_dvorak action_normal Action - Normal 9S Target opponent discards half the cards in their hand, rounded down. If you control a Pokémon, choose and destroy half that player's tokens, rounded down. ChippyYYZ Bite infinite_dvorak action_dark Action - Dark 4B Choose target opponent and flip a coin. On a heads, they skip their next turn. If you control a Pokémon, they discard a card on a tails. ChippyYYZ Snooze Button infinite_dvorak thing Thing 2S When a Thing would enter play under an opponent's control, instead press and discard Snooze Button and put that Thing on the bottom of that player's deck ''(if they don't have a deck, that card becomes their deck)''. ChippyYYZ Mind's Protection infinite_dvorak thing Thing If a Thing you control would be destroyed, you may discard a thing from your hand instead. JakeTheWolfie Endless Staircase infinite_dvorak thing Thing Indestructible. At the beginning of each turn, put a step counter on Endless Staircase. Then, if it's your turn, look at cards on the top of the deck equal to the number of step counters on Endless Staircase. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of the deck in any order. JakeTheWolfie Predicted Object A infinite_dvorak thing Thing When you discard cards from your hand or from your control, you may play an additional Action this turn if they are all made by the same creator. "You may move it Up Their Sleeve, but I don't like Meta as evidence of it." - Unexplained note. JakeTheWolfie Draw! infinite_dvorak action Action You and target opponent draw a card. Either of you may reveal a card in hand that is a weapon or can destroy a Thing or force an opponent to discard. For each who does, the other discards their hand. Draw a card. Binarius Evasive Action infinite_dvorak reaction Reaction Play immediately in response when a Thing you control would be destroyed. Return it to your hand instead. If it would have been destroyed by an opponent's effect, you may play up to two different Actions targeting that opponent or their Things. Binarius Firing Solution infinite_dvorak action Action Target Thing. If you target that Thing before the end of your next turn, destroy it. Binarius Demanded Answers infinite_dvorak action Action 2A Refresh - At the beginning of your next turn, you may turn any number of face down cards you control face up. Non-Things turned face up this way are discarded. As an additional cost to play Demanded Answers, turn 2 things you control face down. Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose an Action from their hand and play that card. JakeTheWolfie Idea Tapper infinite_dvorak thing Thing O Refresh - At the beginning of your turn, you may turn any number of face down cards you control face up. Non-Things turned face up this way are discarded. Turn 4 other face up Things you control face down: Draw a card JakeTheWolfie Conflict Escalator infinite_dvorak thing Thing 5P Refresh - At the beginning of your turn, you may turn any number of face down cards you control face up. Non-Things turned face up this way are discarded. As an additional cost to play Conflict Escalator, turn 5 Things you control face down. Whenever a Thing you control is targeted, destroy it and up to two other Things. JakeTheWolfie Peck infinite_dvorak action_flying Action - Flying 4P Target opponent discards a card. You may play an additional Action this turn. If you control a Pokémon, draw a card. ChippyYYZ Drill Peck infinite_dvorak action_flying Action - Flying 9D Target opponent discards two cards. If you control a Pokémon, you may play an additional Action this turn. ChippyYYZ Creeping Mold infinite_dvorak thing Thing 2C At the start of each player's turn after drawing, they turn a Thing they control face-down. Then, if they control at least 3 face-down Things and no face-up Things, destroy Creeping Mold. No more than one of each player's Things may be turned face-up each turn. from Kevan's Creeping Mould (#1627) ChippyYYZ Binarius's "Lucky" Coin infinite_dvorak thing Thing Whenever a random decision would be made, you decide instead. Whenever a coin would be flipped or a die rolled, you may flip or roll repeatedly until you get a result that satisfies you. from Zt's Andrew's Lucky Coin (#1628) Binarius Frost Warning infinite_dvorak thing Thing When this enters play, each player may return to their hand a Thing vulnerable to injury from ice or cold. At the beginning of your turn, destroy Frost Warning and one such thing in each player's control. Binarius Draw? infinite_dvorak action Action When you play this, the next player draws it. When each player has played this card consecutively, the game ends. Binarius Cheap Plastic Angel infinite_dvorak thing Thing You can't lose the game and your opponent's can't win the game. JakeTheWolfie Peek-a-boo infinite_dvorak thing Thing Face down Things don't exist while they are face down. JakeTheWolfie Irradiated Spring infinite_dvorak thing Thing When a player draws a card except the first card they draw during their turn, they discard two cards. JakeTheWolfie Wrap infinite_dvorak action_normal Action - Normal 4W Target opponent can't play Action abilities during their next turn. You may return this card to your hand. If you control a Pokémon, you may play an additional Action ability this turn. ChippyYYZ Coil infinite_dvorak action_poison Action - Poison 4C Return Coil to your hand and reveal it. While Coil is revealed in your hand, your maximum hand size is increased by 2, or by 3 if you control a Pokémon. ChippyYYZ Real Estate Agent infinite_dvorak thing Thing 5R When this enters play, turn two Things you control face-down. Whenever you play a Building, Location, or Terrain, draw a card, then either spend 3 tokens or 1 Money token or put a card from your hand into play face-down as a blank Thing. Action: Gain a Money token for each face-down Thing you control. ChippyYYZ Reactive Spillage infinite_dvorak thing Thing Whenever a player plays a Thing besides the first Thing they play on their turn, they destroy two of their Things. JakeTheWolfie Contaminated Specimen infinite_dvorak thing Thing At the beginning of your turn, discard a card, then target Living Thing becomes a copy of Contaminated Specimen. Action: Destroy two cards named Contaminated Specimen. JakeTheWolfie Sludging infinite_dvorak action Action Each player discards two cards. JakeTheWolfie Lofty Perch infinite_dvorak thing Thing You may access High Places. When you are targeted by an opponent who cannot, you may draw a card. When a tangible Thing you control would be destroyed, you may instead return it to your hand and discard a card unless its destroyer can access High Places. Binarius Strategize infinite_dvorak action Action Each player reveals an Action in their hand or reveals their hand. You may play an Action revealed in this way. If you do, you may have target opponent play another Action revealed in this way. Binarius Nocturnal infinite_dvorak thing Thing Play attached to target Thing. Attached Thing is face down during your turns. Binarius Artistic Denouncement infinite_dvorak thing Thing As Artistic Denouncement enters play, name a creator. Player's can't play cards with the named creator. All Things made by that creator are blank and face down. That creator cannot win the game or cause other players to lose the game. JakeTheWolfie Curation infinite_dvorak action Action Name a creator and discard X cards. Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal X plus one cards from the chosen creator, put those cards from that creator into your hand, then put the rest on the bottom of the deck in a random order. If you discarded your hand this way, instead reveal cards until you reveal X plus three cards from the creator. JakeTheWolfie Gone Fishing infinite_dvorak action Action Name a creator. Each player that has a card from that creator may reveal them. You put those cards into your hand, then they draw cards to replace them. If an opponent did not reveal a card this way, draw a card and they discard a card. JakeTheWolfie Concerted Will infinite_dvorak action Action View the draw pile's top three cards, draw one of them, and write down the name of another. Target opponent draws three cards and chooses one of them to reveal to you. If it is the noted card or the one you didn't view, they play that card and you play a copy, then you both gain two Mana tokens and you gain a Combo token. Binarius The Fool on the Hill infinite_dvorak thing Thing Thing and Action - World Spinning Round: Draw a card. When you play a card you drew this way, discard any other cards you drew this way. Binarius Surprise Me infinite_dvorak thing Thing Action: If target opponent has any cards in their hand that have not been revealed to you, they reveal one of them to you and may not play that card on their next turn. Binarius Charm infinite_dvorak action_fairy Action - Fairy 5C Choose target opponent, then return Charm to your hand and reveal it. While Charm is revealed in your hand, the last chosen player's max hand size is reduced by 1. If you control a Pokémon, their max hand size is reduced by 2 instead, and each other opponent's max hand size is reduced by 1. ChippyYYZ Volt Tackle infinite_dvorak action_electric Action - Electric 0V Discard a card. If you do, target opponent discards three cards from their hand. If you control a Pokémon, draw a card. ChippyYYZ Burning The Candle At Both Ends infinite_dvorak thing_fire Thing - Fire 6B When you play an Action or Thing besides the first on your turn, you may flip a Thing you control face-down. Once during your turn, you may play an additional Action by putting a face-down Thing you control into the discard pile. When you do, gain a Flame token. ChippyYYZ Fast Recharge infinite_dvorak thing Thing Draw a card at the end of your turn if you did not do so last turn. Binarius Reward Points infinite_dvorak thing Thing At the end of your turn, you may discard any number of cards with digits in their cornervalues if the sum of the highest digit in each is at least 10. If you do, draw as many cards as you discarded. Binarius Reward Miles infinite_dvorak thing Thing At the end of your turn, you may discard any number of cards with a total of at least 100 words of ruletext. If you do, draw as many cards as you discarded. Binarius Surge of Moments infinite_dvorak action Action Choose any number of actions in the discard pile. You may play them this turn as though they were in your hand and as though you had extra actions to play this turn. JakeTheWolfie Grave-Wrought Fencing infinite_dvorak thing_wall Thing - Wall O Defensive - You and other non-walls you control can't be the target of actions or abilities your opponents control. Cards can't leave the discard pile except by the discard pile being shuffled to form a new deck. JakeTheWolfie Guardian Rails infinite_dvorak thing_wall Thing - Wall O Defensive - You and other non-walls you control can't be the target of actions or abilities your opponents control. Cards can't have their controller's changed. JakeTheWolfie The Brains of the Operation infinite_dvorak thing Thing When an opponent would draw their second card during their turn, you instead draw a card and give them a card from your hand. Binarius Depot infinite_dvorak thing_building Thing - Building This enters play under no one's control with a number of Crate tokens with "Action: Destroy this and draw a card" equal to three times the number of players. Gain control of one of them when you play this. Thing (global): Take delivery of one of the depot's crates. Binarius Training Grounds infinite_dvorak thing_location Thing - Location When this enters play, gain control of copies of Training Dummy (#7314) and Training Dummy (#9714) if you have none. When you play an Action that targets no opponents and only training-related Things, draw a card. Binarius Thunder infinite_dvorak action_electric Action - Electric 7T Destroy target Thing, chosen randomly from among all non-token Things in play. If you control a Pokémon, instead choose randomly from among all non-token Things you don't control. ChippyYYZ Lone Shooter infinite_dvorak thing Thing 1L When this card enters play, create a copy of Shoot (#1662) and put it on top of the discard pile. Opponents can't draw, return, or play cards named Shoot from the discard pile. from Corrigan's Shoot (#1662) ChippyYYZ Psychic infinite_dvorak action_psychic Action - Psychic 7P Look at target opponent's hand. They discard a card of their choice. If you control a Pokémon, instead they discard a card of your choice. ChippyYYZ Game-Breaking Bug infinite_dvorak thing Thing When a player would draw their second card during their turn or would draw a card outside of their turn, they fail to. Instead, the next time they play a card, it is removed from the game; flip a coin to see if it takes effect first. When a player with no cards in hand would draw a card, they draw the card most recently removed from the game this way, if any, or else the top card of the draw pile. Binarius Technological Proliferation infinite_dvorak thing Thing When a player draws at the beginning of their turn, they also draw a copy of the first Thing played last turn. Binarius Cornered Beasts infinite_dvorak thing Thing 7R Once per turn, when a player plays a card with a cornervalue, they may discard a card to destroy target Thing with no cornervalue. You may do so without discarding if you have the fewest cards in hand or the fewest Things. from Bucky's Cornered Beast (#1666) Binarius Universal Standard infinite_dvorak thing Thing All other things are a copy of Universal Standard for as long as Universal Standard is in play, except they are named Standardized Thing. JakeTheWolfie Traveling Academic infinite_dvorak thing Thing Target opponent gains control of Traveling Academic: Draw a card. Activate this ability only when it's your turn. JakeTheWolfie Thought Linkage infinite_dvorak thing Thing Each player's hand size is equal to one plus the number of things they control. Players can't draw cards if it would put them above their hand size. JakeTheWolfie Rollout infinite_dvorak action_rock Action - Rock 7R Choose target player and flip a coin. For each heads, that player discards a card. Return Rollout to your hand if you flipped less than three coins, or less than four if you control a Pokémon. When you play Rollout during your next turn, flip an extra coin for each coin you flipped for this one. ChippyYYZ Crush Claw infinite_dvorak action_normal Action - Normal 9C Target player chooses a non-token Thing they control. If you control a Pokémon, first choose two of their non-token Things for them to choose between. Destroy that Thing. ChippyYYZ Prize Counter infinite_dvorak thing Thing 2P Action: Gain a Ticket token and roll 1d6. You may spend that many tokens to gain a token of any type. When you begin your turn in control of 3 different Things that are Gold, Food, or Cheap Plastic (including one of each), and at least 3 different tokens that are none of those, you win the game. From gill_smoke's Prize Kiosk (#1672) ChippyYYZ Veer Off Course infinite_dvorak reaction Reaction Play immediately in response when a Thing is chosen to be targeted. Choose another valid target randomly instead. Binarius You Can't Get There From Here infinite_dvorak action Action Destroy target Building, Location, or Terrain. Opponents may not play any until your next turn. Draw target Thing in the discard pile. Once before your next turn, when an opponent plays a Thing, you may have it switch places with target Thing in the discard pile. Binarius Quantity Over Quality infinite_dvorak action Action Target player discards a card. Their opponents choose one of the draw pile's top ten cards, shuffling afterward. That player draws five copies of that card and five blank Things. They have no maximum hand size until their next turn. Binarius Mind's Manifestation infinite_dvorak thing Thing Play with your hand revealed. Mind's Manifestation has all text of all Things in your hand. For each Action in your hand, Mind's Manifestation has an activated ability with that Action's text and a cost of Action JakeTheWolfie Timed Detonation infinite_dvorak thing Thing Remove Timed Detonation from play with 3 time counters on it. At the beginning of each turn, you may remove a time counter from Timed Detonation. Then, if it has no time counters on it, destroy all things and move Timed Detonation to the discard pile. JakeTheWolfie Adventure to the Promised Future infinite_dvorak action Action Create a Time token with "Destroy this token and another thing you control: Take an extra turn after this one." Then, if you have 10 or more Time tokens, you win the game. Shuffle Adventure to the Promised Future into the top 10 cards of the deck. JaketheWolfie Ice Ball infinite_dvorak action_ice Action - Ice 7I Choose target player and flip a coin. For each heads, that player discards a card. Return Ice Ball to your hand if you flipped less than three coins, or less than four if you control a Pokémon. When you play Ice Ball during your next turn, flip an extra coin for each coin you flipped for this one. ChippyYYZ Icicle Spear infinite_dvorak action_ice Action - Ice 1I Flip coins, choosing a different target Thing for each coin, stopping when you either get a heads, run out of valid targets, or flip 5 coins. On a heads, destroy the targeted Thing. If you control a Pokémon, you don't have to stop when you flip your first heads. ChippyYYZ Day Planner infinite_dvorak thing_office_supply Thing - Office Supply MTWTF When this enters play, look at the top 7 cards of the deck. Discard two of them, then shuffle the rest and put them on the bottom of your deck ''(if you don't have a deck, those cards become your deck)''. At the start of your turn after drawing, look at the top card of the deck. You may put it on the bottom of your deck. ChippyYYZ Acclamation infinite_dvorak action Action Draw a number of cards equal to the number of sentient Things in play plus one, and discard all but one of them. from Kevan's Ask the Audience (#1682) Binarius Staple Remover infinite_dvorak thing_office_supply Thing - Office Supply Action: Separate a Thing in play from a card it is attached to or on top of. Binarius Grease the Wheels infinite_dvorak action Action Each opponent gains two Money tokens. Play two different Actions. Binarius Hush Money infinite_dvorak action Action Create a Money Token attached to target thing with "Attached Things has no card text. When this token leaves play, destroy Attached Thing." JakeTheWolfie Protection Racket infinite_dvorak thing_equipment Thing - Equipment Attached Thing has "Whenever this Thing targets an opponent's Thing, destroy that Thing unless that player gives you a card from their hand into your hand." and "Action: Target a Thing." Equip - Action, Thing: Attach Protection Racket to target Living Thing you control. JakeTheWolfie Reflective Mirror infinite_dvorak thing_equipment Thing - Equipment Attached Thing has "Thing: Destroy all Tokens you control named Reflection, then create a Token that's a copy of this Thing, except it's named Reflection." Equip - Action, Thing: Attach Reflective Mirror to target Living Thing you control. Why would I ever need anything more than me? JakeTheWolfie Captivate infinite_dvorak action_normal Action - Normal 9C Target opponent gives you control of one of their non-token Things. If you control a Pokémon, you choose which of their Things they give you. ChippyYYZ Earth Power infinite_dvorak action_ground Action - Ground 0E Discard cards from the top of your deck, or the main deck if you don't have one, until a Thing and an Action are discarded. That many times, choose an opponent with the most cards in hand and have them discard a card. If you control a Pokémon, draw one of the top four cards of the discard pile. ChippyYYZ Mental Toybox infinite_dvorak thing Thing Thing: Reveal your hand until the end of your turn. Things in your hand are considered to be in play while revealed this way, except they can't use abilities and can't be destroyed by opponents' effects. from Kevan's Box of Tricks (#1690) Binarius Gimme Your Lunch Money infinite_dvorak action Action Target opponent gives you a Money token or an edible Thing or reveals their hand to you and lets you take a card from it. Binarius Power in Your Corner infinite_dvorak thing Thing 3W If you control at least four Things with cornervalues, once during your turn, you may designate exactly four of them Corners. If you have four Corners and their cornervalues each contain a letter in this card's title, they are indestructible. If you have four Corners and their cornervalues have no symbols in common, this has "Action: Destroy target Thing with no cornervalue." from Kevan's Corner (#1692) Binarius Four Moves Ahead infinite_dvorak thing Thing 4F When this enters play, if your deck contains fewer than four cards, draw cards from the main deck equal to the difference and put them on the bottom of your deck in any order. Whenever you play a card, if your deck contains fewer than four cards, look at the top card of the main deck. You may put that card on the bottom of your deck or the main deck. ChippyYYZ Double Kick infinite_dvorak action_fighting Action - Fighting 0D Target player sets aside two random cards from their hand. At the end of that player's next turn, they return those cards to their hand and discard one of them. If you control a Pokémon, this Action may target an additional player. ChippyYYZ Poison Jab infinite_dvorak action_poison Action - Poison 9P Target player discards a card. If you control a Pokémon, they also gain a Poison token. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have them gain a Poison token. Each player flips a coin for each of their Poison tokens and discards a card for each tails. ChippyYYZ Rageflame infinite_dvorak thing Thing After an opponent causes you to discard a card or lose control of a Thing, if the number of cards in your hand is half of your maximum hand size or less, gain a Flame token and during your next turn Rageflame has "Action: Destroy target Thing." Binarius Demand to Speak With the Manager infinite_dvorak action Action Target opponent turns a living Thing they control face down if possible and reveals their hand to you. They choose a card in their hand. You may direct them to play it: you make any decisions required. Binarius Off-By-One Error infinite_dvorak action Action -1 Each opponent discards a card. Draw a card. Add or subtract 1 from a number on a Thing in play or the next card you play this turn. You may play another Action this turn. Binarius All-Consuming Blade infinite_dvorak thing_equipment Thing - Equipment Attached Thing has "Turn this card face down: Target opponent destroys a Living Thing they control. If a Thing wasn't destroyed this way, destroy this thing and that player loses the game." At the beginning of your turn, you may turn the attached Thing face up. Equip - Action, Thing: Attach All-Consuming Blade to target Living Thing you control. JakeTheWolfie Latticing Axe infinite_dvorak thing_lattice_equipment Thing - Lattice Equipment Attached Thing is a Lattice in addition to its other types and has "Turn this card face down: Target player creates X Damage tokens with "If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game" where X is the number of Lattices you control unless they turn a non-Lattice Thing they control into a blank Lattice Thing." Equip - Action, Thing: Attach Latticing Axe to target Living Thing you control. JakeTheWolfie Army in Ruins infinite_dvorak action Action Destroy all Things. For each Thing destroyed this way, that Thing's controller creates an Equipment Thing with "Attached Thing has "Turn this card face down: Target opponent creates a Damage token with "If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game" unless that player destroys a Living Thing they control." Action, Thing: Attach this thing to target Living Thing you control. " JakeTheWolfie Confounded Speech infinite_dvorak thing Thing When this enters play, shuffle all Things in play together and deal them evenly into each player's control, plus one other group under no one's control. Any remainder enters play under no one's control. Effects targeting Confounded Speech have a 50% chance to fail. When an effect would target another Thing, choose the target at random. from Game and Watch Kirby's Tower of Babylon (#1702) Binarius The Long Quiet infinite_dvorak thing Thing Face down Things may not be destroyed by opponents. When this enters play, all other non-token Things turn face down. When a non-token Thing enters play, it does so face down. Then its controller turns one of their face down Things face up, chosen at random. Binarius Nerd Sniping infinite_dvorak thing Thing Action: Give target opponent an Action from your hand. While it is in their hand, they may not play Actions not given to them this way. They may discard it at the end of their turn. If they do, draw a card. Binarius Megahorn infinite_dvorak action_bug Action - Bug 8M Discard a card. Target opponent discards a random card, then discards a card of their choice. If you control a Pokémon, your opponent discards an additional random card. ChippyYYZ Metronome infinite_dvorak action_normal Action - Normal 9M Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal an Action or a Thing with an Action Ability. Shuffle the rest into the deck, then play that card. If its a Thing, activate one of its Action Abilities, then shuffle it into the deck if you still control it. Draw a card. If you control a Pokémon, draw an additional card. ChippyYYZ Weapons of War infinite_dvorak thing_equipment Thing - Equipment Attached Thing has "Turn this card face down: Target opponent gains a Damage token with 'If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game' unless that player chooses a Living Thing they control to be destroyed." At the beginning of your turn, you may turn the attached Thing face up. Equip - Action and Thing: Attach this to target Living Thing you control. ChippyYYZ Thought Injector infinite_dvorak thing_equipment Thing - Equipment Attached Thing has "Turn this card face down: Target opponent loses the game unless they destroy a living thing they control or draw a card. If a card was drawn this way, that player loses the game if they have more cards in hand than their maximum hand size. " At the beginning of your turn, you may turn the attached Thing face up. Equip - Action and Thing: Attach this to target Living Thing you control. JakeTheWolfie Gladiate infinite_dvorak action Action Choose target living Thing you control and target living Thing an opponent controls. Then destroy each chosen thing without an attachment. If no Things were destroyed this way, destroy all Things chosen this way. JakeTheWolfie Training Grounds infinite_dvorak thing_arena Thing - Arena Arena - All living things have "Turn this thing face down: Target opponent creates a Damage token with "If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game." unless that player destroys a Living Thing they control. " At the beginning of each player's turn, they may turn any face down things they control face up. Players don't lose the game due to having 10 or more Damage tokens. JakeTheWolfie Our Heroic Adventurers infinite_dvorak thing Thing When a living Thing you control would be targeted, you may discard a card from your hand or the top card of the draw pile. If you discard an Action this way, prevent the targeting effect on that Thing. Binarius Their Brutish Invaders infinite_dvorak thing Thing When a living Thing enters play under an opponent's control or an opponent's living Thing uses an ability, you may discard a card from your hand or the top card of the draw pile. If you discard an Action this way, that opponent returns that Thing to their hand. Binarius Mapping Expedition infinite_dvorak thing Thing Once per turn, when a Building, Location, or Terrain is played, you may draw a card. When you draw a Building, Location, or Terrain, you may play it immediately without cost or play it immediately into any opponent's control. Action: Gain control of target vehicle if you have none. Binarius Skydiver's Airspace infinite_dvorak thing_arena Thing - Arena Arena - All Living Things have "Turn this card face down: Target opponent loses the game unless they turn a living thing they control face down." At the beginning of your turn, put a time counter on this card. Then, if it has 5 or more time counters on it, destroy it, all living things, and all face down things. JakeTheWolfie Mindrotted Drone infinite_dvorak thing_living Thing - Living 2 Attack - Turn this card face down: Target opponent creates a Damage token with "If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game. " Unless that player destroys a Living Thing they control. At the beginning of your 2nd next turn, Turn Mindrotted Drone face up. JakeTheWolfie Soulwalking Fields infinite_dvorak thing_arena Thing - Arena Arena - All physical things are Living Things, and they have "Turn this card face down: Target opponent creates a Damage token with "If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game. " unless that player destroys a Living Thing they control." At the beginning of each player's turn, they may turn any number of Things they control face up. JakeTheWolfie Moonlight infinite_dvorak action_fairy Action - Fairy 9M Draw until you either reach your maximum hand size or draw 5 cards. Draw an additional card for each moon in play. If you control a Pokémon, you may play an additional Action this turn. If you control a moon, don't lose control of it this turn. ChippyYYZ Will-O-Wisp infinite_dvorak action_fire Action - Fire 9W Place a Flame token on target Thing. Attach this card to that Thing until it leaves play. When an Action ability of the attached Thing is activated, its controller flips a coin. On a tails, that Action ability has no effect. ChippyYYZ Spy Plane infinite_dvorak thing Thing 8S When this enters play, look at target player's hand. Players with a Math Problem are wary of planes and can't be targeted by Spy Plane. Action: Look at the top 3 cards of target player's deck. If they have fewer than 3, move cards equal to the difference from the top of the main deck to the bottom of their deck first. You may return this card to your hand. ChippyYYZ Drone Truck infinite_dvorak thing Thing Play into target player's control face down and note the names of up to three cards in your hand. When this turns face up while in play, it is destroyed and the player who originally played it may discard cards from their hand whose names were noted this way. For each, they may destroy a Thing you control, preferring weapons, equipment, or living Things. Binarius Ball—Board Balance infinite_dvorak thing_math_problem Thing - Math Problem Two boards are joined at an edge, the joint resting on the ground with an angle α between the ground and board A and an angle β between board A and board B. A ball rests between the boards. For any given value of α, find the value of β that minimizes the normal force exerted on the ball by board B. Binarius Now Wait Just a Second infinite_dvorak action Action Pause the game for one second. Binarius Innocence infinite_dvorak thing_incarnation Thing - Incarnation If another face up thing you control would be destroyed, turn it face down instead. When Innocence leaves your control, you may flip any number of face down cards you control face up. JakeTheWolfie Last Goodbye infinite_dvorak action Action Remove target thing from the game if it was returned from the discard pile. JakeTheWolfie Graveyard Disfigurer infinite_dvorak thing Thing If a card would be returned from the discard pile to any other zone, return a random legal target from the discard pile to that zone instead. JakeTheWolfie Burger Emperor infinite_dvorak thing Thing Action: Produce a copy of Burger (#11732), Fries (#11733), or Soda (#11734). Action: Serve target opponent a fast food Thing you control. Action: Eliminate target opponent with three different fast food Things. from Zt's Empire of Fast Food (#1726) Binarius Circuitous Circumcenters infinite_dvorak thing_math_problem Thing - Math Problem Four coplanar points, no three of them collinear, determine four triangles. Identify these triangles’ circumcenters and take them as the vertices of four new triangles; identify their circumcenters, and so on. Characterize the iterative behavior of this system in terms of the geometry of the four initial points. Binarius Flirt With Disaster infinite_dvorak action Action Choose a number between 1 and 6, then roll 1d6. If the result is your number, discard your hand. Otherwise, draw a card and return Flirt With Disaster to your hand. Binarius We must have it infinite_dvorak action Action Gain control of target thing an opponent controls. That player may create up to 25 money tokens. JakeTheWolfie Cheap Plastic Idol infinite_dvorak thing Thing As long as you control Cheap Plastic Idol, if a player would win the game, you win that game instead. If Cheap Plasic Idol would be destroyed, it's destroyer gains control of it instead. JakeTheWolfie Cheap Plastic Army Guy Figurine infinite_dvorak thing Thing Turn this card face down: Destroy target living Thing. It's controller creates a token copy of this Thing. At the beginning of your next turn, turn this card face up. JakeTheWolfie Burger infinite_dvorak thing Thing When you consume this, discard a random card and draw a card. If you control any other fast food, Action and Thing: Consume this. Otherwise, Action: Consume this. If an opponent controls Burger Emperor (#11726), once per turn when you draw a card, they may draw a card and discard a card. Binarius Fries infinite_dvorak thing Thing When you consume this, discard a random card and draw a card. If you control any other fast food, Action and Thing: Consume this. Otherwise, Action: Consume this. When an opponent who doesn't control Burger Emperor (#11726) takes a card from you, you may have them gain control of a copy of Fries with that. Binarius Soda infinite_dvorak thing Thing When you consume this, discard a random card and draw a card. If you control any other fast food, Action and Thing: Consume this. Otherwise, Action: Consume this. If you don't control Burger Emperor (#11726), all of your soda decreases your maximum hand size by 1 through the end of the turn you consume this. Binarius Frost Breath infinite_dvorak action_ice Action - Ice 1F Each opponent may not play both Things and Actions during their next turn. If you control a Pokémon, whenever an opponent would draw cards during their next turn, they gain that many Ice tokens instead. ChippyYYZ Dazzling Gleam infinite_dvorak action_fairy Action - Fairy 3D Each opponent discards a card. Return one of those cards to your hand. If you control a Pokémon, opponents choose which card to discard randomly. ChippyYYZ Pore Over Ancient Texts infinite_dvorak thing Thing 0P Action: Discard a card from your hand. If its card number is equal to or less than one of the below thresholds, follow the lowest applicable line. *6524 (Year 10), draw a card. *3879 (Year 2), draw 2 cards. *1637 (Year 1), draw 3 cards. *479 (Month 1), destroy this and draw 7 cards. ChippyYYZ Ancient Portal infinite_dvorak thing Thing Whenever a card is played, if it's card number is greater than 5,000, remove it from the game. That player creates the card with that card's number modulo 5,000 and play it. JakeTheWolfie Recasting the Ancients infinite_dvorak action Action Remove all Things from play. For each Thing with a card number removed this way, it's controller creates a card with a card number modulo 5,000 that card number. If it's a Thing, they may put it into play. Otherwise they put that card into their hand. JakeTheWolfie Buckshoot infinite_dvorak action Action Each player loses the game unless they destroy a living thing they control. From Corrigan's Shoot (#1662) JakeTheWolfie Sing infinite_dvorak action_normal Action - Normal 4S Each opponent flips a coin. On a tails, that player skips their next turn. If you control a Pokémon, choose a player who flipped tails. That player gives you a random card from their hand. ChippyYYZ Play Rough infinite_dvorak action_fairy Action - Fairy 9P Choose target player and flip a coin. On a heads, they discard a random card. On a tails, they give you a card of their choice from your hand. You may return Play Rough to your hand and discard a random card. If you control a Pokémon, you may choose which card to discard from your hand instead. ChippyYYZ First-Decade Archivist infinite_dvorak thing_party_member Thing - Party Member 0F When First-Decade Archivist enters play, reveal the top 7 cards of the deck. Put the two with the lowest card numbers into your hand and discard the rest. When any Things you control with card number from 1-6524 are destroyed, return them to your hand and destroy First-Decade Archivist. ChippyYYZ They Speak Through Us infinite_dvorak thing Thing Whenever an opponent plays a card from the first year of the Infinite Dvorak Deck (card number less than or equal to 1637), you and that opponent draw a card. If a player draws a card from the first year this way, they may play it immediately without cost. Whenever you play a card from the first year, draw the topmost card from the first year in the draw pile, shuffling afterward. Binarius Set the Tone infinite_dvorak thing Thing During their turn, opponents may only draw a card after their first of the turn, activate Action abilities, or destroy a Thing they don't control if you did so during your most recent turn. Binarius Dvorak Historical and Archival Society infinite_dvorak thing Thing Action (global): Each player chooses a Thing they control or a card they reveal from their hand. Reveal from the draw pile as many cards with card number less than or equal to 1637 as there are players. In order of precedence beginning with the chosen card with the lowest card number, each player may draw one of these. Shuffle the draw pile. Binarius Hive Nexus infinite_dvorak thing Thing Whenever a player takes a game action, each other player takes that same game action. (Drawing cards, destroying things, and creating tokens are game actions. If a card is played, each other player creates a copy of that card to play.) JakeTheWolfie Dissolution infinite_dvorak thing Thing Things can't enter play JakeTheWolfie Life's Taxes infinite_dvorak thing Thing All Actions have an additional cost of destroying a living Thing that player controls. JakeTheWolfie Bronze Idol infinite_dvorak thing Thing Indestructible. If Bronze Idol would be destroyed or leave your control, the player who caused this gains control of it unless you discard a card as an offering to retain its favor. A player who does not control an idol may not win the game. Binarius Use It And Lose It infinite_dvorak action Action Target Thing's controller activates one of its abilities. Then destroy that Thing. Binarius Coming Up Next infinite_dvorak action Action Reveal as many cards from the top of the draw pile as there are players. Binarius Confuse Ray infinite_dvorak action_ghost Action - Ghost 0C Choose target player. The first time on their next turn that they would play a card or activate an Action or Thing ability, they instead reveal their hand and play a card of your choice. If you control a Pokémon, they must play a card or activate an Action or Thing ability that turn if able. ChippyYYZ Leech Life infinite_dvorak action_bug Action - Bug 9L Target opponent gives you a random card from your hand. If you control a Pokémon, you instead look at their hand and they give you a card of your choice. ChippyYYZ Beach Life infinite_dvorak thing Thing 9B This enters play with a Sand token, a Water token, and a token named for an alcoholic drink of your choice on it. You may spend a: Sand token when you would gain control of a Thing to put it in the discard pile instead; Water token instead of discarding down to your maximum hand size; Drink during your turn to shuffle your hand into the deck and draw that many cards. ChippyYYZ Sea Spray infinite_dvorak thing Thing When this enters play and at the beginning of your turn, each player gains a Water token and a Wind token. Players who control a ship may play an extra Action during their turn. Binarius Shifting Winds infinite_dvorak thing Thing When this enters play, give any combination of players a total of six Wind tokens. Players who control two or more may not play Things. Players who control three or more may not play cards. Players who control no Wind tokens may not play Action abilities other than the following. Action (global): Roll 1d6 and move any combination of Wind tokens a total of that many steps forward in turn order. Binarius Catch a Wave infinite_dvorak action Action You may play this without cost if you have already played an Action this turn. Specify an Action in your hand (you do not need to reveal it). If you play it during your next turn, you may draw a card and return Catch a Wave to your hand. Binarius Air Slash infinite_dvorak action_flying Action - Flying 8A Choose target opponent and flip a coin. On a heads, they skip their next turn. If you control a Pokémon, they discard a card on a tails. ChippyYYZ Sweet Scent infinite_dvorak action_normal Action - Normal 0S Until the start of your next turn, you and your Things can't be chosen as targets by opponents. If you control a Pokémon, you may return this card to your hand. ChippyYYZ Sand Castle infinite_dvorak thing_earth_building Thing - Earth - Building 0S When this enters play, flip a Thing you control face-down and put 2 Sand tokens on it. When a Thing you control would be destroyed, you may spend a Sand token to prevent its destruction. Whenever the last Sand token is removed from a face-down Thing, flip that Thing face-up. Forbidden by all tournament venues, but still legal under Beach Chess rules. ChippyYYZ Experience Bank infinite_dvorak thing Thing When you would draw a card, you may instead put the draw pile's top card under Experience Bank unseen. When Experience Bank leaves play, draw all cards under it. Action: Draw all cards under Experience Bank. Binarius Toy Shovel infinite_dvorak thing Thing Toy Shovel counts as a spade. Action: Gain a Sand token. Action: Spend a Sand token. You may discard the top card of the draw pile. Draw the top card of the discard pile if it is a tangible Thing. Action: Spend a Sand token to play a Thing into target opponent's control. from Pongo's Sneaky Planting (#1763) Binarius Ship in a Bottle infinite_dvorak thing Thing If Ship in a Bottle is destroyed, its destroyer must discard a card for each part of it you have constructed. If it was completed, the next time they would draw a card, they draw a replacement copy of Ship in a Bottle and give it to you. Action: Attach a Keel or Hull token. Action and Thing: If you have a Keel and a Hull, attach a Masts, Rigging, or Sails token. Binarius Relaxatives infinite_dvorak thing Thing Destroy Relaxatives: Until your next turn, target Thing can't have its abilities activated. JakeTheWolfie Slip into a dream infinite_dvorak action Action Flip target thing face down. JakeTheWolfie Building an Empire infinite_dvorak thing Thing Building an Empire is indestructible. At the beginning of your turn, create a human, building, or money token. Then, if you control 10 or more sentient Things, 5 or more building Things, and 20 or more money Things, you win the game. JakeTheWolfie Solar Beam infinite_dvorak action_grass Action - Grass 9S If you have no Energy tokens: Gain an Energy token and return this card to your hand. If you control a Pokémon, draw a card. If you have any Energy tokens: spend all your Energy tokens and destroy target Thing. ChippyYYZ Petal Dance infinite_dvorak action_grass Action - Grass 0P Each opponent discards a card. Return Petal Dance to your hand and discard a random card. If you play a card not named Petal Dance during your next turn, discard Petal Dance unless you control a Pokémon. ChippyYYZ Kaleidomorph infinite_dvorak thing Thing 2K When Kaleidomorph enters play, reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal three Thing cards. Put those Things into play in a stack (first revealed on top) as a single Thing with the properties of only the top card, then shuffle the deck. When you would begin a turn, first put the top card of each Thing stack you control on the bottom of that stack. ChippyYYZ Casual Brilliance infinite_dvorak action Action Discard two or more cards. Draw that many cards and discard all but one of them. If you discarded your hand, draw back up to that many cards. Binarius Tough Act to Follow infinite_dvorak action Action If an opponent played more than two cards during their last turn and you have played no cards this turn, draw until you hold 7 cards and end your turn. You have no maximum hand size this turn. Binarius Where to Begin? infinite_dvorak action Action Reveal your hand to an opponent. They choose a card in their hand or yours. Play any number of cards starting with that one. Binarius Tireless Dancer infinite_dvorak thing Thing Whenever you play an action, remove it from play underneath Tireless Dancer. Then, copy any number of cards under Tireless Dancee and play them. Copies made this was are removed from play instead of being discarded. JakeTheWolfie Rambling Orator infinite_dvorak thing Thing Players may play any number of cards on their turn. If a player would play a card other than their first or second of the turn, you may copy that card. You may make new choices for the copy. JakeTheWolfie Mental Collapse infinite_dvorak reaction Reaction Play in response to an opponent playing their last card in hand. That player loses the game. JakeTheWolfie Shape Of My Heart infinite_dvorak thing_song Thing - Song 4S Swords count as spades. Inanimate Things that can destroy an opposing Thing count as clubs. Money tokens and gems count as diamonds. If a spade, a club, and a diamond are in play at the start of your turn, and you control none, you win the game. ChippyYYZ Stun Spore infinite_dvorak action_grass Action - Grass 9S Each opponent flips a coin. On a tails, that player draws a card instead of taking their next turn. If you control a Pokémon, opponents can't draw cards until your next turn. ChippyYYZ X-Scissor infinite_dvorak action_bug Action - Bug 8X Target opponent discards two cards. If you control a Pokémon, they choose randomly which cards to discard. ChippyYYZ Proof of Concept infinite_dvorak action Action Play a Thing. Return it to your hand at the end of your turn. You may play another Action. Binarius Eavesdrop infinite_dvorak action Action Once before your next turn, when an opponent draws a card, you may view it. Instead of playing a Thing during your next turn, you may return this card to your hand. Binarius Lucky Loser infinite_dvorak thing Thing If no one has been eliminated yet, the first player to be eliminated may rejoin the game. They start with three cards in hand. Binarius Wound Ripper infinite_dvorak thing Thing If a player would create one or more Damage tokens, that player creates that many Damage tokens plus one instead. All Damage tokens are indestructible. Action, Thing: Target player creates a Damage token with "If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game. " JakeTheWolfie Slash Out infinite_dvorak action Action If target opponent doesn't have at least 9 Damage tokens, that player creates Damage tokens equal to the difference. Those tokens have "If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game. " JakeTheWolfie Minor Duplimancy infinite_dvorak action Action Multiply - Choose any number of uniquely named tokens. For each of those tokens, it's controller creates a copy of that token. Draw a card. JakeTheWolfie Get to the Good Stuff infinite_dvorak action Action Reveal the top card of the draw pile and either draw it and end your turn or discard it and reveal the top card of the draw pile and either draw it and end your turn or discard it, etc. You may reveal up to five cards this way. Binarius Waste Heat infinite_dvorak thing Thing Waste Heat cannot be discarded. At the end of your turn, remove Waste Heat from the game. Binarius Strange Attractor infinite_dvorak thing Thing Whenever a card enters the discard pile, you may draw one of the discard pile's top 3 cards at random. If you do, discard a random card. If you discard the card you just drew this way, draw a copy of Waste Heat (#11787). Binarius Confusion infinite_dvorak action_psychic Action - Psychic 9C Choose two target opponents. They exchange hands. If you control a Pokémon, you may choose yourself as one of this Action's targets. ChippyYYZ A Pointless Game infinite_dvorak thing Thing 4A When a Thing enters play, one of its controller's opponents may reveal a card from their hand with a title containing a letter in that card's cornervalue, or if that Thing has an "R" in its cornervalue, a title not containing any such letters. The first player to do so that turn draws a card. From Gimlear's [[The Pointless Game deck ChippyYYZ Security Vulnerability infinite_dvorak thing Thing 1S You may access Security Doors. Action: Destroy Security Vulnerability and target Thing that was in play during your last turn if its card number has a 1 in its ten-thousands place. ChippyYYZ Localized Downpour infinite_dvorak action Action Target player gains 10 Water tokens. Destroy up to two of their Things that would be damaged by being left out in pouring rain for an hour. Binarius Marksman infinite_dvorak thing Thing You may discard a card at the end of your turn, after you have discarded down to your maximum hand size if necessary. If you do, during your next turn, Marksman has "Action: Destroy target Thing." from Kevan's Sniper Rifle (#1793) Binarius Under Maintenance infinite_dvorak thing Thing Action abilities read "Return this card to your hand." from Kevan's Decommissioning (#1794) Binarius Fleshweaver Jakus infinite_dvorak thing Thing Thing, Destroy a living thing you control: Return a living thing from a discard pile to your field. When that thing is destroyed, create a Protein token with "Destroy this token: You may play an additional living Thing or pay for a Thing cost this turn." "A crude imitation of life, what wretched thing allowed you to exist?" - Venti, Groundskeeper JakeTheWolfie Hungering Jakus infinite_dvorak thing Thing Thing, remove a Thing in a discard pile from the game: Create a token copy of the removed thing, except it's not living and doesn't have activated abilities. If the removed thing was a living thing, create a Protein token with "Destroy this token: You may play an additional living Thing or pay for a Thing cost this turn." Westvale Cemetery never suffers from overcrowding. JakeTheWolfie Jakus Familiar infinite_dvorak thing Thing When this thing enters or leaves play, you may discard a thing. If you do, return target thing from a discard pile to your hand. It knows not what is worthless and what is priceless, only that they are the same. JakeTheWolfie THE FOOL infinite_dvorak thing_major_arcana Thing - Major Arcana 0 At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, discard one or two cards, then draw that many. While this card is inverted, when you would discard a nonspecific card from your hand, you discard a random card instead. You become who you are needed to be in this moment. ChippyYYZ THE MAGICIAN infinite_dvorak action_major_arcana Action - Major Arcana I This Action can't be reacted to. Draw a card for each nontoken Thing you don't control. Play up to one card from your hand then end your turn. You achieve the impossible. ChippyYYZ THE HIGH PRIESTESS infinite_dvorak thing_major_arcana Thing - Major Arcana II At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, play the top card of the deck. It counts as one of your plays for the turn. While this card is inverted, when you play an Action, reveal the top card of the deck. If it's an Action, discard your Action and play that one instead. The supernatural acts through you. ChippyYYZ Bonacci's Bunnies infinite_dvorak thing Thing φ Action: If this ability has been activated at least twice, gain as many Bunny tokens as were created the last two times this ability was activated. Otherwise, gain a Bunny token. from gill_smoke's Fibonacci's Rabbits (#1801) and Leonardo of Pisa's Liber Abaci (1202) Binarius Call Into Question infinite_dvorak action Action 0O Return target Thing controlled by an opponent to their hand. They draw a card, then give you one of those two cards. Binarius Rewards Card infinite_dvorak thing Thing 0R Whenever you play a Thing, increment the number in Rewards Card's cornervalue. When it becomes 10, it resets to 0 and you may immediately play a Thing without cost. Binarius Lurking Ally infinite_dvorak thing Thing At the beginning of your turn, destroy another Thing you control. If you do, draw a card. JakeTheWolfie Shocking Realization infinite_dvorak action Action Draw 3 cards, then discard two cards unless you destroy a Thing you control. JakeTheWolfie Ancient Grave infinite_dvorak thing Thing When this thing enters play, remove a living or undead Thing from the discard. At the beginning of your turn, if you don't control a zombie token that's a copy of the removed thing, create that token. Those who fought valiantly to protect the township were given the privilege of continuing their work in death. JakeTheWolfie THE EMPRESS infinite_dvorak thing_major_arcana Thing - Major Arcana III At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, you may play an additional Thing this turn. While this card is inverted, whenever you play a Thing card, discard either a Thing card or a random card from your hand. You create something. ChippyYYZ THE EMPEROR infinite_dvorak thing_major_arcana Thing - Major Arcana IV At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, you may discard two cards to destroy target Thing. While this card is inverted, when a Thing an opponent controls would go to the discard pile, shuffle it into the deck instead. You break something. ChippyYYZ THE HEIROPHANT infinite_dvorak thing_major_arcana Thing - Major Arcana V At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, look at one card from the top of the deck for each opponent you have. You may rearrange them. While this card is inverted, whenever you draw your second card in a turn, discard a random card. You discover something. ChippyYYZ Unscramble infinite_dvorak thing_puzzle Thing - Puzzle 0U Oh no! This card's ruletext has been scrambled. Can you put the words back in the correct order? card a Action: card. draw and a Discard Binarius Parkour infinite_dvorak thing Thing 2T When you play your first Action card on your turn, discard the top card of the draw pile and you may play it if it is an Action. Binarius Bottomless Coffee Pot infinite_dvorak thing Thing 3S This enters play with a Caffeine token. Action (global): Gain a Caffeine token. When a player's hand is empty, they may do the following without cost: Action (global): Draw a card for each of your Caffeine tokens (maximum 3), then spend one. The cards you most recently drew this way do not count toward your maximum hand size. from Tweed Cap's Coffeeshop with Free Refills (#1812) and fanofphilosophy's Coffee Cup (#405) Binarius THE LOVERS infinite_dvorak thing_major_arcana Thing - Major Arcana VI At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, you may reveal the top two cards of the deck, draw up to one that's a Thing, and discard the rest. Discard it if it's in your hand at the end of your turn. While this card is inverted, when you would play your second card in a turn, play a random card instead if possible. You are faced with two paths. ChippyYYZ THE CHARIOT infinite_dvorak thing_major_arcana Thing - Major Arcana VII At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, draw a card if you are above your maximum hand size. While this card is inverted, your maximum hand size is reduced by 1. You exceed your own limits. ChippyYYZ JUSTICE infinite_dvorak thing_major_arcana Thing - Major Arcana VIII At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, draw a card if more of your opponents have more Things than you than have fewer. While this card is inverted, the first card you discard since starting your turn goes into the hand of an opponent with fewer Things than you. The situation becomes more fair. ChippyYYZ Faceless Presence infinite_dvorak thing Thing 8X Play into any player's control. If you do not control a sentient Thing, Action (global): View your hand. If you do control a sentient Thing, Action: View target opponent's hand and move a sentient Thing into their control until your next turn. from Tyrethali's No Reflection (#1816) Binarius Dying Monologue infinite_dvorak reaction Reaction Play in response to being eliminated. It immediately becomes your turn, and you are eliminated at the end of it. from the Vampire Cliché deck Tyrethali, added by Binarius Unscramble II infinite_dvorak action_puzzle Action - Puzzle 0S Oh no! This card's ruletext has been scrambled. Can you put the words back in the correct order? cards and one Draw them. of discard two Binarius Maniacal Laughter infinite_dvorak action Action Discard a card, then draw two cards. Your opponents can't play actions on their next turn. JakeTheWolfie Dangerous Invention infinite_dvorak thing Thing Action: Each player chooses a thing. Destroy a random thing chosen this way. If Dangerous Invention was destroyed this way, draw 2 cards. JakeTheWolfie The Reanimation of Jake infinite_dvorak thing Thing At the beginning of your turn and when this enters play, put a time counter on this thing. Then, do the following: 1 Time Counter - Each player discards 3 cards, then draws a card if they discarded a thing. 2 Time Counters - Choose a living thing in the discard pile and gain control of it. 5 Time Counters - The chosen thing loses indestructible, then destroy that thing. Destroy The Reanimation of Jake. JakeTheWolfie THE HERMIT infinite_dvorak thing_major_arcana Thing - Major Arcana IX At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, target Thing you control can't be chosen as a target until your next turn. While this card is inverted, opponents' Actions can't cause you to draw cards. Your actions isolate you. ChippyYYZ THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE infinite_dvorak thing_major_arcana Thing - Major Arcana X At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, rotate another random non-token Thing you control 180° clockwise. If it completes a clockwise rotation this way, play the top card of the deck. While this card is inverted, at the start of your turn, rotate each other Thing you control 90° counterclockwise. You are at the mercy of the fates. ChippyYYZ STRENGTH infinite_dvorak action_major_arcana Action - Major Arcana XI Destroy target Thing. If its controller controls more non-token Things than you, destroy another of their non-token Things of their choice. You triumph through force. ChippyYYZ Autograph Book infinite_dvorak thing Thing 8P Ask each player to sign below if they have not already done so. Binarius Unscramble III infinite_dvorak thing Thing 9N Oh no! This card's ruletext has been scrambled. Can you put the words back in the correct order? must target you. discard to a card Opponents Binarius Aura of Haste infinite_dvorak thing Thing 2T When this enters play, each player gains three Haste tokens. Haste tokens have "Once during your turn, you may spend a Haste token to play an Action." When an opponent spends a Haste token, draw a card and discard it if it is not an Action. from jtwe's Mass Haste (#1827) Binarius THE HANGED MAN infinite_dvorak action_major_arcana Action - Major Arcana XII If this card is revealed from the top three cards of the deck during your turn, put it into the previous player's hand. Reveal another card. Target player chooses a Thing they control. Destroy each other Thing they control unless that player discards all but one card from their hand. You must make an impossible choice. ChippyYYZ DEATH infinite_dvorak thing_major_arcana Thing - Major Arcana XIII At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, put the bottommost Thing in the discard pile into play under your control, then discard a different Thing you control. While this card is inverted, when an opponent's nontoken Thing is destroyed, they draw a card. Something ends, and something else begins. ChippyYYZ TEMPERANCE infinite_dvorak thing_major_arcana Thing - Major Arcana XIV At the start of your turn (after drawing), you may copy the effect of an Action ability that was activated since your last turn. While this card is inverted, when you play an Action card, target opponent may on their next turn use: Action: Copy that card's effect. You are met with an equal and opposite reaction. ChippyYYZ Security Fog infinite_dvorak thing Thing 6Z This enters play with a copy of Fog rule (#4648) attached. Once per turn, when you or a Thing you control is targeted, you may immediately put a Fog token on all of your other non-token Things. If a fogged Thing you control would be destroyed, the target is chosen randomly from your fogged Things. Binarius Brought Enough to Share infinite_dvorak action Action 2T Each opponent of target Thing's controller puts a copy of that Thing into their hand. Binarius Time Compression infinite_dvorak thing Thing 3B When Time Compression enters play and whenever all players' turns have ended, all players' turns begin concurrently. When Time Compression leaves play, begin your turn. Binarius Confounded Solution infinite_dvorak thing Thing Opponents must target you to discard a card. JakeTheWolfie Mind Reracking infinite_dvorak action Action As an additional cost to play this card, discard a card. Draw 2 cards. JakeTheWolfie Epiphany infinite_dvorak thing_incarnation Thing - Incarnation When Epiphany enters or leaves play, draw a card. Flip this Thing face down: Target opponent loses the game unless they destroy a living thing they control. If they do destroy a thing, destroy this thing. JakeTheWolfie The Beat Goes On infinite_dvorak thing Thing 7N At the end of your turn (before discarding down to your maximum hand size if necessary), if you played a Thing that turn, draw a card and discard it if it is not an Action. Binarius Cracks in the Sky infinite_dvorak thing Thing 8B Void tokens have "Attached Thing is considered blank." Insanity tokens have "Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1 for each of your Insanity tokens." At the end of each player's turn, a non-token Thing they control is chosen at random. If that Thing has no Void or Insanity tokens attached, that player chooses one to attach to it. If you control a sentient Thing, Action: Destroy a Void or Insanity token. Binarius Song of Silence infinite_dvorak thing Thing 9N When this enters play and at the end of your turn, you may destroy a Thing you control. If an opponent has no cards in hand and no Things in play, destroy Song of Silence. If you have no cards in hand and no other Things in play, you win. from Zaratustra's Elegy of Emptiness (#1839) Binarius THE DEVIL infinite_dvorak action_major_arcana Action - Major Arcana XV If this card is revealed from the top three cards of the deck during your turn, put it into the previous player's hand. Reveal another card. Target player gains four Debt tokens with the text "When you draw a card, discard it and destroy one of your Debt tokens." then returns any card from the discard pile to their hand. You get what you want at a price you can't afford. ChippyYYZ THE TOWER infinite_dvorak action_major_arcana Action - Major Arcana XVI If this card is revealed from the top three cards of the deck during your turn, put it into the previous player's hand. Reveal another card. If there are at least 5 times as many non-token Things in play as there are players, eliminate each player who controls the most. Regardless, destroy all Things. Something terrible happens. ChippyYYZ THE STAR infinite_dvorak action_major_arcana Action - Major Arcana XVII Choose up to two: *If you have one or no cards in hand, draw three cards. *If you control one or no Things, gain control of target Thing. *If it's not an extra turn, take an extra turn after this one. *Gain two tokens of any one type. A new path reveals itself. ChippyYYZ Fleet In Being infinite_dvorak thing Thing 1R You may play with Fleet In Being revealed in your hand. While revealed, you may play it immediately in response when an opponent targets you or Things you control. If an opponent would cause you to discard any cards or lose control of any Things, they flip a coin. On tails, they instead discard a card for each, or discard their hand if this effect is triggered on the turn Fleet In Being enters play. Binarius Along for the Ride infinite_dvorak thing Thing 9Q Once per turn, when you play a living Thing, you may either play another living Thing or draw a card. Whenever an opponent draws their second card on their turn, you may draw a card. Binarius They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To infinite_dvorak reaction Reaction 1I Play immediately in response when a Thing is destroyed. Reveal the top 20 cards of the draw pile. You may draw or play a Thing revealed this way with a lower card number than the destroyed card. Shuffle the draw pile. Binarius THE MOON infinite_dvorak action_major_arcana Action - Major Arcana XVIII If this card is revealed from the top three cards of the deck during your turn, put it into the previous player's hand. Reveal another card. Each player in turn order starting with you except for target player looks at the top four cards of the deck and puts one into their hand. Something unknown or unknowable interferes. ChippyYYZ THE SUN infinite_dvorak action_major_arcana Action - Major Arcana XIX You may remove any cards in your hand or Things you control from the game. Each player draws 4 cards. Draw an extra card for each card you removed from the game. If this is your first or second Action this turn, you may play an additional Action this turn. You are given cause to celebrate. ChippyYYZ JUDGEMENT infinite_dvorak action_major_arcana Action - Major Arcana XX If this card is revealed from the top three cards of the deck during your turn, put it into the previous player's hand. Reveal another card. Each player in turn order starting with you except for target player puts one of the bottom three cards of the discard pile into their hand. Eliminate each player with a Doom token. Your past failures catch up to you. ChippyYYZ Can't Measure Up infinite_dvorak action Action 6G If, after playing every Thing in your hand, you would still control fewer non-token Things than every opponent, play any number of Things in your hand. Draw a card for each Thing you play this way. Binarius Monster Under the Bed infinite_dvorak thing Thing 6X Play into target player's control. Once between your turns, if you did not activate this card's ability last turn: * When an opponent targets you, they may have you discard a card. * When an opponent targets a Thing you control, they may destroy it. Action - Check: See, there's nothing scary down there. ...Right? Binarius The Days Blend Together infinite_dvorak action Action 1O Discard down to your maximum hand size if necessary. Draw a card. You may play one Thing and/or one Action. Binarius Echoing Chamber infinite_dvorak thing Thing If a player would play an Action card, remove that card from the game, then that player plays a copy of all cards removed by this thing. JakeTheWolfie Brainweave infinite_dvorak action Action Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. Put the back in any order, then you may shuffle. Draw a card. JakeTheWolfie Droll Dredging infinite_dvorak action Action Put the top 5 cards of a deck into their discard pile. Put two of those cards into your hand. JakeTheWolfie Team-Building Exercise infinite_dvorak action Action 5G If you control at least two sentient Things, including yourself, draw a card for each (maximum 5). Binarius Lock Horns infinite_dvorak action Action 3N Until your next turn, draw a card for every Thing target opponent loses control of, and that opponent draws a card for every Thing you lose control of. You may play another Action this turn. Binarius Tactical Acumen infinite_dvorak thing Thing 3A At the end of your turn, if you played an Action card that turn, you may put the top Action under it in the discard pile into your hand and discard an Action. Binarius THE WORLD infinite_dvorak action_major_arcana Action - Major Arcana XXI Each player reveals their hand, then you may swap any number of cards in your hand with oppponents' cards. Gain control of all Things until the end of the turn. You may play an extra Action or Thing this turn. For a single moment, the world bends to your will. ChippyYYZ Dark Magic Wave infinite_dvorak action Action For each opponent, choose up to four target Things they control. Return the first to their hand, rotate the second 180° counterclockwise, and put the fourth on top of the third (they count as a single Thing with only the properties of the top card). ChippyYYZ Sock Puppets infinite_dvorak thing Thing Thing: Create a blank untitled Thing under any player's control. When it suits you, you control all blank, untitled, face-up Things instead of those Things' controllers. ChippyYYZ Verisimilitude infinite_dvorak thing Thing Verisimilitude enters play as a copy of target card. (If the target card is in another zone, this thing goes to that zone. If the target card is in the deck, this thing goes underneath it. If the target card is rotated or flipped, rotate and flip this card to match.) JakeTheWolfie Corefound Pact infinite_dvorak action Action Each player creates 10 token copies of Soulstone (#11880) They knew. This was the leverage they needed to wrangle in the gods. JakeTheWolfie Soulstone Foundry infinite_dvorak thing Thing When this enters play, create 3 token copies of Soulstone (#11880). Destroy a non-living thing and a living thing you control: Create a token copy of Soulstone (#11861). In truth, there was no leverage to be had. JakeTheWolfie When In Rome infinite_dvorak thing Thing X Whenever an opponent plays a card with an I, V, X, L, C, D, or M in its cornervalue, you may draw a card. X̄ = 10,000 M = 1000 DCCC = 800 LX = 60 IV = 4 ChippyYYZ Limited Foresight infinite_dvorak thing Thing 6L When this enters play, put the top 6 cards of the main deck on the bottom of your deck ''((if you don't have a deck, those cards become your deck). Play with the top card of your deck revealed. You may play the top card of your deck. ChippyYYZ Dredge The Undertow infinite_dvorak action Action 7D Reveal the top three cards of the deck, discard one of them, and put the rest on the bottom of the deck. If you discarded an Action this way, look at the top 7 cards of the deck. Otherwise, look at the top two. Put two of those cards into your hand, then shuffle the deck. ChippyYYZ Thought Laundering infinite_dvorak thing Thing If a player would draw a card except the first one on their turn, they put the top card of the deck onto the bottom of their deck. (If they don't have a deck, those cards become their deck.)'' JakeTheWolfie Roman Renumeration infinite_dvorak action Action You may play an additional Action this turn. When you next play a card this turn, copy that card N times, where N is either the largest Roman Numeral amongst all Things you control or 1. JakeTheWolfie Soulstone Angel infinite_dvorak thing Thing When this thing enters play, create 5 token copies of Soulstone (#11880). You can't lose the game as long as you control a thing named Soulstone. JakeTheWolfie Lucky Lucky Autographed Glow-in-the-Dark Snorkel infinite_dvorak thing Thing 1B When this enters play, target opponent gains control of a copy of jtwe's Box of One Dozen Starving Crazed Weasels (#1870). If the weasels attack you, the power of the snorkel protects you from needing to discard or destroy anything. Hey, you've got weasels on your face. Binarius Know Thyself infinite_dvorak thing Thing 2Q Thy maximum hand size is increased by 1. Opponents can't force thee to discard. Draw a card if thine hand be empty when thou endest thy turn. Binarius Afterglow infinite_dvorak thing Thing 1G When this enters play, it becomes a copy of the most recently destroyed Thing and gains "If this is targeted, it is destroyed." Binarius Afterimage infinite_dvorak thing Thing 0A This enters play as a copy of another Thing you control, except it gains "If this is targeted, or if you lose control of a card with the same title, destroy this card. ChippyYYZ Corrupting Reagent infinite_dvorak action Action 7C Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have up to three target tokens become Poison tokens. Two target players each gain a Poison token, then each player flips a coin for each of their Poison tokens and discards a card for each tails. ChippyYYZ Gas Leak infinite_dvorak thing Thing 7G When a Fire or Flame token is in play, or when a Fire card is played, destroy all Things. Action (global): Sniff Out - Look at the top two cards of the deck. If either has a 7 or a G in its cornervalue, reveal them both, draw them, and destroy Gas Leak. Otherwise, shuffle the deck. Nobody light a torch; I smell something. ChippyYYZ Get Ahead of Myself infinite_dvorak action Action 4L You may play up to two Things and two Actions this turn. When your turn ends, take an extra turn in which you may not play cards or activate abilities. Binarius Our Noble Populace infinite_dvorak thing Thing 5G Draw a card whenever a living Thing enters your control. When a living Thing you control uses an ability or turns face up, you may draw a card and discard a card. Binarius Their Backward Savages infinite_dvorak thing Thing 8W When a living Thing enters play under an opponent's control or an opponent's living Thing uses an ability, you may discard a card. If you do, its controller must either discard a card or turn that Thing face down until the beginning of their turn. Binarius Cavernous Celebration infinite_dvorak thing Thing At the beginning of each turn, each other player creates 3 token copies of Soulstone (#11880). When all player control 10 or more Soulstones each, remove Cavernous Celebration from the game. Riches and Fortunes always take their toll in the end. JakeTheWolfie Soulstone infinite_dvorak thing Thing Your opponents can't cause more than one thing you control named Soulstone to leave play. When this thing leaves play, if you control no things named Soulstone, you lose the game. A strange glimmer found in an underground mine, a ray of light shone from the walls JakeTheWolfie Owed age infinite_dvorak action Action 3WW Each player who controls the most things destroys them. Each player who has the most cards discards them. Each player who has the largest deck moves it to the discard pile. If you took game actions this way, return a card from the discard pile into your control, draw a card, and put the top 3 cards of the deck onto your deck. JakeTheWolfie Torchbearer infinite_dvorak thing Thing 2T When this enters play, attach it to target sentient Thing; it gains a Flame token. If the torch is extinguished, the player who caused this discards their hand. You may re-light it if you play another fire-related card, or if one is in play. When attached Thing leaves play, transfer this to another sentient Thing if possible. If there are none, the player who caused this is eliminated. Binarius Dominate Will infinite_dvorak action Action 3L Target opponent draws a card. View their hand and choose a card in it. When they would take their next turn, they instead play that card. Binarius Clearance Kick infinite_dvorak reaction Reaction 2G Play immediately in response when an opponent would destroy a Thing you control. Move it into target opponent's control instead. If that opponent is the one who would have destroyed it, draw a card. Binarius Hard Bargains infinite_dvorak thing Thing 2H Action: Choose target Thing you don't control. Its controller chooses a Thing you control besides Hard Bargains. Exchange control of those Things, then destroy Hard Bargains unless you spend 3 tokens or a Money token. from Kevan's Hard Bargain (#1885) ChippyYYZ Ideoform Mimic infinite_dvorak thing Thing 3I Ideoform Mimic enters play as a copy of another Thing in play, except it's only a copy of that Thing while you have at least 4 cards in hand. If Ideoform Mimic is destroyed while it's not a copy of another Thing, draw a card. ChippyYYZ Fade Away infinite_dvorak action_ninja Action - Ninja 8F Flip any number of Things you control face-down, then return any number of Things you control your hand. Draw two extra cards at the start of your next turn. ChippyYYZ Magic 8 Ball infinite_dvorak thing Thing 8T When you would cause another outcome to be decided randomly, you may first consult the Magic 8 Ball. Roll a d4, optionally discarding a card first to add 1 to the result. 4 - It is certain: Choose the outcome. 3 - Outlook good: Generate two random outcomes and choose one. 2 - Reply hazy: The 8 Ball is no help. 1 - Very doubtful: Generate two random outcomes and an opponent chooses one. Binarius Change of Plans infinite_dvorak action Action 7M Return a Thing you control to your hand. If you do, choose an Action in the discard pile that you have not played and put it into your hand. Binarius Gallivant infinite_dvorak action Action 1B Discard any number of cards and draw that many plus one. If you draw any Actions this way, play one of them. Binarius Untitled infinite_dvorak thing Thing Untitled infinite_dvorak action Action