To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeckskipcard hb/Steadfast Cadre/Thing/If a player only controls Things by one creator (excluding this card), they are indestructible.skipcard hg/No Peeking/Reaction/Play in response to an Action that would reveal or let a player look at cards in the deck or in your hand. Negate that Action. That Action's player discards a card.skipcard hr/Burnout Blast/Action/Remove target Thing from the game. If you've already played Burnout Blast in the last 8 hours, shuffle all Things you control and cards in your hand into the deck, then discard the top 5 cards of the deck.skipcard hb/Green Grass And High Tides/Thing/When a player would draw a card at the beginning of their turn, they may instead draw until they have four cards in hand. You may instead draw until you have five cards in hand.skipcard hr/Return to Sender/Action/Return target tangible Thing to its controller's hand.skipcard hb/Lava Cannon/Thing/Discard a card at the start of your turn. You must play an Action each turn. If you use an Action ability of another Thing, destroy it. Action: Destroy target Thing.skipcard hb/War of the Elders/Thing/Creators whose Things are controlled by the same player, and no opponents, are Allies. No player may play cards by creators that are Allied under an opponent's control. Action (global): If you control any Allied Things, destroy target Thing; its controller may prevent its destruction by returning one of their Allied Things to their hand.skipcard hg/Overextend/Reaction/Play in response to an opponent's Action and discard any number of cards from your hand. For each card you discard this way, they repeat that action. Draw a card for each card you discarded.skipcard hb/Uploader/Thing/At any time, if you haven't done so since you last began a turn, you may put a card from your hand or a Thing you control on top of the deckskipcard hb/Morse Code Intensifies/Thing/You may play an additional Action each turn. Discard a random card at the end of your turn if you played any Actions but didnt play an Action card or Action Ability by ChippyYYZ.skipcard hr/Shake the Tree/Action/Target opponent discards a random card. Draw a card; the opponent chooses whether you draw from the draw pile or the discard pile.skipcard hb/Mole/Thing/Play this card into target opponent's control. Whenever you draw a card, you must announce its title.skipcard hb/Paddlewheel Aerator/Thing/Whenever a card is played, rotate Paddlewheel Aerator 90° clockwise. When Paddlewheel Aerator completes a clockwise rotation, you may draw a card and discard a card.skipcard hr/Visit From Santa/Action/Each player draws a card. You may play an additional Action this turn.skipcard hr/Rudolph's Guidance/Thing/Non-rule effects can't prevent you from drawing cards, playing cards or Action Abilities, taking turns, or targeting Things.skipcard hb/Santa's Judgement/Thing/Whenever a player destroys a Thing they don't control or causes an opponent to discard a card, they become Naughty.<BR>At the end of your turn, rotate Santa's Judgement 120° clockwise. When Santa's Judgement completes a clockwise rotation, each Naughty player discards a card instead of taking their next turn. Remove this card from the game.skipcard hb/Frosty's Magic/Thing/Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn. If you have not yet done so, you may immediately play a card you draw in this way and draw another one. At the end of your third turn since you gained control of this card, it melts into the discard pile.skipcard hb/Figgy Pudding/Thing/When this card leaves play, each player may draw a card for each turn it was in your control, up to a maximum of three. You may draw another card and play one of the cards you drew. ("Traditionally prepared weeks in advance to allow its flavor to mature as it ages.")skipcard hr/And a Partridge in a Pear Tree/Reaction/Play immediately in response when a card would move from one player's hand to another's to take a random card from the donor's hand, or when a Thing in play would move from one player's control to another's to take control of another of the donor's Things.skipcard hb/99 reasons why/Thing/Play this on another thing. At the beginning of the owner of that thing's turn, they either destroy this and give you control of a copy of the thing under this, or they destroy this and the thing under this.skipcard hr/Enslav-ment/Action/Give everyone a copy of this card.skipcard hx/Experimental Death Cartoon/Thing/Action: Place an ink token on target thing. At the beginning of that thing's owner's next turn, they destroy that thing.skipcard hr/Spiteful Retort/Action/Destroy a Thing controlled by an opponent who has caused you to discard a card or lose control of a Thing since the end of your last turn.skipcard hb/Staggered/Thing/Play this into any player's control. You may not play Actions. After one full turn in control of this, you may put it in the discard pile instead of drawing at the start of your turn.skipcard hb/Headstone Mason/Thing/Whenever a non-token Thing is destroyed, its controller gains a token with its title. ("Destroy it if the Thing returns to play, unless it's a zombie.")skipcard hb/Double the Faxes!/Thing/Whenever any play would do an action, they do the action twice.skipcard hr/Tactical Suicide/Action/Eliminate yourself along with an opponent.skipcard hg/Contradict/ReAction/Whenever anyone would target an opponent's thing, you may cancel the action by playing this.skipcard hb/Sticky Bomb Attack/Thing/When you play this, play any number of cards from your hand face down onto target opponent's non-token Things as blank Things. At the beginning of your turn, destroy one blank Thing and the Thing attached to it. If you can't, put this card in the discard pile.skipcard hr/Atonement/Action/If you have ever destroyed any opponents' Things, you may give each such opponent a card from your hand. If you do, you may draw the same number of cards.skipcard hr/Enfeeble/Action/Target opponent draws a card and discards a card instead of taking their next turn.skipcard hr/Chippy Sucks lol/Action/Destroy anything from ChippyYYZ, and force anyone with cards from ChippyYYZ to discard them.skipcard hb/Computer Chip/Thing/Action: Eat. Destroy this. ("Tastes like Sour Cream and Onion")skipcard hb/Sour Cream and Onion/Thing/Action: Eat. Destroy this. ("Tastes like Computer Chip")skipcard hr/Boats Against The Current/Action/Each player, starting with you, returns a card from the discard pile to their hand. Each opponent who does so puts a card from their hand on top of the deck.skipcard hb/Reclamation/Thing/When Reclamation enters play or is destroyed, return another Thing card from the discard pile to your hand.skipcard hr/Lost And Found/Action/Swap the cards in your hand with the same number of cards from the top of the discard pile (this card is not counted as part of either).skipcard hr/Stick the Landing/Reaction/Play immediately in response when a Thing that entered play during your most recent turn would be destroyed. It remains in play; draw a card instead.skipcard hb/Emergency Teleport Pad/Thing/Action: Exchange target Thing with a Thing in your hand and destroy Emergency Teleport Pad.skipcard hb/Arcane Focus/Thing/If there is an Action card on this at the beginning of your turn, you may play it without cost. Action: Put an Action card onto this if it has none. Action: If there is an Action card on this, play it and return it to your hand.skipcard hb/fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck/Thing/When this has been in play for at least 5 rounds, eliminate yourself. Action: Give an opponent control of this.skipcard hb/Calendar from 1936/Thing/If January 1st of this year was on a Wednesday and it's a leap year, you win. Otherwise, draw a card then destroy this. ("Re-Usable every so and so years!")skipcard hr/Party Popper/Action/Gain 100 Confetti tokensskipcard hr/Seek Wisdom in Thyself/Action/Discard your hand. If you discard at least four cards, look at the top 10 cards of the draw pile and either put two of them into your hand and shuffle and replace the rest, or shuffle and replace them all and draw five cards.skipcard hb/Library of Binarius/Thing/When this enters play, draw until you have drawn 10 Things by Binarius and place them face up under this card; shuffle the rest into the draw pile. You may use the following ability for free when this enters play. Thing (global): Put a Thing under this into your control and return it at the start of your next turn. You may not borrow the same card two turns in a row.skipcard hb/Incantation of Protection/Thing/Play this onto target Thing. If attached Thing would be destroyed, it returns to its controller's hand instead.skipcard hb/Read The Runes/Thing/Action: Put the top card of the deck into the discard pile. If there are at least 5 Action cards in the discard pile, play the bottom-most one then remove it from the game.skipcard hb/Phantom Memory/Thing/Treat this card at all times as a copy of the bottom-most Thing in the discard pile, except it counts as intangible and nonliving. ("If the bottom-most Thing changes, so does this card.")skipcard hx/Dark Bargain/Action/Put the bottom three cards of the discard pile into your hand, then discard a random card. (""I want them back. I don't care what it costs me."")skipcard hr/Banish to the Past/Action/Move up to three cards in the discard pile to the bottom of the pile.skipcard hr/Relic Destruction/Action/Remove a card in the discard pile from the game.skipcard hb/Silence of the Ages/Thing/While there are cards in the draw pile, the discard pile may not be altered except by adding cards as they are discarded.skipcard hx/One of a Kind/Thing/skipcard hb/One of a Kind/Thing/skipcard hb/One of a Kind/Thing/skipcard hb/Oracular Consultation/Thing/Action: Sacrifice a card to roll a die. <BR>Opponents (1) each reveal a random card to you, or will not play (2) Actions or (3) Things during their next turn; target opponent (4) reveals their hand to you or (5) will not play anything during their next turn; or (6) look at the titles of the top four cards of the draw pile, put one into your hand, and replace the others in any order.skipcard hw/Angelic Blessing/Thing/When you play this, return an eliminated player to the game; they draw five cards. While they remain in the game, this card is indestructible and you may not be eliminated.skipcard hx/Void Prison/Action/Put the top card of the discard pile face down onto target Thing. Those cards count as a single blank Thing. Its controller gains a Void token.skipcard hr/Torrent/Action/Put the top three cards of the deck into play under your control face-down in a stack. They count as a single Thing with the text "Action: Put this Thing into your hand.skipcard hr/Seize/Action/Discard a random card. You control target player during their next turn (you see all cards that player could see and make all decisions for that player).skipcard hr/Hey Everybody, It's Christmas Time!/Action/Each player rolls a die, creates a copy of card number 7713+X, where X is the number rolled, and puts that card into their hand. You roll two additional dice and create two additional cards.skipcard hr/Holiday Rush/Action/Besides this card, you may play an Action and a Thing this turn, plus one additional card. Skip your next turn.skipcard hb/Bump Card/Thing/Whenever a non-token Thing is destroyed, its controller gains a Bump token. A player with more Bump tokens than cards in their hand must destroy them and skip their next turn.skipcard hr/Hand Morph/Action/Discard your hand. Target opponent discards a card. Put a copy of each card in their hand into your hand.skipcard hb/One of a Kind/Thing/skipcard hb/One of a Kind/Thing/skipcard hb/One of a Kind/Thing/skipcard hb/Bollard/Thing/Play this into any player's control. When you gain control of a non-token Thing, destroy it and Bollard.skipcard hr/Touch of Chaos/Action/Shuffle a random card from each player's hand together and deal one card to each player.skipcard hr/Rage Strike/Action/If you have fewer than three cards in your hand, destroy three of target player's Things minus one for each card in your hand.skipcard hb/One of a Kind/Thing/skipcard hb/One of a Kind/Thing/skipcard hb/One of a Kind/Thing/skipcard hm/Measure Twice / Cut Once/Thing/Action/As a Thing: When this enters play or at the beginning of your turn, put a Target counter on target Thing or return this card to your hand.<BR>As an Action: Choose target Thing. Flip a coin. On heads, destroy it. If it has a Target counter, the coin is automatically heads and this Action can't be negated or prevented from targeting or destroying that Thing.skipcard hm/Good Idea / Bad Idea/Thing/Action/As a Thing: Play into any player's control. Your maximum hand size is reduced by 2.<BR>As an Action: Draw four cards, then put this card into play under your control.skipcard hm/Moments Ago / Ages Ago/Thing/Action/As a Thing: Play this as a copy of the topmost Thing in the discard pile. It gains "When this would be destroyed, first play the topmost Action of the discard pile."<BR>As an Action: Play the bottom-most Action and the bottom-most Thing in the discard pile.skipcard hm/Bend in the Breeze / Break in the Gale/Thing/Action/As a Thing: When another of your Things would be destroyed, you may instead return both it and this to your hand.<BR>As an Action: Destroy target tangible Thing. Its controller returns another of their Things to their hand.skipcard hm/The Best of Times / The Worst of Times/Thing/Action/As a Thing: You may draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn.<BR>As an Action: Target opponent discards down to one card.skipcard hm/Ignite / Incinerate/Thing/Action/As a Thing: When this enters play or at the beginning of your turn, put a Flame token on target Thing or return this to your hand.<BR>As an Action: Destroy target Thing. If it had a Flame token, flip a coin for each adjacent Thing: on tails, it gains a Flame token and you may discard a card to return this card to your hand.skipcard hr/Outplay/Action/Target opponent reveals a card from their hand. You may play an additional card of that card's type this turn. When you play your second card of that type this turn, they discard the revealed card.skipcard hr/Bump/Action/Return target Thing to its controller's hand. You may either draw a card or play an extra Action this turn.skipcard hb/Hastened Advance/Thing/You may play two additional Actions each turn.<BR>Whenever you play your third Action or your second Action Ability in a turn, destroy Hastened Advance.skipcard hr/Descry/Action/Look at target opponent's hand or the top three cards of the draw pile.skipcard hr/Despoil/Action/Target opponent may return one of their Things to their hand. Then, starting with you and continuing in order, every other player may take control of one of their Things.skipcard hr/Maraud/Action/Look at each opponent's hand, starting with the next player in turn order, until you find a hand with at least one Thing. Take a Thing from it.skipcard hr/Bloodfixer/Thing - Dark Elf/Thing: Once before your next turn, you may prevent the destruction of another Thing. When you do, look at that Thing's controller's hand and choose a card. They discard that card.skipcard hr/Misleader/Thing - Dark Elf/When you or a Thing you control becomes the target of an effect, you may discard an Action card to choose a different target.skipcard hr/Fell Blade/Thing - Dark Elf/Untargetable.<BR>Turn: Name a non-Token card. Any Things in play with that name are put into the discard pile. Blank this card's text.skipcard hb/Eighteen Ton Weight/Thing/When you play this, destroy target Thing. Its controller returns one of their Things to their hand, and you return one of your Things to your hand. Eighteen Ton Weight cannot return to your hand, and only by using their entire turn can a player destroy it (and even then, only with great difficulty).skipcard hb/Brevity/Thing/Cards with ruletext longer than two lines may not be played.skipcard hb/Mandatory Fun/Thing/Read the word "may" on every other card as "must".skipcard hb/In The Line Of Fire/Thing/When this enters play, attach it to target Thing.<BR>Whenever a Thing would be destroyed, except by itself, roll a die. On a 4-5, destroy the attached Thing as well. On a 6, destroy the attached Thing <i>instead.</i> (""Keep your head down!"")skipcard hr/Suppressive Fire/Action/Each opponent rolls 2 d6s. Until your next turn, whenever an opponent plays a Thing or draws a card besides the first card of their turn, they roll another d6.<BR>For each 1 a player rolls this way, they discard a card. For each 6 a player rolls this way, destroy a Thing they control.skipcard hb/Heavy Machine Gun/Thing/Whenever an opponent plays a Thing or draws a card besides the first card of their turn, roll a d6. On a 1, that opponent discards a card. On a 6, destroy target Thing they control. <BR>Whenever a 1 or 6 is rolled this way, you may only play one card or ability on your next turn.skipcard hr/One Step Ahead/Action/Target opponent must give you an Action card if possible, or else reveal their hand to you.skipcard hb/Security Breach/Thing/Play this into any player's control. You must keep one card in your hand revealed at all times.skipcard hr/Hard Tackle/Action/Return target Thing to its controller's hand. Its controller discards a random card.skipcard hb/Veil Of Utter Secrecy/Thing/You aren't affected by effects that would cause you to reveal any cards in your hand or allow another player to look at any cards in your hand. (""████ of ███████ █████ █████ ████ for ███████" -[REDACTED]")skipcard hr/Step Through Shadows/Action/In any order: Draw a card, discard a card, and put the top card of the deck Up Your Sleeve.<BR><BR>You may return this card to your hand, or, instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may move two cards from Up Your Sleeve into your hand.skipcard hr/The Kinslayer/Thing - Dark Elf/Non-rule effects can't prevent you from playing Actions.<BR>When The Kinslayer is destroyed, return it to your hand and discard a random card.<BR>Action: Destroy a random non-token Thing you control and target Thing.@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 7701-7800 into the Dvorak Engine.