Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3601-3700 (Dvorax)

To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)

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skipcard hr/I'll Come In Again/Action/Choose a player. Return all of their non-token Things to their hand.
skipcard hb/Sudoku (X6)/Thing/If any player, during his/her turn, has exactly 9 non-token Things that each have a different digit from 1 to 9 in the cornervalue, and no other non-token Things, that player wins. %r Action Change a digit in a cornervalue you control to a random digit.
skipcard hb/Scrabble (S1)/Thing/If any player, during his/her turn, has exactly 7 non-token Things that each have a single letter in the cornervalue, and no other non-token Things, that player wins if he/she can demonstrate an English word (no proper nouns or abbreviations) made of those 7 letters. %r Action Replace up to 3 cornervalue letters you control with random Scrabble tiles from Kevan.org
skipcard hr/Technical Difficulties (R15)/Action Reaction/Discard to prevent an action of inanimate thing. When played as an action destroy an inanimate thing.
skipcard hb/Wardrobe Malfunction (J1/2)/Thing/Remove this card from the game to prevent an action.
skipcard hr/Fluffy cat/Thing/ (""It's my eating, sleeping, pooping fuzzy footrest" -Bub")
skipcard hb/Item Duplication Glitch/Thing/Action: Discard a card to replace the text of target thing with the text of another target thing. ("It's easy. Just put the item in the bank, save the game, then take it out of the bank and equip it, and...")
skipcard hb/Cheat Code Of *Omniscience*/Thing/You may not win the game. You may look through the deck or at any player's hand at any time.
skipcard hb/Infinite Money Glitch/Thing/You are considered to control a countably infinite amount of Money Tokens. ("...and go to the Dwarf Weaponsmith and sell him something, and when you're bartering choose option C each time, until...")
skipcard hb/Player Killfile (*plonk*)/Thing/No effect unless there are at least three active players. Write an opponent's name below. That player's Things, Actions, and plays in the game never affect you in any way. If only that player remains in the game with you, destroy this. %rKillfiled player: ________________. %r
skipcard hb/Designer Killfile (*plonk*)/Thing/Select a card designer. You may no longer play or control cards designed by that designer (destroy/discard all such). If you draw a card by that designer, discard it and draw again. No card by that designer may be used by another player to affect you or your Things or counter your Actions. %rKillfiled designer: ________________. %r ("Goldenboots won't STAY killfiled long.")
skipcard hb/Deadly Disease/Thing/Put a new disease token under your control at the end of every turn. Any player who controls ten or more disease tokens loses the game.%rAction: For every disease token you control, put half that many(rounded up) new ones under target opponent's control.
skipcard hb/AIG/Thing/At the start of every turn, take a money token from every opponent who has one. If nobody else has any money tokens, destroy this Thing, then gain 100 money tokens in executive compensation. ("Robbing the taxpayers blind since 2008.")
skipcard hb/Action Figure/Thing/You may perform an extra action every turn, but only if it is used for a Thing's action ability.
skipcard hb/Hungry Guest (h21)/Thing/At the beginning of your turn destroy a food item if able or destroy Hungry guest. Action: Destroy a food item remove one of your things from play.
skipcard hb/Cocktail Peanuts (F11)/Thing Food/When this is destroyed shuffle it into the draw pile.
skipcard hb/Mixed Nuts (F10)/Thing Food/When this is destroyed shuffle it into the discard pile.
skipcard hx/Cry Witch/Thing/Any player may use this card's Action Abilities. Action: Create a Witchery Token under target player's control. Action: Eliminate target player with at least 4 Witchery Tokens.
skipcard hb/Cheat Code of *Create Item*/Thing/You may not win the game. Thing: Search the deck for a thing and put it into your hand.
skipcard hb/Infinite Exp. Glitch/Thing/Action: Create a Monster Token and destroy it. Draw a card. ("...then enter the West room, kill one of them, then leave, then when you go in again...")
skipcard hg/Jealousy/Thing/You may skip your entire turn and discard your hand to take control of target Thing controlled by an opponent. %r Action and Thing Discard a card to use an Action or Thing ability of target opponent-controlled Thing. The opponent may not use this ability on his/her next turn.
skipcard hg/Spite/Thing/Any Thing with a Spite token on it may not use any Action abilities, and anyone claiming to win the game using ruletext from a Thing with a Spite token on it must toss a coin: heads they win, tails they are eliminated. Any player may move a Spite token off a Thing they control to any other Thing as the last act of their turn. %r Action Play a Spite token on a Thing you control.
skipcard hg/Malice/Thing/On any turn, you may choose to do any or all of the following: lose a turn, discard your hand, or destroy all of your non-token Things. Target opponent does the same. ("nyah nyah nyah NYAH nyah!")
skipcard hr/Simple Living/Action/If you control no Things and every opponent controls at least one, you win the game.
skipcard hb/Mortality/Thing/When this card is played, each player puts one Player token named after himself under his control. If a player's named token is destroyed, that player loses the game. If another player gains control of it, that player now plays out the other player's turn as if it were his own. (after all, he controls him)
skipcard hb/Communication Problems/Thing/As long as this card is in play, any player who says the word "card", "draw", "discard", "action", or "thing" must immediately discard a card.
skipcard hr/Punish the Arrogant (7Y)/Action/Destroy all non-Token Things.
skipcard hr/Purge the Weak (8Y)/Action/Destroy all Tokens.
skipcard hr/Humble the Proud (9Y)/Action/All players discard their hands.
skipcard hb/Low-Budget Game Show/Thing/If a player would win the game, they draw ten cards instead.
skipcard hb/Sad Violin/Thing/Action: If your hand is empty, draw a card.
skipcard hr/The Nostradamus Gambit/Action/Name a card. Reveal the top card of the draw pile - if it's the card you named, you win the game.
skipcard hb/Filibuster/Thing/When this comes into play, each player receives a Filibuster token. Any player may destroy a Filibuster token they control as a reaction to prevent the play of an Action card. Prevented player may take another action but may not play the prevented card this turn.
skipcard hx/Doomsday Clock (2355)/Thing/Comes into play with 5 Minute Tokens. Destroy a Minute Token at the beginning of each of your turns, and whenever a non-Token Thing is destroyed. When there are no Minute Tokens on this, the game ends and the player controlling the most living Things wins. If there is no such single player, the player with the most Money tokens wins, otherwise the game is drawn.
skipcard hr/Panic/Action/Return all living Things to their controllers' hands.
skipcard hg/Rutabegga (F15)/Thing Vegetable/If this is ever sacrificed for food get two money tokens. (""Why would you eat that?"-Bub")
skipcard hw/Hungry Ghost (h12)/Thing/You may play this on another. At the beginning of your turn destroy a food item if able or be eliminated. Action: Destroy a food item remove a thing from play.
skipcard hg/Star Fruit (F14)/Thing Food/If sacrificed for an action ability return it to your hand. (""Does anybody ever eat that?"-Bub")
skipcard hr/Power Nap/Action/Draw three cards and skip your next turn.
skipcard hr/Heroes' Feast/Action/Give each player 5 Food Tokens.
skipcard hr/Reocurring Nightmare/Action/If this card would be discarded, you may play it instead. Destroy a thing, return this card to your hand, and discard a random card.
skipcard hr/Brainwave Overload/Action/Discard a card. Each player with more than four cards in their hand discards half of their hand, rounded up.
skipcard hb/Tidy Up! (10X)/Thing/When this comes into play, each player must arrange all his/her tokens so that each token is on a Thing card (not this one). Tokens already on cards may not be moved. Any Thing with 10 or more tokens on it is considered to be blank. When a Thing is destroyed, all tokens on it are also destroyed. %r Global Action: rearrange your Tokens, except those created on a particular Thing.
skipcard hb/Can of Olives (exp2003)/Thing/This is a food item. However, for any purpose calling for a food item, this one may not be chosen ahead of anything else. ("I thought we gave that away to the last food drive!")
skipcard hb/Pursuit (Q1)/Thing/If available, place a stack of cards from any trivia question game next to the draw pile. Players may draw from either pile; if they choose a trivia card, another player will ask them all the questions on it. If a majority are answered correctly, player may choose a prize below:%r Prize 1 Draw three cards from the regular draw pile. %r Prize 2 Destroy a Thing you control.
skipcard hb/Remove the Head or Destroy the Brain/Thing/Whenever a living Thing would be destroyed, any player may discard a card. If no player chooses to, the Thing is not destroyed.
skipcard hr/T Bone Steak (F13)/Thing Food/When this is destroyed create a bone token and remove this card from the game.
skipcard hb/Artificial Reef (R88)/Thing/At the end of your turn you may create a fish token. (""I'm having fish for dinner tonight" -Bruce")
skipcard hb/Orange (F12)/Thing Food/May be discarded to satisfy an action ability
skipcard hr/Free Upgrade/Action/Destroy a non-token Thing you control. Look at an opponent's hand and take a Thing card from it, if they have one. Put it into play under your control.
skipcard hb/Soup Kitchen/Thing/Action: Create a Soup Token and give control of Soup Kitchen to the player with the least food. If multiple players tie for least food, you choose which one of them gets Soup Kitchen.
skipcard hr/Fire And Flames/Action/Target player discards two cards.
skipcard hb/Dual Wielding/Thing/You may not play things. You may play twice as many actions per turn. Action: Return this card to your hand.
skipcard hr/Bugles (F18)/Thing Food/When this comes into play, draw a card.
skipcard hb/Nervous Eater (h17)/Thing/Action: destroy a food item, play a thing.
skipcard hg/Carrots (F16)/Thing Vegetable/If this is ever sacrificed for food draw a card. (""Shouldn't this card be orange?" -Dan, Bub's Brother")
skipcard hb/Sentry/Thing/If an opponent's Thing would use an Action ability to destroy a Thing you control, the ability has no effect, and the opponent's Thing is destroyed instead.
skipcard hb/Dispenser/Thing/Action: Put a token of any type into play. If you have no cards in your hand, draw a card.
skipcard hb/Teleporter/Thing/At the end of any player's turn, you may put a non-token Thing you control on top of the draw pile.
skipcard hr/Mindshatter/Action/Put this card in target player's hand. They discard random cards until this card is discarded.
skipcard hb/Mindweave/Thing/All player's hands are pooled into one community hand. Maximum hand size is the sum of each player's max hand size. When this card leaves play or if the above ability stops for some reason, discard the hand and each player draws a card.
skipcard hb/Corrupted Hypermode/Thing/At the end of your turn, draw an extra card. If your hand is ever empty, destroy Corrupted Hypermode. You have no maximum hand size. If you have ten or more cards in your hand, you are eliminated. Action or Thing: Destroy a thing other than this one.
skipcard hr/Bummer!/Action/Play this card as soon as you draw it. Your turn ends immediately.
skipcard hb/Slot Machine/Thing/Action: Pick a token you control, then flip this card in the air. If it lands face up, put 2 more tokens of that type into play. If it lands face down, destroy the token.
skipcard hb/Brand Loyalty/Thing/When you put this card into play, name an author. Every time you would draw a card, draw through the deck until you get a card by that author, (discard everything else). If there are no cards by that author left in the deck, destroy this Thing.
skipcard hg/Bok Choy (F20)/Thing Vegetable/If this is ever sacrificed for food play a thing.
skipcard hb/Overeater (h14)/Thing/Action: Destroy a food item. draw a card. ("You gonna finish that?")
skipcard hg/Peas (F19)/Thing Vegetable/when you play this from you hand you may create a copy and shuffle it into the draw pile.
skipcard hr/Back to Nature/Action/Destroy all non-living Things.
skipcard hr/Twenty Questions/Action/Pick an opponent with at least one card in their hand, and indicate a random card from their hand. Play twenty questions to guess the title of that card - if you guess it (with synonyms being acceptable), you win the game. If you don't, discard your hand.
skipcard hg/Macrobiotic Sandwich (F22)/Thing Food/If this is ever sacrificed for food create a money token. ("What is in that? -Bub")
skipcard hb/Bulimic Teen (h15)/Thing/Action: Destroy a food item, put a card from the discard pile into your hand. (""Like gag me with a spoon"")
skipcard hg/Leeks (F21)/Thing Vegetable/If this is ever sacrificed for food you may play a food item from your hand.
skipcard hg/Kryptonite/Thing/When this comes into play, choose a thing. That thing's text is blank while this is in play.
skipcard hr/Red Shift/Thing/All cards are considered to be red in addition to their actual color.
skipcard hb/Tangled Up In Blue/Thing/Play this under any player's control. Your maximum hand size is reduced by the number of blue things you control.
skipcard hb/Fishing pole (h12)/Thing/at the end of your turn you may put a card from the discard pile into your hand, if you do skip your next draw.
skipcard hb/Hungry Ghost Realm (H13)/Thing Plane/May be played on another, when this comes into play owner destroys all food items they control. At the beginning of your turn destroy a food item or you cannot use action abilities.
skipcard hg/Green Beans (F23)/Thing Vegetable/If this is ever sacrificed for food you may play an action card.
skipcard hr/Fad Diet/Action/Pick a noun. Destroy all Things which have that word written on them. Destroy any tokens with the noun as their type.
skipcard hr/Ritual Sacrifice/Action/Destroy a living Thing you control. Draw ten cards, pick one of them and discard the remainder.
skipcard hb/Panic Attack/Thing/Whenever a Thing you control would be destroyed, discard a card (if you have any) then return that Thing to your hand.
skipcard hr/Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?/Action/You may ask, and the owner of target Thing may agree, to transfer target Thing to your control. If owner does not agree, draw three cards ("Or a yacht?")
skipcard hr/Two for the Price of One/Action/If you control at least two non-token Things, select an opponent's Thing and take control of it. That opponent may choose two (other) of your Things as compensation, or may draw two cards instead.
skipcard hb/Ninja Stars/Thing/Action: Pick a card in your hand and throw it shuriken-style at any player. If you hit him, pick one of his Things and destroy it. The card you threw is considered discarded.
skipcard hb/Booby Trap/Thing/Play this card face down and put one bomb counter on it. At the beginning of every turn, add another bomb counter. Whenever somebody asks (or wonders out loud) what it is, you may choose to reveal and destroy it. That player discards as many cards as there were bomb counters.
skipcard hr/Dirty Cheater/Action/You have 30 seconds to look at and stack the draw pile any way you see fit.
skipcard hg/Fruit tree (f8)/Thing/Thing: Create a fruit token
skipcard hb/Elliptical Trainer (F-1)/Thing/Attach to a living thing that thing cannot take actions Action: destroy 10 food tokens and destroy this card. (""Listen here lardass ..." -Bub")
skipcard hb/Alphabet Soup (F26)/Thing/Whoever controls cards with titles that include every letter of the English alphabet wins. ("What are you eating that for, are you sick? -Bub")
skipcard hr/Vortex Gun/Action/Return target thing to its controller's hand. Its controller discards a random card.
skipcard hr/Master Explosion/Action/Destroy all things you don't control. ("A decent exploder can blow up everything. A Master Exploder can blow up everything else.")
skipcard hx/Thrasher/Thing/At the beginning of your turn, destroy a random thing other than Thrasher. Action: Destroy Thrasher, draw five cards, play as many cards as you want this turn, then each player discards his or her hand. ("Bow down to the Thrasher!")
skipcard hb/Polished Mirror/Thing/Action: Copy the last Action card played. Treat it as though you played the card yourself.
skipcard hb/Chinese Media/Thing/Action: Choose a Thing in play, then place a black bar counter over one word in the text. The text must still make logical sense with the word blanked out. ("Big Brother is watching you...")
skipcard hr/Sledgehammer/Action/Choose up to three Things in play and place a wreckage counter on an Action ability for each of them. As long as the counter remains, that Action ability cannot be used.
skipcard hr/Pandora's Box/Action/Draw ten cards and play them in any order. At the end of your turn, destroy all Things you control.
skipcard hr/Trade-In/Action/Pick up to three non-token Things that you control and destroy them. For each one you destroy, replace it with the next Thing in the draw pile.
skipcard hb/Junkyard/Thing/Players now draw from the top of the discard pile rather than the draw pile. If the discard pile ever becomes empty destroy this Thing.
skipcard hr/Memory Game/Action/If you can recite the name of every card in the discard pile without looking, you win the game.
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