To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeckskipcard hb/Ankh/Thing/The player who controls this card cannot be eliminated from the game.skipcard hb/Poetry Slam/Thing/All players must speak in rhyme or they get eliminated double-time. The rhymes don't have to make sense, but you can try, and don't even think about asking "why?".skipcard hb/Laika the Russian Space Dog/Thing/Action: Destroy this card and gain 10 Fame tokens.skipcard hb/Counterfeiter/Thing/Action: Create up to three tokens of any type or types. If any are still in play at the end of the turn, destroy them.skipcard hx/Forged Coalition/Thing-Wicked/When this comes into play if some other player other than you controls the most tokens all other players may vote on a common enemy. If all but the choosen enemy agree the person whose turn it is may take a counter from the common enemy and put it on a thing they control.skipcard hg/Diplomatic Immunity/Thing-Just/If you play an action card destroy this card. You cannot be the target of cards.skipcard hg/Troubled Grand Arbitor/Thing-Just/Destroy this card if you are the player who controls the least tokens. Whenever a player with less tokens than you plays an action card destroy a token you control. If you did choose the target if the card asks for a target.skipcard hb/Mr. Reverso/Thing/You may use abilities of Things in your hand. You may not use abilities of Things in play.skipcard hr/Mutant Engineering/Action/Add one of the following Action abilities to target living Thing.<BR>Action: Destroy target tangible, inanimate Thing. <BR>Action: Draw a card, discard a card. <BR>Action: Discard a card to play an Action card from the discard pile.skipcard hr/XTC/Action/Take up to ten Actions. Destroy all non-token Things you control.skipcard hb/Quidditch/Thing/All abilites on this card are global. When this card goes out of play, destroy all QGoal tokens. When a player creates a Golden Snitch token using this card, the game ends and the player with the highest score wins, counting QGoal tokens as 10 each and the Golden Snitch as 150. %r Action Create a QGoal token. %r Action and Thing Roll a d20; on a 1 create a Golden Snitch token.skipcard hr/Token Rush/Action/For every Thing in play that can create Tokens, create one Token of each type the Thing can create. Decide who controls each Token created by this Action.skipcard hb/Cease-FIre/Thing/Destroy this Thing at the beginning of your turn, While this in play, no-one can win. If anyone would have won, except for this card, that player is eliminated unless that would cause another player to have won, except for this card. This card may not be edited, erased, removed from play, blanked, equipped with any add-on card, or destroyed except as described above.skipcard hr/Emergency Supplies/Action/Each player gains one token of every type that's mentioned on cards in play.skipcard hr/Final Sprint/Action/Discard your hand and take two more turns after this one.skipcard hb/Maintenance Contract/Thing/Whenever an opponent plays an Action ability, draw a card.skipcard hg/Wanderlust/Thing-Equipment/Equip this onto a Thing. Each player tosses a coin each turn. On Heads, player gains control of the equipped Thing and must equip this onto a different Thing he/she controls or destroy this and the formerly equipped Thing. If the equipped Thing is destroyed, so is Wanderlust. ("I'm, like, totally bored here.")skipcard hg/Can't Kill This (ABCD_F)/Thing-Add-on/Add this on to a Thing card such that 5th ABC sign is not found on its colour band. No action can kill that card, or put it in discard stack, if acting card has 5th ABC sign in its colour band. Discard this if not on a card.skipcard hb/General Specific (R7)/Thing/Any card that is specifically refered to by another card may be subsituted by General Specific.skipcard hb/Cheat Code Of <BR>*Unlock All* (R6)/Thing/You may play cards from the deck as though they were in your hand.<BR>You may not win the game.skipcard hb/Meaningless Switch (So?)/Thing/All cards' corner values and flavor texts are switched. ("R5")skipcard hx/Perfect Pentagram (5P)/Thing/You may play this on another. Owner can play no more things (""You are into some weird stuff, we should hook you up with my brother Dave" -Bub")skipcard hr/Prisoner (P129038)/Thing/<BR><BR><BR> (""Not 'The Prisoner' that was Secret Agent Man"")skipcard hr/Commissar (S4)/Thing/As long as you control another living thing Commissar has the following abilities Action: remove a living thing from the game. Thing: take a removed thing and put it in the discard pile or shuffle it into the draw pile. (""Thanks Comrade"")skipcard hr/Brownout (E11)/Action/All players destroy up to 3 energy tokens as able. Players skip their next turn if they destroy less than 2 energy tokens.skipcard hb/Impenetrable Bunker (U8)/Thing/If you would be eliminated destroy this insteadskipcard hr/Unintended Consequences (U6)/Action/Eliminate a player and remaining players except you split that player's things amongst themselves. In a 2 player game players swap hands and Things instead.skipcard hr/Tickertape/Action/Put five Paper tokens into play, under the control of player with the most non-token Things.skipcard hb/White Flag/Thing/Whenever a Thing would be destroyed, its controller may give it to an opponent of their choice to prevent its destruction. Action: Put this card into the discard pile.skipcard hb/Explosive Runes/Thing/Whenever a Thing comes into play, destroy a Thing at random.skipcard hb/Freed Genie (G21)/Thing/When this comes into play take possession of all things in play. If Freed Genie is ever the only thing in play owner wins. (""You don't get no wishes."")skipcard hg/Graffiti Bookies (M11)/Thing/Whenever you create a money token you also change or add a cornervalue to a card in play. Action: Create a money token. ("Yo that sign means you owe us two G you got it?")skipcard hr/Blunt and upfront (R21)/Action Reaction/Discard when someone blocks an action ability, your ability resolves normally. When played as an action Skip your next turn. (""Well you do know what Bub's like right?" Dan Bub's Brother")skipcard hr/Industrial Espionage/Action/Choose an Action ability of a Thing card currently in play and overwrite the text of this card with it, remembering to return this card to your hand.skipcard hr/Sabotage/Action/Erase an Action ability of target Thing ("A wrench? Designed for monkeys????")skipcard hb/Literalism/Thing/All things are considered to be cards instead of the thing they represent.skipcard hb/Countermelody/Thing/Whenever you play an action, you may discard an action card to add its text to the first action.skipcard hr/Thunderbolt and Lightning/Action/Very, very frightening.<BR>Destroy two target things.skipcard hb/Skitgubbe/Thing/All players:If an unbroken series of players have played Things (not this) before your turn, you must either BEAT the last Thing or EAT the first Thing. To BEAT a Thing play a Thing with a higher digit in its cornervalue than a digit in the last Thing's, or any Thing if the last Thing has no digit. To EAT a card, pick it up and put it in your hand. If all players play a Thing in order around the table, destroy this. ("Beat it or Eat it!")skipcard hr/Kowtow (Ch 12)/Action Reaction/Play when opponent uses a destroy effect on you. If it was an action card put it in your hand, if an ability of a thing take control of it. ("All must bow before his most high excellency the master of all show your respect and you may be recognized.")skipcard hb/Contentions Objector (C13)/Thing person/Cannot be destroyed by a living thing.<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR> (""Those guys should be shot" -Bub")skipcard hr/Found hidden Treasure (G2)/Action/Reveal the top n+2 cards of the draw pile where n is the number of players. Starting on your right, players take a card. You get the rest. ("I've got dibs on the ring")skipcard hb/Knowledge Is Power/Thing/Action: Create an Energy Token for each card in your hand beyond 3.skipcard hb/Money Is Power/Thing/Money Tokens count as Energy Tokens and vice versa.skipcard hb/Time Is Money/Thing/You may skip your turn to create 10 money tokens under your control.<BR>Action: Destroy ten money tokens you control to take another turn. You may only use this ability once per round.skipcard hb/Duck Call/Thing/Action: Draw and reveal three cards. Put any living Things into play, and discard the remainder.skipcard hb/Happy Face Killers/Thing/Action: destroy a living thing.<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR> (""Now there's a bunch of sickos." -Bub")skipcard hr/You know what we should do? (s13)/Action/Search the top 50 cards of the draw pile for an action card and put it in your hand.skipcard hr/I wish I had a ... (s12)/Action/Search the top 50 cards of the draw pile for a thing and put it in your hand.skipcard hr/Bullet Catch/Action/Play at any time to prevent a Thing from being destroyed.skipcard hb/Zombified Manager (Z13)/Thing/You may play this on another player. Whenever your living things uses an ability flip a coin if tails replace that thing with a zombie token. (""I wouldn't let him manage peanuts let alone people." -Bub")skipcard hb/Trade contract (TI2)/Thing/At the beginning of your turn if you did not destroy any opponents things, gain a gold tokenskipcard hb/Trade Goods (TI4)/Action/Gain 4 money tokensskipcard hb/Fuel Conversion Unit/Thing/When this comes into play, choose a token type. Action: Destroy a token of the chosen type, to draw a card.skipcard hr/Eager Minions/Action/Each player draw a card for every living Thing he or she controls.skipcard hb/Quick on the Draw/Thing/Whenever an Action card is played, any player may play an Action card from their hand; the older card is discarded with no effect.skipcard hb/Misplaced Node/Thing - Node/Action: For every node you control, a random opponent shuffles a random card from his hand into the deck. ("Whoa, where am I? Where'd everybody go?")skipcard hx/The Unspeakable Wrath Of Qzmrn'pcsjYx-gyh/Action/Target player discards his hand, destroys all things he controls, and skips his next turn, all in an unspeakable manner.skipcard hr/Archetypical Multi-Piece Ultimate Weapon/Action/Create three things called "Artifact Piece" with text:<BR>"Action: If you control three Artifact Pieces, Eliminate target player."<BR>Shuffle them into the deck.skipcard hr/Step Into My Parlour/Action/If any Web tokens are in play, you are eliminated. After playing this Action, put a Web token into play, and give this card to an opponent.skipcard hg/Recycing Drop Off (G12)/Action/Remove any number of your things from play, create a money token for each removed then shuffle the cards into the draw pile.skipcard hb/Coin Trick (M14)/Thing/Whenever you destroy one money token create another.skipcard hb/Public Library (B12)/Thing/Whenever you draw a card one additional card, you hand size is unlimited.skipcard hy/The Secret Chamber Of Helga Hufflepuff/Thing/Indestructible. When this card comes into play create a Giant Badger token. Badgers count as yellow.<BR>Action: Destroy a non-yellow thing for each badger you control.skipcard hb/The Sword of Ravenclaw/Thing/Indestructible. You have no maximum hand size.<BR>Action: Destroy target non-blue thing, even if it is indestructible.skipcard hb/"Guns. Lots Of Guns"/Thing/Indestructible. When this comes into play, give each player 8 Gun Tokens.<BR>Global Action: If you control a gun, destroy a thing other than this, or eliminate a player with no guns.<BR>If there are no guns in play, put this card in the discard pile.skipcard hr/Quiet at the Back/Action/A chosen opponent cannot play any cards during their next turn. Take another Action after this one.skipcard hb/Bank Job/Thing/Action: Put a Money token into play. Action: Destroy this card, and all Money tokens you control. Draw two cards for each Money token destroyed in this way.skipcard hr/Quick Drying Cement/Action/Target player skips thier next two turns.skipcard hb/Brain Inplant/Thing/Your hand size is increased by two.skipcard hy/Bailout (9X)/Action/If you have two or fewer cards in your hand, each opponent gives you a random card from their hand.skipcard hr/Senseless Violence (1Y)/Action/Each of your opponents destroys one of their tokens (if they have any) and one of their non-token Things (if they have any)skipcard hr/Fake Plates/Action/Destroy any number of cards with the word "opponent" or "player" on them.skipcard hr/Metal Detector/Action/Each player reveals a random card from his or her hand. If the revealed card could destroy a thing, that player discards his or her hand.skipcard hr/Charizard (lv76)/Thing/Action: If you control four Energy Tokens, destroy two of them and destroy target thing.skipcard hg/Won't Get Painkillered Again/Song - Impossible/This card counts as having been played by each player. If each player destroys four Energy Tokens they control, each player wins. Otherwise, everyone loses.skipcard hr/Zombie Attack/Action/Pick an opponet two random things they control are destroyed.skipcard hb/Anvil/Thing/When this comes into play destroy a thing. ("Clang!")skipcard hb/Knife Arch/Thing/Thing cards with the word "destroy" on them cannot be played.skipcard hb/Harsh Taskmaster/Thing/Action: Activate the Action ability of a Thing you control five times, then give control of it to an opponent.skipcard hb/Stirring Device (2Y)/Thing/Action:Discard a card, then draw a card, then gain an Entropy token.skipcard hb/Mixer Node (3Y)/Thing-Node/Action:Draw a card for each Node you control, then discard a card for each card you drew.skipcard hb/The Wrong Trousers/Thing/Whenever a player plays an Action card, they must pick an opponent. That opponent may look at the Action and swap it for a card in their own hand, before it is played. The card is then played.skipcard hb/The Unwritten Rule/Thing/Play onto a Thing with no Action ability. Neither this card nor that Thing can be destroyed.skipcard hr/Elemental Jewel of Fire (4Y)/Thing-Jewel/Action:Gain a Fire token%r%rAction:Destroy one of your Fire tokens, discard a card and destroy target physical Thing. ("Fire, burn my enemies.")skipcard hb/Elemental Jewel of Air (5Y)/Thing-Jewel/Action:Gain an Air token%r%rAction:Destroy one of your Air tokens. Return an opponent's Thing to their hand. ("Air, restrain my foes.")skipcard hb/Elemental Jewel of Water (6Y)/Thing-Jewel/Action:Gain a Water token%r%rAction:Destroy one of your Water tokens. Discard a card. Draw a card. ("Water, cleanse my soul")skipcard hb/Obscure Token Collector/Thing/When this card comes into play, create a token of each of the following types.<BR>Quizmaster, Villainy, Cowbell, Pointless, Cheap Plastic Trophy, Brains, Ultramarine, Pochi, Whammy, and Token.<BR>If you ever control five or more of any one of the above token types, you win. ("Really, a Token token. I swear I'm not making these up.")skipcard hb/Global Warming/Thing/At the beginning of each turn, remove the top card of the deck from the game.skipcard hb/Fraternal Twin/Thing/When you play this, choose a thing in play. This card becomes a copy of another card from the Infinite Dvorak Deck with the same name as the chosen card. You may only play this card if there is an eligible thing in play.skipcard hb/Siamese Twin (2T)/Thing/Attach to a living thing it gains the following ability Action: Create money token.skipcard hb/Good Twin (T1)/Thing/If you have another twin in play you may Use the action ability for free at the beginning of your turn. Action: Create a token of your choice.skipcard hb/Evil Twin (1T)/Thing/If you have another twin in play you may Use the action ability for free at the beginning of your turn. Action: destroy a thing.skipcard hg/Inauguration Ceremony/Reaction/Play when a player wins the game. At the start of the next of the next game of Infinite Dvorak you play, if the winner of this game is playing, draw an additional card and the winner of this game draws an additional card. <i>(If you won this game, you draw both cards.)</i>skipcard hw/Break The Barriers Of Race/Thing/Any cards that refer to things of a specific color or things not of a specific color (like non-blue) are considered blank. ("Hmm. I wonder what was going on when these cards were added to the deck...")skipcard hr/Hail To The Chief/Action/Each player gives a card to the player with the most things.skipcard hb/Never-Ending Crowd/Thing/Play this under all players' control. At the beginning of your turn, reveal the top card of the deck. If it is a thing, put it into play under your control.skipcard hb/Zombified Engineer (Z12)/Thing/Action: discard a card, destroy an inanimate thing.<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR> (""Don't let him near my tools" -Bub")skipcard hr/Joe the Plumber (E12)/Thing/<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR> (""What are they still paying that jerk for?" -Bub")skipcard hb/Ambient Music (R17)/Thing (rule)/As long as Ambient Music is in play no living things may use their action abilities.<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR> (""How can you listen to that crap?" -Bub")@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3501-3600 into the Dvorak Engine.