To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeckskipcard hg/John Egbert ([[File:breath.png)/character/John Egbert is the first of the four kids, and the Heir of Breath. He's also known as Poppop in the post-scratch session. ("remember, you are talking to the pranking MASTER.")skipcard hg/Rose Lalonde ([[File:light.png)/character/Rose Lalonde is the second of the four kids, and the Seer of Light. She's also known as Roxy's Mom in the post-scratch session. ("Consider this your first lesson in showmanship.")skipcard hg/Dave Strider ([[File:time.png)/character/Dave Strider is the third of the four kids, and the Knight of Time. He's also known as Dirk's Bro in the post-scratch session. ("its just regular old time travel")skipcard hg/Jade Harley ([[File:space.png)/character/Jade Harley is the last of the four kids, and the Witch of Space. She's known as Grandma in the post-scratch session. ("there is still something worth fighting for!")skipcard hr/Jane Crocker ([[File:life.png)/character/Jane Crocker is the Maid of Life in the post-scratch session. She's Nanna in the pre-scratch session. ("I began to wonder why I ever had the audacity to think I know much of anything about the world we live in or the journey we're about to take.")skipcard hr/Roxy Lalonde ([[File:void.png)/character/Roxy Lalonde is the Rogue of Void in the post-scratch session. She's also known as Mom in the pre-scratch session. ("if you want to go ahead and be a chump jane its ur call im just saying")skipcard hr/Dirk Strider ([[File:heart.png)/character/Dirk is the Prince of Heart in the post-scratch session. He's also known as Bro in the pre-scratch session. ("If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here.")skipcard hr/Jake English ([[File:hope.png)/character/Jake is the Page of Hope in the post-scratch session. He's also known as Grandpa in the pre-scratch session. ("Leave your bookish malarkey in a dusty old library somewhere. I have an adventure to get on with!")skipcard hr/Aradia Megido ([[File:time.png)/character/Aradia Megido, also known by her Trollian handle, apocalypseArisen, is one of the Trolls. She was on the Blue Team. She is the Maid of Time in Sgrub. ("we have t0 be prepared t0 die a th0usand deaths bef0re 0ur quest is c0mplete")skipcard hy/Tavros Nitram ([[File:breath.png)/character/Tavros Nitram, also known by his Trollian handle adiosToreador, is one of the Trolls. "Tavros" is Greek for "bull". He is the Page of Breath in Sgrub. ("wOW, i'M SURE THERE WAS A BETTER WAY TO SAY THAT,")skipcard hg/Sollux Captor ([[File:doom.png)/character/Sollux Captor, also known by his Trollian handle, twinArmageddons, is one of the Trolls. He is the Mage of Doom in Sgrub. ("you arent iin any po2iitiion two que2tiion my competence.")skipcard hr/Karkat Vantas ([[File:blood.png)/character/Karkat Vantas, also known by his Trollian handle carcinoGeneticist, is one of the Trolls and is the Knight of Blood in Sgrub. ("MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.")skipcard hg/Nepeta Leijon ([[File:heart.png)/character/Nepeta Leijon, also known by her Trollian handle, arsenicCatnip, is one of the Trolls. She is the Rouge of Heart in Sgrub. (":33 < *ac saunters from her dark cave a little bit sl33py from the recent kill*")skipcard hg/Kanaya Maryam ([[File:space.png)/character/Kanaya Maryam, also known by her Trollian handle grimAuxiliatrix, is the Sylph of Space in Sgrub. ("Your Idle Moments Seem To Invite Interruption The Least")skipcard hc/Terezi Pyrope ([[File:mind.png)/character/Terezi Pyrope, also known by her Trollian handle, gallowsCalibrator, is the Seer of Mind in Sgrub. ("NO 1 C4NT S33 YOU")skipcard hb/Vriska Serket ([[File:light.png)/character/Vriska Serket, also known by her Trollian handle arachnidsGrip, is the Thief of Light in Sgrub. ("PCHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!")skipcard hb/Equius Zahhak ([[File:void.png)/character/Equius Zahhak is the Heir of Void in Sgrub. ("D --> This is f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses")skipcard hb/Gamzee Makara ([[File:rage.png)/character/Gamzee Makara, also known by his Trollian handle terminallyCapricious, is a clown-themed troll who has a very thin line of sanity. He's the Bard of Rage in Sgrub. ("A DoUbLe mEtApHoR AlL ThE WaY")skipcard hm/Eridan Ampora ([[File:hope.png)/character/Eridan Ampora, also known by his Trollian handle caligulasAquarium, is one of the Sea Dwelling Trolls. He's the Prince of Hope in Sgrub. ("all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES")skipcard hr/Feferi Peixes ([[File:life.png)/character/Feferi Peixes, also known as cuttlefishCuller, is a sea-dwelling troll and the heir to the throne in alternian scociety. Her title is the Witch of Life. ("Glub glub glub glub glub glub glub! I AM -EXCIT-ED!")skipcard hg/Lil' Cal ([[File:cal.gif)/character/Lil' Cal is a puppet that belongs to Dirk, and is pretty much the best puppet ever. Can be used as a 8[[File:heart.png ("HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO")skipcard hg/G-Cat ([[File:bec.png)/character/The God Cat (aka GCat) is the very troublesome First Guardian of Earth in the post-scratch session. ("SWEET CATCH")skipcard hg/Doc Scratch ([[File:le.gif)/character/Doc Scratch is the mysterious, powerful first guardian of Alternia. ("I am an excellent host.")skipcard hg/Becquerel ([[File:bec.png)/character/Becquerel is the pet and Guardian of Jade Harley and First Guardian of Earth. ("Good dog. Best friend.")skipcard hg/L[[File:le.gif ([[File:le.gif)/Character/The invincible demon, the destroyer of all universes, and leader of The Felt. <br /><br />Cannot die. ("How can you expect to outrun me when I am already here?")skipcard hg/Itchy (1) ([[File:le.gif)/character/Itchy has the ability to slow down time relative to himself, allowing him to act with blinding speed. <br />You can do one more action each turnskipcard hg/Doze (2) ([[File:le.gif)/character/Doze has the ability to slow down time, but only for himself, which may also be related to his name.<br />???skipcard hg/Trace (3) ([[File:le.gif)/character/Named for "tres", the Spanish word for three, as well as his ability to retrace people's Past Trails. <br />Action: Draw a card and immediately use it. ("Trace is skilled at infiltration.")skipcard hg/Clover (4) ([[File:le.gif)/character/Clover is most likely named for the four-leaf variety of that plant and his Leprechaun-like personality and stature. <br />Action: Retry a coin flip one time ("Clover is extremely superstitious")skipcard hg/Fin (5) ([[File:le.gif)/character/Named after a slang term for US five-dollar bills, although the name also recalls his strangely shaped head. <br />Ability: Know what happened in the past ("Fin leaves evidence of his past whereabouts and actions")skipcard hg/Die (6) ([[File:le.gif)/character/Die carries a voodoo doll, and a number of pins, corresponding to both The Felt and the Midnight Crew. <br />Action: Do 10 damage to a character ("Named for the number of sides on a standard cubic die, and 'die' as in death.")skipcard hg/Crowbar (7) ([[File:le.gif)/character/Named after the shape of a crowbar. The word Crowbar also has seven letters. <br />Action: Keep a felt member from using their action again in the game ("Unofficially running the show when Snowman isn't around.")skipcard hg/Sn[[File:8ball.png ([[File:le.gif)/character/Snowman is a member of The Felt, a rival gang of the Midnight Crew. <br />When killed, destroy everything. ("What are you waiting for? Draw, Spades.")loadcard hg/Stitch (9) ([[File:le.gif)/character/The tailor. He keeps the fabric of spacetime from ripping. <br />Ability: Immunity from felt effects for all team members ("All good gangs need a doctor, but if you're going to time travel, you better have a good tailor, too.") loadcard hg/Sawbuck (10) ([[File:le.gif)/character/Whenever Sawbuck is wounded he and his attacker are sent to a random point in the current timeline.<br />Ability: When attacked, both Sawbuck and the attacker can only hurt each other until one dies. ("Named after the slang for a ten dollar bill.") loadcard hg/Matchsticks (11) ([[File:le.gif)/character/Named for the shape of the number 11, and for a source of fire, which he uses and fights against. The word "matchsticks" also has eleven letters.<br /> loadcard hg/Eggs (12) ([[File:le.gif)/character/Eggs is a dangerous moron. He can use his eggtimer to travel back in time by increments up to one hour. ("Eggs may branch off into a new timeline each time he goes back, as opposed to staying within the same timeline.") loadcard hg/Biscuits (13) ([[File:le.gif)/character/Biscuits is another dangerous moron. Named after a Baker's dozen. <br />Ability: Can travel forward in time at the speed of one second per second. ("His oven is completely useless.") loadcard hg/Quarters (14) ([[File:le.gif)/character/Named for "quatorze", the French word for fourteen. Also a reference to the American 25-cent coin, and the writing of one quarter as 1/4. <br />Action: Flip a coin. If heads, die. If tails, look through the deck and play the first Felt member. ("Quarters is the Felt's main muscleman.") loadcard hg/Cans (15) ([[File:le.gif)/character/Named for "quinze," the French word for fifteen. Cans is an enormous man whom even Spades regards as a challenge to kill<br />Action: Punch a character into next week. They cannot be used for two turns. ("OH YEAH!") loadcard hb/Sweet Bro (-[[File:mess.png)/character/<center>[[File:SweetBro.png loadcard hr/Hella Jeff (-[[File:mess.png)/character/<center>[[File:Hellajeff.png loadcard hr/Geromy (-[[File:mess.png)/character/<center>[[File:Geromy.png loadcard hr/The Big Man (-[[File:mess.png)/character/<center>[[File:hasstherock.png ("Sometimes mistakingly named "Hass the rock" for unknown reasons.") loadcard hr/Shenanigans ([[File:mspa.gif)/Action/Draw another two cards. If anyone asks you why, shenanigans. Shenanigans is why. ("TG: you cant overthink it<br />TG: just roll with it and see what happens<br />TG: and above all try not to do anything retarded") loadcard hr/Passion for justice ([[File:mind.png)/Action/+1 point for every mind attack. Keep this card in play, as a thing. ("You take an interest in justice, holding particular fascination for ORCHESTRATING THE DEMISE OF THE WICKED") loadcard hr/Time on my side ([[File:time.png)/Action/Look at any opponent's hand of cards. ("GG: fastest hours...") loadcard hr/Murder Mode ([[File:rage.png)/Action/+3 to all RAGE attacks. After 4 turns, destroy this card and the Hero of Rage it was used with. ("BlAsPhEmY") loadcard hr/Rarity Boost ([[File:mspa.gif)/Action/Get +6 of whatever grist you have the least of. loadcard hr/Strategic Boost ([[File:mspa.gif)/Action/Get +4 of whatever kind of grist you have the most characters for. loadcard hr/Incredible Boost ([[File:mspa.gif)/Action/x2 whatever kind of grist you have the least of. ("mIrAcLeS") loadcard hr/Unheroic Revival ([[File:mspa.gif)/Action/If you're losing, play this card to keep a character from dying loadcard hr/Public Humiliation ([[File:light.png)/Action/All other players must show two of the cards in their deck to all players ("8^y") loadcard hr/The Windy Thing ([[File:breath.png)/Fraymotif/The windy thing is John's first Fraymotif, and lets him use wind to damage his enemies.<br /><br />Cost: 6[[File:breath.png ("JOHN, DO THE WINDY THING.") loadcard hr/Doppleganger Duplication ([[File:time.png)/Fraymotif/Cost: 10[[File:time.png ("TG: shenanigans") loadcard hr/Cure ([[File:life.png)/Fraymotif/Cost: 5[[File:life.png ("Healing is always useful.") loadcard hr/Jokerkind Spectibus ([[File:rage.png)/Fraymotif/Cost: 2[[File:rage.png ("honk HONK :o)") loadcard hr/Unreal Air ([[File:life.png)/Fraymotif/Cost: -5[[File:mess.png ("<i> </i>'<sub>but it turns out to be CRAZY what kind of dunks this guy has im telling you....air like that is UNREAL it doens't even HAPPEN most of the time</sub>'<i> </i>") loadcard hb/Pogo Hammer (2[[File:breath.png)/Unknown/[[File:pogohammer.png ("You get a vicious rhythmic bouncing combo going") loadcard hb/Telescopic Sassacrusher (4[[File:breath.png)/thing, weapon/[[File:sassacrusher.gif ("This thing could probably pound an ogre into crudeburger.") loadcard hb/Fear No Anvil (6[[File:breath.png)/thing, weapon/[[File:FearNoAnvil.png (""<i>TG: really powerful hammer</i>"") loadcard hb/Warhammer of Zillyhoo (6[[File:breath.png)/thing, weapon/[[File:Zillyhoo.png ("You weep in each other's arms at its beauty.") loadcard hb/Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo (8[[File:breath.png)/thing, weapon/[[File:Vrillyhoo.png ("It rolls a one.") loadcard hb/<sub>Jr. Battermaster Stirring Solution</sub> (3[[File:life.png)/thing, weapon/[[File:JrStir.png ("The switch would cause the item to change into its alternate form.") loadcard hb/<sub>Jr. Battermaster Poking Solution</sub> (3[[File:life.png)/thing, weapon/[[File:JrPoke.png ("The switch would cause the item to change into its alternate form.") loadcard hb/Deuce Clubs (3[[File:rage.png)/thing, weapon/<center>[[File:deuce.png ("He has many of these clubs, and he attacks by juggling them one after another into the enemy's face.") loadcard hb/Flourite Octet (D8[[File:light.png)/thing, weapon/<center>[[File:Flourite.png ("There are a total of 16,777,216 possible rolled values.") loadcard hb/Daggerlance (1[[File:breath.png)/thing, weapon/[[File:Daggerlance.png ("You wield an inexpensive daggerlance, which is the closest thing to a jousting lance you can wield") loadcard hb/Fiduspear (3[[File:breath.png)/thing, weapon/[[File:Plushlance.png ("Squeak") loadcard hb/Cigarette Holder (4[[File:breath.png)/thing, weapon/[[File:SnowmanLance.png ("A black and white lance Tavros stores in a chest in the Ectobiology Lab.") loadcard hb/Terezi's Cane (2[[File:mind.png)/thing, weapon/<br />[[File:cane.png ("Terezi has probably used this ever since she was blinded by Vriska.") loadcard hb/Spearcane (4[[File:mind.png)/thing, weapon/[[File:Spearcane.png ("The top is now candy-apple red, Terezi's favorite color.") loadcard hb/Dragoncane (6[[File:mind.png)/thing, weapon/[[File:Dragoncane.png ("Terezi's Ancestor Redglare owned a similar looking staff.") loadcard hb/Needlewands (2[[File:light.png)/thing, weapon/[[File:Wands.png ("Rose has not used these in battle since their creation, as she made the considerably more powerful Thorns of Oglogoth") loadcard hb/Thorns of Oglogoth (6[[File:light.png)/thing, weapon/[[File:Thorns.png ("It was speculated that the Thorns have a negative effect on Rose psychologically, seemingly changing her behaviour.") loadcard hb/Quills of Echidna (8[[File:light.png)/thing, weapon/<center>[[File:Quills.png ("It may be related to Jade's denizen, much like Fear No Anvil is related to Dave's denizen.") loadcard hb/Homes Smell Ya Later (2[[File:blood.png)/thing, weapon/<center>[[File:HSYL.png ("A line in the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme is actually "Yo homes, smell ya' later!"") loadcard hb/Regisickle (5[[File:blood.png)/thing, weapon/<center>[[File:Regisickle.png loadcard hb/Clawsickle (6[[File:blood.png)/thing, weapon/<center>[[File:Clawsickle.png loadcard hb/Caledscratch (6[[File:time.png)/thing, weapon/<center>[[File:Caledscratch.png ("This very powerful sword seems to bear some relation to Dave's Timetables") loadcard hb/Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete (4[[File:time.png)/thing, weapon/<center>[[File:Snoop.png ("The blizzizzle nozzle is to be turned up when foes drop it like it's hot, to make them chizzlax fo' rizzle.") loadcard hb/SORD..... (-8[[File:mess.png)/thing, weapon/<center>[[File:sord.png ("[[File:comeon.gif") loadcard hb/Regisword (7[[File:le.gif)/thing, weapon/<center>[[File:regisword.png ("Jack Noir has a policy of handing out a Regisword and a hit list to anyone who enters his office") loadcard hb/Hunting Rifle (2[[File:space.png)/thing, weapon/<center>[[File:HuntingRifle.png ("This hunting rifle is used by Jade in Strife with her dead Grandpa and her dog, Bec.") loadcard hb/Blunderbuss (6[[File:space.png)/thing, weapon/<center>[[File:Blunderbuss.png ("This gun tends to be dramatically revealed before being shot.") loadcard hb/Girl's Best Friend (4[[File:space.png)/thing, weapon/<center>[[File:girlsbestfriend.png ("Everything about this gun is a refrence to Diamonds Droog.") loadcard hb/Green Sun Streetsweeper (4[[File:space.png)/thing, weapon/<center>[[File:GreenSunStreetsweeper.png ("It seems to fire miniature Green Suns.") loadcard hb/Ahab's Crosshairs (12[[File:space.png)/thing, weapon/<center>[[File:ahabscrosshairs.png (""About the most powerful weapon the kind abstratus will allow", and possibly ultimate or penultimate rifle.") loadcard hb/Twin M9 Berettas (3[[File:hope.png)/thing, weapon/<center>[[File:TwinM9s.png </center>Jake's weapons of choice, part of an arsenal inherited from his Grandma. ("They can be equipped in his Tomb Raider Sexy Thighstrap Double Holster.") loadcard hb/Flintlock Pistols (7[[File:space.png)/thing, weapon/<center>[[File:Flintlock.png ("This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.") loadcard hb/Ψdon's Entente (5[[File:life.png)/Thing, weapon/<center>[[File:Trident.png ("Pronounced PSI-dun's ahn-TAHNT. It's a pun.") loadcard hb/Brainfork (7[[File:life.png)/Thing, weapon/<center>[[File:Braintrident.png ("The name may reference in Sam and Fuzzy.") loadcard hb/Lipstick (4[[File:space.png)/Thing, weapon/<center>[[File:Lipstick.jpg ("While a troll's lips are naturally black, they can always be blacker.") loadcard hb/Demonbane Ragripper (6[[File:space.png)/Thing, weapon/<center>[[File:Ragripper.png ("While it is theorized that the Matriorb was one of the objects used to alchemize this lipstick, this is not the case.") @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Homestuck into the Dvorak Engine.