To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeckskipcard hx/Hack MySpace/Goal/If you control Seven Passwords, MySpace Account and Hackers, you win the game. (""Sacking websites, invading MySpace accounts..."")skipcard hx/"Defend" Against the Domestic Terrorists/Goal/If you control Curtains, Security System and Dog, you win the game.skipcard hx/Troll teh Internets/Goal/If you control Secret Website, Internet Hate Machine and Lulz, you win the game. (""Treating the web like a real-life video game."")skipcard hx/Bomb Sports Stadiums/Goal/If you control Domestic Terrorists, Exploding Van and Bomb Threat, you win the game.skipcard hb/Hackers/Thing/Action: If you control Steroids in play, and Seven Passwords is in play, take control of Seven Passwords. Discard Steroids. (""They call themselves Anonymous..."")skipcard hb/Steroids/Thing/ (""...they are hackers on steroids"")skipcard hr/Destroy; Die; Attack/Action/Destroy a Thing.skipcard hb/MySpace Account/Thing/Action: Draw a card. (""MySpace users are among their favorite targets."")skipcard hb/Seven Passwords/Thing/Action: Destroy Seven Passwords to take control of MySpace account, if it's in play. (""I've had seven different passwords and they've got them all so far."")skipcard hb/Internet Hate Machine/Thing/Action: Draw two cards. If one is Lulz, place it in your hand and discard the other. If neither are Lulz, discard both. (""They attack innocent people, like an internet hate machine."")skipcard hb/Bomb Threat/Thing/Action: Force an opponent to reveal to you a card of their choice from their hand. (""Anonymous has even threatened to bomb sports stadiums."")skipcard hb/Domestic Terrorists/Thing/Action: Draw two cards. If one is Bomb Threat, place it in your hand and discard the other. If neither are Bomb Threat, discard both. (""I believe they're domestic terrorists."")skipcard hb/Exploding Van/Thing/Action: If you have Domestic Terrorists in play, destroy a thing along with Exploding Van. (""Boom!"")skipcard hb/Secret Website/Thing/Action: Draw two cards. If one is Seven Passwords, place it in your hand and discard the other. If neither are Seven Passwords, discard both. (""Their name comes from their secret websites; it requires anyone posting on the site to remain anonymous."")skipcard hr/Harry Potter Spoiler Attack/Action/Take control of Lulz, if it's in play. (""Attention shoppers! Voldemort kills ****!"")skipcard hb/Lulz/Thing/Play onto a thing belonging to any player to disable that thing until Lulz is destroyed. Lulz counts as a card under your control, even if it is played onto someone else. If a card changes owner or is destroyed while Lulzified, Lulz goes to the hand of its owner.<br />Action: Move Lulz to another thing, or to the table. (""A corruption of L-O-L, which stands for laugh out loud."")skipcard hr/Close the Curtains/Action/Take control of Curtains, if it's in play. (""This mother's also fighting Anonymous"")skipcard hb/Curtains/Thing/skipcard hb/Security System/Thing/If someone steals a card you control, you must destroy Security System instead. (""She installed electronic security, a phone tracing system..."")skipcard hr/Buy a Dog/Action/Take control of Dog, if it's in play. (""...and bought a dog."")skipcard hb/Dog/Thing/If a card you control is targeted for destruction, you may choose to destroy Dog instead. (""Arf!"")@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Hackers on Steroids deck into the Dvorak Engine.