To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeck loadcard hr/Clique/Action/Each player must shake hands with another player, and hold it. Whoever is left out must sit in the corner for one turn. If there are an even number of players, the owner of this card does not participate. loadcard hr/Furnace/Action/Destroy any card on the field. loadcard hr/Furnace/Action/Destroy any card on the field. loadcard hr/Furnace/Action/Destroy any card on the field. loadcard hr/Furnace/Action/Destroy any card on the field. loadcard hr/Silence/Action/No one can talk for one turn. If they do, they must discard two cards and try again for another turn. loadcard hr/Nose Goes/Action/Yell "Nose Goes" before placing this card down. Whoever touches their nose last must destroy or discard one card and skip their next turn. loadcard hr/Red Bull/Action/Gives you two moves this turn but skips your next turn. You must act hyper during the first turn. loadcard hr/Red Bull/Action/Gives you two moves this turn but skips your next turn. You must act hyper during the first turn. loadcard hr/Balancing Act/Action/Choose an opponent. They must balance this card on their head for one turn. If they fail, all things that own on the field are destroyed. loadcard hr/Kaboom!/Action/All cards on the field are destroyed. Make explosion sound effects as you gather the cards. loadcard hr/Foot-Hand Transplant/Action/Everyone must put their hand in a shoe and try to draw a card from the deck. If they fail, they must put the card back and destroy all things that they own on the field. loadcard hr/Musical Number/Action/Hum a song. If an opponent correctly identifies it, both of you can draw a card from the deck. loadcard hr/Cleansing Light/Action/All shadow creatures on the field are returned to their owners' hands. loadcard hr/Shadow Shroud/Action/All light creatures on the field are returned to their owners' hands. loadcard hr/Staring Contest/Action/Start a staring contest. Whoever wins can draw two cards from the deck. loadcard hr/Tornado/Action/All cards on the field are flipped and then spun around. Each player can take one card, and the rest are discarded. If there are not enough cards for everyone, only the player who played this can select one. loadcard hr/Multiracial/Action/Every player must talk in an accent for one turn. If they do not, they will be called racist and shunned for one turn. loadcard hr/Switcheroo/Action/Choose a random card from an opponent's hand and switch it for one of yours. loadcard hr/Switcheroo/Action/Choose a random card from an opponent's hand and switch it for one of yours. loadcard hr/It's over 9000!/Action/Your name is now Vegeta. Anyone who calls you otherwise must destroy all of their things on the field. loadcard hb/Michael Jackson (Shadow)/Thing/Can turn to light during your turn. loadcard hb/Evil Leprechaun (Shadow)/Thing/When this card is played, all players wearing green must discard 2 cards. loadcard hb/Chuck Norris' Left Pinky (Light)/Thing/Can be attached to any light humanoid to have this effect: Destroys one physical shadow thing per turn, causing the owner to scream in pain. loadcard hb/Chuck Norris' Right Pinky (Light)/Thing/Can be attached to any light humanoid to have this effect: Destroys one physical shadow thing per turn, causing the owner to scream in pain. loadcard hb/Wheel of Fate (Shadow)/Thing/Spin a pencil each turn. Whoever it points to must slap themselves in the face. loadcard hb/Mmph Nmnphmnph (Shadow)/Thing/Every player besides the owner of this card must play cards with their mouth. loadcard hb/Poverty (Shadow)/Thing/Every player besides the owner of this card must sit on the floor until this card is destroyed. loadcard hb/Ninja (Shadow)/Thing/The owner of this card can try to steal other player's things. To steal a card, you must place your hand on it for 2 seconds, then swipe it away. Stolen cards go to your hand. If you are caught, this card is destroyed. loadcard hb/Priest (Light)/Thing/Each turn, the owner of this card can sing like an angelic choir in order to convert a shadow thing to light. loadcard hb/Priest (Light)/Thing/Each turn, the owner of this card can sing like an angelic choir in order to convert a shadow thing to light. loadcard hb/Electric Chair (Shadow)/Thing/When this card is payed, all opponents must either give a card from their hand to the player that played this card, or pretend that their chairs are electric for 1 turn. loadcard hb/Shield of Light (Light)/Thing/Protects the owner from Shadow effects. loadcard hb/Shield of Shadow (Shadow)/Thing/Protects the owner from Light effects. loadcard hb/Leprechaun (Light)/Thing/When this card is played, any player wearing green can draw a card from the deck. loadcard hb/Wheel of Fortune (Light)/Thing/Spin a pencil every turn. Whoever it points at can draw a card from the deck. loadcard hb/Manners (Light)/Thing/As long as this card exists, everyone must use flawless manners. loadcard hb/Unicorn of Pain (Light)/Thing/Can cause pain to one opponent per turn, forcing them to moan in agony for 1 turn. loadcard hb/Undead Horse of Pain (Shadow)/Thing/Can cause opponents to punch themselves in the stomach once per turn. loadcard hb/Chicken (Shadow)/Thing/This card is not destroyed by any effect unless an opponent stands up and cawks like a chicken when they play a card that could destroy it. loadcard hb/Kleptomaniac (Shadow)/Thing/The owner of this card can try to steal other player's things. To steal a card, you must put your hand on it for 2 seconds, then swipe it away. Stolen cards go into play immediately. If you are caught, this card is destroyed. loadcard hb/Necreis (Shadow)/Thing/Every player is now named Necreis and must refer to themselves and others in third person. No using "I", "My", "Me", "You", "Your", "We", "Our", etc. loadcard hb/Double Rainbow (Light)/Thing/Everyone must say "It's a double rainbow all the way!" When this card is played. loadcard hb/Orb of Confusion (Shadow)/Thing/Every player, including the owner of this card, must put their shirt on backwards and destroy one of their things per turn. loadcard hb/Zombie (Shadow)/Thing/Each turn, the owner of this card can moan like a zombie in order to turn another creature into a zombie. loadcard hb/Zombie (Shadow)/Thing/Each turn, the owner of this card can moan like a zombie in order to turn another creature into a zombie. loadcard hb/Nega-Chuck Norris' Left Pinky (Shadow)/Thing/Can be attached to any shadow humanoid to have this effect: Kills one light creature per turn, causing the owner to scream in pain. loadcard hb/Nega-Chuck Norris' Right Pinky (Shadow)/Thing/Can be attached to any shadow humanoid to have this effect: Kills one light creature per turn, causing the owner to scream in pain. loadcard hb/Turntable (Light)/Thing/Every turn, each player gives their hand to the person left of them. loadcard hb/Ghost (Shadow)/Thing/Can posses one physical thing, causing you to own it, but the thing loses its effect. loadcard hb/Ghost (Shadow)/Thing/Can posses one physical thing, causing you to own it, but the thing loses its effect. loadcard hb/Standing Ovation (Light)/Thing/Every player except the owner of this card must stand up until this card is destroyed. loadcard hb/Caveman (Light)/Thing/Player all talk like caveman. loadcard hb/Lady Justice (Light)/Thing/Justice is blind - blindfold someone each turn this card is in play. You cannot blindfold the same person for two turns in a row. loadcard hb/Lady Liberty (Light)/Thing/Emancipation! All creatures are mixed and redistributed equally. All right, well they're still in captivity, but they chose who they wanted to be with... Kind of. loadcard hb/Dinosaur (Shadow)/Thing/When you play this card, you can hold your elbows to your side and try to destroy one opponent's card by hitting it. If you try, make dinosaur noises. loadcard hb/Dinosaur (Shadow)/Thing/When you play this card, you can hold your elbows to your side and try to destroy one opponent's card by hitting it. If you try, make dinosaur noises. loadcard hb/Angel (Light)/Thing/Sing angelically when you play this card. loadcard hb/Angel (Light)/Thing/Sing angelically when you play this card. loadcard hb/Angel (Light)/Thing/Sing angelically when you play this card. loadcard hb/Demon (Shadow)/Thing/Can posses one creature, causing you to own it, but the creature loses its effect. loadcard hb/Demon (Shadow)/Thing/Can posses one creature, causing you to own it, but the creature loses its effect. loadcard hb/Demon (Shadow)/Thing/Can posses one creature, causing you to own it, but the creature loses its effect. @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Funny Deck into the Dvorak Engine.