To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeck loadcard hr/Old Man Driving/Event - Event/Slow down speed to 10 miles an hour. Discard a gas card. Cannot be played on a player with Satellite Navigation. loadcard hr/Accident Ahead/Event - Event/Player loses a turn. If player doesn't play Map or Satellite Navigation, player loses another turn. loadcard hr/World's Biggest Ball of Twine/Event - Event/Detour. Discard a gas card. loadcard hr/Fill Er Up/Event - Event/Turn over the top three cards from the deck. If any are gas, you may take one. loadcard hr/Flat Tire/Event - Event/Player loses a turn. Cannot be played on someone who has AAA Membership. loadcard hr/Gas Hike/Event - Event/Destination costs one extra gas card. loadcard hr/We're Lost/Event - Event/Discard a gas card. Cannot be played if player has Satellite Navigation. loadcard hr/All Systems Are Down/Event - Event/Player cannot use Satelite Navigation. Discard after We're Lost or Accident Ahead is played on you. loadcard hr/Out of Gas/Event - Event/Player must discard all gas cards in his hand, but not gas cards already played. Someone with AAA Membership can keep one gas card in his hand. loadcard hr/Don't Make Me Come Back There!/Event - Event/Lose a turn as you separate your two kids and lay down the law. loadcard hr/Out Voted 3 to 1/Event - Event/Discard your destination and put all gas cards in your hand. Now discard down to five cards. Note: You cannot win the game without a destination. loadcard hr/Planned Vacation/Event - Event/Draw 3 cards and discard any 2 cards from your hand. loadcard hr/Siphon Someone Else's Gas/Event - Event/Show players that you have no gas cards in your hand. Pick a player. That player must give you a gas card if he has one or show that he doesn't have a gas card either. loadcard hr/Go Fishing/Event - Event/You take a break at a lake to go fishing. Look through the discards and put one card in your hand. loadcard hr/Shortcut/Event - Event/You draw 2 cards and play 2 cards next turn. You can only play one gas card on that turn. loadcard hr/Rest stop/Event - Event/Draw a card for each player. Look at them and hand them out. No one can play gas or destination cards until your next turn. loadcard hr/Driving Around Aimlessly/Event - Event/If you don't have a destination, you can play a gas card. This counts towards gas needed to reach your destination. If you HAVE a destination card, discard a gas. loadcard hr/Quickly! Do I Turn Left or Turn Right?!!/Event - Event/Force a player to turn up the top card in the deck. If it's an event, it effects that player. If it's a gas card, they can keep the card. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Gas/Thing/Gets you to any destination. You can only play this card IF you have a destination in play. loadcard hb/Map/Thing/You can't get lost with a map. Finding alternate routes does take some time, however. loadcard hb/Map/Thing/You can't get lost with a map. Finding alternate routes does take some time, however. loadcard hb/Map/Thing/You can't get lost with a map. Finding alternate routes does take some time, however. loadcard hb/Satellite Navigation/Thing/It can get you anywhere, any way loadcard hb/AAA Membership/Thing/If you don't have a map, you can chose to lose a turn to look through the deck for one. Shuffle the deck after you're done. loadcard hb/Spare Tire/Thing/Player doesn't lose a turn if they have flat tire. loadcard hb/Packed Lunch/Thing/You can still play gas or destination cards if someone plays Rest Stop. Discard this card once Rest Stop is played. loadcard hb/Invitation to Grandma's House/Thing/Destination: This can be played if you have no destinations. It costs one extra gas to get there. If you play another destination afterward, this card must be discarded (because you never like bitter ol' bat anyway). loadcard hg/Destination: Disney World/Destination - Destination/We're all a little Goofy every now and then, right? loadcard hg/Destination: The Beach/Destination - Destination/Let's not tell mom which beach until we're there (note to self: sunscreen EVERYWHERE). loadcard hg/Destination: Celebrity Cruise ship/Destination - Destination/'Look, there's a Celebrity!' 'Nah, that's just Gary Coleman.' loadcard hg/Destination: Busch Gardens/Destination - Destination/SEE ferocious lions! MARVEL at the diving polar bears! WATCH monkeys fling poo! loadcard hg/Destination: Adventure Island/Destination - Destination/30 Acres of water-drenched fun. It beats the lawn sprinkler by a mile! @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Florida Vacations deck into the Dvorak Engine.