To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeckskipcard hb/Double Trouble/Thing/You may play this under an opponent's control. Whenever you draw cards, you must draw double the amount. ("If I were you, I'd get rid of this thing... fast!")skipcard hb/Weighted Die/Thing/Anytime you must roll a die, the result is automatically "1". ("Who needs luck when you're a cheater?")skipcard hb/Hammer of Justice/Thing/Whenever you must draw cards, every other player must draw one. (""If I'm going down, you're coming with me!"")skipcard hb/Corrupt Police Officer/Thing/Action: You may order any player to draw a card. ("While I'm on duty, you obey MY rules.")skipcard hb/Swift Reaction/Thing/During your turn you may play an Action instead of a Thing. ("-"Wow did you see that!?" -"See what?"")skipcard hb/Heavy Lifter/Thing/During your turn you may play a Thing instead of an Action. ("With the strength of two things!")skipcard hb/Shredder/Thing/Action: Discard a card from your hand. ("It loves to eat your cards!")skipcard hb/Sinister Dealer/Thing/Action: Draw two cards. Give one of those cards to any opponent, and you keep the other. Then discard one card from your hand. (""Everybody knows that if they deal with this guy, they deal with their soul..."")skipcard hb/Flame Thrower/Thing/Action: Destroy any target thing in play. (""I wish it would burn my cards... and not my hands too!"")skipcard hb/Thought Criminal/Thing/Action: Discard two cards. Place Thought Criminal under another player's control. (""I should not have thought of that..."")skipcard hb/Postman/Thing/Action: Take a random card from any player's hand, and place it in another player's hand. (""Damn mail, it just means more bills to pay."")skipcard hb/Someone Else's Stuff/Thing/Whenever you draw cards, you may give one card to an opponent. (""That doesn't belong to me."")skipcard hb/Hot Potato/Thing/While this card is under your control, whenever you must draw cards, you only draw one. Action: Any player may use this action, even if this card is not under their control. Bring this card into your control. Action: Destroy this card. (""Too hot to handle!"")skipcard hb/The Flu/Thing/Action: Give a card from your hand to any other player. Give them control of this card too. (""Spread the love... eww..."")skipcard hb/Dr. Phil/Thing/When Dr. Phil comes into play, look at an opponent's hand, then order them to discard a card of your choice. %rAction: Any player may use this action. Order target player to pick up Dr. Phil. (""I hate Dr. Phil."")skipcard hr/Draw/Action/Order target player to draw a card. If target player has a copy of this card in their hand, they may play it as a counter-draw instead of drawing the card. (""Who has the fastest hands...?"")skipcard hr/Draw/Action/Order target player to draw a card. If target player has a copy of this card in their hand, they may play it as a counter-draw instead of drawing the card. (""Who has the fastest hands...?"")skipcard hr/Draw/Action/Order target player to draw a card. If target player has a copy of this card in their hand, they may play it as a counter-draw instead of drawing the card. (""Who has the fastest hands...?"")skipcard hr/Draw/Action/Order target player to draw a card. If target player has a copy of this card in their hand, they may play it as a counter-draw instead of drawing the card. (""Who has the fastest hands...?"")skipcard hr/Draw/Action/Order target player to draw a card. If target player has a copy of this card in their hand, they may play it as a counter-draw instead of drawing the card. (""Who has the fastest hands...?"")skipcard hr/Counter/Action/You may play this Action in response to any other Action. If an Action is played against you, you may turn it against that opponent instead. (""Remind me never to get in his bad books."")skipcard hr/Counter/Action/You may play this Action in response to any other Action. If an Action is played against you, you may turn it against that opponent instead. (""Remind me never to get in his bad books."")skipcard hr/Counter/Action/You may play this Action in response to any other Action. If an Action is played against you, you may turn it against that opponent instead. (""Remind me never to get in his bad books."")skipcard hr/Exhume/Action/Take any card from the discard pile, and put it in target player's hand. (""Nobody wants the remains of the day..."")skipcard hr/Exhume/Action/Take any card from the discard pile, and put it in target player's hand. (""Nobody wants the remains of the day..."")skipcard hr/Bury/Action/Destroy target thing. (""It's dead, so let's get rid of it!"")skipcard hr/Bury/Action/Destroy target thing. (""It's dead, so let's get rid of it!"")skipcard hr/Bury/Action/Destroy target thing. (""It's dead, so let's get rid of it!"")skipcard hr/Armageddon/Action/Destroy all things in play. (""For some people, it means a new start."")skipcard hr/Sleight of Hand/Action/Bring target thing into your control. (""What was yours, is now mine."")skipcard hr/Sleight of Hand/Action/Bring target thing into your control. (""What was yours, is now mine."")skipcard hr/Sleight of Hand/Action/Bring target thing into your control. (""What was yours, is now mine."")@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Draw deck into the Dvorak Engine.