To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeckskipcard hr/Rotting in your Own Filth/Action/If you control 3 or more Health Hazards, you win the game.skipcard hr/Hoarding Professional/Action/If you control 8 or more pieces of Junk, you win the game.skipcard hr/Kleptomaniac/Action/Take a piece of Junk from any player and put it under your control.skipcard hr/Dumpster Diving/Action/Search the discard pile for a piece of Junk and put it in your hand.skipcard hr/Moving Van/Action/You may play as many Things as you want this turn.skipcard hr/Rummage Sale/Action/Draw back up to your hand limit.skipcard hr/Property Condemnation/Action/Destroy target Health Hazard.skipcard hr/Hammer/Action/Destroy target Junk.skipcard hr/Property Tax/Action/The player(s) with the most Junk must discard two random cards.skipcard hb/Old Newspapers/Thing - Junk/Hey, it says JFK was shot!skipcard hb/Baby Clothes/Thing - Junk/You might have a kid someday!skipcard hb/Torn-Up Couch/Thing - Junk/There's only three springs sticking out!skipcard hb/Eight-Track Collection/Thing - Junk/Disco's coming back, baby!skipcard hb/Broken Piano/Thing - Junk/Half the keys still work!skipcard hb/Dead Christmas Tree/Thing - Junk/It'll save me buying another one six months from now!skipcard hb/Movie Action Figures/Thing - Junk/They'll be collectibles someday!skipcard hb/Pile of Beer Cans/Thing - Junk/They're worth a dollar recycled if I can get enough!skipcard hb/Busted TV/Thing - Junk/I'll get it fixed tommorow, I swear!skipcard hb/80s Clothes/Thing - Junk/It's just a matter of time before they come back in style!skipcard hb/Leftover Food/Thing - Junk/Microwave it and it's just as good as before!skipcard hb/Dirty Dishes/Thing - Junk/I'll do 'em on Friday, now leave me alone!skipcard hb/Football Equipment/Thing - Junk/I used this in high school, 20 years ago!skipcard hb/Commodore Computer/Thing - Junk/It has an entire 64K of memory!skipcard hb/Magazine Collection/Thing - Junk/I'll get to reading 'em again someday!skipcard hm/Cockroaches (4)/Thing - Health Hazard/They're not hurting anyone.skipcard hm/Mold Culture (4)/Thing - Health Hazard/It's like a science experiment in my own living room.skipcard hm/Rotting Garbage (3)/Thing - Health Hazard/I'll take it out tommorow, I promise.skipcard hm/Rodents (3)/Thing - Health Hazard/They clean up the food I drop on the floor.skipcard hm/Dust Mites (2)/Thing - Health Hazard/You can't even see 'em; what's the harm?skipcard hm/Stray Animals (1)/Thing - Health Hazard/This Thing is always controlled by the player with the most Junk. If two or more players are tied for the most Junk, it stays with its current owner.@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Compulsive Hoarding deck into the Dvorak Engine.