Blue Eyes White Dragon |
+10 |
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Thing |
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You must destroy at least 10 points of things you control when you play this. Action: Eliminate an opponent! |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Destroy all things that say Win, Lose, or Eliminate. Each player reveals their hand and discards all cards that say the above. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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You may only play this card if you are a True Guitar Hero. Eliminate a Player! |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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If Rum is destroyed, you may say "But why is the rum gone?" If you do, draw a card. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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This card is a copy of the last action played. (Note that "Action:" abilities are actions.) |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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At the beginning of a male player's turn, he may draw an extra card. If he doesn't, he may play an extra action or thing this turn. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Action: Take control of a thing. At then end of your turn, give this card to the next player. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Choose any number of players. For the duration of the game, their genders are changed. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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At the beginning of a player's turn, they draw 2 cards instead of 1. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Action: Take control of a thing. Thing: Take control of a thing. When you control more than 7 things, you Win! |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. Put any of them on top or bottom of the deck in any order. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Take a thing from each player. You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Take a thing from each player. You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Take a thing from each player. You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Take a thing from each player. You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Take a thing from each player. You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Take a thing from each player. You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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An opponent discards 2 cards. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Right before you play Duplicate, it becomes a copy of a thing in play. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Equipped thing has "Action: Destroy a thing." |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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If a player has 15 or more points and 5 more than anyone else, They Win! |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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If a player has 15 or more points and 5 more than anyone else, They Win! |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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If a player has 15 or more points and 5 more than anyone else, They Win! |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Your maximum hand size is doubled. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Discard a card. Everyone else discards two. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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If you talk, destroy Form of the Mime. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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You cannot be eliminated. You cannot win unless everyone else is eliminated. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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At the beginning of a female player's turn, she may draw an extra card. If she doesn't, she may play an extra action or thing this turn. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Trust Me, You're Not Spartacus. |
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Action |
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Play this anytime. Anyone who claimed to be Spartacus this turn must discard their hand if they didn't control Spartacus. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Things you control that aren't Ladies' Knight cannot be destroyed. This comes into play with 2 shining armor counters on it. If it would be destroyed, remove a counter instead. Only play this card if you are female. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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If you control things named Lights and Camera, you may play an extra action each turn if you say "Lights, Camera, Action!" when you play it. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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This comes into play with 3 counters on it. At any time, you may remove a counter from Mr. Clean to render any card totally blank except for "Type - Subtype". A blanked card will return to normal when it goes back to the deck. Action and Thing: Put a counter on Mr. Clean. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Each person may play a thing. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Ultimate Nuclear Detonation |
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Action |
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Destroy all things and New Rules. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Whenever you play a card, put an EXP counter on Level Up. Your Maximum hand size is increased by 1 for every 3 EXP, to a maximum of +5. This card is worth 1 point for each EXP counter. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Search the deck for a thing and play it. This card counts as playing an Action and a Thing. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Your Astonishing Sexiness allows you to control an opponent's next turn. If they are the same sex as you, this card does nothing. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Mysterious Ticking Noise |
+10 |
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Thing - Equipment |
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This comes into play with 10 counters on it. At the beginning of each turn, remove one. This card is worth 1 less point for each counter. When this has no counters, Equipped thing's controller is Eliminated! And destroy the equipped thing, too. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Play this anytime. Choose a card whose text you can see. For the remainder of the game, that card's text is modified as follows: You may add, delete, or change any single word. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Everyone discards their hand and draws a card. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Destroy all things controlled by a player. All players must vote on the target player. Only you may change your vote and you cannot be voted for. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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You may play this onto a thing with an "Action:" or similiar ability just as its controller attempts to use it. Add "Destroy this thing and discard a random card." to the end of equipped thing's abilities. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Target Player loses a turn. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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No one else can play I Am Spartacus. If you play I Am Spartacus, destroy Spartacus and the end of your turn. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Look at an opponent's hand. Take a card and play it. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Nirvana cannot be destroyed. If you have no cards in your hand and no other things in play, You Win! |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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If a player has more points than anyone else, that player destroys thing he controls until this is no longer the case. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ's Brother |
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When you play Birthday Party, each opponent searches the deck for a card and adds it to your hand. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Whenever you would draw a card, you may discard 2 cards instead. If you do, search the deck for 3 cards. The next player chooses one of them and puts it in your hand. Discard the other two. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Anyone who destroys this is a horrible, terrible person. Eliminate them! |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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If you control all things in play and at least 4, you Win! |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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You must say "Band Ten Hut!" as you play this. The last opponent to say "Go!" must destroy 3 things he controls. If everyone says it at about the same time, nothing happens. (This card is Lowery-related.) |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Play this only when someone plays a card. prevent it from being played and put it in your hand. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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You may only play this if you are a True Guitar Hero. You may play 10 extra actions/things this turn. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Search the deck for a New Rule and play it. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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If everyone has controlled Marijuana since it was last played, Everyone Wins! |
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Card : ChippyYYZ's Brother |
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All players of the opposite sex lose a turn. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Equipped thing has all "Action:" and similiar abilities of all things in play. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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At the end of your turn, put a toy token that is worth 1 point into play for each opponent and give those toys to them while saying "Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas!" |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Borrow Without Permission |
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Action |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Infinity Energy Blast Wave of Utter Annhialation and Destruction |
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Action |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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You are a True Guitar Hero. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Thing - the wooden kind of club |
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Action: Destroy a thing. Play this only if you are male. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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At any time, you may look at a player's hand. If that player is not the same sex, they may destroy this. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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I Am Wiser Than All Gods and Scientists |
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Action |
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Draw 3 cards. You have no maximum hand size this turn. |
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Card : Kevan, adapted from Time Cube deck |
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At any time during your turn, you may give an opponent The Finger (This finger). That player discards a card. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Once during your turn, you may look at an opponent's hand. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Roll two dice. On a 7, you Win! |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Target player must play one random card next turn. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Mjolnir, Thor's Hammer |
+5 |
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Thing |
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If this is in your hand at the beginning of your turn, return it to your hand at the end of your turn, wherever it is. Thing: Eliminate a player! |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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At the end of each player's turn, they discard a card and place it underneath The Infinity Vortex. These cards are not considered "in play". If Infinity Vortex is destroyed, Each player, beginning with you, plays a random card from under Infinity Vortex until there are no playable cards left. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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If equipped thing would be destroyed, destroy Armor Plating instead. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Play order is reversed, and the beginning and end of turns are switched. Yes, the turn you play this has two beginnings and no end. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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If a player has at least 5 more points than everyone else combined and at least twice as many as 2nd place, eliminate them! |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Randomly rearrange everyone's things so that each player has as many as they did. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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The United Nations Building |
+2 |
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Thing |
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This belongs to all players. Cards cannot be played unless they target the UN building or everyone agrees on it. |
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Card : Kevan, adapted by ChippyYYZ |
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Players may play an extra action or thing each turn. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Draw 2 cards or each opponent discards a card. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Draw and reveal five cards; an opponent chooses one of them, and you get to play five copies of it. Discard the other four. |
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Card : Kevan, borrowed by ChippyYYZ |
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Everyone but the player with the fewest cards discards cards randomly until everyone has the same number of cards. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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You may play 2 extra cards this turn. Take another turn, then skip your next turn. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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At the beginning of each player's turn, before drawing a card, that player sets aside his hand and chooses a random card from it. He gets his hand back at the end of the turn. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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When you play Jordan, you Lose unless you are a True Guitar Hero indeed. Action: You Win! |
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Card : ChippyYYZ, Song by Buckethead |
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Destroy Fascism and take control of Eastern Europe. If you have done both using this card, you Win! |
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Card : Pongo, Adapted by ChippyYYZ |
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Add one of the three bottom cards of the discard pile to your hand. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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At any time, you may destroy a thing you control other than Blast Furnace and draw a card. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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At any time, you may choose a color and put 3 (color) mana tokens worth +1 each into play. Destroy Black Lotus. |
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Card : Zaratustra, adapted by ChippyYYZ |
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When you play this, sit on it. if you ever stop sitting on it, it's ability cannot be used while it remains in play. Action: Put a Hatch counter on the Giant Egg. If it has 3 counters, You Win! |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Maximum hand size is now 3. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Lowery's Seal of Approval |
+5 |
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Thing - Equipment |
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Equipped thing and Mr. Lowery's Seal are indestructible. You and your things cannot be negatively affected by Lowery-related cards. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Shuffle everyone's hands together and deal everyone a new hand. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Memo From Your Future Self: "Don't Do It!" |
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Thing |
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When someone plays something, you may destroy this and send their card to the discard pile. It has no effect. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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At the beginning of your turn, you may destroy Time Cube. If you do, take 3 extra beginnings of your turn, play up to 6 extra actions or things, and 3 extra ends of your turn. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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If this is destroyed, draw a card and play it. |
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Card : Kevan, adapted from Putting Things on Top of Other Things deck |
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Each opponent discards a random card for each thing he controls. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Search the deck for all of the following and put them on top of the deck in random order: The Guitar of Heroes, Blue Eyes White Dragon, Mjolnir, all 3 End of the Games, Mysterious Ticking Noise, Fascism, Time Cube, The Giant Egg, Proletariat Revolution, Modifications, Gotta Catch'em All! |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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