Dvorak Export: Chippy's deck


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Blue Eyes White Dragon +10
Thing
You must destroy at least 10 points of things you control when you play this.
Action: Eliminate an opponent!
Card : ChippyYYZ
Postpone Judgement
Action
Destroy all things that say Win, Lose, or Eliminate. Each player reveals their hand and discards all cards that say the above.
Card : ChippyYYZ
El Kabong!
Action
You may only play this card if you are a True Guitar Hero.
Eliminate a Player!
Card : ChippyYYZ
Rum +4
Thing
If Rum is destroyed, you may say "But why is the rum gone?"
If you do, draw a card.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Encore
Action
This card is a copy of the last action played.
(Note that "Action:" abilities are actions.)
Card : ChippyYYZ
Menergy
Thing - New Rule
At the beginning of a male player's turn, he may draw an extra card. If he doesn't, he may play an extra action or thing this turn.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Pilferers For Hire -2
Thing
Action: Take control of a thing.
At then end of your turn, give this card to the next player.
Card : ChippyYYZ
XY Transmogrification
Action
Choose any number of players. For the duration of the game, their genders are changed.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Draw 2
Thing - New Rule
At the beginning of a player's turn, they draw 2 cards instead of 1.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Fascism -3
Thing
Action: Take control of a thing.
Thing: Take control of a thing.
When you control more than 7 things, you Win!
Card : ChippyYYZ
Advanced Reconaissance
Action
Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. Put any of them on top or bottom of the deck in any order.
Card : ChippyYYZ
I Am Spartacus
Action
Take a thing from each player.
You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.
Card : ChippyYYZ
I Am Spartacus
Action
Take a thing from each player.
You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.
Card : ChippyYYZ
I Am Spartacus
Action
Take a thing from each player.
You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.
Card : ChippyYYZ
I Am Spartacus
Action
Take a thing from each player.
You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.
Card : ChippyYYZ
I Am Spartacus
Action
Take a thing from each player.
You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.
Card : ChippyYYZ
I Am Spartacus
Action
Take a thing from each player.
You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Electrostatic Bolt
Action
An opponent discards 2 cards.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Duplicate ?
Thing - Shapeshifter
Right before you play Duplicate, it becomes a copy of a thing in play.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Rocket Launcher +2
Thing - Equipment
Equipped thing has
"Action: Destroy a thing."
Card : ChippyYYZ
End of the Game
Action
If a player has 15 or more points and 5 more than anyone else, They Win!
Card : ChippyYYZ
End of the Game
Action
If a player has 15 or more points and 5 more than anyone else, They Win!
Card : ChippyYYZ
End of the Game
Action
If a player has 15 or more points and 5 more than anyone else, They Win!
Card : ChippyYYZ
Anarchy
Action
Destroy all new rules.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Second Hand Store +2
Thing
Your maximum hand size is doubled.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Meltdown
Action
Discard a card. Everyone else discards two.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Form of the Mime +5
Thing
If you talk, destroy Form of the Mime.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Cursed Aztec Gold +25
Thing
You cannot be eliminated. You cannot win unless everyone else is eliminated.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Girl Power
Thing - New Rule
At the beginning of a female player's turn, she may draw an extra card. If she doesn't, she may play an extra action or thing this turn.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Trust Me, You're Not Spartacus.
Action
Play this anytime. Anyone who claimed to be Spartacus this turn must discard their hand if they didn't control Spartacus.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Ladies' Knight +3
Thing
Things you control that aren't Ladies' Knight cannot be destroyed.
This comes into play with 2 shining armor counters on it. If it would be destroyed, remove a counter instead.
Only play this card if you are female.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Lights +3
Thing
If you control things named Lights and Camera, you may play an extra action each turn if you say "Lights, Camera, Action!" when you play it.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Mr. Clean +2
Thing
This comes into play with 3 counters on it.
At any time, you may remove a counter from Mr. Clean to render any card totally blank except for "Type - Subtype". A blanked card will return to normal when it goes back to the deck.
Action and Thing: Put a counter on Mr. Clean.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Arms Race
Action
Each person may play a thing.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Ultimate Nuclear Detonation
Action
Destroy all things and New Rules.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Level Up! EXP
thing
Whenever you play a card, put an EXP counter on Level Up.
Your Maximum hand size is increased by 1 for every 3 EXP, to a maximum of +5.
This card is worth 1 point for each EXP counter.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Raindrops on Roses
Action
Search the deck for a thing and play it.
This card counts as playing an Action and a Thing.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Astonishing Sexiness
Action
Your Astonishing Sexiness allows you to control an opponent's next turn. If they are the same sex as you, this card does nothing.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Mysterious Ticking Noise +10
Thing - Equipment
This comes into play with 10 counters on it. At the beginning of each turn, remove one.
This card is worth 1 less point for each counter.
When this has no counters, Equipped thing's controller is Eliminated!
And destroy the equipped thing, too.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Modifications
Action
Play this anytime. Choose a card whose text you can see. For the remainder of the game, that card's text is modified as follows:
You may add, delete, or change any single word.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Brainfreeze
Action
Everyone discards their hand and draws a card.
Card : ChippyYYZ
The Wrath of Mr. Lowery
Action
Destroy all things controlled by a player. All players must vote on the target player. Only you may change your vote and you cannot be voted for.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Fatal Circuitry Flaw
Thing - Equipment
You may play this onto a thing with an "Action:" or similiar ability just as its controller attempts to use it.
Add "Destroy this thing and discard a random card." to the end of equipped thing's abilities.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Ice Blast
Action
Target Player loses a turn.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Spartacus +5
Thing
No one else can play I Am Spartacus.
If you play I Am Spartacus, destroy Spartacus and the end of your turn.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Eastern Europe +8
Thing
Card : ChippyYYZ
Gimme That!
Action
Look at an opponent's hand. Take a card and play it.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Nirvana
Thing - Not a Band
Nirvana cannot be destroyed.
If you have no cards in your hand and no other things in play, You Win!
Card : ChippyYYZ
Sic Semper Tyrannis
Action
If a player has more points than anyone else, that player destroys thing he controls until this is no longer the case.
Card : ChippyYYZ's Brother
Birthday Party +3
Thing
When you play Birthday Party, each opponent searches the deck for a card and adds it to your hand.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Google +2
Thing
Whenever you would draw a card, you may discard 2 cards instead. If you do, search the deck for 3 cards. The next player chooses one of them and puts it in your hand. Discard the other two.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Newborn Baby +5
Thing
Anyone who destroys this is a horrible, terrible person. Eliminate them!
Card : ChippyYYZ
Gotta Catch'em All!
Action
If you control all things in play and at least 4, you Win!
Card : ChippyYYZ
"Band Ten Hut!"
Action
You must say "Band Ten Hut!" as you play this. The last opponent to say "Go!" must destroy 3 things he controls. If everyone says it at about the same time, nothing happens.
(This card is Lowery-related.)
Card : ChippyYYZ
Lightning-Quick Robbery
Action
Play this only when someone plays a card. prevent it from being played and put it in your hand.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Guitar Solo
Action
You may only play this if you are a True Guitar Hero.
You may play 10 extra actions/things this turn.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Edict of Mr. Lowery
Action
Search the deck for a New Rule and play it.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Marijuana +4
Thing
If everyone has controlled Marijuana since it was last played, Everyone Wins!
Card : ChippyYYZ's Brother
Breathtaking Sexiness
Action
All players of the opposite sex lose a turn.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Copycat +1
Thing - Equipment
Equipped thing has all "Action:" and similiar abilities of all things in play.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Santa's Workshop +6
Thing
At the end of your turn, put a toy token that is worth 1 point into play for each opponent and give those toys to them while saying "Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas!"
Card : ChippyYYZ
Borrow Without Permission
Action
Gain control of a thing.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Infinity Energy Blast Wave of Utter Annhialation and Destruction
Action
Destroy a thing.
Card : ChippyYYZ
The Guitar of Heroes +6
Thing
You are a True Guitar Hero.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Gentleman's Club +3
Thing - the wooden kind of club
Action: Destroy a thing.
Play this only if you are male.
Card : ChippyYYZ
X-Ray Goggles +2
thing
At any time, you may look at a player's hand. If that player is not the same sex, they may destroy this.
Card : ChippyYYZ
I Am Wiser Than All Gods and Scientists
Action
Draw 3 cards. You have no maximum hand size this turn.
Card : Kevan, adapted from Time Cube deck
The Finger +1
Thing
At any time during your turn, you may give an opponent The Finger (This finger). That player discards a card.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Camera +3
Thing
Once during your turn, you may look at an opponent's hand.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Lottery Ticket
Action
Roll two dice. On a 7, you Win!
Card : ChippyYYZ
Temporary Insanity
Action
Target player must play one random card next turn.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Mjolnir, Thor's Hammer +5
Thing
If this is in your hand at the beginning of your turn, return it to your hand at the end of your turn, wherever it is.
Thing: Eliminate a player!
Card : ChippyYYZ
The Infinity Vortex
Thing
At the end of each player's turn, they discard a card and place it underneath The Infinity Vortex. These cards are not considered "in play".
If Infinity Vortex is destroyed, Each player, beginning with you, plays a random card from under Infinity Vortex until there are no playable cards left.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Armor Plating +1
Thing - Equipment
If equipped thing would be destroyed, destroy Armor Plating instead.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Backwards
Thing - New Rule
Play order is reversed, and the beginning and end of turns are switched.
Yes, the turn you play this has two beginnings and no end.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Proletariat Revolution
Action
If a player has at least 5 more points than everyone else combined and at least twice as many as 2nd place, eliminate them!
Card : ChippyYYZ
Hurricane Bob
Action
Randomly rearrange everyone's things so that each player has as many as they did.
Card : ChippyYYZ
The United Nations Building +2
Thing
This belongs to all players. Cards cannot be played unless they target the UN building or everyone agrees on it.
Card : Kevan, adapted by ChippyYYZ
Play 3
Thing - New Rule
Players may play an extra action or thing each turn.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Mind Explosion
Action
Draw 2 cards or each opponent discards a card.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Spam Attack
Action
Draw and reveal five cards; an opponent chooses one of them, and you get to play five copies of it. Discard the other four.
Card : Kevan, borrowed by ChippyYYZ
This New Rule Sucks
Action
Destroy a New Rule.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Vicious Balance
Action
Everyone but the player with the fewest cards discards cards randomly until everyone has the same number of cards.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Energy Drink
Action
You may play 2 extra cards this turn. Take another turn, then skip your next turn.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Limited Options
Thing - New Rule
At the beginning of each player's turn, before drawing a card, that player sets aside his hand and chooses a random card from it. He gets his hand back at the end of the turn.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Jordan +10
Thing
When you play Jordan, you Lose unless you are a True Guitar Hero indeed.
Action: You Win!
Card : ChippyYYZ, Song by Buckethead
Stalin's Might
Action
Destroy Fascism and take control of Eastern Europe. If you have done both using this card, you Win!
Card : Pongo, Adapted by ChippyYYZ
Dumpster Diving
Action
Add one of the three bottom cards of the discard pile to your hand.
Card : ChippyYYZ
The Thing +1
thing
Card : ChippyYYZ
Blast Furnace +3
Thing
At any time, you may destroy a thing you control other than Blast Furnace and draw a card.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Black Lotus +3
Thing
At any time, you may choose a color and put 3 (color) mana tokens worth +1 each into play. Destroy Black Lotus.
Card : Zaratustra, adapted by ChippyYYZ
The Giant Egg +1
Thing
When you play this, sit on it. if you ever stop sitting on it, it's ability cannot be used while it remains in play.
Action: Put a Hatch counter on the Giant Egg. If it has 3 counters, You Win!
Card : ChippyYYZ
Max Hand Size 3
Thing - New Rule
Maximum hand size is now 3.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Lowery's Seal of Approval +5
Thing - Equipment
Equipped thing and Mr. Lowery's Seal are indestructible. You and your things cannot be negatively affected by Lowery-related cards.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Handshaking
Action
Shuffle everyone's hands together and deal everyone a new hand.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Memo From Your Future Self: "Don't Do It!"
Thing
When someone plays something, you may destroy this and send their card to the discard pile. It has no effect.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Time Cube +4
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, you may destroy Time Cube. If you do, take 3 extra beginnings of your turn, play up to 6 extra actions or things, and 3 extra ends of your turn.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Mystery Box +2
Thing
If this is destroyed, draw a card and play it.
Card : Kevan, adapted from Putting Things on Top of Other Things deck
Cluttered Thinking
Action
Each opponent discards a random card for each thing he controls.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Superweapon Research
Action
Search the deck for all of the following and put them on top of the deck in random order: The Guitar of Heroes, Blue Eyes White Dragon, Mjolnir, all 3 End of the Games, Mysterious Ticking Noise, Fascism, Time Cube, The Giant Egg, Proletariat Revolution, Modifications, Gotta Catch'em All!
Card : ChippyYYZ

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