To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeckskipcard hb/Blue Eyes White Dragon (+10)/Thing/You must destroy at least 10 points of things you control when you play this.<BR> Action: Eliminate an opponent!skipcard hr/Postpone Judgement/Action/Destroy all things that say Win, Lose, or Eliminate. Each player reveals their hand and discards all cards that say the above.skipcard hr/El Kabong!/Action/You may only play this card if you are a True Guitar Hero.<BR>Eliminate a Player!skipcard hb/Rum (+4)/Thing/If Rum is destroyed, you may say "But why is the rum gone?"<BR>If you do, draw a card.skipcard hr/Encore/Action/This card is a copy of the last action played.<BR>(Note that "Action:" abilities are actions.)skipcard hb/Menergy/Thing - New Rule/At the beginning of a male player's turn, he may draw an extra card. If he doesn't, he may play an extra action or thing this turn.skipcard hb/Pilferers For Hire (-2)/Thing/Action: Take control of a thing. <BR>At then end of your turn, give this card to the next player.skipcard hr/XY Transmogrification/Action/Choose any number of players. For the duration of the game, their genders are changed.skipcard hb/Draw 2/Thing - New Rule/At the beginning of a player's turn, they draw 2 cards instead of 1.skipcard hb/Fascism (-3)/Thing/Action: Take control of a thing.<BR>Thing: Take control of a thing.<BR>When you control more than 7 things, you Win!skipcard hr/Advanced Reconaissance/Action/Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. Put any of them on top or bottom of the deck in any order.skipcard hr/I Am Spartacus/Action/Take a thing from each player.<BR>You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.skipcard hr/I Am Spartacus/Action/Take a thing from each player.<BR>You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.skipcard hr/I Am Spartacus/Action/Take a thing from each player.<BR>You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.skipcard hr/I Am Spartacus/Action/Take a thing from each player.<BR>You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.skipcard hr/I Am Spartacus/Action/Take a thing from each player.<BR>You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.skipcard hr/I Am Spartacus/Action/Take a thing from each player.<BR>You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.skipcard hr/Electrostatic Bolt/Action/An opponent discards 2 cards.skipcard hb/Duplicate (?)/Thing - Shapeshifter/Right before you play Duplicate, it becomes a copy of a thing in play.skipcard hb/Rocket Launcher (+2)/Thing - Equipment/Equipped thing has <BR>"Action: Destroy a thing."skipcard hr/End of the Game/Action/If a player has 15 or more points and 5 more than anyone else, They Win!skipcard hr/End of the Game/Action/If a player has 15 or more points and 5 more than anyone else, They Win!skipcard hr/End of the Game/Action/If a player has 15 or more points and 5 more than anyone else, They Win!skipcard hr/Anarchy/Action/Destroy all new rules.skipcard hb/Second Hand Store (+2)/Thing/Your maximum hand size is doubled.skipcard hr/Meltdown/Action/Discard a card. Everyone else discards two.skipcard hb/Form of the Mime (+5)/Thing/If you talk, destroy Form of the Mime.skipcard hb/Cursed Aztec Gold (+25)/Thing/You cannot be eliminated. You cannot win unless everyone else is eliminated.skipcard hb/Girl Power/Thing - New Rule/At the beginning of a female player's turn, she may draw an extra card. If she doesn't, she may play an extra action or thing this turn.skipcard hr/Trust Me, You're Not Spartacus./Action/Play this anytime. Anyone who claimed to be Spartacus this turn must discard their hand if they didn't control Spartacus.skipcard hb/Ladies' Knight (+3)/Thing/Things you control that aren't Ladies' Knight cannot be destroyed.<BR>This comes into play with 2 shining armor counters on it. If it would be destroyed, remove a counter instead.<BR>Only play this card if you are female.skipcard hb/Lights (+3)/Thing/If you control things named Lights and Camera, you may play an extra action each turn if you say "Lights, Camera, Action!" when you play it.skipcard hb/Mr. Clean (+2)/Thing/This comes into play with 3 counters on it.<BR>At any time, you may remove a counter from Mr. Clean to render any card totally blank except for "Type - Subtype". A blanked card will return to normal when it goes back to the deck.<BR>Action and Thing: Put a counter on Mr. Clean.skipcard hr/Arms Race/Action/Each person may play a thing.skipcard hr/Ultimate Nuclear Detonation/Action/Destroy all things and New Rules.skipcard hw/Level Up! (EXP)/thing/Whenever you play a card, put an EXP counter on Level Up.<BR>Your Maximum hand size is increased by 1 for every 3 EXP, to a maximum of +5.<BR>This card is worth 1 point for each EXP counter.skipcard hr/Raindrops on Roses/Action/Search the deck for a thing and play it.<BR>This card counts as playing an Action and a Thing.skipcard hr/Astonishing Sexiness/Action/Your Astonishing Sexiness allows you to control an opponent's next turn. If they are the same sex as you, this card does nothing.skipcard hb/Mysterious Ticking Noise (+10)/Thing - Equipment/This comes into play with 10 counters on it. At the beginning of each turn, remove one.<BR>This card is worth 1 less point for each counter.<BR>When this has no counters, Equipped thing's controller is Eliminated!<BR>And destroy the equipped thing, too.skipcard hr/Modifications/Action/Play this anytime. Choose a card whose text you can see. For the remainder of the game, that card's text is modified as follows:<BR>You may add, delete, or change any single word.skipcard hr/Brainfreeze/Action/Everyone discards their hand and draws a card.skipcard hr/The Wrath of Mr. Lowery/Action/Destroy all things controlled by a player. All players must vote on the target player. Only you may change your vote and you cannot be voted for.skipcard hb/Fatal Circuitry Flaw/Thing - Equipment/You may play this onto a thing with an "Action:" or similiar ability just as its controller attempts to use it.<BR>Add "Destroy this thing and discard a random card." to the end of equipped thing's abilities.skipcard hr/Ice Blast/Action/Target Player loses a turn.skipcard hb/Spartacus (+5)/Thing/No one else can play I Am Spartacus.<BR>If you play I Am Spartacus, destroy Spartacus and the end of your turn.skipcard hb/Eastern Europe (+8)/Thing/skipcard hr/Gimme That!/Action/Look at an opponent's hand. Take a card and play it.skipcard hb/Nirvana/Thing - Not a Band/Nirvana cannot be destroyed.<BR>If you have no cards in your hand and no other things in play, You Win!skipcard hr/Sic Semper Tyrannis/Action/If a player has more points than anyone else, that player destroys thing he controls until this is no longer the case.skipcard hb/Birthday Party (+3)/Thing/When you play Birthday Party, each opponent searches the deck for a card and adds it to your hand.skipcard hb/Google (+2)/Thing/Whenever you would draw a card, you may discard 2 cards instead. If you do, search the deck for 3 cards. The next player chooses one of them and puts it in your hand. Discard the other two.skipcard hb/Newborn Baby (+5)/Thing/Anyone who destroys this is a horrible, terrible person. Eliminate them!skipcard hr/Gotta Catch'em All!/Action/If you control all things in play and at least 4, you Win!skipcard hr/"Band Ten Hut!"/Action/You must say "Band Ten Hut!" as you play this. The last opponent to say "Go!" must destroy 3 things he controls. If everyone says it at about the same time, nothing happens.<BR>(This card is Lowery-related.)skipcard hr/Lightning-Quick Robbery/Action/Play this only when someone plays a card. prevent it from being played and put it in your hand.skipcard hr/Guitar Solo/Action/You may only play this if you are a True Guitar Hero.<BR>You may play 10 extra actions/things this turn.skipcard hr/Edict of Mr. Lowery/Action/Search the deck for a New Rule and play it.skipcard hb/Marijuana (+4)/Thing/If everyone has controlled Marijuana since it was last played, Everyone Wins!skipcard hr/Breathtaking Sexiness/Action/All players of the opposite sex lose a turn.skipcard hb/Copycat (+1)/Thing - Equipment/Equipped thing has all "Action:" and similiar abilities of all things in play.skipcard hb/Santa's Workshop (+6)/Thing/At the end of your turn, put a toy token that is worth 1 point into play for each opponent and give those toys to them while saying "Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas!"skipcard hr/Borrow Without Permission/Action/Gain control of a thing.skipcard hr/Infinity Energy Blast Wave of Utter Annhialation and Destruction/Action/Destroy a thing.skipcard hb/The Guitar of Heroes (+6)/Thing/You are a True Guitar Hero.skipcard hb/Gentleman's Club (+3)/Thing - the wooden kind of club/Action: Destroy a thing.<BR>Play this only if you are male.skipcard hw/X-Ray Goggles (+2)/thing/At any time, you may look at a player's hand. If that player is not the same sex, they may destroy this.skipcard hr/I Am Wiser Than All Gods and Scientists/Action/Draw 3 cards. You have no maximum hand size this turn.skipcard hb/The Finger (+1)/Thing/At any time during your turn, you may give an opponent The Finger (This finger). That player discards a card.skipcard hb/Camera (+3)/Thing/Once during your turn, you may look at an opponent's hand.skipcard hr/Lottery Ticket/Action/Roll two dice. On a 7, you Win!skipcard hr/Temporary Insanity/Action/Target player must play one random card next turn.skipcard hb/Mjolnir, Thor's Hammer (+5)/Thing/If this is in your hand at the beginning of your turn, return it to your hand at the end of your turn, wherever it is.<BR>Thing: Eliminate a player!skipcard hb/The Infinity Vortex/Thing/At the end of each player's turn, they discard a card and place it underneath The Infinity Vortex. These cards are not considered "in play".<BR>If Infinity Vortex is destroyed, Each player, beginning with you, plays a random card from under Infinity Vortex until there are no playable cards left.skipcard hb/Armor Plating (+1)/Thing - Equipment/If equipped thing would be destroyed, destroy Armor Plating instead.skipcard hb/Backwards/Thing - New Rule/Play order is reversed, and the beginning and end of turns are switched.<BR>Yes, the turn you play this has two beginnings and no end.skipcard hr/Proletariat Revolution/Action/If a player has at least 5 more points than everyone else combined and at least twice as many as 2nd place, eliminate them!skipcard hr/Hurricane Bob/Action/Randomly rearrange everyone's things so that each player has as many as they did.skipcard hb/The United Nations Building (+2)/Thing/This belongs to all players. Cards cannot be played unless they target the UN building or everyone agrees on it.skipcard hb/Play 3/Thing - New Rule/Players may play an extra action or thing each turn.skipcard hr/Mind Explosion/Action/Draw 2 cards or each opponent discards a card.skipcard hr/Spam Attack/Action/Draw and reveal five cards; an opponent chooses one of them, and you get to play five copies of it. Discard the other four.skipcard hr/This New Rule Sucks/Action/Destroy a New Rule.skipcard hr/Vicious Balance/Action/Everyone but the player with the fewest cards discards cards randomly until everyone has the same number of cards.skipcard hr/Energy Drink/Action/You may play 2 extra cards this turn. Take another turn, then skip your next turn.skipcard hb/Limited Options/Thing - New Rule/At the beginning of each player's turn, before drawing a card, that player sets aside his hand and chooses a random card from it. He gets his hand back at the end of the turn.skipcard hb/Jordan (+10)/Thing/When you play Jordan, you Lose unless you are a True Guitar Hero indeed.<BR>Action: You Win!skipcard hr/Stalin's Might/Action/Destroy Fascism and take control of Eastern Europe. If you have done both using this card, you Win!skipcard hr/Dumpster Diving/Action/Add one of the three bottom cards of the discard pile to your hand.skipcard hw/The Thing (+1)/thing/skipcard hb/Blast Furnace (+3)/Thing/At any time, you may destroy a thing you control other than Blast Furnace and draw a card.skipcard hb/Black Lotus (+3)/Thing/At any time, you may choose a color and put 3 (color) mana tokens worth +1 each into play. Destroy Black Lotus.skipcard hb/The Giant Egg (+1)/Thing/When you play this, sit on it. if you ever stop sitting on it, it's ability cannot be used while it remains in play.<BR>Action: Put a Hatch counter on the Giant Egg. If it has 3 counters, You Win!skipcard hb/Max Hand Size 3/Thing - New Rule/Maximum hand size is now 3.skipcard hb/Lowery's Seal of Approval (+5)/Thing - Equipment/Equipped thing and Mr. Lowery's Seal are indestructible. You and your things cannot be negatively affected by Lowery-related cards.skipcard hr/Handshaking/Action/Shuffle everyone's hands together and deal everyone a new hand.skipcard hb/Memo From Your Future Self: "Don't Do It!"/Thing/When someone plays something, you may destroy this and send their card to the discard pile. It has no effect.skipcard hb/Time Cube (+4)/Thing/At the beginning of your turn, you may destroy Time Cube. If you do, take 3 extra beginnings of your turn, play up to 6 extra actions or things, and 3 extra ends of your turn.skipcard hb/Mystery Box (+2)/Thing/If this is destroyed, draw a card and play it.skipcard hr/Cluttered Thinking/Action/Each opponent discards a random card for each thing he controls.skipcard hr/Superweapon Research/Action/Search the deck for all of the following and put them on top of the deck in random order: The Guitar of Heroes, Blue Eyes White Dragon, Mjolnir, all 3 End of the Games, Mysterious Ticking Noise, Fascism, Time Cube, The Giant Egg, Proletariat Revolution, Modifications, Gotta Catch'em All!@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Chippy's deck into the Dvorak Engine.