To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeck loadcard hg/The Demonic Demon's Demon/Demon/Draw a card. If it is any sort of Demon, you get another turn. loadcard hg/Any Old Demon/Demon/Play a card which is not a Demon. loadcard hg/Procrastination Demon/Demon/You can play double on the next turn, but your current turn is ended immediately. loadcard hg/Gift Demon/Demon/Draw 2 cards. loadcard hg/The Demonic Demon/Demon/Draw a card. If it is a card with a 'DE' (in that order, not 'ED') in its name, get another turn. loadcard hg/Retreating Demon/Demon/Get another turn then remove this and another card off play and back into your hand. loadcard hr/Demon Egg/Egg/After 2 turns, this will turn into an Any Old Demon. Write that down on this card, or record it somewhere. Just not on the wall, okay? loadcard hr/Ambiclawstrous Claws/Equipment/A Demon's effect will be done double. loadcard hx/Demon Reinforcement/Spell/Play a Demon card if you have one immediately on any turn. This will not affect the turn-based system. loadcard hx/The Power of Demonic Objects/Spell/If you have all Demons, instantly KO 2 cards. loadcard hy/Zombie/Undead/If this card is defeated, it needs to be defeated again to be completely discarded. After it is defeated once, turn it 90 degrees. loadcard hy/Any Old Zombie (As Long As It Is A Zombie)/Undead/If this card is defeated, it needs to be defeated again to be completely discarded. After it is defeated once, turn it 90 degrees. loadcard hy/Typo Zmoibe/Undead/If this card is defeated, it needs to be defeated again to be completely discarded. After it is defeated once, turn it 90 degrees. loadcard hy/Master Zombie/Undead/If this card is defeated, it needs to be defeated twice more to be completely discarded. After it is defeated once, turn it 45 degrees. After it is defeated twice, turn it another 45 degrees. loadcard hy/Nynelivos, the Undying/Undead/If this card is defeated, it needs to be defeated thrice more to be completely discarded. After it is defeated once, turn it 30 degrees. After it is defeated twice, turn it another 30 degrees. After it is defeated thrice, turn it yet another 30 degrees. loadcard hy/Skeleton/Undead/If this card is defeated, it needs to be defeated again to be completely discarded. After it is defeated once, turn it 90 degrees. loadcard hy/Funnyboneless Skeleton/Undead/If this card is defeated, it defeats off the card which defeated it because of its loss of its sense of humor. It needs to be defeated again to be completely discarded. loadcard hy/Thighless Skeleton/Undead/This card is the same as a normal Skeleton, but after it attacks, you need to wait two turns before it can attack again. Remember, no thighs means being slow. loadcard hy/Unknown Thing In A Grave/Undead/Draw a card. loadcard hr/Zombie Egg/Egg/After 2 turns, this will turn into an Any Old Zombie. Write that down on this card, or record it somewhere. Even your shoe. (As if you'll write it on your shoe.) loadcard hr/Skeleton Egg/Egg/After 2 turns, this will turn into a Skeleton. Write that down on this card, or record it somewhere. Of course, this is optional. If you have a mega-huge brain, this is unnecessary. loadcard hr/Gravedigger's Shovel/Equipment/This will make a Zombie need to be defeated once more than its life span -- same with Skeletons. loadcard hx/Back to Sleep!/Spell/This will make a Zombie go back to your hand, to prevent it from being killed off its lifespan. Once you summon it again, it will regain a life. loadcard hx/Cemetery Under Attack/Spell/If you have all Undead cards, do an instant KO to two cards. loadcard hr/Dwagon/Dwagon/This is a Dwagon. Yup, with a 'w'. Draw a card. loadcard hr/Fiwebreathing Dwagon/Dwagon/Draw a card. If it is a Demon or a Dwagon, you can draw 1 more card. loadcard hr/Conveniently-Placed Powcelain Dwagon/Dwagon/Draw a card. If it is a Demon or a Dwagon, you can draw 2 more cards. loadcard hr/Hystewical Dwagon/Dwagon/Play a Dwagon immediately if you have one. loadcard hr/Vewy Angwy Dwagon/Dwagon/Simply instant KO a card. If you were vewy angwy you'll do that, right? loadcard hr/Captuwed and Chained Dwagon/Dwagon/Draw a card. If it is a Demon or a Dwagon, you flip a coin. If it lands heads, you may draw 2 cards. loadcard hr/Dwagon Egg/Egg/After 2 turns, this will turn into a Dwagon. Write that down on this card, or record it somewhere. Of course, this is optional. Remember the 'w', or it will be invalid. Seriously. You don't wanna know what we do to invalid records. We toss them into a bonfire and chant and hop on one foot around it and... loadcard hr/The Dwagon's Missing Eye/Equipment/This will make a Dwagon have higher dexterity and be immune every other attack. loadcard hx/Dwagon Woar/Spell/Flip a coin. If it lands tails, you may instantly KO a card <i>if</i> you have a Dwagon. loadcard hx/Dwagon Wunning Awound/Spell/If you have all Dwagon cards, do an instant KO to two cards. loadcard hm/Wizard/Magician/Hey, have you ever wondered about the word 'wizard'? I mean, if you said it wrongly it'll sound like 'lizard'. Disgusting, right? Stop there! Lemme tell you about the word 'lived'...if you say it backwards you'll get something bad! How oxymoronic! Play a spell immediately, ignoring the turn-based system. loadcard hm/Witch/Magician/OK -- the wizard joke doesn't make sense here. Oh yeah! What witch hangs around in beaches? A sandwich! You get it? Okay, here's another one. How do you make a witch scratch? Take away the 'w'! Get it? Witch without the 'w' is 'itch'! Man, you need to seriously get along with jokes. Draw a card and play a spell immediately, ignoring the turn-based system. loadcard hm/Sorceror/Magician/Play 2 spells immediately, ignoring the turn-based system. loadcard hm/Sauceror/Magician/Hey look! This is a Sauceror! You know, someone who makes potions and spells with sauces? Wanna make tomato sauce with this one? Play a spell immediately, ignoring the turn-based system and draw a card. If it is a Spell, play it immediately. loadcard hm/Extraplementary-based Fantasizer/Magician/Draw 2 cards. If none of them are spells, you have to sacrifice a card. If 1 of them is a spell, you can play it. If both of them are spells, you can play them both and play another card too! How fantastic! loadcard hm/Spelling Bee/Magician/This is a bee from a Spelling Hive. It curses people with its spell-it spelling spells. Action: Curse: Make a player spell a hard word. If you don't know one, here are examples: AASVOGEL, FACETIAE, JACTITATION, NAMAQUA, QUADRIGEMINOUS, TABLEAU, WHIPPOORWILL, ZYMASE @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Card Mania into the Dvorak Engine.