To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeckskipcard hb/Intel Pentium 1 (1)/Thing - Processor/Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 1 application installed. This processor does not support Windows Vista.skipcard hb/Intel Pentium 2 (2)/Thing - Processor/Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 2 applications installed. This processor does not support Windows Vista.skipcard hb/Intel Pentium 3 (3)/Thing - Processor/Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 3 applications installed. This processor does not support Windows Vista.skipcard hb/Intel Pentium 4 (4)/Thing - Processor/Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 4 applications installed. This processor does not support Windows Vista.skipcard hb/PowerPC (1)/Thing - Processor/Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 3 applications installed. This processor does not support Linux or Windows.skipcard hb/Intel Celeron (4)/Thing - Processor/Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 5 applications installed. This processor does not support Mac OS X or Windows Vista.skipcard hb/Windows 95 (2)/Thing - OS/If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.skipcard hb/Windows 98 (3)/Thing - OS/If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.skipcard hb/Windows XP (4)/Thing - OS/If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.skipcard hb/Windows Vista (1)/Thing - OS/If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.skipcard hb/AMD 64 (1)/Thing - Processor/Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 3 applications installed. This processor does not support Mac OS X.skipcard hb/Mac OS X (0)/Thing - OS/If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.skipcard hg/Intel Dual<br />Processor/Thing/This may be applied to any Intel Processor to double it's score and the number of applications it can hold.skipcard hm/RAM Deck (32/1)/Thing - Memory/skipcard hm/RAM Deck (64/2)/Thing - Memory/skipcard hm/RAM Deck (128/3)/Thing - Memory/skipcard hm/RAM Deck (256/4)/Thing - Memory/skipcard hm/RAM Deck (512/5)/Thing - Memory/skipcard hm/RAM Deck (1024/6)/Thing - Memory/skipcard hg/Memory Upgrade/Thing/Add 32 MBs of RAM to your computer.skipcard hg/Memory Upgrade/Thing/Add 32 MBs of RAM to your computer.skipcard hg/Memory Upgrade/Thing/Add 32 MBs of RAM to your computer.skipcard hg/Memory Upgrade/Thing/Add 32 MBs of RAM to your computer.skipcard hy/Hard Drive (32/1)/Thing - Hard Drive/You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.skipcard hy/Hard Drive (48/2)/Thing - Hard Drive/You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.skipcard hy/Hard Drive (64/3)/Thing - Hard Drive/You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.skipcard hy/Hard Drive (78/4)/Thing - Hard Drive/You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.skipcard hy/Hard Drive (128/5)/Thing - Hard Drive/You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.skipcard hy/Hard Drive (1024/7)/Thing - Hard Drive/You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.skipcard hy/Hard Drive (2048/8)/Thing - Hard Drive/You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.skipcard hb/Gentoo Linux (6)/Thing - OS/If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.skipcard hb/Debian Linux (5)/Thing - OS/If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.skipcard hb/Ubuntu Linux (5)/Thing - OS/If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.skipcard hc/Microsoft Paint (2/2/1)/Thing - Application/You can only install this onto a computer with Windows installed.skipcard hg/Disk Space Upgrade/Thing/Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.skipcard hg/Disk Space Upgrade/Thing/Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.skipcard hg/Disk Space Upgrade/Thing/Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.skipcard hg/Disk Space Upgrade/Thing/Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.skipcard hg/Disk Space Upgrade/Thing/Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.skipcard hg/Disk Space Upgrade/Thing/Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.skipcard hg/Disk Space Upgrade/Thing/Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.skipcard hg/Disk Space Upgrade/Thing/Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.skipcard hg/Disk Space Upgrade/Thing/Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.skipcard hc/GPaint (2/2/1)/Thing - Application/You can only install this onto a computer with Linux installed.skipcard hc/Microsoft Word (24/10/2)/Thing - Application/You can only install this onto a computer with Windows or Mac OS X installed.skipcard hc/OpenOffice Writer (24/10/2)/Thing - Application/You can only install this onto a computer with Linux or Mac OS X installed.skipcard hc/Internet Explorer (32/16/3)/Thing - Application/You can only install this onto a computer with Windows or Mac OS X installed.skipcard hc/Mozilla Firefox (32/16/3)/Thing - Application/skipcard hc/Java Runtime Environment (128/64/10)/Thing - Application/skipcard hr/No License Key/Action/Destroy an opponent's application or OS. You may only destroy their OS if they have no applications installed.skipcard hr/Hard Drive Failure/Action/If the opponent has any applications installed, destroy one of them. If not, and the opponent has a Hard Drive Upgrade, destroy one of those. If the opponent has neither, but still has a hard drive, destroy the hard drive.skipcard hr/Blue Screen of Death/Action/Use on an opponent that has Windows installed to skip their next turn and, if possible, destroy one of their applications.skipcard hr/Kernel Panic/Action/Use on an opponent that has Linux or Mac OS X installed to skip their next turn and, if possible, destroy one of their applications.@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Build Your Own Computer deck into the Dvorak Engine.