To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeck loadcard hb/Publishing House/Thing/Any player controlling an opening chapter, a middle and and ending wins the game. loadcard hb/"It Was A Dark And Stormy Night"/Thing - Opening/If you do not control a villain, destroy this Chapter. loadcard hb/Mad Scientist/Thing - Villain/Male. loadcard hb/Samurai/Thing - Hero/Male. loadcard hb/"His Manly Rod Pumping..."/Thing - Middle/You cannot play this Chapter if you control any Characters. loadcard hb/Cute Robot Sidekick/Thing - Sidekick/ loadcard hr/Writer's Block/Action/An Opponent of your choice must discard all Chapter cards from their hand. loadcard hr/Formula/Action/You may play any number of Character or Chapter cards this turn. loadcard hb/"At Last We Meet..."/Thing - Ending/If you do not control a Hero and Villain, destroy this Chapter. loadcard hb/"Look! A Deus ex Machina!"/Thing - Ending/When you play this card, discard your hand and destroy a Character you control. loadcard hr/Discouraging Comments/Action/Destroy any chapter belonging to an opponent. loadcard hb/"...and they all lived happily ever after."/Thing - Ending/If you do not control a Male and Female Character, destroy this Chapter. loadcard hb/Screaming Useless Bimbo/Thing - Sidekick/Female. loadcard hb/The Daleks/Thing - Villain/ loadcard hb/"Ten years ago..."/Thing - Opening/If you do not control a Sidekick Character, destroy this Chapter. loadcard hr/Breach of Copyright/Action/Destroy a Character. loadcard hr/Distraction/Action/Make an opponent discard 2 cards. loadcard hb/Plagiarism/Thing/When this card comes into play, pick a Character or Chapter controlled by an opponent. Treat this card as a copy of it. loadcard hb/Significant Other/Thing/Toss a coin before your draw phase; if heads, you may not draw cards. Either way, you may draw a card instead of playing an Action. loadcard hr/Change of Heart/Action/Destroy a Thing you control. loadcard hr/Public Holiday/Action/All players draw two cards. loadcard hr/Relevant Dream/Action/Draw two cards. loadcard hb/"Go On Without Me..."/Thing - Middle/If you do not control a Sidekick, or if you control an Ending that requires a Sidekick, destroy this Chapter. loadcard hb/"It Was You All Along!"/Thing - Middle/If you do not control a Sidekick, destroy this Chapter. All Sidekicks you control are treated as Villains for the purposes of Endings. loadcard hb/"If It Wasn't For You Meddling Kids!"/Thing - Ending/If you do not control a Hero, a Sidekick and a Villain, destroy this Chapter. loadcard hr/Now That I Think About It.../Action/Retrieve a Chapter of your choice from the discard pile into your hand. loadcard hb/Man with English Accent/Thing - Villain/Male. loadcard hr/I Thought Of It First/Action/View an opponent's hand, and take one Chapter or Character card from it, if there is one. loadcard hb/Neutroman!/Thing - Hero/When Neutroman comes into play, you may look through the draw pile for a Sidekick card and put it into play under your control. loadcard hb/Doorstop Publishers/Thing/Any Player controlling an Opening Chapter, a Middle, an Ending and at least five Chapters wins the game. loadcard hb/Typewriter/Thing/ loadcard hb/Faulty Typewriter/Thing/Whenever you play a Chapter, toss a coin. If heads, return that Chapter to your hand. loadcard hb/Word Processor/Thing/Counts as a typewriter. You may play any number of Chapters per turn. loadcard hb/"You Have Learned Well."/Thing - Middle/If you do not control a Sidekick, destroy this Chapter. All Sidekicks you control are treated as Heroes for the purposes of Endings. loadcard hb/"Hurrah for the Forces of Evil!"/Thing - Ending/If you do not control two Villains, destroy this Chapter. loadcard hr/Birthday Present/Action/Give control of a Thing to an Opponent. loadcard hb/"All the Little Flowers are Happy."/Thing - Middle/If you control a Villain, destroy this Chapter. loadcard hr/Fresh Perspective/Action/Discard any number of cards from your hand. Draw an equal number of cards. loadcard hb/FBI Agent/Thing - Hero/Female. loadcard hr/Ghost Writer/Action/Draw four cards. If any are Chapters, put them into play under your control. Discard the rest. loadcard hb/alt.fan.your-name-here/Thing/Toss 'heads' during your draw phase to draw one extra card. @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Author, Author deck into the Dvorak Engine.