User talk:NinjaWookiee

Welcome Aboard

Hey man, welcome to Dvorak! When you want to add some new cards to the Infinite Dvorak deck, make sure you add them to the Infinite Dvorak deck itself, not to the archive pages. When the main page gets too big we take the top 100 cards out and make a new Archive page, so 5401-5500 should be "It's a Kind of Uno" to "Rig" (which I just did), 5501-5600 should be "Bullet Hell" to "Identity Crisis" (which will be done when it gets too big again), and your new 3 cards should go at the bottom of the Infinite Dvorak main page. I've already made the necessary fixes, so just remember this advice and you'll be fine. I also recommend watching the Recent Changes page, so you know what's going on.
Have fun with Dvorak!--ChippyYYZ 17:55, 12 July 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the welcome! I already saw what's going on by looking at the recent changes, but thank you anyways for the instructions. I'm gonna keep that in mind in the future! :D --NinjaWookiee 18:52, 12 July 2011 (UTC

Rainbow Dash

I was just wondering when Rainbow Dash's "search for a pony" ability happens. I assume it's when you play it, but the card doesn't say. -- Corrigan 20:39, 3rd October, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, it happens when Rainbow Dash is played. I'll change the text to clarify it. --NinjaWookiee 14:11, 4 October 2011 (UTC)

Maybe we shouldn't have started with the pony-cards, guys...

Keep in mind that there are to date only 16 cards with "Pony" in their type. This card is too narrowly focused to be really useful. I don't mean to come down too hard on you; just remember, whenever you add a card, ask yourself "Is it fun? Is it useful?" -- Corrigan 13:04, 28th October, 2011 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure there are more cards in the infinite deck which are 'too narrowly focused' on something. I saw a lot of cards which weren't useful and a lot which weren't useful or funny. It was just meant to be a joke, because there were all those pony cards made lately and I'm pretty sure there will follow a lot more. I respect your comment and I actually wanna thank you for that. It shows me, that people actually read and possibly think about my cards. But really, I don't think this should be taken so seriously that someone should "rant" about it usefulness in this deck. And like I said, I bet this card will get more and more useful the time goes on. ;-) --NinjaWookiee 23:53, 28 October 2011 (UTC)

Honorable Champion Warrior Chicken

Why is this card an Action?

--Corrigan 17:56, 31st October (UTC)

Thanks for mentioning. It was a mistake. --NinjaWookiee 10:35, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

Swamps of Happiness

So, you can use any number of abilities an unlimited number of times? Wouldn't you just instantly win by making your turn take forever and having everyone else forfeit? -- Corrigan 14:10, November 1st, 2011 (UTC)

Havn't thought about that actually. I'm gonna change that.--NinjaWookiee 05:36, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Giant Pet Hornet

What exactly is the extent of this card's effect? Does it also prevent cards in your hand from being discarded? "And so on" is much too vague for anyone to really interpret this card. -- Corrigan 11:51, November 9th, 2011 (UTC)

Of course there is something wrong with my card again. lol Okay, you're right, it is too vague. But I wanted to edit that card anyway. When I added this it was early in the morning where I live and I was in a hurry. --NinjaWookiee 20:13, 9 November 2011 (UTC)

Avatar of Knowledge

When this card references "your weight", which unit of measurement is it using? -- Corrigan13 December, 2011, 20:26, (UTC)

And keep in mind that your answer will determine whether or not this thing's Thing: ability is even more over-the-top-super-powered than its Action and Thing: ability (which is pretty over-the-top-super-powerful, even by Superpower Set standards).--ChippyYYZ 18:26, 14 December 2011 (UTC)

Kilogram. And Avatars are always over the top, aren't they. --NinjaWookiee 20:17, 14 December 2011 (UTC)

Ideas that may or may not get added later

The Spoony One

Thing

You can play cards related to roleplaying or classic fantasy elements without paying.
Action: Destroy 1 movie or videogame related thing.

Card by NinjaWookiee

OP better delivers

Action

Ask 1 player if he has 1 chosen card in his hand. If that player does have the called card on his/her hand, you take it.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Drinking Game

Thing

When this comes into play choose one:
You get 1 drunk token everytime someone shuffles the deck; or you get 1 drunk token everytime 1 of your opponents leaves his place for whatever reason; or you get 1 drunk token everytime the players don't agree on something.
If you have 7 or more drunk tokens you win the game.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Atheist

Thing

When this card comes into play destroy God without activating its ability. It can't be prevented.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Funny Herringsalad

Thing

Tell a joke: 1 thing of your choice goes back to its owners hand.
Sacrifice this card to play up to 2 actions this turn.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Power Blackout

Action

Destroy all mechanical things.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Snowman

Thing

Sacrifice this to prevent 1 thing from getting destroyed.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Ninjutsu

Thing

Everytime a thing would get destroyed the player that wants to destroy it (the attacker) rolls a 6-sided die in a box. Then that things controller (The defender) rolls a die as well in that box, where he can also try to hit the other die to change the rolled number.
When the attackers rolled number is higher, the thing gets destroyed. If not, the thing doesn't get destroyed.
If someone doesn't roll the die in the box its rolled number is considered 0.

Card by NinjaWookiee

The Skeleton Cab Driver

Thing

You can play 1 additional action in your turn.
When you play an actioncard you get 1 Bone Token. You may sacrifice 1 Bone Token at any time to draw 1 card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Batman

Thing

Comes into play with 5 Batmerang Tokens.
Action & Sacrifice 1 Batmerang Token: Destroy 1 thing.
Thing: You get 1 Bat Token.
You may sacrifice 1 Bat Token at any time to prevent 1 thing from getting destroyed.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Speed

Thing

All players handlimits get reduced by 2.
Action cards get played immediately after they get drawn.

Card by NinjaWookiee

The Neversoft-Eye

Thing

Action: Look at the top card of the deck or look at 1 opponents hand.
Sacrifice this: Play 1 thing card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Bohumil Divilek

Thing

Action: Destroy 1 thing.

Card by NinjaWookiee

John Paul Jackson

Thing

This card can't be affected by any Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related cards.

Action: Destroy 1 Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related thing.

You may at any time remove 1 Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related card from your hand and draw 1 card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Non-violent Resistance

Reaction

Play as an answer to someone destroying a thing and negate that.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Mummificated Mantis

Thing

Play when someone destroys 1 thing of yours. When this card gets destroyed, bring back that destroyed thing in play.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Getting Molested By a Ghost While Murdering a Child

Reaction

Play when someone destroys a thing, which isn't longer than 3 rounds in play yet. That player has to discard 3 random cards.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Semi-Automatic Napalm Shotgun

Thing

Comes into play with 17 ammounition counter.
Action & Remove 1 ammunition counter: Destroy 1 thing of your choice and the 2 cards which are laying exactly next to the first one.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Foethe, Goethes Fetus

Thing

The next thing you play gets: "Action: Draw x cards, where x is the ammount of lines on this card (Excluding title, flavortext and this ability)"

Card by NinjaWookiee

KISS

Action

Destroy 1 or all things, which has/have more than 4 lines of text (without title and flavortext)

---

Keep it simple, stupid!

Card by NinjaWookiee

Matthias Müller

Thing

Thing: You get x trash tokens, where x is the amount of things you control without any Action- or Thing-abilities.
Action: Destroy y things, where y is the amount of tokens you have.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Rats in the Head

Action

Choose -- 1 opponent of your choice discards 3 cards; or 1 opponent of your choice can't draw cards for the next 3 rounds.

Card by NinjaWookiee

The New Antichrist

Thing

When it comes into play, destroy "Antichrist".
Action: Destroy 1 thing of your choice or remove "God" from the game.
Unholy things you control are indestructible, including this one.

Card by NinjaWookiee

NPC

Thing

Counts as a player with its own handcards and turn. In its turn, choose 1 handcard randomly, which get played under this cards control.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Buggalo

Thing

Thing: You get 1 milk token.
Action & sacrifice x milk tokens: Draw x cards.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Necromania

Thing

Shuffle the discard pile and place it face-down near you. Whenever you draw a card, you draw it from this pile. That pile still counts as the discard pile.
Sacrifice this: Search the discard pile for a card of your choice and take it on your hand.

Card by NinjaWookiee

We Are One!

Thing

In every players turn, that player has all handcards of all players (except for Reaction cards). That means, when he ends his turn he gives all the handcards to the next player and so on.
When this card gets destroyed, take the handcards and give every play the same amount of cards from these, chosen randomly.

Card by NinjaWookiee

"Strong Like a Spermwhale"-Screws

Action

1 mechanical/robotic thing of your choice becomes indestructible until it leaves play.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Machinegunlike Coughing

Action

Roll 1 die. Choose the rolled amount of things. The chosen things get destroyed after 3 rounds from now.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Jesus Christ

Thing

When this card gets destroyed bring it back into play after 7 rounds under your control.
Things you control, which were considered blank or lost abilities can be used just as normal.

Card by NinjaWookiee

XD

Thing

You can play cards with x's and d's on them for free.

Card by NinjaWookiee

^^

Reaction

Play as an answer to someone playing a Thing- or Action-card which has more than 4 lines of text (without title and flavortext). Negate that card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Philosoraptor

Thing

You can play cards with ?'s on it for free.
Action: Ask 1 player of your choice, if he/she has 1 specific card in his hand. If he has, you take that card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Living Shit as a Pet

Thing

Action & discard 1 card: 1 opponent of your choice can't play cards in his/her next turn of the same kind, which the discarded card was.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Co-Op-Mode

Thing

Choose 1 player. You and that player play together. You both can play cards from the other players hand and you can use abilities from the other player. If one of you wins or losses the game, you both win or loose the game.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Perfumed Toiletpaper

Thing

Anytime you discard a card (except for when you discard a card at the end of your turn because you habe too many) draw a card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

The Mighty Ballpen

Thing

Cards completely written by hand you control are indestructible.
Action: Destroy 1 card that has printed text on it.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Broken Printer

Thing

No one can play cards with printed text on it.
Action: Remove 1 card with printed text from the game. Bring it back when this card leaves play.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Egg With Wings

Thing

When this comes into play, lay 1 living thing under this without revealing it to the other players. You can hold 1 additional handcard.
When this moves from play into the discard pile, bring the thing in play, with layed under this.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Saint Bernard With Wine

Thing

It can't loose its abilities in any way and it can't be considered blank.
Action: Choose 1 thing, that lost at least 1 ability or is considered blank. It becomes normal again and is immune to loosing abilities and becoming blank for the next 2 rounds.

Card by NinjaWookiee

The Magic Word

Thing

Choose -- If possible, start playing the audio drama "The Magic Word". When the first half is over, destroy 1 thing. When the other half is over, you win the game; Or Choose a word, then look at the hand of all opponents. Take all cards which have the chosen word on it.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Reading a Book About TV- and Movie-Series "Jackass"

Action

Roll 2 6-sided dice. Then reveal the rolled amount of top cards of the deck. Bring into play every Thing-card you reveal this way, that has the word "sacrifice" on it and play every Action-card revealed this way, that has the word "discard" on it.
Shuffle the other cards revealed this way back into the deck.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Turtle Fight

Reaction

Play as an answer to someone destroying a thing by using another things ability.
Both of these things become indestructible until they leave play.

Card by NinjaWookiee

The Ice-Cube-Pissing Guy from THPS3

Thing

Action: Roll a 6-sided die. Remove 1 thing from the game for the rolled amount of rounds.
Thing: Roll a 6-sided die. You get the rolled amount of Ice-Cube Tokens.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Being Precise

Action

Remove 1 thing from the game which has exactly 100 symbols on it (including spaces).

Card by NinjaWookiee

Unlikely Advantage

Thing

You can play cards, that don't have an 'e' on it for free.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Ordering it New or Used?

Action

Choose -- Discard 2 cards and search the deck for a card. Take that card on you hand and shuffle the deck afterwards.; Or Discard 1 card and search the deck for a card after you drew a card in your next turn. Take that card in your hand and shuffle the deck.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Daniel

Thing

Thing: Create 1 Dany Sahne-Token.
You may sacrifice 1 Dany Sahne-Token at any time to prevent a thing from getting destroyed.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Human Centipede

Thing

Number all players. All things by player 1 which leave play and the cards that player discards, move to player 2s hand. All things by player 2 which leave play and the cards that player discards, move to player 3s hand and so on.
All things by the last numbered player which leave play and the cards that player discards leave play normally.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Bad Religion (The Band)

Thing

Action: [Song: You] Destroy 3 things which were created by the same creator.
Action: [Song: American Jesus] Destroy 1 holy thing.
Thing: [Song: I Love My Computer] 1 technical/robotic thing of your choice becomes indestructible until in leaves play.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Glassroof

Thing

Things in play can't be affected by Action- & Reaction-cards.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Relationshipstatus: Evangelic

Action

1 thing becomes holy until it leaves play and can only be destroyed by unholy things.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Rickrolled

Reaction

Play as an answer to someone playing a card. Negate that card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Hail Storm

Action

No one can play things in the next 2 rounds. At the beginning of your next 2 turns destroy 1 randomly chosen thing.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Sleet

Action

No one can play things in the next 2 rounds. At the beginning of your next 2 turns choose 1 thing randomly. That thing becomes blank until it leaves play.

Card by NinjaWookiee