Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3501-3600

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 3501-3600
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Ankh

Thing

The player who controls this card cannot be eliminated from the game.

Card by Corrigan

Poetry Slam

Thing

All players must speak in rhyme or they get eliminated double-time. The rhymes don't have to make sense, but you can try, and don't even think about asking "why?".

Card by Corrigan

Laika the Russian Space Dog

Thing

Action: Destroy this card and gain 10 Fame tokens.

Card by Corrigan

Counterfeiter

Thing

Action: Create up to three tokens of any type or types. If any are still in play at the end of the turn, destroy them.

Card by Kevan

Forged Coalition

Thing-Wicked

When this comes into play if some other player other than you controls the most tokens all other players may vote on a common enemy. If all but the choosen enemy agree the person whose turn it is may take a counter from the common enemy and put it on a thing they control.

Card by Aetherknight

Diplomatic Immunity

Thing-Just

If you play an action card destroy this card. You cannot be the target of cards.

Card by Aetherknight

Troubled Grand Arbitor

Thing-Just

Destroy this card if you are the player who controls the least tokens. Whenever a player with less tokens than you plays an action card destroy a token you control. If you did choose the target if the card asks for a target.

Card by Aetherknight

Mr. Reverso

Thing

You may use abilities of Things in your hand. You may not use abilities of Things in play.

Card by Zt

Mutant Engineering

Action

Add one of the following Action abilities to target living Thing.
Action: Destroy target tangible, inanimate Thing.
Action: Draw a card, discard a card.
Action: Discard a card to play an Action card from the discard pile.

Card by Zt

XTC

Action

Take up to ten Actions. Destroy all non-token Things you control.

Card by Zt

Quidditch

Thing

All abilites on this card are global. When this card goes out of play, destroy all QGoal tokens. When a player creates a Golden Snitch token using this card, the game ends and the player with the highest score wins, counting QGoal tokens as 10 each and the Golden Snitch as 150.
Action Create a QGoal token.
Action and Thing Roll a d20; on a 1 create a Golden Snitch token.

Card by Goldenboots

Token Rush

Action

For every Thing in play that can create Tokens, create one Token of each type the Thing can create. Decide who controls each Token created by this Action.

Card by Goldenboots

Cease-FIre

Thing

Destroy this Thing at the beginning of your turn, While this in play, no-one can win. If anyone would have won, except for this card, that player is eliminated unless that would cause another player to have won, except for this card. This card may not be edited, erased, removed from play, blanked, equipped with any add-on card, or destroyed except as described above.

Card by Goldenboots

Emergency Supplies

Action

Each player gains one token of every type that's mentioned on cards in play.

Card by Kevan

Final Sprint

Action

Discard your hand and take two more turns after this one.

Card by Kevan

Maintenance Contract

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays an Action ability, draw a card.

Card by Kevan

Wanderlust

Thing-Equipment

Equip this onto a Thing. Each player tosses a coin each turn. On Heads, player gains control of the equipped Thing and must equip this onto a different Thing he/she controls or destroy this and the formerly equipped Thing. If the equipped Thing is destroyed, so is Wanderlust.

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I'm, like, totally bored here.

Card by Goldenboots

ABCD_F

Can't Kill This

Thing-Add-on

Add this on to a Thing card such that 5th ABC sign is not found on its colour band. No action can kill that card, or put it in discard stack, if acting card has 5th ABC sign in its colour band. Discard this if not on a card.

Card by Gold'nboots

R7

General Specific

Thing

Any card that is specifically refered to by another card may be subsituted by General Specific.

Card by ChippyYYZ

R6

Cheat Code Of
*Unlock All*

Thing

You may play cards from the deck as though they were in your hand.
You may not win the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

So?

Meaningless Switch

Thing

All cards' corner values and flavor texts are switched.

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R5

Card by ChippyYYZ

5P

Perfect Pentagram

Thing

You may play this on another. Owner can play no more things

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"You are into some weird stuff, we should hook you up with my brother Dave" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

P129038

Prisoner

Thing

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"Not 'The Prisoner' that was Secret Agent Man"

Card by gill_smoke

S4

Commissar

Thing

As long as you control another living thing Commissar has the following abilities Action: remove a living thing from the game. Thing: take a removed thing and put it in the discard pile or shuffle it into the draw pile.

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"Thanks Comrade"

Card by gill_smoke

E11

Brownout

Action

All players destroy up to 3 energy tokens as able. Players skip their next turn if they destroy less than 2 energy tokens.

Card by gill_smoke

U8

Impenetrable Bunker

Thing

If you would be eliminated destroy this instead

Card by gill_smoke

U6

Unintended Consequences

Action

Eliminate a player and remaining players except you split that player's things amongst themselves. In a 2 player game players swap hands and Things instead.

Card by gill_smoke

Tickertape

Action

Put five Paper tokens into play, under the control of player with the most non-token Things.

Card by Kevan

White Flag

Thing

Whenever a Thing would be destroyed, its controller may give it to an opponent of their choice to prevent its destruction. Action: Put this card into the discard pile.

Card by Kevan

Explosive Runes

Thing

Whenever a Thing comes into play, destroy a Thing at random.

Card by Kevan

G21

Freed Genie

Thing

When this comes into play take possession of all things in play. If Freed Genie is ever the only thing in play owner wins.

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"You don't get no wishes."

Card by gill_smoke

M11

Graffiti Bookies

Thing

Whenever you create a money token you also change or add a cornervalue to a card in play. Action: Create a money token.

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Yo that sign means you owe us two G you got it?

Card by gill_smoke

R21

Blunt and upfront

Action Reaction

Discard when someone blocks an action ability, your ability resolves normally. When played as an action Skip your next turn.

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"Well you do know what Bub's like right?" Dan Bub's Brother

Card by gill_smoke

Industrial Espionage

Action

Choose an Action ability of a Thing card currently in play and overwrite the text of this card with it, remembering to return this card to your hand.

Card by Goldenboots

Sabotage

Action

Erase an Action ability of target Thing

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A wrench? Designed for monkeys????

Card by Goldenboots

Literalism

Thing

All things are considered to be cards instead of the thing they represent.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Countermelody

Thing

Whenever you play an action, you may discard an action card to add its text to the first action.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Thunderbolt and Lightning

Action

Very, very frightening.
Destroy two target things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Skitgubbe

Thing

All players:If an unbroken series of players have played Things (not this) before your turn, you must either BEAT the last Thing or EAT the first Thing. To BEAT a Thing play a Thing with a higher digit in its cornervalue than a digit in the last Thing's, or any Thing if the last Thing has no digit. To EAT a card, pick it up and put it in your hand. If all players play a Thing in order around the table, destroy this.

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Beat it or Eat it!

Card by Goldenboots

Ch 12

Kowtow

Action Reaction

Play when opponent uses a destroy effect on you. If it was an action card put it in your hand, if an ability of a thing take control of it.

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All must bow before his most high excellency the master of all show your respect and you may be recognized.

Card by gill_smoke

C13

Contentions Objector

Thing person

Cannot be destroyed by a living thing.

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"Those guys should be shot" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

G2

Found hidden Treasure

Action

Reveal the top n+2 cards of the draw pile where n is the number of players. Starting on your right, players take a card. You get the rest.

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I've got dibs on the ring

Card by gill_smoke

Knowledge Is Power

Thing

Action: Create an Energy Token for each card in your hand beyond 3.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Money Is Power

Thing

Money Tokens count as Energy Tokens and vice versa.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Time Is Money

Thing

You may skip your turn to create 10 money tokens under your control.
Action: Destroy ten money tokens you control to take another turn. You may only use this ability once per round.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Duck Call

Thing

Action: Draw and reveal three cards. Put any living Things into play, and discard the remainder.

Card by Kevan

Happy Face Killers

Thing

Action: destroy a living thing.

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"Now there's a bunch of sickos." -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

s13

You know what we should do?

Action

Search the top 50 cards of the draw pile for an action card and put it in your hand.

Card by gill_smoke

s12

I wish I had a ...

Action

Search the top 50 cards of the draw pile for a thing and put it in your hand.

Card by gill_smoke

Bullet Catch

Action

Play at any time to prevent a Thing from being destroyed.

Card by Kevan

Z13

Zombified Manager

Thing

You may play this on another player. Whenever your living things uses an ability flip a coin if tails replace that thing with a zombie token.

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"I wouldn't let him manage peanuts let alone people." -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

TI2

Trade contract

Thing

At the beginning of your turn if you did not destroy any opponents things, gain a gold token

Card by gill_smoke

TI4

Trade Goods

Action

Gain 4 money tokens

Card by gill_smoke

Fuel Conversion Unit

Thing

When this comes into play, choose a token type. Action: Destroy a token of the chosen type, to draw a card.

Card by Kevan

Eager Minions

Action

Each player draw a card for every living Thing he or she controls.

Card by Kevan

Quick on the Draw

Thing

Whenever an Action card is played, any player may play an Action card from their hand; the older card is discarded with no effect.

Card by Kevan

Misplaced Node

Thing - Node

Action: For every node you control, a random opponent shuffles a random card from his hand into the deck.

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Whoa, where am I? Where'd everybody go?

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Unspeakable Wrath Of Qzmrn'pcsjYx-gyh

Action

Target player discards his hand, destroys all things he controls, and skips his next turn, all in an unspeakable manner.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Archetypical Multi-Piece Ultimate Weapon

Action

Create three things called "Artifact Piece" with text:
"Action: If you control three Artifact Pieces, Eliminate target player."
Shuffle them into the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Step Into My Parlour

Action

If any Web tokens are in play, you are eliminated. After playing this Action, put a Web token into play, and give this card to an opponent.

Card by Kevan

G12

Recycing Drop Off

Action

Remove any number of your things from play, create a money token for each removed then shuffle the cards into the draw pile.

Card by gill_smoke

M14

Coin Trick

Thing

Whenever you destroy one money token create another.

Card by gill_smoke

B12

Public Library

Thing

Whenever you draw a card one additional card, you hand size is unlimited.

Card by gill_smoke

The Secret Chamber Of Helga Hufflepuff

Thing

Indestructible. When this card comes into play create a Giant Badger token. Badgers count as yellow.
Action: Destroy a non-yellow thing for each badger you control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Sword of Ravenclaw

Thing

Indestructible. You have no maximum hand size.
Action: Destroy target non-blue thing, even if it is indestructible.

Card by ChippyYYZ

"Guns. Lots Of Guns"

Thing

Indestructible. When this comes into play, give each player 8 Gun Tokens.
Global Action: If you control a gun, destroy a thing other than this, or eliminate a player with no guns.
If there are no guns in play, put this card in the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Quiet at the Back

Action

A chosen opponent cannot play any cards during their next turn. Take another Action after this one.

Card by Kevan

Bank Job

Thing

Action: Put a Money token into play. Action: Destroy this card, and all Money tokens you control. Draw two cards for each Money token destroyed in this way.

Card by Kevan

Quick Drying Cement

Action

Target player skips thier next two turns.

Card by gill_smoke

Brain Inplant

Thing

Your hand size is increased by two.

Card by gill_smoke

9X

Bailout

Action

If you have two or fewer cards in your hand, each opponent gives you a random card from their hand.

Card by Bucky

1Y

Senseless Violence

Action

Each of your opponents destroys one of their tokens (if they have any) and one of their non-token Things (if they have any)

Card by Bucky

Fake Plates

Action

Destroy any number of cards with the word "opponent" or "player" on them.

Card by Kevan

Metal Detector

Action

Each player reveals a random card from his or her hand. If the revealed card could destroy a thing, that player discards his or her hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

lv76

Charizard

Thing

Action: If you control four Energy Tokens, destroy two of them and destroy target thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Won't Get Painkillered Again

Song - Impossible

This card counts as having been played by each player. If each player destroys four Energy Tokens they control, each player wins. Otherwise, everyone loses.

Card by The Whodas Priest

Zombie Attack

Action

Pick an opponet two random things they control are destroyed.

Card by gill_smoke

Anvil

Thing

When this comes into play destroy a thing.

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Clang!

Card by gill_smoke

Knife Arch

Thing

Thing cards with the word "destroy" on them cannot be played.

Card by Kevan

Harsh Taskmaster

Thing

Action: Activate the Action ability of a Thing you control five times, then give control of it to an opponent.

Card by Kevan

2Y

Stirring Device

Thing

Action:Discard a card, then draw a card, then gain an Entropy token.

Card by Bucky

3Y

Mixer Node

Thing-Node

Action:Draw a card for each Node you control, then discard a card for each card you drew.

Card by Bucky

The Wrong Trousers

Thing

Whenever a player plays an Action card, they must pick an opponent. That opponent may look at the Action and swap it for a card in their own hand, before it is played. The card is then played.

Card by Kevan

The Unwritten Rule

Thing

Play onto a Thing with no Action ability. Neither this card nor that Thing can be destroyed.

Card by Kevan

4Y

Elemental Jewel of Fire

Thing-Jewel

Action:Gain a Fire token

Action:Destroy one of your Fire tokens, discard a card and destroy target physical Thing.

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Fire, burn my enemies.

Card by Bucky

5Y

Elemental Jewel of Air

Thing-Jewel

Action:Gain an Air token

Action:Destroy one of your Air tokens. Return an opponent's Thing to their hand.

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Air, restrain my foes.

Card by Bucky

6Y

Elemental Jewel of Water

Thing-Jewel

Action:Gain a Water token

Action:Destroy one of your Water tokens. Discard a card. Draw a card.

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Water, cleanse my soul

Card by Bucky

Obscure Token Collector

Thing

When this card comes into play, create a token of each of the following types.
Quizmaster, Villainy, Cowbell, Pointless, Cheap Plastic Trophy, Brains, Ultramarine, Pochi, Whammy, and Token.
If you ever control five or more of any one of the above token types, you win.

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Really, a Token token. I swear I'm not making these up.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Global Warming

Thing

At the beginning of each turn, remove the top card of the deck from the game.

Card by Al Gore

Fraternal Twin

Thing

When you play this, choose a thing in play. This card becomes a copy of another card from the Infinite Dvorak Deck with the same name as the chosen card. You may only play this card if there is an eligible thing in play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2T

Siamese Twin

Thing

Attach to a living thing it gains the following ability Action: Create money token.

Card by gill_smoke

T1

Good Twin

Thing

If you have another twin in play you may Use the action ability for free at the beginning of your turn. Action: Create a token of your choice.

Card by gill_smoke

1T

Evil Twin

Thing

If you have another twin in play you may Use the action ability for free at the beginning of your turn. Action: destroy a thing.

Card by gill_smoke

Inauguration Ceremony

Reaction

Play when a player wins the game. At the start of the next of the next game of Infinite Dvorak you play, if the winner of this game is playing, draw an additional card and the winner of this game draws an additional card. (If you won this game, you draw both cards.)

Card by jtwe

Break The Barriers Of Race

Thing

Any cards that refer to things of a specific color or things not of a specific color (like non-blue) are considered blank.

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Hmm. I wonder what was going on when these cards were added to the deck...

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hail To The Chief

Action

Each player gives a card to the player with the most things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Never-Ending Crowd

Thing

Play this under all players' control. At the beginning of your turn, reveal the top card of the deck. If it is a thing, put it into play under your control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Z12

Zombified Engineer

Thing

Action: discard a card, destroy an inanimate thing.

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"Don't let him near my tools" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

E12

Joe the Plumber

Thing

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"What are they still paying that jerk for?" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

R17

Ambient Music

Thing (rule)

As long as Ambient Music is in play no living things may use their action abilities.

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"How can you listen to that crap?" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke