Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 1901-2000

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 1901-2000
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Damnation

Thing

Put this card under the control of target player. The player who controls this card cannot win the game.

Card by Corrigan

Salvation

Thing

Put this card under the control of target player. The player who controls this card cannot lose the game.

Card by Corrigan

Linguistic Necessitation

Action

Destroy target Thing whose title contains a letter 'c', 'q' or 'x'.

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"We don't need these three letters! 'C' can be replaced with a 'k' or an 's', 'q' is only ever used with 'u' and that sound can just be written 'kw', and 'x' can just be replaced with 'ks'!"

Card by Corrigan

2J

Pillory

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays an Action, you may mock them. If you do, they discard a card.

Card by Bucky

3J

Promulg

Thing-Beast

At the start of your turn, if there are any other living Things in play, Promulg devours one - remove it from play and put it face-down under Promulg.

Card by Bucky

Gate Keeper

Thing-person

You may play an additional Action every turn.

Card by gill_smoke

Dead head

Thing-person

Owner may ignore all non destroy effects of opponents cards.

Card by gill_smoke

Meth head

Thing-person

Counts as a zombie token.
Owner takes a turn after every other player, for example: AbAcAd in a 4 person game. This has no effect in a two person game.

Card by gill_smoke

X

X-Ray Machine

Thing

Once during each player's turn, the current player may show you his or her hand. (You may show yourself your own hand.) If that player does, he or she gains a Radiation token.

Card by jtwe

Sin Nature

Action

Create a Damnation token for each player and give one of these tokens to each player. Any player controlling a Damnation token cannot win the game.

Card by Corrigan

Olenellus, the Great Trilobite Warrior

Thing-Undead

Action: Discard any number of cards from your hand and flip an equal number of coins. Destroy 1 Thing for each Thing that comes up heads.

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"Not even fossilization can stop the mighty Olenellus!"

Card by Corrigan

Moment of Peace

Thing

Your opponents cannot target you, your Things or your hand until the end of your next turn; then destroy Moment of Peace.

Card by Corrigan

4J

Restraining Order

Thing

Play onto another Thing. Whenever the turn ends, that Thing's location becomes the discard pile. Restraining Order remains attached.

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When subtle hints fail to do the job...

Card by Bucky

5J

Abolish

Action

Target Thing permanently leaves play. If its creator was Corrigan, tear it up to make sure it cannot possibly re-enter play.

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...then use something more explicit.

Card by Bucky

6J

Following the Rules

Thing

Actions' effects cannot last beyond the end of the turn.

Card by Bucky

あなたの輝かしい遺産を覚えていてください。

事

日本の人々、各々普通である回るより更に1つカードを引くそのようにかもしれない素晴らしい国でいて、こと忘れないでください。

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ゲームカードは決して日本語で良く見えません

Card by Corrigan

Kersploder

Thing

Every turn, including those of your opponents, flip a coin. If the coin comes up heads, destroy Kersploder and 5 random Things.

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Kersplosion!

Card by Corrigan

Txtng

Thng

Only crds w/ splng/pnctn mistakes n there txt or ttl can b n play.

Card by Corrigan

7J

Controlled Burn

Action

Look at up to five cards from the top of the draw pile. You may either replace them in their original order, or put them all in the discard pile and repeat the process.

Card by Bucky

8J

Phantom Assassin

Thing

Phantom Assassin cannot be destroyed by abilities of Things.

Action: Search the draw pile for any card and place it in the discard pile

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He hides in memory, preying on unwary ideas.

Card by Bucky

9J

Profane Ritual

Action

Swap a card in your hand for one in the discard pile.

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When dealing with a daemon, take care to name your wish only after it reveals its standard fee.

Card by Bucky

Antique Pistol

Thing

Action: Destroy 1 Thing. This Action can only be used every third turn of yours.

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It looks nice, but it's really inconvenient.

Card by Corrigan

Cremate

Action

Remove all cards in the discard pile from play.

Card by Corrigan

8B

Bad Graphics

Thing

Only blue, red, yellow, green, orange, and purple Things may be in play. Only the most "medium" shade of each colour can be in play.

Card by Corrigan

1K

Placeholder

Thing

This card intentionally left blank.

Card by Bucky

Great Leap Forward

Action

Draw and reveal ten cards. Discard any number of them, and give each opponent a copy of each card you decide to keep.

Card by Kevan

1D

Dice Geek Attack

Action

Roll as many dice (with any number of sides) as can be found within half a minute at most. Roll all of them and destroy a random Thing for each 1 rolled.

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"Luckily, I keep a skin of 40-sided dice on me at all times in case such a situation should arise."

Card by Corrigan

Bog

Thing

When a Thing uses an Action ability, destroy it. No players may draw more than one card per turn, and Actions that cause drawing of cards cannot be used.

Card by Corrigan

You Are Eaten Alive By Ants

Action

Eliminate the player who controls the most tokens.

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"I put a magic spell on your tokens and they all turned into ants and ate you! Feel the sting of avarice!"

Card by Corrigan

Brainfreeze

Action

Each player discards their hand and draws a card.

#1930

Card by ChippyYYZ

Summon Rock Band

Action

Gain a Drums Token, a Bass Token, a Guitar Token, and a Microphone Token.

#1931

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mind Explosion

Action

Draw two cards,
OR each other player discards a card.

#1932

Card by ChippyYYZ

2K

War Machine

Thing

At the start of your turn, before drawing any cards, discard a card and destroy target Thing. If you cannot, you lose the game.

Card by Bucky

3K

Cloning Cylinder

Thing-Device

When you play this, choose a Thing you control. All Clone Tokens are copies of that Thing.

Action:Put a Clone Token into play.

Card by Bucky

4K

Training mode

Thing-Universe

When this comes into play, draw a card.

If a player would win the game, they draw a card instead. Players may only draw one card per turn in this way.

Card by Bucky

The Infinity Vortex

Thing

At the end of each player's turn, they discard a card and put it face-down underneath The Infinity Vortex.
When this card is destroyed, each player, starting with you, plays a random card from under The Infinity Vortex until there are no playable cards left.

#1936

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cornered!

Action

Destroy all things that have a cornervalue.

#1937

Card by ChippyYYZ

ERROR

Fatal Circuitry Flaw

Thing - Equipment

You may play this onto a thing with an Action ability or similar ability just as that ability would be used.
Add "Destroy this thing and discard a random card." to the end of the attached thing's abilities.

#1938

Card by ChippyYYZ

Wikipedal

Action

Draw a card for each non-token Thing in play which is the subject of a Wikipedia article (ie. entering its title into Wikipedia's search box and clicking 'go' takes you to an article). Articles created during the course of the game do not count.

Card by Kevan

King of Hi-Vis

Thing

You may decide that King of Hi-Vis counts or doesn't count as any particular type of Thing (including "token"), at any time.

Card by Kevan

Chewing Gum Blob

Thing

If this Thing is destroyed, place it in the hand of the player responsible for its destruction.

Card by Kevan

Z10

Zombie horde

Action

Create 10 zombie tokens

Card by gill_smoke

Friedy's

Thing

Gain control of all zombies in play and place all tokens on this card. while this card is in play the zombies on the card are not considered in play because they are working.
Thing: create food token.
Action: create money token.

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See: http://www.cheapass.com/

Card by gill_smoke

Zombified groomer

Thing

Destroy all pet related things

Card by gill_smoke

Sadism

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed because of one of your Things or an Action you played, draw a card.

Card by Corrigan

Masochism

Thing

Whenever one of your Things is destroyed or an opponent's card makes you discard cards from your hand, draw a card.

Card by Corrigan

Poisoned Wine

Action

Play in response to a player taking a drink. Eliminate him or her.

Card by Corrigan

Booby Trap

Thing

When this comes into play, secretly note down the name of a card. If an opponent plays a card with that name, or uses the action ability of a card with that name, you may reveal the note to eliminate them from the game.

Card by Kevan

Silk Bouquet

Action

If your hand is empty after playing this card, draw five cards.

Card by Kevan

Plague

Thing

Your hand size is reduced by two. Whenever an opponent plays an Action which targets you or your Things, they gain a copy of this card (if they do not already have one).

Card by Kevan

B52

The Eighties Will Live On!

Action

Take control of a green, purple, pink, white or black Thing.

---

"Hyyype!"

Card by Corrigan

All Of Us Soldiers Empty Our Rounds Into Your Side

Action

Eliminate the player who controls the most Things with an Action ability with the word "destroy" in it.

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The battles of this fashioned war ain't what we've been fighting for. Tyrant you know your time has come.

Card by Corrigan

Hypothetical Gun

Thing

Action: Destroy target immaterial Thing.

Card by Corrigan

Macron

Thing

Things you control count as four things for any rules or effects that count the number of Things in play or in your control.

#1954

Card by ChippyYYZ

Filch

Thing

Once between your turns, when an opponent plays an action, you may put it in your hand if it would go to the discard pile.

#1955

Card by ChippyYYZ

Laser

Thing

Once between your turns, you may have an opponent play a random card if possible (this counts as one of their plays for the turn).

#1956

Card by ChippyYYZ

Helicopter ride

Thing

Action: Destroy X money tokens to remove a target thing from play for X turns.

Card by gill_smoke

First place

Action

Create a blue ribbon token and 10 money tokens.

Card by gill_smoke

Treasure chest

Thing

Comes into play with 100 money tokens on the card

Card by gill_smoke

Credit Card

Thing

When this comes into play, draw five cards. When it leaves play, discard five cards (or as many cards as you have).

Card by Kevan

Occupation of Iraq

Thing

Create 8 Oil tokens when you play this. All Oil tokens' text is as follows: Action: Destroy this and create two money tokens. Action: Destroy this and play two Actions.

Card by Corrigan

Ted Rall

Thing

Action: Destroy target red Thing.

Card by Corrigan

Thou Shalt Not Steal

Thing

Whenever a player takes control of a Thing belonging to another player, eliminate the player who took control of the Thing.

Card by Corrigan

Clever Stunt Involving Mirrors

Action

Trade players with target player.

#1964

Card by ChippyYYZ

Trurl's Robot

Thing

Action: Create a token of any type that begins with N, or reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal one that begins with N, put that card into your hand, and shuffle the rest into the deck.

#1965

Card by ChippyYYZ

O

Zen Koan

Thing

If Zen Koan is destroyed and you have no cards in your hand and only one blank card in play, you win and are eliminated.

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"It is like swallowing a red-hot iron ball. You try to vomit it out, but you can't."

Card by Binarius

RPG Strike

Action

Destroy a Thing. If it was a living Thing, put three Gib tokens into play under its owner's control.

Card by Kevan

Hide and Seek

Thing

Action: Note down the name of a non-token Thing you control. A chosen opponent chooses a Thing. If they chose the Thing you noted down, they draw a card; otherwise you draw a card. Any player may use this Action ability.

Card by Kevan

Albatross

Thing

If this card is destroyed, the player responsible for its destruction must discard their hand.

Card by Kevan

Mad Doc Grotsnik

Thing - Ork

Your things may not be destroyed. At the start of your turns, place an insanity counter on this card. Action: Destroy Mad Doc Grotsnik and one thing you control for each insanity counter. If the number of insanity counters is greater than the number of things you control at the beginning of this turn, you must take this action.

Card by Atticus

Ghazghkull Thraka

Thing - Ork

When this thing comes into play, destroy any card and the cards adjacent to it. Every turn, place a Boredom token on this card. Action: Destroy three Boredom tokens to return this card to your hand.

Card by Atticus

Ork Minepig

Thing - Ork vehicle

When this card is destroyed, destroy all cards adjacent to it and discard one card from your hand. Action: Place a mine token on any card. When a card with a mine token uses an action or is involved in an action, destroy that card and the mine token.

Card by Atticus

Rent

Thing

Action: A chosen opponent must give you a token they control, if they have one.

Card by Kevan

Bluff Call

Action

For each Thing that has an Action ability, and in an order of your choosing, its owner must either use that Action ability immediately or destroy the Thing.

Card by Kevan

Lasso Trap

Thing

When a non-token Thing comes into play, gain control of it and destroy this card.

Card by Kevan

Blue Screen Of Death

Thing

No player may win, lose, take a turn, or play any card, and the current state of the game may not be changed in any way.

Card by Binarius

Winnow

Action

Every player discards a card.

Card by Kevan

No Secrets

Thing

Players may look at one another's hands at any time.

Card by Kevan

Gorgon's Head

Thing

Things with Petrification tokens on them may not use their Action abilities. When Gorgon's Head leaves play, destroy all Petrification tokens. Action: Put a Petrification token onto any Thing.

Card by Kevan

5K

Falcon Punch

Action

Destroy target Thing so hard that its controller discards a card.

Card by Bucky

6K

A wizard did it

Thing

Play onto another Thing. that Thing becomes a Special Rule with all second person pronouns replaced by the appropriate form of your name.

Card by Bucky

7K

Handwave

Action

Play in response to an Action to nullify its effects, or play normally to draw a card.

Card by Bucky

Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich

Thing

Choose a Thing when this comes into play. All non-token Things (apart from this one) are considered to have the name and card text of that Thing.

Card by Kevan

Lights Out For Darker Skies

Action

Destroy all Things which have an Action ability which has not yet been used this game.

Card by Kevan

Last Page Of The Midterm

Thing

This card intentionally left (almost) blank.

Card by Binarius

One Man's Trash

Action

Remove the nth card from the discard pile (counting from the top), put it into your hand, and discard n cards.

Card by Binarius

How Perfectly Obvious

Action

Choose an opponent and name a card. If they have that card in their hand, put it into your hand.

Card by Binarius

Anagrammaton

Thing

Action: Rename any card in play, in your hand or in the discard pile to an anagram of its previous name.

Card by Kevan

Last Minute Bid

Action

Gain control of a Thing whose name returns at least one (uncorrected) result when searched for on ebay.com.

Card by Kevan

Nazgûl

Thing

Nazgûl may not be destroyed by any Thing that is human and male. Action: Chosen opponent flips a coin until it comes up tails and discards a number of cards equal to the number of heads.

Card by Binarius

Flung Dung

Thing

Put Flung Dung into play under any player's control; that player's other Things may not use their Action abilities. Destroy Flung Dung when it acquires three Disinfectant tokens. Action: Put a Disinfectant token onto Flung Dung.

Card by Binarius

=O

Doomed. Doooomed!

Thing

Play this card into play under any player's control. If any player is eliminated, you are also eliminated.

Card by Binarius

8K

McGuffin

Thing

When the game ends, you win. When a player's card eliminates you from the game, that player gains control of McGuffin

Card by Bucky

9K

Scrying crystal

Thing

Action:Look at up to two cards at random from target player's hand.

Card by Bucky

Bulk Order

Thing

Skip your draw phase. When this comes into play, put three Delay tokens into play. If there are no Delay tokens in play, destroy this card and draw five cards. Action: Destroy a Delay token.

Card by Kevan

Plagiarist

Thing

Action: Choose a random Thing that has an Action ability, other than this card. Plagiarist performs a copy of that Thing's Action ability as if it were its own.

Card by Kevan

Card Advantage

Action

If you have fewer cards in your hand than a chosen opponent, draw cards until you have one more than them.

Card by Kevan

Infinite Game of Infinite Dvorak

Action

Destroy all things with the text "win," "victory," "lose," or "eliminate," and destroy any tokens created by those cards.

Card by Atticus

Horde of Savage Orks

Thing - Ork

This thing comes into play with twenty Ork tokens. Action:Destroy an Ork token to destroy a thing your opponent controls. Any player may take this action.

Card by Atticus

Being Very Sleepy

Thing

Being very sleepy, you miss important happenings. Ignore the effects of actions that effect you. Your things are still vulnerable.

Card by Atticus