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These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:
These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:


[[Dvanguard set|Dvanguard set]], [[Dvanguard booster pack|Dvanguard booster pack]], [[Shroud booster pack|Shroud booster pack]], [[Illusion booster pack|Illusion booster pack]]
[[Dvanguard set|Dvanguard set]], [[Dvanguard booster pack|Dvanguard booster pack]], [[Shroud booster pack|Shroud booster pack]], [[Illusion booster pack|Illusion booster pack]], [[Up Your Sleeve booster pack|Up Your Sleeve booster pack]], [[Swords booster pack|Swords booster pack]], [[Vintage booster pack|Vintage booster pack]]


==Card List==
==Card List==


:''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]], [[/Cards 1701-1800|1701-1800]], [[/Cards 1801-1900|1801-1900]], [[/Cards 1901-2000|1901-2000]], [[/Cards 2001-2100|2001-2100]], [[/Cards 2101-2200|2101-2200]], [[/Cards 2201-2300|2201-2300]], [[/Cards 2301-2400|2301-2400]], [[/Cards 2401-2500|2401-2500]], [[/Cards 2501-2600|2501-2600]], [[/Cards 2601-2700|2601-2700]], [[/Cards 2701-2800|2701-2800]], [[/Cards 2801-2900|2801-2900]], [[/Cards 2901-3000|2901-3000]], [[/Cards 3001-3100|3001-3100]], [[/Cards 3101-3200|3101-3200]], [[/Cards 3201-3300|3201-3300]], [[/Cards 3301-3400|3301-3400]], [[/Cards 3401-3500|3401-3500]], [[/Cards 3501-3600|3501-3600]], [[/Cards 3601-3700|3601-3700]], [[/Cards 3701-3800|3701-3800]], [[/Cards 3801-3900|3801-3900]], [[/Cards 3901-4000|3901-4000]], [[/Cards 4001-4100|4001-4100]], [[/Cards 4101-4200|4101-4200]], [[/Cards 4201-4300|4201-4300]], [[/Cards 4301-4400|4301-4400]], [[/Cards 4401-4500|4401-4500]], [[/Cards 4501-4600|4501-4600]], [[/Cards 4601-4700|4601-4700]], [[/Cards 4701-4800|4701-4800]], [[/Cards 4801-4900|4801-4900]], [[/Cards 4901-5000|4901-5000]], [[/Cards 5001-5100|5001-5100]], [[/Cards 5101-5200|5101-5200]], [[/Cards 5201-5300|5201-5300]], [[/Cards 5301-5400|5301-5400]], [[/Cards 5401-5500|5401-5500]], [[/Cards 5501-5600|5501-5600]], [[/Cards 5601-5700|5601-5700]], [[/Cards 5701-5800|5701-5800]], [[/Cards 5801-5900|5801-5900]], [[/Cards 5901-6000|5901-6000]].''
:''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]], [[/Cards 1701-1800|1701-1800]], [[/Cards 1801-1900|1801-1900]], [[/Cards 1901-2000|1901-2000]], [[/Cards 2001-2100|2001-2100]], [[/Cards 2101-2200|2101-2200]], [[/Cards 2201-2300|2201-2300]], [[/Cards 2301-2400|2301-2400]], [[/Cards 2401-2500|2401-2500]], [[/Cards 2501-2600|2501-2600]], [[/Cards 2601-2700|2601-2700]], [[/Cards 2701-2800|2701-2800]], [[/Cards 2801-2900|2801-2900]], [[/Cards 2901-3000|2901-3000]], [[/Cards 3001-3100|3001-3100]], [[/Cards 3101-3200|3101-3200]], [[/Cards 3201-3300|3201-3300]], [[/Cards 3301-3400|3301-3400]], [[/Cards 3401-3500|3401-3500]], [[/Cards 3501-3600|3501-3600]], [[/Cards 3601-3700|3601-3700]], [[/Cards 3701-3800|3701-3800]], [[/Cards 3801-3900|3801-3900]], [[/Cards 3901-4000|3901-4000]], [[/Cards 4001-4100|4001-4100]], [[/Cards 4101-4200|4101-4200]], [[/Cards 4201-4300|4201-4300]], [[/Cards 4301-4400|4301-4400]], [[/Cards 4401-4500|4401-4500]], [[/Cards 4501-4600|4501-4600]], [[/Cards 4601-4700|4601-4700]], [[/Cards 4701-4800|4701-4800]], [[/Cards 4801-4900|4801-4900]], [[/Cards 4901-5000|4901-5000]], [[/Cards 5001-5100|5001-5100]], [[/Cards 5101-5200|5101-5200]], [[/Cards 5201-5300|5201-5300]], [[/Cards 5301-5400|5301-5400]], [[/Cards 5401-5500|5401-5500]], [[/Cards 5501-5600|5501-5600]], [[/Cards 5601-5700|5601-5700]], [[/Cards 5701-5800|5701-5800]], [[/Cards 5801-5900|5801-5900]], [[/Cards 5901-6000|5901-6000]], [[/Cards 6001-6100|6001-6100]], [[/Cards 6101-6200|6101-6200]].''


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{{card|title=Luck of the Draw II|type=Action|text=Play this card as soon as you draw it; you may take another Action this turn. Draw five cards. Choose two of them to discard, then discard two of the remaining three at random.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Thickening Agent|type=Thing|text=Play onto any Thing; equipped Thing's Action ability now reads "'''Thing and Action:''' [ability ruletext]" instead. (If equipped Thing has more than one Action ability, choose one when Thickening Agent comes into play.)|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Unwinding Clock|type=Thing|text=At any point during each opponent's turn, you may play one Action ability of any machine currently in play under your control.|creator=Pongo}}
{{card|title=The Trollhammer|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy a Thing that is related to an Abrahamic religion.|flavortext=
Amongst the shadows rides a beast,<br>
Gripping hard a mighty hammer,<br>
Looking for weak Christian blood<br>
|creator=Pongo}}
{{card|title=Red Rover, Red Rover|type=Action|text=Choose a Thing and an opponent, then play rock-paper-scissors with that opponent. The player who wins gains control of that Thing.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Regifter's Shield|type=Thing|text=Whenever you would gain control of a Thing an opponent controls, you may have target opponent gain control of it instead.|flavortext="Lo, my magic shield protects me from your needless appliances, forcing you to swallow your own bitter pills."|bgcolor=007|creator=Corrigan}}
{{card|title=Sudden Shortage|type=Action|text=Each player discards his or her hand, then draws a card.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Flood the Market|type=Thing|text=Any player who does not play a Thing during their turn is eliminated. '''Action (global):''' If you have no Things in your hand, reveal your hand and destroy this card.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Potted Card|type=Thing|bgcolor=060|text=At the end of each of your turns, draw a card and place it face-down, without looking at it, under Potted Card. If Potted Card is destroyed, put one of the face-down cards under it into your hand and discard the rest. '''Action - Harvest:''' Destroy Potted Card.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Yo-yo|type=Thing - Toy|bgcolor=CC0|text=You may return Yo-yo to your hand if you played it during this turn. '''Action:''' Return Yo-yo to your hand.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Eddie the Aquiline Shapeshifter Organism|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Return Eddie to your hand, then put a living Thing card not named Eddie the Aquiline Shapeshifter Organism from your hand into play. You may take an additional Action this turn.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=964B00}}
{{card|title=Harvest Time|type=Action|text=Each player draws a card for each Thing he or she controls.|bgcolor=700|creator=Corrigan}}
{{card|title=Paper Airplane|type=Thing|bgcolor=FFF|text=All Airplane tokens are treated as copies of this card. '''Action:''' Gain an Airplane token and put this card into an opponent's control.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Schrödinger's Hydra|type=Thing|bgcolor=000|text=While in play, this card counts as being in your hand, under your control, and in the discard pile. '''Action:''' Attempt to measure this card's location by rolling a die. 1-2: Draw a card. 3-4: Put a Thing from your hand into play. 5-6: The wavefunction collapses; destroy this card.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Age of Coal|type=Thing|text=Cards cost an additional "discard a card" to play.<br><br>'''Action:''' abilities cost an additional "discard a card" to activate.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Vending Machine|type=Thing|text=You are not affected by any Action that requires the use of a Money token is nullified.|cornervalue=&#%$|flavortext=Argh! It stole my money... again.|creator=robo1995}}
{{card|title=Poisonous Spines|type=Thing|text=Whenever another player targets you or one of your Things, they gain a Toxin token.  A player with 4 or more Toxin tokens loses the game.<br>'''Action:'''Discard two cards to give target opponent a Toxin token.|cornervalue=9k|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Ultra Donut|type=Thing|text=At the start of your turn, you may destroy this.  If you do, gain two Toxin tokens, draw two cards, and you may take an extra Action this turn.|flavortext=50% sugar, 35% lard and 15% unspecified organic compounds.|cornervalue=8k|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=World-Eater Ooze|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At the beginning of your turn, put an Ooze counter on World-Eater Ooze, then, if it has at least five Ooze counters on it, remove all of them and destroy target Thing other than World-Eater Ooze.<BR>If World-Eater Ooze would be destroyed, remove an Ooze counter from it instead (even if there are none).|longtext=CreeperWorld|bgcolor=550975}}
{{card|title=Age of Fusion|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At the beginning of each player's turn, that player draws two extra cards.<BR>Each player may play an extra card each turn.}}
{{card|title=Alternate Timeline Reset Point|creator=ChippyYYZ|type=Thing|text=When this card enters play, note the number of cards in your hand and the number of other Things you control. <BR>When this card is destroyed, Remove your hand and all Things you control from the game, draw cards until you have the noted number of cards in your hand, then reveal cards from the deck until the noted number of Things are revealed.  Put those Things into play and shuffle the deck.|longtext=outatime}}
{{card|title=Echo|bgcolor=700|creator=Bucky (Unplayable Dvorak deck)|
type=Action|text=Repeat the effects of any Action you played on your previous turn.}}
{{card|title=Cheshire Cat|bgcolor=007|creator=Bucky (Unplayable Dvorak deck)|
type=Thing|text=At the end of each turn, you win the game<br><br>If Cheshire Cat is ever in your hand, reveal it to all players, draw a card and then put Cheshire Cat on the bottom of the draw pile.}}
{{card|title=Ravenous Spawn of the Outer Planes|bgcolor=000066|creator=Bucky (Unplayable Dvorak deck)|
type=Thing-Monster|text=When you play this, put a Thing belonging to another player face-down under it. (face-down cards are blank and nameless)}}
{{card|title=Remember the time when your biggest aim in life was to unlock ROB in Mario Kart DS?|type=Thing|text=Indestructible. Play this under the control of a player of your choice and name a card except for this one, that is not removed from the game yet but is definitely in the game somewhere. The chosen card can't be removed from the game. That player can't win the game as long as he controls this thing. Remove this thing from the game, when the chosen player plays the chosen card.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=600|longtext=y|longtitle=y}}
{{card|title=It's 9 am and you're awake for 13 hours now|type=Thing|text=Play this under the control of another player of your choice. That player can't play action cards as long as he controls this thing.<br>That player can choose to skip one turn to destroy this thing.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=600|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Nobody wants to play Dvorak with me!|type=Thing|text=Put one counter on this thing for every round in which no player used any things effect or action card which would target you as a player.<br>If there are 5 counter on this card, you win the game.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=600|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Open Wounds|type=Thing|bgcolor=C00|cornervalue=0|text=Play this card into any player's control. At the end of your turn, roll a die. If the number is greater than this card's cornervalue, discard a card and add 1 to this card's cornervalue; otherwise, reset the cornervalue to 0 and destroy this card.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Frisbee|type=Thing - Toy|bgcolor=06C|text='''Action:''' Put Frisbee into a chosen opponent's control and draw a card.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Investment Return|type=Action|text=Each player draws cards equal to the number of cards in his or her hand.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Spiked Ankh|type=Thing|text=Whenever a player plays a Thing card, that player discards a card.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Sneaky Contract|type=Thing|text=When you have no cards in hand, you may put Sneaky Contract into the discard pile. If you do, look at each opponent's hand, then choose up to five of the cards you looked at and put them into your hand.|bgcolor=007|flavortext="Just let me add some fine print real quick."|creator=Corrigan}}
{{card|title=Heavenly Inferno|type=Action|text=Destroy X Things, where X is the number of Things you control as you play this Action.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=Mirror Mastery|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Whenever an opponent plays a card, you may discard a card whose cornervalue shares a character with the cornervalue of the played card.  If you do, you play a copy of the played card.|cornervalue=2URG}}
{{card|title=Counterpunch|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Remove target counter from the game.  Destroy target Thing.}}
{{card|title=Trippelganger|type=Action|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=700|text=Put three tokens that are copies of target Thing into play.|cornervalue=4G}}
{{card|title=Bounce-back|type=Reaction|text=Play when a Thing is destroyed to return it to play.|cornervalue=0k|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=e77}}
{{card|title=Accelerated Lead Poisoning|type=Action|text=Destroy a Thing.  Its controller gains a Toxin token.|flavortext="Who decided to make our bullets out of a toxic metal?  They deserve a raise."|cornervalue=1l|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Power Serum|type=Thing|text=At the start of your turn, draw two extra cards and gain a Toxin token.  You may play an extra Action and an extra Thing each turn. <br><br>If you have 4 or more Toxin tokens, you lose the game.|cornervalue=2l|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Tomb Robbery|type=Action|text=Return target nonliving physical Thing card from the discard pile to your hand.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=700|cornervalue=L3}}
{{card|title=Deprivation Tactics|type=Action|text=Each player names a card. Search the draw pile for the named cards and remove them from the game.|cornervalue=N3|bgcolor=700|creator=Corrigan}}
{{card|title=Wobbleshot|type=Action|text=Choose one -- Destroy target abstract Thing, or destroy two target physical Things.|bgcolor=700|creator=Corrigan|cornervalue=D9}}
{{card|title=Victorious Fanfare|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Draw seven cards.|cornervalue=4r|flavortext=Strike up the band!  Tonight, we feast!}}
{{card|title=Smack Down|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Play only in response to a Thing's Action Ability.  Negate that ability and destroy that Thing.|cornervalue=5r|flavortext=Anybody else have something funny to say?  Good, I thought not!}}
{{card|title=Calamity Bomb|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Calamity Bomb enters play with 5 Fuse counters on it.  At the beginning of your turn, remove a Fuse counter from it.  Whenever Calamity Bomb would be destroyed, put a Fuse counter on it instead.|flavortext=Okay, so we don't actually know what happens if it goes off, but we're still not going to risk it.|cornervalue=6r}}
{{card|title=Midnight Coffee|type=Action|text=You can't play Midnight Coffee unless it's the only card in your hand.<br><br>Take two extra turns after this one.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=700|cornervalue=D5}}
{{card|title=Brodown|type=Action|text=You and target opponent each gain control of all Things the other player controls. Draw a card for each Thing you gave away, then the other player draws a card for each Thing he or she gave away.|flavortext=Wartime and peacetime come and go, but brotime is unwavering.|bgcolor=700|creator=Corrigan}}
{{card|title=Dancing Bear|type=Thing|text=At the end of your turn, draw a card or gain a Money token.<br><br>'''Action:''' Destroy up to three target living Things and Dancing Bear.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Critic's Fury|type=Action|text=Target Thing's text becomes blank.  Its creator discards a card (if they're playing).|flavortext="That card's horrible! It's frustrating to play against and isn't even fun to use unless you enjoy wasting other peoples' time. <br> 1.5 out of 10."|cornervalue=3l|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Soul Jail|type=Thing|text=When Soul Jail enters play, each of your opponents removes his or her hand from the game.<br>Play with your hand revealed. Any player may play cards from your hand. Whenever another player would draw cards, you draw those cards instead.<br>When Soul Jail leaves play, each opponent puts the cards he or she removed from the game back into his or her hand.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007|longtext=true}}
{{card|title=Sudden Aneurysm|type=Action|text=A random player discards three cards at random.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=700|flavortext=Nobody is safe from the Aneureaper.}}
{{card|title=Spontaneous Combustion|type=Action|text=A random player chooses a nontoken Thing he or she controls at random. Destroy that Thing.|bgcolor=700|creator=Corrigan}}
{{card|title=German Censorship|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, destroy every thing, that could destroy more than 1 thing per turn.<br>No one can play any things which could destroy more than 1 things per turn, as long as this card is in play.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Voicechat in an Online Ego-Shooter|type=Thing|text=Action abilities and Action cards can played by everyone at any time. Every player can play up to 5 action cards or action abilites in one round.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=|type=Thing|text='''Thing:''' Change this cards title to whatever you want.<br>|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Double Agent|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At the beginning of your turn, target opponent draws a card.  Until end of turn, you may look at that card and play it as though it was in your hand.}}
{{card|title=Triple Agent|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When Triple Agent enters or leaves play, target opponent gives a card from their hand to another target opponent, then that opponent gives a random card from their hand to you.}}
{{card|title=Thickening Agent|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action: ''' Discard a Thing card to destroy target immaterial or intangible Thing.}}
{{card|title=Drunken Bender|type=Thing|text='''Action: ''' Add one Alcohol counter to this card.<br>'''Action: ''' Remove any number of Alcohol counters from this card. For every counter you remove, destroy a Thing|creator=CashCrazed}}
{{card|title=Roulette of Caprice|type=Action|text=Pick any player. The next time that player's turn starts, he must pick a random card from his hand and play it if it can be legally played. Any required targets are chosen by you. If the card cannot be legally played, it is simply discarded.|creator=CashCrazed}}
{{card|title=Uncomfortable Yet Stylish Shoes|type=Thing|text=At the beginning of your turn, draw a card.<br>At the end of your turn, discard a card|flavortext=What would you go through for a compliment?|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Adverse Possession|type=Thing|creator=Pneumonica|text=Three target Things of your choice in play come under your control.  At the start of every turn, add an SOL token to this Thing.  When it has three SOL Tokens, discard this Thing.  If this Thing is discarded in any other way, the Things targeted by this card return to their original controllers.}}
{{card|title=The BJ Rule|type=Thing|creator=Pneumonica|text='''Action:'''  One Thing you have just played this turn cannot be discarded until your next turn.  You may select the same Thing next round to protect.  If you stop protecting a Thing, you may not select it again.  If the target Thing would cause its own discard, this Thing will not protect it.}}
{{card|title=Midnight Filing|type=Action|creator=Pneumonica|text=You may immediately play a Thing and an Action.  This is in addition to any other Things and Actions you may play.}}
{{card|title=Clonus Horror|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=You may have Clonus Horror enter the battlefield as a copy of a Thing in play.  If you do, target Thing becomes a copy of that Thing.}}
{{card|title=Cursed Skrull|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action:  '''Name a card and reveal a random card from your hand.  If you revealed a Thing card with that name, Cursed Skrull becomes a copy of that Thing and gains this ability.}}
{{card|title=Empty Bottle|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At any time that this card doesn't have an Action card under it, you may put an Action card from your hand under it and add its text to the end of this Thing's text.<BR><BR>When this Thing is destroyed, }}
{{card|title=The Loothouse|type=Thing|text=When you play this, draw a card.<br><br> Right before the start of your turn, you may return this to your hand and discard a card.|cornervalue=4l|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Pointed Criticism|type=Thing|text=When you play this, each opponent adds a name to this thing's flavortext.  <br> '''Action:''' remove a card from the discard pile for the remainder of the session.  If its author is named in this card's flavortext, draw a card.|flavortext=Kazz, NinjaWookiee, Your Face, Corr- |cornervalue=5l|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Fanart Site|type=Thing|text=When Fanart Site enters play, name a card author who created another Thing you control. Whenever you play a card by the chosen author, draw a card.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007|flavortext=We need more Sanic pictures.}}
{{card|title=Force Tug|type=Action|text=Choose one -- Return target nontoken Thing to its controller's hand; or return two target Things you control to your hand.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Devour For Power|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Destroy target Thing and draw a card.  If you controlled that Thing, copy this Action twice.}}
{{card|title=Political Puppets|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When this card enters play, exchange control of two target Things.  If Political Puppets was one of those cards, it gains "Reveal each card you draw."}}
{{card|title=Pretentious Dismissal|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Destroy target Thing not created by ChippyYYZ.|flavortext="Amusing, almost.  It should never have even been a card.  Send it to ''Homelands'', with the rest of its ilk."}}
{{card|title=Snatch Shield|type=Thing|text=Whenever an effect an opponent controls destroys a Thing you control, you may put target nontoken Thing that player controls into your hand.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007|cornervalue=S4}}
{{card|title=Release the Fanboys|type=Action|text=Choose an author.  Play all Action cards in the discard pile that they created, then reveal your hand and discard all cards in it they did not create. <br>Move this card Up Your Sleeve.|cornervalue=6l|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Win by Consensus|type=Action|text=Reveal the top two cards of the draw pile and your hand.  If there isn't a publicly visible card whose author's name is not on a card you have in your hand or on one of your Things, you win the game.  Otherwise, draw a card.|cornervalue=7l|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Luxury Tax|type=Thing|text=Players with cards in hand can't draw cards. ''(When a player draws multiple cards at once, they draw all of them.)''|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007|cornervalue=1Y}}
{{card|title=Space Hammer|type=Thing|text=When you play this, destroy a Thing.<br><br> '''Action:'''Discard 3 cards and return this to your hand.|cornervalue=8l|flavortext=Pros:Heavy enough to crush anything<br>Cons:Hard to get back into orbit|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Token Review vol. 60: Shipping Edition|type=Thing|text='''Action:'''Target player gains two Pony, Crate or Toxin tokens.|cornervalue=9l|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=A Brony Documentation|type=Action|text=Roll a dice.<br>You get the rolled amount of Pony tokens with the following effect: "As long as you control at least 1 Pony Token you're opponents can't win the game.<br>At the beginning of your turn, when you don't control any Pony tokens, you loose the game."|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=700|longtext=}}
{{card|title=The Big Turn On|type=Action|text=All Action-abilities of all things in play get activated at once. If choices have to be made, those things owners choose.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=700|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Kokett|type=Thing|text=You can play this at any time if one of your opponent sneezes. If this card comes into play this way, the player that sneezed gets 1 Pocket Tissue-Token.<br><br>When this comes into play roll 2 dice. You get the rolled amount of Pocket Tissue-Tokens.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=007|longtext=Y|flavortext=By the way, Kokett is a famous brand of pocket tissues in Germany.}}
{{card|title=Genius Ray|type=Action|text=Remove target Thing from the game. If it was indestructible, draw a card.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Motherboard Malfunction|type=Action|text=Remove all Things from the game, then return them to play.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Mind The Gap|type=Reaction|text=Play this as an answer to when a player takes control over another players thing. That player has to roll a die.<br>If the rolled number is uneven, that player can't take control over the thing and the thing gets removed from the game.<br>If the rolled number is uneven the player just takes control over the thing.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=600|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Summerfag|type=Thing|text=|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|flavortext=These are just annoying.}}
{{card|title=Reese's Pieces|type=Thing|text=Comes into play with 10 Reese's Pieces Counters.<br>'''Action:''' Remove 1 Reese's Pieces Counter from this card. You can play an extra card this turn and you get 1 Fat Token.<br><br>If you control 5 or more Fat Tokens at the beginning of your turn, you loose the game.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Bombard|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Destroy two target Things.  For each Thing destroyed this way, its controller discards a card.}}
{{card|title=Sound the Call|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Look at the top 7 cards of the deck.  You may put any living Things from among them into play under your control.}}
{{card|title=Jinxed Hexcurse|type=Action/Thing|bgcolor=707|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If this card would be played, remove it from the game and choose an opponent.  That player may choose up to 2 cards in the discard pile and immediately play them in any order.  Then put this card into that player's hand.|flavortext=Wait, so the curse is jinxed, and the jinx has a hex on it, and the hex is what's being cursed?  I'm not touching it.|longtext=cursesfoiledagain}}
{{card|title=Handsome Sven|type=Thing|text=You control all female things in play, as long as this card is under your control.<br>Sacrifice 1 female thing under your control to draw a card.|creator=NinjaWookiee|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Netflix Subscription|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, draw a card. You can discard 1 card per turn to draw 1 card.|creator=NinjaWookiee|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Pyrrhic Victory|type=Action|text=The game ends in a draw<br>|flavortext="Sometimes, the only way to win is not to play."|cornervalue=AV|creator=AldusValor|bgcolor=992}}
{{card|title=The Monty Hall Problem|type=Thing|text=As long as this card remains under your control, your opponents' maximum hand size is reduced to three<br>|flavortext="Door number one, two or three?"|cornervalue=AV|creator=AldusValor|bgcolor=929}}
{{card|title=Synchrowave|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Destroy one Thing controlled by each opponent with the same number of cards in hand as you.}}
{{card|title=Freeze Ray|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When Freeze Ray enters play, gain a Wonderflonium Token.<BR>'''Action:  '''Remove a Wonderflonium Token you control from the game.  If you do, target player skips their next turn.}}
{{card|title=I Won't Feel a Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|type=Thing|text=Other players' cards cannot cause you to discard cards.}}
{{card|title=Reese's Cannon|type=Thing|text=Comes into play with 10 Reese's Pieces counters.<br>'''Action:''' Remove a Reese's Pieces counter from this card. Target player can take an Action and gains a Fat Token.<br><br>If a player controls 5 or more Fat Tokens at the beginning of their turn, they loose the game.|cornervalue=0l|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Gestalt Backlash|type=Action|text= Each player (including you) reveals their hand.  You choose and discard one card from each revealed hand.|cornervalue=1m|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Style Combo|type=Action|text=Take up to 5 different Actions, then strike a pose and end your turn.|cornervalue=2m|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Uninteresting Lump|type=Thing|bgcolor=007|text=Uninteresting Lump can't be targeted.|flavortext=Why even bother getting rid of it?|creator=Corrigan}}
{{card|title=Inner Conflict|type=Action|bgcolor=700|text=Target player reveals two cards at random from his or her hand. Choose one of those cards. That player discards that card.|creator=Corrigan}}
{{card|title=Antipolarity Ray|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Destroy target Thing.  If it could be played as an Action, you may immediately play it as an Action.}}
{{card|title=Bad Moon|type=Action/Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=000|text=If played as an Action, look at the top 5 cards of the deck, reveal any black cards from among them and put them into your hand, then the rest on top of the deck in any order.<BR>If played as a Thing, you control all black Things.}}
{{card|title=Sword of Will and Fear|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action and Thing:''' Until your next turn, you cannot lose the game and your opponents cannot win the game.}}
{{card|title=Fourthright|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If this is the fourth card you have played this turn, you win.|flavortext=Go fourth and conquer!  Remember what you're fighting four!|cornervalue=4}}
{{card|title=Goo Rocket|type=Action|text=Return target Thing to its controller's hand.  Its controller can't play Things during their next turn.|cornervalue=3m|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Sharing Is Caring|type=Thing|text=Give all other players a copy of Sharing Is Caring. Each turn, any player with this card in play may take control of up to 3 Things belonging to any other player or players who also possess Sharing Is Caring. This card may not be used to take possession of Sharing Is Caring.|cornervalue=;|creator=Nehh|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Unlimited Thing Works|type=Thing|text=Each turn, you may copy up to 2 Things (other than this card) that are either in play or in the discard pile. Put them in play under your control.|cornervalue=4|creator=Nehh|bgcolor=310}}
{{card|title=Zero-Point Action|type=Action|text=You may only play this card if you did not play an Action last turn. You may play an unlimited number of actions this turn.|cornervalue=0P|creator=Nehh|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Super Charge Boon|type=Action|text=Gain an Energy token and return this to your hand OR destroy all your Energy tokens and target opponent discards that many cards OR destroy 5 of your Energy tokens and all other Things.|cornervalue=4m|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Mirrorcast|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If the last Action played by an opponent was an Action card, play Mirrorcast as a copy of that card.  If it was the Action Ability of a Thing, target Thing you control becomes a copy of that Thing, then uses that Action Ability if able.}}
{{card|title=Memory Bank|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Your maximum hand size is increased by two.  When Memory Bank enters play, draw a card.}}
{{card|title=Transformation|type=Action/Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=707|text=As an Action: look at the top 5 cards of the deck and put a Thing card from among them into play, then put a Thing you control in the discard pile.<BR>As a Thing: At the beginning of your turn, put a Transformation counter on Transformation, then draw a card for each Transformation counter on it, then discard that many cards.  If you discard 5 or more cards this way, put Transformation in the discard pile.|longtext=imhidingsecretmessagesinlongtexts}}
{{card|title=Gate Of Babylon|type=Thing|text=Things underneath Gate of Babylon cannot be targeted by or use abilities, and do not count as being in play. If Gate of Babylon is destroyed, all things under it are destroyed as well. Gate of Babylon cannot be destroyed. '''Action:''' Place one Thing that you control under Gate Of Babylon. '''Action+Thing:''' Remove as many Things as you wish from under Gate of Babylon and destroy them. Target and destroy a number of things equal to the number of cards removed from the Gate. |creator=Nehh|bgcolor=990|longtext=true}}
{{card|title=Rule Breaker|type=Action|text=Target any card. Targeted card may no longer be used by its owner.|cornervalue=/|creator=Nehh}}
{{card|title=Enthusiasm Burst|type=Action|text=Target Thing may use its abilities with no action or Thing cost this turn. At the end of the turn, remove any abilities used from the card's text.|cornervalue=V-|creator=Nehh}}
{{card|title=Borrow From The Future|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Look at the top 5 cards of the deck and choose one of them. Put a copy of that card into your hand.<!--reminds me of the US economy-->}}
{{card|title=Borrow From The Past|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Choose target card in the discard pile or target Thing.  Put that card into your hand.}}
{{card|title=Power Surge|type=Action|text= Target Thing's controller may take an Action.  Then, destroy that Thing.|cornervalue=5m|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Evil Clone|type=Thing|text=When you play this, move a Thing from your discard pile to Up Your Sleeve.  Evil Clone has that card's text appended to it until it leaves play.|cornervalue=6m|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Corner Boost|type=Action|text=Up to one target Thing with no cornervalue gains a cornervalue of "1A".  Draw a card for each Thing with a cornervalue you control.  |cornervalue=7m|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Hyperize|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Target Thing's text is tripled. Destroy that Thing. If it is destroyed this way, put two copies of it into the discard pile.|flavortext="While I'm sure it would have looked cooler with its form stretched across eight dimensions, its frail structure was clearly designed by someone with no more than about five in mind." --ChippyYYZ|longtext=darksoulsissohard}}
{{card|title=Poly-Dimensional Barrier|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Things you control cannot be destroyed by cards you don't control that are not Action cards played from hands.|flavortext="I've found that seven-dimensional stability is relatively easy to attain, though at the cost of one of the more obvious dimensions." --ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=Corner Warehouse|type=Thing|text=You may play an extra Thing each turn as long as that Thing has a cornervalue.|flavortext="'''Thing:'''" abilities don't have cornervalues.|cornervalue=8m|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Murderous Ghost|type=Thing|text='''Action+Thing:'''Eliminate an opponent who has no cards in their hand.|flavortext=In the daytime, it's just a harmless scare.  But don't get caught alone at night.|cornervalue=9m|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=One With The Rubbish|type=Thing|longtext=true|text=When this card comes into play, shuffle the discard pile into the draw pile. Your hand and the discard pile are now one. Whenever a card should be discarded or destroyed, take it into your hand instead. Wherever another card or a rule refers to the discard pile, it refers to your hand instead. Your hand no longer has a size limit, and you never have to discard, even when another card or a rule states that you do.|flavortext=|cornervalue=|creator=Ltn Koen|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Unblockable Homing Laser|type=Action|text= Destroy target Thing.  This can't be reacted to.|flavortext=By the time you see it fire, you're already dead.|cornervalue=0m|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Sword of Developement and Regression|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action and Thing:''' Return target Thing to its controller's hand. That player draws a card.}}
{{card|title=Heretical Prophet|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its creator discards a card. Tokens do not count as Things.|flavortext=Cast off your delusions and see that we are but pieces in a game, cards in the hands of these false gods. The economy, the energy crisis, even the zombie plague are all mere figments of their malicious will.}}
{{card|title=The Holy Grail of Hello Kitty|type=Thing|text=If you're female, a homosexual male or if you wear something pink you may play this without cost.<br>As long as you control this card, you can't be the target of your opponents cards.<br>If you would lose the game you may remove this card from the game instead.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=e99|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Attention Magnet|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to something that targets another player.  It targets you instead if possible.  If it affects you or your Things at all, draw a card.|cornervalue=1n|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=070}}
{{card|title=Ambush|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to a Thing being played.  It is destroyed as soon as it arrives.|cornervalue=2n|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=070}}
{{card|title=Amplify|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to an Action.  That Action happens three times, but targets the same way each time.|cornervalue=3n|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=070}}
{{card|title=Fatal Synergy|type=Thing|text=When Fatal Synergy is played, select a Thing. While Fatal Synergy is in play, that Thing may use its abilities once per turn for no Action or Thing cost. If Fatal Synergy is destroyed, destroy that Thing as well.|creator=Nehh|bgcolor=000}}
{{card|title=Preplanned Revenge|type=Thing|text=When Preplanned Revenge is played, select a player. If a Thing under that player's control destroys Preplanned Revenge, destroy all Things belonging to that player, and in addition they must discard their hand.|creator=Nehh|bgcolor=000}}
{{card|title=Soulless Bargain|type=Action|text=For each card belonging to target player, toss a coin. Destroy a number of things belonging to that player of your choice equal to the number of times the coin landed Heads. Destroy an equal number of Things under your control - if you cannot do this, you are eliminated.|creator=Nehh|bgcolor=FFF}}
{{card|title=Reflex Dodge|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to an opponent playing a card.<br><br>If it's an '''Action''', it doesn't affect you.<br><br>  If it's a '''Thing''', return it to their hand as soon as it enters play.<br><br>If it's '''neither''', eliminate them.|cornervalue=4n|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=070}}
{{card|title=Take Cover|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to a Thing being destroyed.  Sacrifice one of your Tokens to save it.|flavortext=Fortunately, I had a stack of money to hide behind.|cornervalue=5n|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=070}}
{{card|title=Tempo Increase|type=Thing|text=At the end of each player's turn, that player discards up to two cards and draws that many cards.  Whenever an opponent draws a card this way, gain an Energy token.|cornervalue=0n|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Sacrifice Sigil|type=Thing|text=Whenever the owner of Sacrifice Sigil draws a card, they must discard it immidiately. '''Action:''' Put the top 2 cards from the discard pile into your hand.|creator=Nehh|bgcolor=000}}
{{card|title=Ill Fortune|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to an opponent making a coin toss or die roll as part of a card's instructions. The result of the roll or toss is whatever you choose it to be.|creator=Nehh|bgcolor=888}}
{{card|title=Midnight Criminal|type=Action|text=Discard a Thing, and target an opponent. You gain control of two of that opponent's Things.|creator=Nehh|bgcolor=FFF}}
{{card|title=Pocket Veto|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to an Action or Reaction card.  Prevent it. Put the Action or Reaction and this card Up Your Sleeve. |cornervalue=7n|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=070}}
{{card|title=Procedural Delay|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to a card being played.  It remains in its owner's hand instead of being played.
<br>
Draw a card.|cornervalue=8n|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=070}}
{{card|title=Final Word|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to a Reaction to prevent it or play in response to an Action with no extra effect.
<br>
Nobody else can play cards this turn.<br>Final Word can't be reacted to.
|cornervalue=9n|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=0f0}}
{{card|title=Meldblood Spring|type=Action|text=Choose a colour. Until the end of your turn, all cards of that colour can be played for no cost so long as it is not the standard background colour for that type of card.|creator=Nehh|bgcolor=FFF}}
{{card|title=Quivering Gestalt|type=Action|text=Discard any number of Things. Target Thing gains the rulestext of all cards discarded this way and gains x Struggle tokens, where x is the number of cards discarded plus 1. It gains the rulestext: 'Every turn, remove 1 Struggle token from this card. If this card has no Struggle tokens on it, destroy it.'|creator=Nehh|bgcolor=FFF}}
{{card|title=Drowndock Anchor|type=Thing|text=The owner of this card cannot play Actions or use Action abilities while it is in play. '''Thing:''' Use this ability as a reaction to another player playing an Action. Prevent that Action, and the player discards all Actions from their hand.|creator=Nehh|bgcolor=000}}
{{card|title=Censor|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to an Action.  Remove up to three sentences from that Action's card until the end of the turn. (This happens before the action takes effect)|cornervalue=6n|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=070}}
{{card|title=Sword of Actions and Things|type=Thing|text='''Action and Thing:'''Use an Action ability of another Thing and/or gain a token of any one-word type.|cornervalue=1o|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Gourmand's Curse|type=Action|text= Destroy a Thing.  If it had flavortext, draw a card; otherwise, discard a card.|flavortext=It tasted bland and stale.  Sorta like cardboard.|cornervalue=2o|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Radiant Penumbra|type=Action|text=Destroy target Thing. This turn, Things you control cannot be targeted or destroyed.|creator=Nehh|bgcolor=FFF}}
{{card|title=Soul Overflow|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to an opponent being eliminated. All the cards in their hand and all the Things they control are now in your hand and under your control respectively. Gain a Soul token with the text: 'You have no maximum hand size, and may play 1 extra Action and 1 extra Thing per turn.'|creator=Nehh|bgcolor=888}}
{{card|title=Regurgitant Ooze|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to an opponent playing an Action. If Regurgitant Ooze does not have an Action attached to it, attach a copy of that action to Regurgitant Ooze and return Regurgitant Ooze to your hand. If it does, play the Action attached to Regurgitant Ooze.|creator=Nehh|bgcolor=888}}
{{card|title=Cannibal Gourmet|type=Thing|text='''Action:'''Destroy a Thing that has flavortext.|flavortext=Bite me.|cornervalue=3o|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Stale Crisps|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Target player who controls at least two Things and no Things with flavortext discards two cards.}}
{{card|title=Explosive Division|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Destroy a Token you control. If you do, destroy target Thing and gain two Tokens of that type.}}
{{card|title=Tricombinator|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action: ''' Destroy three Tokens you control of the same type. If you do, draw a card.}}
{{card|title=Rising Standards|type=Action|text=Destroy all tokens <br>OR destroy all Things with no flavortext <br>OR destroy all Things with no cornervalue <br>OR destroy all Things.|flavortext=Laziness is no excuse.|cornervalue=4o|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Totem of Flood and Drought|type=Thing|text=When a player discards a card due to exceeding their maximum hand size, destroy one of their Things.  <br><br> If a player must discard a card but has no cards in hand, eliminate them.|flavortext= If a player has a negative max hand size, they're just screwed.|cornervalue=5o|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=000}}
{{card|title=Infestation|type=Thing|text=At the start of your turn, gain an Insect token if you control less than 3 insects.|flavortext=Stomp as many as you want, there's always more.|cornervalue=6o|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Free Stylin'|creator=Corrigan|cornervalue=3M|bgcolor=007|type=Thing|text=Whenever you play an Action card with a nonstandard colour, put a style counter on Free Stylin'. <br>At the start of your turn, you win the game if Free Stylin' has five or more style counters on it.}}
{{card|type=Action|text=Reveal the top three cards of the draw pile. You may put a Thing card revealed this way into your hand and put the rest on the bottom if the draw pile. If all cards revealed are Thing cards, put them all into your hand.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=111|title=Accrue}}
{{card|title=Atomic Fission|type=Action|bgcolor=222|text=Discard any number of Thing cards, then put that many Action cards from the discard pile into your hand. Shuffle Atomic Fission into the draw pile instead of putting it in the discard pile.|creator=Corrigan|cornervalue=3M}}
{{card|title=Counterfeit Boon|type=Action|text=Choose the last one: Draw five cards and play two of them OR eliminate each opponent who does not have exactly 4 cards in their hand OR target player discards a random card.|flavortext=AWESOME!!!!! Oh, wait.|cornervalue=7o|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=New Pair of Shoes|type=Action|text= Choose a number N from 1 to 5; roll a d6. If die roll is over N, do the first N items below. Otherwise, discard N cards. If you cannot discard as required, lose the game. <br> Items:
1. Draw 1 card. <br>
2. Draw 2 cards and play them both <br>
3. Play another Action this turn. <br>
4. Play up to three Things <br>
5. Eliminate target opponent |cornervalue=d6|creator=Goldenboots|longtext = true|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Meditation Medicine|bgcolor=a00|type=Action - Potion|text=Draw cards until you have 3 cards in your hand (minimum draw 1).<br>--OR--<br>Throw - Target opponent discards cards until they have 2 cards in their hand (minimum discard 0).|creator=Bucky|cornervalue=8o}}
{{card|title=Freestyle Combo|type=Action|text=You may play a card from your hand that's a different color from all cards you've played this turn.  If you do, draw a card and repeat this Action.<br>If you've played 7 different cards this turn, win the game.|cornervalue=9o|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=840}}
{{card|title=nekoT |type=Action|text=Choose a token, reverse its name.|flavortext=Where did I put that niw tnatsni token?|cornervalue=b96d|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=gnihT |type=Action|text=Choose a thing, reverse its name.|flavortext=eibmoZ? edoN? drowS?|cornervalue=p0q|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Hammer|type=Thing|creator=Goldenboots|cornervalue = MC |flavortext= Can't touch this|text=Can't touch this}}
{{card|title=Card Shark|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw two cards.<BR><BR>Put all the cards in your hand Up Your Sleeve and draw that many cards. At the end of your next turn, put all cards in your hand on top of the deck in any order and put that many cards from Up Your Sleeve into your hand.|longtext=scrollrack}}
{{card|title=Neurovoid Shock|type=Special|bgcolor=000|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When you discard this card, if you discarded your whole hand, destroy up to three target Things.}}
{{card|title=Haunted Shack|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When this enters play, put the top card of the deck face-down under Haunted Shack.<BR>'''Action: '''Draw three cards. Target opponent may play the face-down card. Then destroy Haunted Shack.}}
{{card|title=This is not a Thing|type=Not a Thing|text=You may play this card instead of playing a Thing. <br> This is not a Thing, and cannot be targeted as a Thing, unless you choose to allow this to be treated as a Thing (on a case-by-case basis). <br> '''Action''': Append the text of the previous paragraph to target Thing. Then destroy this.|bgcolor=444|creator=Goldenboots|flavortext=not flavour text}}
{{card|title=Shock|type=Action|text=Target opponent discards a random card.  They can't take an Action on their next turn.|cornervalue=0o|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Cleanup|type=Action|text=Destroy all tokens.  Shuffle all face-up cards outside of players' hands into the deck.|flavortext=Take that, stray not-a-Thing.|cornervalue=1p|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Curse of Mortality|type=Thing|text=When you play this, attach it to an opponent.  At the start of each of their turns, they gain an Age token.<br>If a player has 8 or more Age tokens at the end of their turn, they flip a coin; on heads, eliminate them. |cornervalue=2p|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Disk of Fortune|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Choose a letter you have not already chosen and reveal the top card of the deck. If its title contains that letter, you may either set it aside and repeat this process or put all cards revealed this way into your hand.<BR>If its title does not contain that letter, shuffle all cards revealed this way into the deck.|longtext=numbersarenotletters}}
{{card|title=Space Twister|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Shuffle target Thing into the deck.}}
{{card|title=Thought Reflection|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Draw a card for each card in target opponent's hand.|flavortext=Where is your card advantage NOW?}}
{{card|title=Act of Revenge|type=Action/Reaction
|text=Destroy target Thing.<br><br> You may play this in response to an opponent destroying one of your Things.  If you do, target one of their Things and you may destroy an additional Thing they control.|cornervalue=3p|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=707}}
{{card|title=Destroy the Village to Save It|type=Action|text=Set the rule text of target Thing to "This Thing is indestructible". |flavortext=It's safe now. |cornervalue=x0|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Scavenging Promulg|type=Thing|text=At the end of your turn, put all cards in the discard pile under this.  When this leaves play, move all the cards under it to the same place it went.|flavortext = The promulg's stomach contains a pocket universe, allowing it to gorge itself endlessly.|cornervalue=4p|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Bait and Switch|type=Action|text=Return target non-token Thing to its controller's hand.  That player gains a token of a type of your choice.|cornervalue=5p|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Seer of Void|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action:''' If you have no cards in hand, look at the top four cards of the deck and put them back in any order.}}
{{card|title=Prince of Time|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At the end of each opponent's turn, put a Time Counter on Prince of Time if that player did not play an Action and a Thing.<BR>At the end of your turn, you may remove as many Time Counters from Prince of Time as you have opponents plus one. If you do, target opponent skips his or her next turn.}}
{{card|title=Heir of Hope|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action: '''Gain a Token. Its type is the name of target Action card in the discard pile.<BR>'''Action: '''This ability has an identical effect to any Action of your choice with the same name as a Token you control.}}
{{card|title=Flaming Troll|type=Thing|text=Whenever an Action ability targets Flaming Troll, you may draw a card.<br>'''Action:''' If target opponent doesn't target Flaming Troll during their next turn, they discard a random card if you still control Flaming Troll. |cornervalue=6p|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Stalemate Buster|type=Thing|text=If you have taken at least four turns since an opponent played a card, you may eliminate that opponent.|flavortext = Timer scamming is totally a legit tactic.|cornervalue=7p|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Target Thing|type=Thing|text=Any text referring to "target Thing" refers to this.|flavortext=And it's wearing a red shirt.|cornervalue=x0x|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=A Random Card|type=Thing|text=Any text referring to "a random card" refers to this. If this is in a player's hand when "a random card" is referred to, the player may choose to reveal this and let this be the "random card", or may choose to keep silent.|flavortext=Just lucky, I guess.|cornervalue=rand()|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Act of Envy|type=Action/Reaction
|text=Draw a card.  Target opponent discards a card.<br><br> You may play this in response to an opponent drawing their second card this turn.  If you do, it targets them and they discard an additional card.|cornervalue=8p|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=707}}
{{card|title=Act of Chaos|type=Action/Reaction
|text=Target player plays the top card of the deck.<br><br> You may play this in response to an opponent playing a card.  If you do, they discard that card instead of playing it and this targets them.|cornervalue=9p|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=707}}
{{card|title=tl;dr|type=Thing|text=Only the first '''Action''' or '''Thing''' or '''Reaction''' ability on any Thing may be used. |flavortext=Too long, didn't read. |cornervalue=1a|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Metal Fatigue|type=Thing|longtext = true| text=Any nonliving Thing that uses an '''Action''' ability gets a Fatigue token. Any Thing card with Fatigue token(s) can only use an '''Action''' ability if the controller rolls a d6, scoring higher than the Thing's number of Fatigue tokens. Failure counts as an action.  Any Thing with 6 Fatigue tokens is destroyed. <br> '''Action''' Remove a Fatigue token from target Thing. |flavortext=Creeeeeeaaakkk |cornervalue=<6|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Aftertaste of Oblivion|type=Action|text=Target player skips his or her next draw step.<br><br>As long as Aftertaste of Oblivion is the top card of the discard pile, players can't draw cards.|bgcolor=700|creator=Corrigan|cornervalue=F1|flavortext="I'm forgetting something, I just know it..."}}
{{card|title=Aftertaste of Annihilation|type=Action|text=Destroy target Thing.<br><br>As long as Aftertaste of Annihilation is the top card of the discard pile, players can't play Things.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=700|cornervalue=F2|flavortext="I swear it was here a minute ago..."}}


{{card|title=Aftertaste of Wisdom|type=Action|text=Draw two cards.<br><br>As long as Aftertaste of Wisdom is the top card of the discard pile, players have no maximum hand size.|bgcolor=700|cornervalue=F3|flavortext="Well, '''everyone''' knows '''that'''."|creator=Corrigan}}
{{card|title=Aftertaste of Wisdom|type=Action|text=Draw two cards.<br><br>As long as Aftertaste of Wisdom is the top card of the discard pile, players have no maximum hand size.|bgcolor=700|cornervalue=F3|flavortext="Well, '''everyone''' knows '''that'''."|creator=Corrigan}}


{{card|title=Rhinoceros|type=Thing - absurd|longtext = true|text= Any player with a Rhino token may not play any card or use any card ability. Such players may destroy a Thing under their own control once per turn. If all players except one (and at least 3) have Rhino tokens, the odd player out is eliminated. Then this and all Rhino tokens are destroyed. <br> '''Action'''  (global) gain a Rhino token, unless the last player to play did so. |flavortext= Concept by Ionescu.|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Rhinoceros|type=Thing - absurd|longtext = true|text= Any player with a Rhino token may not play any card or use any card ability. Such players may destroy a Thing under their own control once per turn. If all players except one (and at least 3) have Rhino tokens, the odd player out is eliminated. Then this and all Rhino tokens are destroyed. <br> '''Action'''  (global) gain a Rhino token, unless the last player to play did so. |flavortext= Concept by Ionescu.|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=007}}


{{card|title=Blood Rage|type=Action|text=Whenever you destroy an opponent's Thing this turn, draw a card, or two if it's a living Thing. You may play any number of extra red Actions this turn and one extra non-red Action.|cornervalue=0p|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=D00}}
{{card|title=Blood Rage|type=Action|text=Whenever you destroy an opponent's Thing this turn, draw a card, or two if it's a living Thing. You may play any number of extra red Actions this turn and one extra non-red Action.|cornervalue=0p|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=D00}}
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{{card|title=It's all about the numbers|type=Thing|text=Add a time counter on this card at the end of your turn. When there are 5 or more time counters are on this card, end the game.<br>Numbers on cards that are not cornervalues are added to the controllers points. At the end of the game the player with the most points wins.<br><br>This card worth 10 extra points.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=007|longtext=Yep|flavortext=}}  
{{card|title=It's all about the numbers|type=Thing|text=Add a time counter on this card at the end of your turn. When there are 5 or more time counters are on this card, end the game.<br>Numbers on cards that are not cornervalues are added to the controllers points. At the end of the game the player with the most points wins.<br><br>This card worth 10 extra points.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=007|longtext=Yep|flavortext=}}  


{{card|title=Ever-Expanding Card Game |creator=Goldenboots|text=All players have 1 added to their hand limit.|cornervalue=++|type=Action}}
{{card|title=Ever-Expanding Card Game |creator=Goldenboots|text=All players have 1 added to their hand limit.|cornervalue=++|type=Action}}


{{card|title=No Coherent Theme |creator=Goldenboots|text=While this is in play, all Money tokens are considered Nodes and all other Things have the additional ruletext "except during the turn this was played" at the end of each sentence. Cards with cornervalues consisting of more than one character have their cornervalues reversed (A1 -> 1A)|cornervalue=QQ|type=Thing (Zombie)}}
{{card|title=No Coherent Theme |creator=Goldenboots|text=While this is in play, all Money tokens are considered Nodes and all other Things have the additional ruletext "except during the turn this was played" at the end of each sentence. Cards with cornervalues consisting of more than one character have their cornervalues reversed (A1 -> 1A)|cornervalue=QQ|type=Thing (Zombie)}}
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{{card|title=Persona's Boon|type=Action|text=Target player with a Persona gains or loses 3 life, <BR> OR destroy all green Things and draw a card, <BR> OR search the deck for a card that has been shuffled into it from elsewhere, move it to your hand, and shuffle the deck.|cornervalue=2r|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Persona's Boon|type=Action|text=Target player with a Persona gains or loses 3 life, <BR> OR destroy all green Things and draw a card, <BR> OR search the deck for a card that has been shuffled into it from elsewhere, move it to your hand, and shuffle the deck.|cornervalue=2r|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}


{{card|title=Thoughtsieve|type=Thing|text=Once per turn, when the deck is shuffled, you may look at the top two cards. You may put one of them into the discard pile.<BR>Whenever one or more cards are shuffled into the deck, you may destroy Thoughtsieve to put one of those cards into your hand instead.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=Thoughtsieve|type=Thing|text=Once per turn, when the deck is shuffled, you may look at the top two cards. You may put one of them into the discard pile.<BR>Whenever one or more cards would be shuffled into the deck, you may destroy Thoughtsieve to put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on top of the deck, then shuffle the deck. |creator=ChippyYYZ|longtext=yep}}


{{card|title=Dualcharge|type=Thing|text=When Dualcharge enters play, your turn ends.<BR>You can't draw cards.<BR>When you play an Action, put Dualcharge into the discard pile and play a second copy of that Action.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=Dualcharge|type=Thing|text=When Dualcharge enters play, your turn ends.<BR>You can't draw cards.<BR>When you play an Action, put Dualcharge into the discard pile and play a second copy of that Action.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
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{{card|title=Immune System|type=Thing|text=When Immune System enters play, look at target opponent's hand.<BR>'''Action and Thing:''' Create a Token of any type. It has "You may ignore any effects that cards with the same name as this Token would have on you or your cards/tokens."|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=Immune System|type=Thing|text=When Immune System enters play, look at target opponent's hand.<BR>'''Action and Thing:''' Create a Token of any type. It has "You may ignore any effects that cards with the same name as this Token would have on you or your cards/tokens."|creator=ChippyYYZ}}


{{card|title=Encrypto-Ware|type=Action|text=Set aside two random cards from target player's hand face-down (they are not in play) and put two Encryption Tokens on each of them.<BR>When either card has no Encryption Tokens on it, return that card to that player's hand.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=Encrypto-Ware|type=Action|text=Set aside two random cards from target player's hand face-down (they are not in play) and put two Encryption Tokens under your control on each of them.<BR>When either card has no Encryption Tokens on it, return that card to that player's hand.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
 
{{card|title=Player Conservation Rule|cornervalue=PCR|type=Thing — Rule|bgcolor=465|text=
If a player would lose, instead he gains an Asymmetric Rule Token with “Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1. On your turn you have only one Action or Thing”.
|longtext=|flavortext=|creator=[[User:Lynx|Lynx]] ([[User talk:Lynx|talk]]) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)}}
 
{{card|title=Rule Protection Rule|cornervalue=RPR|type=Thing — Rule||bgcolor=465|text=
Rules and Laws, including this one, are indestructible, unremovable, undeletable, unblankable and untargetable.
|longtext=|flavortext=|creator=[[User:Lynx|Lynx]] ([[User talk:Lynx|talk]]) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)}}
 
{{card|title=Burn the originals
|type=Action|cornervalue=1B|bgcolor=705
|text=Burn any paper-based item (like a book or a card) or a Rule or Law. Burned things are effectively removed from the game, but in order to resist this effect they must be specifically unburnable.
|longtext=
|flavortext=
|creator=[[User:Lynx|Lynx]] ([[User talk:Lynx|talk]]) 04:45, 6 August 2015 (UTC)}}
 
{{card|title=Actors' Guild|type=Thing|text=You may play an additional Action each turn.<BR>When a player has more Money Tokens than each other player, that player gains control of Actors' Guild.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
 
{{card|title=Liquidate|type=Action|text=Destroy target Thing. Its controller may gain 3 Money Tokens or 3 Water Tokens.|creator=ChippyYYZ|flavortext=How literally do you want to take it?}}
 
{{card|title=Final Boss|cornervalue=L100|bgcolor=465|type=Thing — Asymmetric Rule|text=
This card is untargetable.<BR>
This substitutes the rules for your turn: “N is the number of other players when this card is played. At the start of your turn, you draw 5+N cards. Then you may play N+1 cards and 1 Thing's Action or Thing or Action+Thing, in any order. Your hand size is unlimited.”<BR>
You are immune to status effects (e.g., poison). If you lose everyone else in the world wins (even if they had lost).
|longtext=1|flavortext=|creator=[[User:Lynx|Lynx]] ([[User talk:Lynx|talk]]) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)}}
 
{{card|title=Rock Paper Scissors Freeform Tournament|cornervalue=3|type=Thing|text=
When this card is played, each player creates a Rock Token with ‘Action: destroy a Paper’, a Paper Token with ‘Action: destroy a Scissors’, and a Scissors Token with ‘Action: destroy a Rock’.<BR>
If a player hasn't any Rock, Paper or Scissors in play, he is eliminated.
|longtext=|flavortext=|creator=[[User:Lynx|Lynx]] ([[User talk:Lynx|talk]]) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)}}
 
{{card|title=Spam|cornervalue=|type=Action|text=
Create 3 Things with a title of one word, type “Thing — Spam”, and nothing else. Create also a copy of Spam. Shuffle all of these cards, and this one too, in the first 60 cards of the deck.
|longtext=|flavortext=|creator=[[User:Lynx|Lynx]] ([[User talk:Lynx|talk]]) 02:38, 6 August 2015 (UTC)}}
 
{{card|title=Rule Prohibiting Exclusion|type=Thing — Rule|bgcolor=465|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If an effect would choose or target a card, any card in the same zone may be chosen regardless of restrictions (e.g. "target Thing you don't control", "untargetable", "search for a card named...").<BR>If an effect would choose or target a player, any player may be chosen regardless of restrictions.}}
 
{{card|title=Rule Excluding Prohibition|type=Thing — Rule|bgcolor=465|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Players can always draw and play cards. Things can always be targeted, edited, destroyed, and removed from play. Players can always take turns, win the game, and lose the game.}}
 
{{card|title=Battle Formation|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action: '''Rotate this card 90°.<BR>At the beginning of your turn, rotate this card 90°.<BR>Battle Formation is indestructible while it's pointing at you. Whenever you play a Thing, you may put a damage counter on a Thing controlled by the player Battle Formation is pointing at. Destroy that Thing if it is a Token or if it already had a damage counter.|flavortext=If there's an odd number of players, there's no one directly across from you.|longtext=tapthat|cornervalue=^}}
 
{{card|title=Lawyers’ Guild|type=Thing|text=You play Rules, Laws and paper items for free.<BR>When a player has more Rules, Laws and paper items combined than all the other players combined, that player gains control of Lawyers’ Guild.|creator=--[[User:Lynx|Lynx]] ([[User talk:Lynx|talk]]) 14:11, 30 December 2015 (UTC)}}
 
{{card|title=Blast from the Past|type=Action|text=Put the Thing closest to the bottom of the discard pile into play under your control.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=600}}
 
{{card|title=Audacious Endeavor|type=Thing|text=Whenever you play a card, gain a token whose name is the name of that card's author if you don't already have one. If you have collected 12 tokens in this manner, you win the game.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card|title=Don't Stop the Music|type=Action|text=Draw a card. Until the end of your turn, whenever you draw an Action you may play it immediately; if you choose to do so, draw another card.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=600}}
 
{{card|title=New Day|type=Thing|text=It's a new day to wake up to.|creator=newecreator|bgcolor=500}}
 
{{card|title=Blue Horizon|type=Thing|text=I feel free and lived to see what's beyond the offing.|creator=newecreator|bgcolor=500}}
 
{{card|title=Hypernova|type=Thing|text=Don't just shine; illuminate the sky with your hypernova.|creator=newecreator|bgcolor=500}}
 
{{card|title=Wisdom of the Ages|type=Thing|text=Smile a silent smile of serene sagacity. Your hand size limit is increased by two.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card|title=Masterful Dexterity|type=Action|text=Exchange target Thing in play with a Thing from your hand.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=600}}
 
{{card|title=Flash of Inspiration|type=Action|text=Discard any number of cards, then draw as many cards as you discarded and play one of them.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=600}}
 
{{card|title=Illusion Confluence|type=Action|text=Choose three; you can choose the same option more than once:<br>
*Change target Thing card's flavortext to any value.<br>
*Destroy a Thing with flavortext.<br>
*Gain two tokens of a type that's in a Thing's flavortext.
|cornervalue=3r|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
 
{{card|title=Disruptive Confluence|type=Action|text=Choose three; you can choose the same option more than once:<br>
* Return a nontoken Thing to its owner's hand.<br>
* A chosen opponent discards a random card.<br>
* Target Thing gains the text "This is immune to Actions".
|cornervalue=4r|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
 
{{card|title=Banhammer|type=Thing|text=When you play Banhammer, name a card.  If a card with that name is ever visible, it leaves the game until Banhammer leaves play (when it returns to where it was).  If a player draws a card with that name, they may discard it and draw a card.|cornervalue=5r|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
 
{{card|title=That's My Cue|type=Reaction|text=At any time while this card is in your hand, you may write the name of a card on a piece of paper and lay it face-down on the table. If an opponent plays a card with that name, you may immediately discard this card in response and play another card from your hand.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=900}}
 
{{card|title=Civic Participation|type=Action|text=Each player must create a card to propose for inclusion in the Infinite Dvorak Deck. Shuffle any unanimously accepted candidates into the draw pile.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=600|flavortext=(And add them to the deck online.)}}
 
{{card|title=More Where That Came From|type=Reaction|text=Play immediately in response when an opponent destroys one of your Things. Replace it with a Thing from your hand.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=900}}
 
{{card|title=Old Oaken Cask|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If you would draw a card, instead you may choose a random card from the Vintage Booster pack and add it to your hand. If you do, remove Old Oaken Cask from the game.|flavortext=March '07 Kevan, exquisitely aged. Pairs well with whitewash.}}
 
{{card|title=Economic Confluence|type=Action|text=Choose three; you can choose the same option more than once:<br>
*Gain two Money Tokens.<br>
*Draw a card if you control more Things than each opponent.<br>
*Exchange control of target Thing and two tokens you control.
|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
 
{{card|title=Bonus Objectives|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When a player plays a card besides their first in a turn (or their first if it's not that player's turn), they get a Dvorak Token.<BR>A player may spend 4 Dvorak Tokens to shuffle Bonus Objectives into the deck, draw 6 cards, and play one of them.}}
 
{{card|title=Slave to Fashion|type=Thing|text=Slave to Fashion counts as a copy of the most recently played Thing.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=F0F|flavortext=If Slave to Fashion is the most recently played Thing, it counts as a copy of Pure Clwnage.}}
 
{{card|title=Arcane Invocation|type=Action|text=Destroy any number of non-living Things and replace each with a living Thing from your hand, then draw the same number of cards and gain a Strawberry Candy token.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=000}}
 
{{card|title=Trojan Horse|type=Thing|text=If Trojan Horse enters a player's hand from another player's hand or another player's control, the recipient must discard their hand.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=960}}
 
{{card|title=Inflatable Decoy|type=Reaction Thing|text=Play when an Action targets a Thing.  It targets this instead. For the purpose of that Action only, this is a copy of the original target.|flavortext=Since when did smashed bottles go 'pop'?|cornervalue=6r|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=072}}
 
{{card|title=Toxic Discharge|type=Thing|text=At the start of each player's turn, they gain a Toxin token. <br> At the end of each player's turn, they lose the game if they have 4 or more Toxin tokens.|flavortext = Radioactive waste?  Mercury?  Month-old leftovers?|cornervalue=7r|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=222}}
 
{{card|title=Confusing Signage|type=Thing|text=Apparently, you are allowed to play up to two cards of any type during each of your turns. Both of them can be Actions or both can be Things.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=?|flavortext=...I think that's what it says.}}
 
{{card|title=Reserve Tank|type=Thing|text=When Reserve Tank is destroyed, draw three cards. If you only have one card in your hand, you may destroy Reserve Tank at any time; if your hand is empty, destroy it immediately.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=999}}
 
{{card|title=Going In Blind|type=Thing|text=Every player must play the card they draw at the beginning of their turns without looking at it first.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=333}}
 
{{card|title=Sphinx's Shield|type=Thing|text=Whenever a player plays an Action card, you may have one sentence on that card be treated as "Draw a card."|creator=ChippyYYZ|flavortext=Every mistake is a chance to learn, and the sphinx does enjoy teaching.}}
 
{{card|title=Sphinx's Boomerang|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Draw a card.<BR>Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may put target Thing on top of the deck.<BR>Put Sphinx's Boomerang on top of the deck. Reorder the top three cards of the deck.}}
 
{{card|title=Imbue With Plot Armor|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Each player may put a Shield Token on a non-token Thing they control. When one of those Things would be destroyed, remove a Shield token from it instead. You may put an additional Shield counter on one of those Things.}}
 
{{card|title=Lag|type=Thing|text=Play this card into any player's control. Whenever you try to play a card or activate an Action ability, you have a 50% chance to fail to actually do so, although it does still count toward your per-turn limit. Lame. <br/>Ctrl+Alt+Delete: If you have not played any cards this turn, you may end your turn and destroy Lag.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=666|cornervalue=6312 ms|longtext=War and Peace}}
 
{{card|title=Limp|type=Thing|text=Play this card into any player's control. Instead of drawing at the beginning of your turns, you draw at the end.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card|title=Shy Ghost|type=Thing|text=As soon as you see Shy Ghost, shuffle it into the draw pile. If Shy Ghost comes into play under your control, you win the game.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=FFF}}


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The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer Everyone
Date March 2007 and onwards
Players 2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.
Cards 1-100
Cards 101-200
Cards 201-300
Cards 301-400
Cards 401-500
Cards 501-600
Cards 601-700
Cards 701-800
Cards 801-900
Cards 901-1000
Cards 1001-1100
Cards 1101-1200
Cards 1201-1300
Cards 1301-1400
Cards 1401-1500
Cards 1501-1600
Cards 1601-1700
Cards 1701-1800
Cards 1801-1900
Cards 1901-2000
Cards 2001-2100
Cards 2101-2200
Cards 2201-2300
Cards 2301-2400
Cards 2401-2500
Cards 2501-2600
Cards 2601-2700
Cards 2701-2800
Cards 2801-2900
Cards 2901-3000
Cards 3001-3100
Cards 3101-3200
Cards 3201-3300
Cards 3301-3400
Cards 3401-3500
Cards 3501-3600
Cards 3601-3700
Cards 3701-3800
Cards 3801-3900
Cards 3901-4000
Cards 4001-4100
Cards 4101-4200
Cards 4201-4300
Cards 4301-4400
Cards 4401-4500
Cards 4501-4600
Cards 4601-4700
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Cards 4801-4900
Cards 4901-5000
Cards 5001-5100
Cards 5101-5200
Cards 5201-5300
Cards 5301-5400
Cards 5401-5500
Cards 5501-5600
Cards 5601-5700
Cards 5701-5800
Cards 5801-5900


The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

  • Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
  • Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
  • Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
  • No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
  • Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

  • Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
  • If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set


Expansions

These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:

Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack, Up Your Sleeve booster pack, Swords booster pack, Vintage booster pack

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000, 6001-6100, 6101-6200.


F3
Aftertaste of Wisdom
Action
Draw two cards.

As long as Aftertaste of Wisdom is the top card of the discard pile, players have no maximum hand size.
"Well, everyone knows that."
Card by Corrigan
Rhinoceros
Thing - absurd
Any player with a Rhino token may not play any card or use any card ability. Such players may destroy a Thing under their own control once per turn. If all players except one (and at least 3) have Rhino tokens, the odd player out is eliminated. Then this and all Rhino tokens are destroyed.
Action (global) gain a Rhino token, unless the last player to play did so.
Concept by Ionescu.
Card by Goldenboots
0p
Blood Rage
Action
Whenever you destroy an opponent's Thing this turn, draw a card, or two if it's a living Thing. You may play any number of extra red Actions this turn and one extra non-red Action.
Card by Bucky
1q
Bloodbath
Action
Destroy all living Things and all tokens. Any surviving Things become the same color as this card.
Card by Bucky
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Smash The Machine
Action
Target Thing that automatically creates Tokens of a certain type, or automatically destroys Tokens of a certain type, has its text blanked. All Tokens of that type become Pointless Tokens.
Card by Goldenboots
2q
Swarm of Starving Rats
Action
Destroy all food and one other Thing.
Card by Bucky
3q
Bottled Paper
Thing
When Bottled Paper is destroyed, put 3 blank cards in your hand.
Card by Bucky
Death Vortex
Thing
Whenever another nontoken Thing would be destroyed, put it on the bottom of the draw pile instead.
Card by Corrigan
Crush the Poor
Action
Eliminate target player if he or she has at least four fewer cards in hand than you.(The number of cards in your hand is checked after you play this card.)
Card by Corrigan
Debilitating Radiation
Action
Choose up to two target Things.

The Action: abilities of those Things can't be activated until your next turn.
Card by Corrigan
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Magic Cue Ball
Thing
Action: If your max hand size is greater than 5 and you have less than 5 cards in hand, draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Flip It Turn-Ways
Action
Exchange control of two target Things and reverse the turn order.
8^y
Card by ChippyYYZ
Scratch
Action
Shuffle all cards in play, in players' hands, and in the discard pile into the deck, then each player draws four cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Misleading Rumour
Action
Reveal the top three cards of the draw pile. An opponent of your choice chooses two of those cards and puts them on the bottom of the draw pile.

Draw two cards.
A clever man doesn't trust the story. A wise man doesn't trust the source.
Card by Corrigan
Psychic Generator
Thing
Whenever you would draw a card, before looking at it, you may predict the card's type, then reveal it. If you predicted correctly,put a charge counter on Psychic Generator. Otherwise, remove a charge counter from Psychic Generator.

When there are four or more charge counters on Psychic Generator, you win the game.
Card by Corrigan
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Lazy Susan
Action
All non-token things in play change ownership to the player immediately prior to the current owner in turn order. The previous owner can choose to send any Tokens attached to the Thing(s) along with them, or not (all or nothing).
It was JUST RIGHT HERE!
Card by Goldenboots
Weathervane
Thing
Comes into play with a North token. This card always has exactly one North, South, East, or West Token on it. Action: (global) Change the token on this card to another Token listed above.
When the token is...
North: No Actions may be played.
South: No Things may be played.
West: No Action abilities may be used.
East: No Thing abilities may be used.
The West wind is persistent
Card by Goldenboots
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Self-Denial
Thing
All Things must be played under the control of a target opponent, unless the player playing the Thing skips his/her Action this turn, and discards a card.
Looks better... over THERE
Card by Goldenboots
4q
Vertical Teleport
Action
Remove target Thing from play until the end of the turn. When it returns, it is destroyed.
Splat!
Card by Bucky
5q
Recall Device
Thing
Action:Return target Thing to your hand if you ever controlled it this game.
Card by Bucky
Empire of Skittles
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, if you control tokens of at least five different types, you win the game.
Card by Corrigan
Lit Dynamite
Thing
When Lit Dynamite enters play, you lose the game.
When you discard Lit Dynamite, you lose the game.
Action: Reveal Lit Dynamite from your hand, then discard a card at random. Put Lit Dynamite into target opponent's hand, then that player discards a card at random.
Card by Corrigan
Closed-Circuit Television
Thing
Whenever you become the target of an Action or ability an opponent controls, draw a card.
Card by Corrigan
6q
Cardboard Poisoning
Thing
Whenever a player draws a card, they gain a Toxin token.

Any player who controls 4 or more Toxin tokens is eliminated at the end of each turn.
Card by Bucky
7q
Reshape
Action
Destroy target non-living Thing with no cornervalue. Gain two tokens of any one type.
Made from 100% recycled paper
Card by Bucky
Windswept Rock
Thing
No matter what any other card says, this card may not be edited, turned over, renamed, destroyed, or blanked. It can never have a cornervalue or flavour text, and its colour may never be changed. No tokens may ever be placed on this card. The right of Goldenboots to be recognised as the author of this card is inviolable.
Card by Goldenboots
Forced Upgrade
Action
Destroy a Thing with no Action abilities and replace it with a Thing card from your hand that has an Action ability.
Card by Kevan
Techno-Core Generator
Thing
Action: Put a Thing you control or a card from your hand face-down underneath Techno-Core Generator.
Action: If there is a card underneath Techno-Core Generator, draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Token Booster Pack
Action
Gain three different Tokens of any types you choose, then draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Cease-Fire Aegis
Thing
If a Thing you control would be destroyed by an Action, then instead Things controlled by the player who played that Action can't be destroyed until their next turn.
When an Action you play destroys a Thing, put Cease-Fire Aegis in the discard pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Back in Business
Action
Bring back a card from the discard pile into game under your control.
It's indestructible until it leaves play.
...and this time we're here to stay.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Transparent Suitcase
Thing
You can put cards from your hand on the table, frontside up so everyone can see them. They still count as in your hand, but you ignore them when determining the number of handcards.
If Transparent Suitcase gets destroyed take back those cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Brain-Jellyfish of Mental Crippling
Thing
Your handcardlimit is reduced by 1.
At the beginning of your enemies turn (before drawing) that player discards a card.
Thing: An enemy of your choice gets 1 Braintumor token with the ability "Your handcardlimit is reduced by 1" and you get 1 Brainjuice token with the ability "Your handcardlimit is raised by 1".
No player can have more than 3 Braintumor or Brainjuice tokens.
Card by NinjaWookiee
8q
Rocket Launcher
Thing
Enters play with an Ammo Token on it.
Action:If this has any Ammo Tokens on it, remove one of them and destroy another target Thing.
Card by Bucky
9q
Reload
Action
Return a Thing you control to your hand and draw two cards. You have no hand size limit this turn.
Card by Bucky
5pt
Fine Printer
Thing
Action Erase a Fine Print from this card and add it to the ruletext of target Thing; toss a coin: destroy this on Tails.
Fine Print destroy this after using any Action or Thing ability

Fine Print To use any Action or Thing ability of this Thing, costs an Energy token

Fine Print Destroy this and Fine Printer at the end of your turn
Card by Goldenboots
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Unperson
Thing
If a Token with the same name as a card author is on this, no Action cards by that author may be played and Thing cards by that author are considered blank.

Thing create a Token of any type on this card.

Action and Thing (any player) Discard a card to create a Token of any type except Goldenboots on this card.
Card by Goldenboots
Future Echo
Action
Put a Thing you control on top of the deck, then look at the top 3 cards of the deck and put them back in any order.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Wraithform
Action
Draw a card, then set all Things you control and all cards in your hand aside until the beginning of your next turn. Skip your next turn. You can't lose the game until your next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Blow Into The Cartridge
Action
Each player discards their hand. Shuffle the discard pile and all cards that have been removed from the game into the deck. Each player draws four cards.
This action cannot be countered or negated.
Card by ChippyYYZ
11
Catastrophe Prevention
Thing
Action: If this card ever leaves play or your control, all players lose the game.
"Such a doomsday device would only be an effective deterrent if everybody knew about it."
Card by AldusValor
11
Gray Eleven
Action
Draw 11 cards, choose and play one of them. Remove the rest from the game.
"I can't change any possible futures, Mr. North, but I can pick the least unpleasant one"~Simon Slate
Card by AldusValor
11
North's Hourglass
Thing
This card comes into play with 11 time coutners on it
Action: At the beginning of your turn, remove a time counter from North's Hourglass. If no counters remain, all players discard their hands and this card is shuffled into the deck.
Card by AldusValor
Flux Capasitor
Thing
Everytime you draw a card you may choose to either draw from the discard pile or the bottom of the deck instead of drawing from the top of the deck.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Check The Sucker Box
Action
Choose: Bring back a card that was removed from game and put it in your hand; or choose a card that was created but not added to the game for some reason and put it in your hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee
It's all about the numbers
Thing
Add a time counter on this card at the end of your turn. When there are 5 or more time counters are on this card, end the game.
Numbers on cards that are not cornervalues are added to the controllers points. At the end of the game the player with the most points wins.

This card worth 10 extra points.
Card by NinjaWookiee
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Ever-Expanding Card Game
Action
All players have 1 added to their hand limit.
Card by Goldenboots
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No Coherent Theme
Thing (Zombie)
While this is in play, all Money tokens are considered Nodes and all other Things have the additional ruletext "except during the turn this was played" at the end of each sentence. Cards with cornervalues consisting of more than one character have their cornervalues reversed (A1 -> 1A)
Card by Goldenboots
Spell Stowaway
Thing
At any time, if there isn't a card under Spell Stowaway, you may put a card from your hand under it face-down.

Whenever an opponent would play an action card whose title contains a character in the cornervalue of a card under Spell Stowaway, you may first play a copy of that action and put all cards under Spell Stowaway into the discard pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ
df3
Force Screen
Action
Gain 3 Shield Tokens. These tokens have "If a non-Shield Token Thing you control would be destroyed by a card you don't control, destroy a Shield Token instead.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Shroud of Obscuring
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, put a Fog Token on a random Thing.
Things with a Fog Token cannot be targeted by Actions.
Other things with 2 Fog Tokens are blank.
Any time a thing has 3 Fog Tokens, remove it from the game.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Forgotten City
Thing
Forgotten City can't be targeted by Actions.

Action: Each player draws a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Passing Darkness
Action
Players can't draw cards until your next turn.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may choose that players can't play Things until your next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Remembrance
Action
Shuffle the discard pile and Remembrance into the deck.

If Remembrance is in any zone where you can read it, you may play it as though it were in your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
0q
Victory Feast
Thing
When you play Victory Feast, gain a Food token.
Action:Thing: Destroy two of your Things to gain a Food token.
Action+Thing: Pay one Food token per remaining player to win the game (minimum 3).
Card by Bucky
1r
Ego Blast
Action
Destroy a Thing. If its controller has a Persona, they lose 2 life.
Card by Bucky
2r
Persona's Boon
Action
Target player with a Persona gains or loses 3 life,
OR destroy all green Things and draw a card,
OR search the deck for a card that has been shuffled into it from elsewhere, move it to your hand, and shuffle the deck.
Card by Bucky
Thoughtsieve
Thing
Once per turn, when the deck is shuffled, you may look at the top two cards. You may put one of them into the discard pile.
Whenever one or more cards would be shuffled into the deck, you may destroy Thoughtsieve to put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on top of the deck, then shuffle the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Dualcharge
Thing
When Dualcharge enters play, your turn ends.
You can't draw cards.
When you play an Action, put Dualcharge into the discard pile and play a second copy of that Action.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Personal Familiar
Thing
Personal Familiar counts as both a Thing and a Player under its controller's control with 5 life and starting/max hand size 2. At the end of your turn, Personal Familiar takes a turn.
It has "Action or Thing: Move a Skill card from your hand to your controller's hand." and "Action and Thing: Reveal a card from your hand and move it to your controller's hand."
Card by ChippyYYZ
Please keep Religion out of this
Thing
This card is indestructible. Religion- and blasphemy-related cards except this one are banned. Banned cards in play are continuously removed from the game and have no effect. Players may reveal banned cards from their hand and remove them from the game to draw a card.
Card by Lynx (talk) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
10
Πυθαγόρας
Thing — Philosopher
Action: create or destroy Number Tokens until you have 10 of them.

Action (Global): destroy two cards you control. If the addition of a number on the first card with a number on the second one gives a perfect square, gain control of Πυθαγόρας.

When Πυθαγόρας is destroyed, create a Gold Token.
Card by Lynx (talk) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
465
Random Humour
Action
Collect 1d6 Humour Tokens. Discard a card. Remove the first card of the deck from the game. Every other player destroys one Thing of his own. If a player has 23 Tokens of a kind, he doubles them. Draw 3 cards.
Card by Lynx (talk) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
Infector Microtoken
Thing
Action: Destroy target non-Token Thing if its controller controls less than 3 tokens. Shuffle Infector Microtoken and a copy of itself into the deck.
Its microscopic size renders it vulnerable to organisms small enough to detect it.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Lux Cannon
Thing
Once during your turn, you may either put an Energy Token on Lux Cannon, or you may remove three Energy Tokens from Lux Cannon and remove target Thing from the game.
Card by ChippyYYZ
705
Humour Random
Action
Put a Random Token onto every Thing. Remove target Thing from play until the end of the turn. Target player plays the top card of the deck. Destroy target Thing. Repeat the effects of any Action you played on your previous turn. Each player discards his hand, then draws a card.
Card by Lynx (talk) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
228
Random SPAAARTAAAA
Action
Draw a card for each Random Token, Homour Token and SPAAARTAAAA!1!! Token in play. If the sum of the digits of the cornervalues of the cards in your hand is 24, you win.
Card by Lynx (talk) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
2E
Closed Economy
Thing
When a card would have someone create Tokens, but doesn't explicitly say to create them, what it really means is that that someone has to take that number of Tokens from another player (e.g., this applies when it says to ‘collect’, ‘put’, ‘gain’ or ‘double’ Tokens).
Card by Lynx (talk) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
Immune System
Thing
When Immune System enters play, look at target opponent's hand.
Action and Thing: Create a Token of any type. It has "You may ignore any effects that cards with the same name as this Token would have on you or your cards/tokens."
Card by ChippyYYZ
Encrypto-Ware
Action
Set aside two random cards from target player's hand face-down (they are not in play) and put two Encryption Tokens under your control on each of them.
When either card has no Encryption Tokens on it, return that card to that player's hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
PCR
Player Conservation Rule
Thing — Rule
If a player would lose, instead he gains an Asymmetric Rule Token with “Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1. On your turn you have only one Action or Thing”.
Card by Lynx (talk) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
RPR
Rule Protection Rule
Thing — Rule
Rules and Laws, including this one, are indestructible, unremovable, undeletable, unblankable and untargetable.
Card by Lynx (talk) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
1B
Burn the originals
Action
Burn any paper-based item (like a book or a card) or a Rule or Law. Burned things are effectively removed from the game, but in order to resist this effect they must be specifically unburnable.
Card by Lynx (talk) 04:45, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
Actors' Guild
Thing
You may play an additional Action each turn.
When a player has more Money Tokens than each other player, that player gains control of Actors' Guild.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Liquidate
Action
Destroy target Thing. Its controller may gain 3 Money Tokens or 3 Water Tokens.
How literally do you want to take it?
Card by ChippyYYZ
L100
Final Boss
Thing — Asymmetric Rule
This card is untargetable.

This substitutes the rules for your turn: “N is the number of other players when this card is played. At the start of your turn, you draw 5+N cards. Then you may play N+1 cards and 1 Thing's Action or Thing or Action+Thing, in any order. Your hand size is unlimited.”

You are immune to status effects (e.g., poison). If you lose everyone else in the world wins (even if they had lost).
Card by Lynx (talk) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
3
Rock Paper Scissors Freeform Tournament
Thing
When this card is played, each player creates a Rock Token with ‘Action: destroy a Paper’, a Paper Token with ‘Action: destroy a Scissors’, and a Scissors Token with ‘Action: destroy a Rock’.
If a player hasn't any Rock, Paper or Scissors in play, he is eliminated.
Card by Lynx (talk) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
Spam
Action
Create 3 Things with a title of one word, type “Thing — Spam”, and nothing else. Create also a copy of Spam. Shuffle all of these cards, and this one too, in the first 60 cards of the deck.
Card by Lynx (talk) 02:38, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
Rule Prohibiting Exclusion
Thing — Rule
If an effect would choose or target a card, any card in the same zone may be chosen regardless of restrictions (e.g. "target Thing you don't control", "untargetable", "search for a card named...").
If an effect would choose or target a player, any player may be chosen regardless of restrictions.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rule Excluding Prohibition
Thing — Rule
Players can always draw and play cards. Things can always be targeted, edited, destroyed, and removed from play. Players can always take turns, win the game, and lose the game.
Card by ChippyYYZ
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Battle Formation
Thing
Action: Rotate this card 90°.
At the beginning of your turn, rotate this card 90°.
Battle Formation is indestructible while it's pointing at you. Whenever you play a Thing, you may put a damage counter on a Thing controlled by the player Battle Formation is pointing at. Destroy that Thing if it is a Token or if it already had a damage counter.
If there's an odd number of players, there's no one directly across from you.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Lawyers’ Guild
Thing
You play Rules, Laws and paper items for free.
When a player has more Rules, Laws and paper items combined than all the other players combined, that player gains control of Lawyers’ Guild.
Card by --Lynx (talk) 14:11, 30 December 2015 (UTC)
Blast from the Past
Action
Put the Thing closest to the bottom of the discard pile into play under your control.
Card by Binarius
Audacious Endeavor
Thing
Whenever you play a card, gain a token whose name is the name of that card's author if you don't already have one. If you have collected 12 tokens in this manner, you win the game.
Card by Binarius
Don't Stop the Music
Action
Draw a card. Until the end of your turn, whenever you draw an Action you may play it immediately; if you choose to do so, draw another card.
Card by Binarius
New Day
Thing
It's a new day to wake up to.
Card by newecreator
Blue Horizon
Thing
I feel free and lived to see what's beyond the offing.
Card by newecreator
Hypernova
Thing
Don't just shine; illuminate the sky with your hypernova.
Card by newecreator
Wisdom of the Ages
Thing
Smile a silent smile of serene sagacity. Your hand size limit is increased by two.
Card by Binarius
Masterful Dexterity
Action
Exchange target Thing in play with a Thing from your hand.
Card by Binarius
Flash of Inspiration
Action
Discard any number of cards, then draw as many cards as you discarded and play one of them.
Card by Binarius
3r
Illusion Confluence
Action
Choose three; you can choose the same option more than once:
  • Change target Thing card's flavortext to any value.
  • Destroy a Thing with flavortext.
  • Gain two tokens of a type that's in a Thing's flavortext.
Card by Bucky
4r
Disruptive Confluence
Action
Choose three; you can choose the same option more than once:
  • Return a nontoken Thing to its owner's hand.
  • A chosen opponent discards a random card.
  • Target Thing gains the text "This is immune to Actions".
Card by Bucky
5r
Banhammer
Thing
When you play Banhammer, name a card. If a card with that name is ever visible, it leaves the game until Banhammer leaves play (when it returns to where it was). If a player draws a card with that name, they may discard it and draw a card.
Card by Bucky
That's My Cue
Reaction
At any time while this card is in your hand, you may write the name of a card on a piece of paper and lay it face-down on the table. If an opponent plays a card with that name, you may immediately discard this card in response and play another card from your hand.
Card by Binarius
Civic Participation
Action
Each player must create a card to propose for inclusion in the Infinite Dvorak Deck. Shuffle any unanimously accepted candidates into the draw pile.
(And add them to the deck online.)
Card by Binarius
More Where That Came From
Reaction
Play immediately in response when an opponent destroys one of your Things. Replace it with a Thing from your hand.
Card by Binarius
Old Oaken Cask
Thing
If you would draw a card, instead you may choose a random card from the Vintage Booster pack and add it to your hand. If you do, remove Old Oaken Cask from the game.
March '07 Kevan, exquisitely aged. Pairs well with whitewash.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Economic Confluence
Action
Choose three; you can choose the same option more than once:
  • Gain two Money Tokens.
  • Draw a card if you control more Things than each opponent.
  • Exchange control of target Thing and two tokens you control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Bonus Objectives
Thing
When a player plays a card besides their first in a turn (or their first if it's not that player's turn), they get a Dvorak Token.
A player may spend 4 Dvorak Tokens to shuffle Bonus Objectives into the deck, draw 6 cards, and play one of them.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Slave to Fashion
Thing
Slave to Fashion counts as a copy of the most recently played Thing.
If Slave to Fashion is the most recently played Thing, it counts as a copy of Pure Clwnage.
Card by Binarius
Arcane Invocation
Action
Destroy any number of non-living Things and replace each with a living Thing from your hand, then draw the same number of cards and gain a Strawberry Candy token.
Card by Binarius
Trojan Horse
Thing
If Trojan Horse enters a player's hand from another player's hand or another player's control, the recipient must discard their hand.
Card by Binarius
6r
Inflatable Decoy
Reaction Thing
Play when an Action targets a Thing. It targets this instead. For the purpose of that Action only, this is a copy of the original target.
Since when did smashed bottles go 'pop'?
Card by Bucky
7r
Toxic Discharge
Thing
At the start of each player's turn, they gain a Toxin token.
At the end of each player's turn, they lose the game if they have 4 or more Toxin tokens.
Radioactive waste? Mercury? Month-old leftovers?
Card by Bucky
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Confusing Signage
Thing
Apparently, you are allowed to play up to two cards of any type during each of your turns. Both of them can be Actions or both can be Things.
...I think that's what it says.
Card by Binarius
Reserve Tank
Thing
When Reserve Tank is destroyed, draw three cards. If you only have one card in your hand, you may destroy Reserve Tank at any time; if your hand is empty, destroy it immediately.
Card by Binarius
Going In Blind
Thing
Every player must play the card they draw at the beginning of their turns without looking at it first.
Card by Binarius
Sphinx's Shield
Thing
Whenever a player plays an Action card, you may have one sentence on that card be treated as "Draw a card."
Every mistake is a chance to learn, and the sphinx does enjoy teaching.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sphinx's Boomerang
Action
Draw a card.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may put target Thing on top of the deck.
Put Sphinx's Boomerang on top of the deck. Reorder the top three cards of the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Imbue With Plot Armor
Action
Each player may put a Shield Token on a non-token Thing they control. When one of those Things would be destroyed, remove a Shield token from it instead. You may put an additional Shield counter on one of those Things.
Card by ChippyYYZ
6312 ms
Lag
Thing
Play this card into any player's control. Whenever you try to play a card or activate an Action ability, you have a 50% chance to fail to actually do so, although it does still count toward your per-turn limit. Lame.
Ctrl+Alt+Delete: If you have not played any cards this turn, you may end your turn and destroy Lag.
Card by Binarius
Limp
Thing
Play this card into any player's control. Instead of drawing at the beginning of your turns, you draw at the end.
Card by Binarius
Shy Ghost
Thing
As soon as you see Shy Ghost, shuffle it into the draw pile. If Shy Ghost comes into play under your control, you win the game.
Card by Binarius