Homestuck

Homestuck
Designer	Giovan
Date	3/27/12
Players	2-4
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Homestuck Deck

This is a collectible-card game being produced by Giovan, aka GiovanH of the MSPA fourms.

This is based on Andrew Hussie's work. You should go look at it and keep looking forever.

Special Rules

You can play special Character Cards into your Party area. Each character has an Aspect. Some cards need a character with the correct aspect to work at all.

Cards

Humans

John Egbert

character

John Egbert is the first of the four kids, and the Page of Breath. He's also known as Poppop in the post-scratch session.

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remember, you are talking to the pranking MASTER.

Card by Giovan

Rose Lalonde

character

Rose Lalonde is the second of the four kids, and the Seer of Light. She's also known as Roxy's Mom in the post-scratch session.

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Consider this your first lesson in showmanship.

Card by Giovan

Dave Strider

character

Dave Strider is the third of the four kids, and the Knight of Time. He's also known as Dirk's Bro in the post-scratch session.

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its just regular old time travel

Card by Giovan

Jade Harley

character

Jade Harley is the last of the four kids, and the Witch of Space. She's also known as Grandma in the post-scratch session.

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its just regular old time travel

Card by Giovan

Jane Crocker

character

Jane Crocker is the Maid of Life in the post-scratch session. She's the Maid of Life in Sburb. She's also known as Nanna in the pre-scratch session.

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I began to wonder why I ever had the audacity to think I know much of anything about the world we live in or the journey we're about to take.

Card by Giovan

Roxy Lalonde

character

Roxy Lalonde is the Rogue of Void in the post-scratch session. She's also known as Mom in the pre-scratch session.

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if you want to go ahead and be a chump jane its ur call im just saying

Card by Giovan

Dirk Strider

character

Dirk is the Prince of Heart in the post-scratch session. He's also known as Bro in the pre-scratch session.

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If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here.

Card by Giovan

Jake English

character

Jake is the Page of Hope in the post-scratch session. She's also known as Grandpa in the pre-scratch session.

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Leave your bookish malarkey in a dusty old library somewhere. I have an adventure to get on with!

Card by Giovan

Trolls

Aradia Megido

character

Aradia Megido, also known by her Trollian handle, apocalypseArisen, is one of the Trolls. She was on the Blue Team. She is the Maid of Time in Sgrub.

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we have t0 be prepared t0 die a th0usand deaths bef0re 0ur quest is c0mplete

Card by Giovan

Tavros Nitram

character

Tavros Nitram, also known by his Trollian handle adiosToreador, is one of the Trolls. "Tavros" is Greek for "bull". He is the Page of Breath in Sgrub.

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wOW, i'M SURE THERE WAS A BETTER WAY TO SAY THAT,

Card by Giovan

Sollux Captor

character

Sollux Captor, also known by his Trollian handle, twinArmageddons, is one of the Trolls. He is the Mage of Doom in Sgrub.

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you arent iin any po2iitiion two que2tiion my competence.

Card by Giovan

Karkat Vantas

character

Karkat Vantas, also known by his Trollian handle carcinoGeneticist, is one of the Trolls and is the Knight of Blood in Sgrub.

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MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.

Card by Giovan

Nepeta Leijon

character

Nepeta Leijon, also known by her Trollian handle, arsenicCatnip, is one of the Trolls. She is the Rouge of Heart in Sgrub.

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:33 < *ac saunters from her dark cave a little bit sl33py from the recent kill*

Card by Giovan

Kanaya Maryam

character

Kanaya Maryam, also known by her Trollian handle grimAuxiliatrix, is the Sylph of Space in Sgrub.

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Your Idle Moments Seem To Invite Interruption The Least

Card by Giovan

Terezi Pyrope

character

Terezi Pyrope, also known by her Trollian handle, gallowsCalibrator, is the Seer of Mind in Sgrub.

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NO 1 C4NT S33 YOU

Card by Giovan

Vriska Serket

character

Vriska Serket, also known by her Trollian handle arachnidsGrip, is the Thief of Light in Sgrub.

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PCHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Card by Giovan

Equius Zahhak

character

Equius Zahhak is the Heir of Void in Sgrub.

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D --> This is f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses

Card by Giovan

Gamzee Makara

character

Gamzee Makara, also known by his Trollian handle terminallyCapricious, is a clown-themed troll who has a very thin line of sanity. He's the Bard of Rage in Sgrub.

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A DoUbLe mEtApHoR AlL ThE WaY

Card by Giovan

Eridan Ampora

character

Eridan Ampora, also known by his Trollian handle caligulasAquarium, is one of the Sea Dwelling Trolls. He's the Prince of Hope in Sgrub.

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all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES

Card by Giovan

Feferi Peixes

character

Feferi Peixes, also known as cuttlefishCuller, is a sea-dwelling troll and the heir to the throne in alternian scociety. Her title is the Witch of Life.

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Glub glub glub glub glub glub glub! I AM -EXCIT-ED!

Card by Giovan

Guardians

First Guardians

G-Cat

character

The God Cat (aka GCat) is the very troublesome First Guardian of Earth in the post-scratch session.

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SWEET CATCH

Card by Giovan

Doc Scratch

character

Doc Scratch is the mysterious, powerful first guardian of Alternia.

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I am an excellent host.

Card by Giovan

Becquerel

character

Becquerel is the pet and Guardian of Jade Harley and First Guardian of Earth.

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Good dog. Best friend.

Card by Giovan

Weapons

Hammerkind

2

Pogo Hammer

Type

Early in the game, the Pogo Hammer seemed to be a very powerful weapon, able to slay shale imps in a single blow.

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You get a vicious rhythmic bouncing combo going

4

Telescopic Sassacrusher

thing, weapon

It can easily dispose of Crude Ogres, and was used to get rid of at least two in the finale of Homestuck: Act 3.

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This thing could probably pound an ogre into crudeburger.

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Fear No Anvil

thing, weapon

A powerful hammer that Hephaestus used. Dave got it through shenanigans and gave it to John.

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"TG: really powerful hammer"

6/

Warhammer of Zillyhoo

thing, weapon

It is so beautiful. You are so bewitched by its beauty, you are not sure if you can wield it.

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You weep in each other's arms at its beauty.