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This is a collectible-card game being produced by Giovan, aka GiovanH of the MSPA fourms.
This is a collectible-card game being produced by Giovan, aka GiovanH of the MSPA fourms.


This is based on Andrew Hussie's work. You should go look at it and keep looking forever.
This is based on Andrew Hussie's amazing webcomic, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ Homestuck]. You should go look at it and keep looking forever.


The cards print out at 6.90*4.90 CM, 3 x 4 on each page.
The cards print out at 6.90*4.90 CM, 3 x 4 on each page.


== Special Rules ==
== Rules ==


*Each player starts out with 50 health
'''Health'''
*Each character starts with 20
*Each player starts out with 50 health, and each character starts with 20.
*Each player has a grist count
 
'''Cards'''
*There is a discard pile and a draw pile
*There is a discard pile and a draw pile
*There is a party area and an Things area for each player
*There is a party area, a Fraymotif area, and a Things area for each player
*You can play things to the things area and characters to the party area
*Play cards to their appropriate area. Play actions to the discard pile.
 
'''Actions'''
*You, the player, play Characters, Fraymotifs, and Weapons.
*Your characters perform the actions, and attack with the weapons.
*Each character can use one action per turn
*You need a character of the same element as a weapon to use it
*You need a character of the same element as a weapon to use it
*When a weapon is used, subtract the damage value in the top-right from the opponent's health
*You can use weapons: Subtract the value from your appropriate grist section, and do the value's damage to a target.
 
'''Grist'''
*Each character generates 2 of their grist at the beginning of each turn


= Cards =
= Cards =
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=== Guardians ===
== Guardians ==


{{Card
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=== First Guardians ===
== First Guardians ==
{{Card
{{Card
| title = G-Cat
| title = G-Cat
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=== Felt Members ===
== Felt Members ==
{{Card
{{Card
| title = L[[File:le.gif|16px]]rd English
| title = L[[File:le.gif|16px]]rd English
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| flavortext = How can you expect to outrun me when I am already here?
| flavortext = How can you expect to outrun me when I am already here?
| creator = Lord English
| creator = Lord English
}}
{{Card
| title = Itchy (1)
| text = Itchy has the ability to slow down time relative to himself, allowing him to act with blinding speed. <br />'''You can do one more action each turn'''
| type = character
| cornervalue = [[File:le.gif|18px]]
| bgcolor = 393
| creator = Giovan
}}
{{Card
| title = Doze (2)
| text = Doze has the ability to slow down time, but only for himself, which may also be related to his name.<br />'''???'''
| type = character
| cornervalue = [[File:le.gif|18px]]
| bgcolor = 393
| creator = Giovan
}}
{{Card
| title = Trace (3)
| text = Named for "tres", the Spanish word for three, as well as his ability to retrace people's Past Trails. <br />'''Action: Draw a card and immediately use it.'''
| type = character
| cornervalue = [[File:le.gif|18px]]
| bgcolor = 393
| flavortext = Trace is skilled at infiltration.
| creator = Giovan
}}
{{Card
| title = Clover (4)
| text = Clover is most likely named for the four-leaf variety of that plant and his Leprechaun-like personality and stature. <br />'''Action: Retry a coin flip one time'''
| type = character
| cornervalue = [[File:le.gif|18px]]
| bgcolor = 393
| flavortext = Clover is extremely superstitious
| creator = Giovan
}}
{{Card
| title = Fin (5)
| text = Named after a slang term for US five-dollar bills, although the name also recalls his strangely shaped head. <br />'''Ability: Know what happened in the past'''
| type = character
| cornervalue = [[File:le.gif|18px]]
| bgcolor = 393
| flavortext = Fin leaves evidence of his past whereabouts and actions
| creator = Giovan
}}
{{Card
| title = Die (6)
| text = Die carries a voodoo doll, and a number of pins, corresponding to both The Felt and the Midnight Crew. <br />'''Action: Do 10 damage to a character'''
| type = character
| cornervalue = [[File:le.gif|18px]]
| bgcolor = 393
| flavortext = Named for the number of sides on a standard cubic die, and 'die' as in death.
| creator = Giovan
}}
{{Card
| title = Crowbar (7)
| text = Named after the shape of a crowbar. The word Crowbar also has seven letters. <br />'''Action: Keep a felt member from using their action again in the game'''
| type = character
| cornervalue = [[File:le.gif|18px]]
| bgcolor = 393
| flavortext = Unofficially running the show when Snowman isn't around.
| creator = Giovan
}}
}}
{{Card
{{Card
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| creator = Giovan
| creator = Giovan
}}
}}
{{Card
{{Card
| title = Itchy
| title = Stitch (9)
| text = Itchy is a member of The Felt, a rival gang of the Midnight Crew. <br />'''When killed, destroy everything.'''
| text = The tailor. He keeps the fabric of spacetime from ripping. <br />'''Ability: Immunity from felt effects for all team members'''
| type = character
| cornervalue = [[File:le.gif|18px]]
| bgcolor = 393
| flavortext = All good gangs need a doctor, but if you're going to time travel, you better have a good tailor, too.
}}
{{Card
| title = Sawbuck (10)
| text =  Whenever Sawbuck is wounded he and his attacker are sent to a random point in the current timeline.<br />'''Ability: When attacked, both Sawbuck and the attacker can only hurt each other until one dies.'''
| type = character
| cornervalue = [[File:le.gif|18px]]
| bgcolor = 393
| flavortext = Named after the slang for a ten dollar bill.
}}
{{Card
| title = Matchsticks (11)
| text = Named for the shape of the number 11, and for a source of fire, which he uses and fights against. The word "matchsticks" also has eleven letters.<br />
| type = character
| cornervalue = [[File:le.gif|18px]]
| bgcolor = 393
| flavortext =
}}
{{Card
| title = Eggs (12)
| text =  Eggs is a dangerous moron. He can use his eggtimer to travel back in time by increments up to one hour.
| type = character
| cornervalue = [[File:le.gif|18px]]
| bgcolor = 393
| flavortext = Eggs may branch off into a new timeline each time he goes back, as opposed to staying within the same timeline.
}}
{{Card
| title = Biscuits (13)
| text =  Biscuits is another dangerous moron. Named after a Baker's dozen. <br />'''Ability: Can travel forward in time at the speed of one second per second.'''
| type = character
| cornervalue = [[File:le.gif|18px]]
| bgcolor = 393
| flavortext = His oven is completely useless.
}}
{{Card
| title = Quarters (14)
| text =  Named for "quatorze", the French word for fourteen. Also a reference to the American 25-cent coin, and the writing of one quarter as 1/4. <br />'''Action: Flip a coin. If heads, die. If tails, look through the deck and play the first Felt member. '''
| type = character
| cornervalue = [[File:le.gif|18px]]
| bgcolor = 393
| flavortext = Quarters is the Felt's main muscleman.
}}
{{Card
| title = Cans (15)
| text =  Named for "quinze," the French word for fifteen. Cans is an enormous man whom even Spades regards as a challenge to kill<br />'''Action: Punch a character into next week. They cannot be used for two turns.'''
| type = character
| type = character
| cornervalue = [[File:le.gif|18px]]
| cornervalue = [[File:le.gif|18px]]
| bgcolor = 393
| bgcolor = 393
| flavortext = What are you waiting for? Draw, Spades.
| flavortext = OH YEAH!
| creator = Giovan
}}
 
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== SBAHJ ==
 
{{Card
| title = Sweet Bro
| text =  <center>[[File:SweetBro.png|180px]]</center>Sweet bro, Hella Jeff's roommate. He keeps falling down stairs, though he has been warned of them in the past.
| type = character
| cornervalue = -[[File:mess.png|22px]]
| bgcolor = 437
}}
{{Card
| title = Hella Jeff
| text =  <center>[[File:Hellajeff.png|180px]]</center>Hella Jeff, Sweet Bro's roommate.
| type = character
| cornervalue = -[[File:mess.png|22px]]
| bgcolor = 734
}}
{{Card
| title = Geromy
| text =  <center>[[File:Geromy.png|180px]]</center>Geromy, the cunning antagonist of SBAHJ, the famous webcomic.
| type = character
| cornervalue = -[[File:mess.png|22px]]
| bgcolor = E0DB3E
}}
{{Card
| title = The Big Man
| text =  <center>[[File:hasstherock.png|180px]]</center>A famous, popular basketball star in SBAHJ. However, in some dreams, you replace him, as you are the star.
| type = character
| cornervalue = -[[File:mess.png|22px]]
| bgcolor = B97D42
| flavortext = Sometimes mistakingly named "Hass the rock" for unknown reasons.
}}
}}
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| type = Action
| type = Action
| flavortext = TG: you cant overthink it<br />TG: just roll with it and see what happens<br />TG: and above all try not to do anything retarded
| flavortext = TG: you cant overthink it<br />TG: just roll with it and see what happens<br />TG: and above all try not to do anything retarded
}}
{{Card
| title = Passion for justice
| text = +1 point for every mind attack. Keep this card in play, as a thing.
| cornervalue = [[File:mind.png|18px]]
| type = Action
| flavortext = You take an interest in justice, holding particular fascination for ORCHESTRATING THE DEMISE OF THE WICKED
}}
{{Card
| title = Time on my side
| text = Look at any opponent's hand of cards.
| cornervalue = [[File:time.png|18px]]
| type = Action
| flavortext = GG: fastest hours...
}}
{{Card
| title = Murder Mode
| text = +3 to all RAGE attacks. After 4 turns, destroy this card and the Hero of Rage it was used with.
| cornervalue = [[File:rage.png|18px]]
| type = Action
| flavortext = BlAsPhEmY
}}
{{Card
| title = Rarity Boost
| text = Get +6 of whatever grist you have the least of.
| cornervalue = [[File:mspa.gif|18px]]
| type = Action
}}
{{Card
| title = Strategic Boost
| text = Get +4 of whatever kind of grist you have the most characters for.
| cornervalue = [[File:mspa.gif|18px]]
| type = Action
}}
{{Card
| title = Incredible Boost
| text = x2 whatever kind of grist you have the least of.
| cornervalue = [[File:mspa.gif|18px]]
| type = Action
| flavortext = mIrAcLeS
}}
{{Card
| title = Unheroic Revival
| text = If you're losing, play this card to keep a character from dying
| cornervalue = [[File:mspa.gif|18px]]
| type = Action
}}
{{Card
| title = Public Humiliation
| text = All other players must show two of the cards in their deck to all players
| cornervalue = [[File:light.png|18px]]
| type = Action
| flavortext = 8^y
}}
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=== Fraymotifs ===
{{Card
| title = The Windy Thing
| text = The windy thing is John's first Fraymotif, and lets him use wind to damage his enemies.<br /><br />'''Cost: 6[[File:breath.png|18px]].<br />Damage: 10'''
| cornervalue = [[File:breath.png|18px]]
| type = Fraymotif
| bgcolor = 906
| flavortext = JOHN, DO THE WINDY THING.
}}
{{Card
| title = Doppleganger Duplication
| text = '''Cost: 10[[File:time.png|18px]].<br />Effect: Use on a teammate. Lets a character move twice in one turn.'''
| cornervalue = [[File:time.png|18px]]
| type = Fraymotif
| bgcolor = 906
| flavortext = TG: shenanigans
}}
{{Card
| title = Cure
| text = '''Cost: 5[[File:life.png|18px]].<br />Effect: Use on a teammate. Restores 12 health.'''
| cornervalue = [[File:life.png|18px]]
| type = Fraymotif
| bgcolor = 906
| flavortext = Healing is always useful.
}}
{{Card
| title = Jokerkind Spectibus
| text = '''Cost: 2[[File:rage.png|18px]] on use. <br />Action: When another character dies, take one weapon of his element from his player. '''
| cornervalue = [[File:rage.png|18px]]
| type = Fraymotif
| bgcolor = 906
| flavortext = honk HONK :o)
}}
{{Card
| title = Unreal Air
| text = '''Cost: -5[[File:mess.png|18px]].<br />Effect: Fly one of your characters away into your hand before someone measures it wrong'''
| cornervalue = [[File:life.png|18px]]
| type = Fraymotif
| bgcolor = 906
| flavortext = '' '''<sub>but it turns out to be CRAZY what kind of dunks this guy has im telling you....air like that is UNREAL it doens't even HAPPEN most of the time</sub>''' ''
}}
}}


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| cornervalue = 7[[File:life.png|18px]]
| cornervalue = 7[[File:life.png|18px]]
| bgcolor = 44a
| bgcolor = 44a
| flavortext = The name may be a reference to the brainfork in Sam and Fuzzy.
| flavortext = The name may reference in Sam and Fuzzy.
}}
}}
{{Card
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Latest revision as of 02:30, 30 March 2012

Homestuck
Designer Giovan
Date 3/27/12
Players 2-4
This deck has not been categorised.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Homestuck Deck

This is a collectible-card game being produced by Giovan, aka GiovanH of the MSPA fourms.

This is based on Andrew Hussie's amazing webcomic, Homestuck. You should go look at it and keep looking forever.

The cards print out at 6.90*4.90 CM, 3 x 4 on each page.

Rules

Health

  • Each player starts out with 50 health, and each character starts with 20.
  • Each player has a grist count

Cards

  • There is a discard pile and a draw pile
  • There is a party area, a Fraymotif area, and a Things area for each player
  • Play cards to their appropriate area. Play actions to the discard pile.

Actions

  • You, the player, play Characters, Fraymotifs, and Weapons.
  • Your characters perform the actions, and attack with the weapons.
  • Each character can use one action per turn
  • You need a character of the same element as a weapon to use it
  • You can use weapons: Subtract the value from your appropriate grist section, and do the value's damage to a target.

Grist

  • Each character generates 2 of their grist at the beginning of each turn

Cards

Humans

Breath.png
John Egbert
character
John Egbert is the first of the four kids, and the Heir of Breath. He's also known as Poppop in the post-scratch session.
remember, you are talking to the pranking MASTER.
Card by Giovan
Light.png
Rose Lalonde
character
Rose Lalonde is the second of the four kids, and the Seer of Light. She's also known as Roxy's Mom in the post-scratch session.
Consider this your first lesson in showmanship.
Card by Giovan
Time.png
Dave Strider
character
Dave Strider is the third of the four kids, and the Knight of Time. He's also known as Dirk's Bro in the post-scratch session.
its just regular old time travel
Card by Giovan
Space.png
Jade Harley
character
Jade Harley is the last of the four kids, and the Witch of Space. She's known as Grandma in the post-scratch session.
there is still something worth fighting for!
Card by Giovan


Life.png
Jane Crocker
character
Jane Crocker is the Maid of Life in the post-scratch session. She's Nanna in the pre-scratch session.
I began to wonder why I ever had the audacity to think I know much of anything about the world we live in or the journey we're about to take.
Card by Giovan
Void.png
Roxy Lalonde
character
Roxy Lalonde is the Rogue of Void in the post-scratch session. She's also known as Mom in the pre-scratch session.
if you want to go ahead and be a chump jane its ur call im just saying
Card by Giovan
Heart.png
Dirk Strider
character
Dirk is the Prince of Heart in the post-scratch session. He's also known as Bro in the pre-scratch session.
If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here.
Card by Giovan
Hope.png
Jake English
character
Jake is the Page of Hope in the post-scratch session. He's also known as Grandpa in the pre-scratch session.
Leave your bookish malarkey in a dusty old library somewhere. I have an adventure to get on with!
Card by Giovan


Trolls

Time.png
Aradia Megido
character
Aradia Megido, also known by her Trollian handle, apocalypseArisen, is one of the Trolls. She was on the Blue Team. She is the Maid of Time in Sgrub.
we have t0 be prepared t0 die a th0usand deaths bef0re 0ur quest is c0mplete
Card by Giovan
Breath.png
Tavros Nitram
character
Tavros Nitram, also known by his Trollian handle adiosToreador, is one of the Trolls. "Tavros" is Greek for "bull". He is the Page of Breath in Sgrub.
wOW, i'M SURE THERE WAS A BETTER WAY TO SAY THAT,
Card by Giovan
Doom.png
Sollux Captor
character
Sollux Captor, also known by his Trollian handle, twinArmageddons, is one of the Trolls. He is the Mage of Doom in Sgrub.
you arent iin any po2iitiion two que2tiion my competence.
Card by Giovan
Blood.png
Karkat Vantas
character
Karkat Vantas, also known by his Trollian handle carcinoGeneticist, is one of the Trolls and is the Knight of Blood in Sgrub.
MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.
Card by Giovan


Heart.png
Nepeta Leijon
character
Nepeta Leijon, also known by her Trollian handle, arsenicCatnip, is one of the Trolls. She is the Rouge of Heart in Sgrub.
:33 < *ac saunters from her dark cave a little bit sl33py from the recent kill*
Card by Giovan
Space.png
Kanaya Maryam
character
Kanaya Maryam, also known by her Trollian handle grimAuxiliatrix, is the Sylph of Space in Sgrub.
Your Idle Moments Seem To Invite Interruption The Least
Card by Giovan
Mind.png
Terezi Pyrope
character
Terezi Pyrope, also known by her Trollian handle, gallowsCalibrator, is the Seer of Mind in Sgrub.
NO 1 C4NT S33 YOU
Card by Giovan
Light.png
Vriska Serket
character
Vriska Serket, also known by her Trollian handle arachnidsGrip, is the Thief of Light in Sgrub.
PCHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Card by Giovan


Void.png
Equius Zahhak
character
Equius Zahhak is the Heir of Void in Sgrub.
D --> This is f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses
Card by Giovan
Rage.png
Gamzee Makara
character
Gamzee Makara, also known by his Trollian handle terminallyCapricious, is a clown-themed troll who has a very thin line of sanity. He's the Bard of Rage in Sgrub.
A DoUbLe mEtApHoR AlL ThE WaY
Card by Giovan
Hope.png
Eridan Ampora
character
Eridan Ampora, also known by his Trollian handle caligulasAquarium, is one of the Sea Dwelling Trolls. He's the Prince of Hope in Sgrub.
all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES
Card by Giovan
Life.png
Feferi Peixes
character
Feferi Peixes, also known as cuttlefishCuller, is a sea-dwelling troll and the heir to the throne in alternian scociety. Her title is the Witch of Life.
Glub glub glub glub glub glub glub! I AM -EXCIT-ED!
Card by Giovan



Guardians

Cal.gif
Lil' Cal
character
Lil' Cal is a puppet that belongs to Dirk, and is pretty much the best puppet ever. Can be used as a 8Heart.png weapon by Dirk.
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
Card by Giovan


First Guardians

Bec.png
G-Cat
character
The God Cat (aka GCat) is the very troublesome First Guardian of Earth in the post-scratch session.
SWEET CATCH
Card by Giovan
Le.gif
Doc Scratch
character
Doc Scratch is the mysterious, powerful first guardian of Alternia.
I am an excellent host.
Card by Giovan
Bec.png
Becquerel
character
Becquerel is the pet and Guardian of Jade Harley and First Guardian of Earth.
Good dog. Best friend.
Card by Giovan


Felt Members

Le.gif
LLe.gifrd English
Character
The invincible demon, the destroyer of all universes, and leader of The Felt.

Cannot die.
How can you expect to outrun me when I am already here?
Card by Lord English
Le.gif
Itchy (1)
character
Itchy has the ability to slow down time relative to himself, allowing him to act with blinding speed.
You can do one more action each turn
Card by Giovan
Le.gif
Doze (2)
character
Doze has the ability to slow down time, but only for himself, which may also be related to his name.
???
Card by Giovan
Le.gif
Trace (3)
character
Named for "tres", the Spanish word for three, as well as his ability to retrace people's Past Trails.
Action: Draw a card and immediately use it.
Trace is skilled at infiltration.
Card by Giovan
Le.gif
Clover (4)
character
Clover is most likely named for the four-leaf variety of that plant and his Leprechaun-like personality and stature.
Action: Retry a coin flip one time
Clover is extremely superstitious
Card by Giovan
Le.gif
Fin (5)
character
Named after a slang term for US five-dollar bills, although the name also recalls his strangely shaped head.
Ability: Know what happened in the past
Fin leaves evidence of his past whereabouts and actions
Card by Giovan
Le.gif
Die (6)
character
Die carries a voodoo doll, and a number of pins, corresponding to both The Felt and the Midnight Crew.
Action: Do 10 damage to a character
Named for the number of sides on a standard cubic die, and 'die' as in death.
Card by Giovan
Le.gif
Crowbar (7)
character
Named after the shape of a crowbar. The word Crowbar also has seven letters.
Action: Keep a felt member from using their action again in the game
Unofficially running the show when Snowman isn't around.
Card by Giovan
Le.gif
Sn8ball.pngwman
character
Snowman is a member of The Felt, a rival gang of the Midnight Crew.
When killed, destroy everything.
What are you waiting for? Draw, Spades.
Card by Giovan
Le.gif
Stitch (9)
character
The tailor. He keeps the fabric of spacetime from ripping.
Ability: Immunity from felt effects for all team members
All good gangs need a doctor, but if you're going to time travel, you better have a good tailor, too.
Le.gif
Sawbuck (10)
character
Whenever Sawbuck is wounded he and his attacker are sent to a random point in the current timeline.
Ability: When attacked, both Sawbuck and the attacker can only hurt each other until one dies.
Named after the slang for a ten dollar bill.
Le.gif
Matchsticks (11)
character
Named for the shape of the number 11, and for a source of fire, which he uses and fights against. The word "matchsticks" also has eleven letters.
Le.gif
Eggs (12)
character
Eggs is a dangerous moron. He can use his eggtimer to travel back in time by increments up to one hour.
Eggs may branch off into a new timeline each time he goes back, as opposed to staying within the same timeline.
Le.gif
Biscuits (13)
character
Biscuits is another dangerous moron. Named after a Baker's dozen.
Ability: Can travel forward in time at the speed of one second per second.
His oven is completely useless.
Le.gif
Quarters (14)
character
Named for "quatorze", the French word for fourteen. Also a reference to the American 25-cent coin, and the writing of one quarter as 1/4.
Action: Flip a coin. If heads, die. If tails, look through the deck and play the first Felt member.
Quarters is the Felt's main muscleman.
Le.gif
Cans (15)
character
Named for "quinze," the French word for fifteen. Cans is an enormous man whom even Spades regards as a challenge to kill
Action: Punch a character into next week. They cannot be used for two turns.
OH YEAH!


SBAHJ

-Mess.png
Sweet Bro
character
SweetBro.png
Sweet bro, Hella Jeff's roommate. He keeps falling down stairs, though he has been warned of them in the past.
-Mess.png
Hella Jeff
character
Hellajeff.png
Hella Jeff, Sweet Bro's roommate.
-Mess.png
Geromy
character
Geromy.png
Geromy, the cunning antagonist of SBAHJ, the famous webcomic.
-Mess.png
The Big Man
character
Hasstherock.png
A famous, popular basketball star in SBAHJ. However, in some dreams, you replace him, as you are the star.
Sometimes mistakingly named "Hass the rock" for unknown reasons.


Actions

Mspa.gif
Shenanigans
Action
Draw another two cards. If anyone asks you why, shenanigans. Shenanigans is why.
TG: you cant overthink it
TG: just roll with it and see what happens
TG: and above all try not to do anything retarded
Mind.png
Passion for justice
Action
+1 point for every mind attack. Keep this card in play, as a thing.
You take an interest in justice, holding particular fascination for ORCHESTRATING THE DEMISE OF THE WICKED
Time.png
Time on my side
Action
Look at any opponent's hand of cards.
GG: fastest hours...
Rage.png
Murder Mode
Action
+3 to all RAGE attacks. After 4 turns, destroy this card and the Hero of Rage it was used with.
BlAsPhEmY
Mspa.gif
Rarity Boost
Action
Get +6 of whatever grist you have the least of.
Mspa.gif
Strategic Boost
Action
Get +4 of whatever kind of grist you have the most characters for.
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Incredible Boost
Action
x2 whatever kind of grist you have the least of.
mIrAcLeS
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Unheroic Revival
Action
If you're losing, play this card to keep a character from dying
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Public Humiliation
Action
All other players must show two of the cards in their deck to all players
8^y


Fraymotifs

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The Windy Thing
Fraymotif
The windy thing is John's first Fraymotif, and lets him use wind to damage his enemies.

Cost: 6Breath.png.
Damage: 10

JOHN, DO THE WINDY THING.
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Doppleganger Duplication
Fraymotif
Cost: 10Time.png.
Effect: Use on a teammate. Lets a character move twice in one turn.

TG: shenanigans
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Cure
Fraymotif
Cost: 5Life.png.
Effect: Use on a teammate. Restores 12 health.

Healing is always useful.
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Jokerkind Spectibus
Fraymotif
Cost: 2Rage.png on use.
Action: When another character dies, take one weapon of his element from his player.

honk HONK :o)
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Unreal Air
Fraymotif
Cost: -5Mess.png.
Effect: Fly one of your characters away into your hand before someone measures it wrong

but it turns out to be CRAZY what kind of dunks this guy has im telling you....air like that is UNREAL it doens't even HAPPEN most of the time


Weapons

Hammerkind

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Pogo Hammer
Type
Pogohammer.pngEarly in the game, the Pogo Hammer seemed to be a very powerful weapon, able to slay shale imps in a single blow.
You get a vicious rhythmic bouncing combo going
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Telescopic Sassacrusher
thing, weapon
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It can easily dispose of Crude Ogres, and was used to get rid of at least two in the finale of Homestuck: Act 3.
This thing could probably pound an ogre into crudeburger.
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Fear No Anvil
thing, weapon
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A powerful hammer that Hephaestus used. Dave got it through shenanigans and gave it to John.
"TG: really powerful hammer"
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Warhammer of Zillyhoo
thing, weapon
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It is so beautiful. You are so bewitched by its beauty, you are not sure if you can wield it.
You weep in each other's arms at its beauty.
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Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo
thing, weapon
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This hammer bears an uncanny resemblance to Vriska's Doomsday device and the Warhammer of Zillyhoo.
It rolls a one.


Spoonkind/Forkkind/Dicekind/Jokerkind

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Jr. Battermaster Stirring Solution
thing, weapon
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The Junior Battermaster's Bowlbuster Stirring Solution 50000. You can trade this for the Poking Solution at any time.
The switch would cause the item to change into its alternate form.
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Jr. Battermaster Poking Solution
thing, weapon
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The Junior Battermaster's Bowlbuster Poking Solution 50000. You can trade this for the Stirring Solution at any time.
The switch would cause the item to change into its alternate form.
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Deuce Clubs
thing, weapon
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These colorful clown instruments are used by Gamzee to attack.
He has many of these clubs, and he attacks by juggling them one after another into the enemy's face.
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Flourite Octet
thing, weapon
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The Fluorite Octet are an enchanted set of dice possessed by Vriska Serket.
There are a total of 16,777,216 possible rolled values.


Lancekind

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Daggerlance
thing, weapon
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This smaller version of Tavros' lance is used primary for his flarping sessions.
You wield an inexpensive daggerlance, which is the closest thing to a jousting lance you can wield
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Fiduspear
thing, weapon
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A lance made out of plushes makes little practical sense, and how it holds up against monsters is still unknown.
Squeak
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Cigarette Holder
thing, weapon
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Identical to Snowman's cigarette holder lance, as seen in the intermission, and likely an alchemized copy of it.
A black and white lance Tavros stores in a chest in the Ectobiology Lab.


Canekind

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Terezi's Cane
thing, weapon

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Terezi's normal walking stick which doubles as a weapon.
Terezi has probably used this ever since she was blinded by Vriska.
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Spearcane
thing, weapon
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Can be used as both a spear and a tri-segmented nunchuck-like weapon formally known as a sansetsukon held together by a strong piece of cord.
The top is now candy-apple red, Terezi's favorite color.
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Dragoncane
thing, weapon
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A cane with a dragon head which was possibly alchemized with one of her scalemates (probably Pyralspite).
Terezi's Ancestor Redglare owned a similar looking staff.


Needlekind

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Needlewands
thing, weapon
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A pair of needles created with the Alchemiter.
Rose has not used these in battle since their creation, as she made the considerably more powerful Thorns of Oglogoth
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Thorns of Oglogoth
thing, weapon
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An item alchemized from the Needlewands and the Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious.
It was speculated that the Thorns have a negative effect on Rose psychologically, seemingly changing her behaviour.
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Quills of Echidna
thing, weapon
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The needles look like white lightning and are named after the browser used by Jade Harley, Echidna.
It may be related to Jade's denizen, much like Fear No Anvil is related to Dave's denizen.


Sicklekind

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Homes Smell Ya Later
thing, weapon
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Karkat combined his sickle with The Thresh Prince of Bel-Air DVD to produce Homes Smell Ya Later.
A line in the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme is actually "Yo homes, smell ya' later!"
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Regisickle
thing, weapon
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Karkat alchemizes his sickle with a Regisword to produce some sort of Regisickle. The weapon is only seen once.
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Clawsickle
thing, weapon
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The Clawsickle, resembling a large red crab's claw, joins Karkat's arsenal as he travels across his land with Jack and Terezi.


Bladekind

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Caledscratch
thing, weapon
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The Caledscratch is the version of the sword alchemized by Alternate Future Dave.
This very powerful sword seems to bear some relation to Dave's Timetables
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Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete
thing, weapon
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The Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete is a combination of Caledscratch, an A/C unit, and a photo of Snoop Dogg.
The blizzizzle nozzle is to be turned up when foes drop it like it's hot, to make them chizzlax fo' rizzle.
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SORD.....
thing, weapon
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This thing is so incredibly useless you have a hard time even holding it.
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Regisword
thing, weapon
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A Regisword is a derse-themed sword used by Jack Noir and PM.
Jack Noir has a policy of handing out a Regisword and a hit list to anyone who enters his office


Riflekind/Pistolkind

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Hunting Rifle
thing, weapon
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This is the initial weapon Jade uses in her Strife Specibus.
This hunting rifle is used by Jade in Strife with her dead Grandpa and her dog, Bec.
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Blunderbuss
thing, weapon
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Pre-scratch Jake's weapon of choice.
This gun tends to be dramatically revealed before being shot.
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Girl's Best Friend
thing, weapon
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Jade combined Dave's Midnight Crew Poster with her rifle to create this.
Everything about this gun is a refrence to Diamonds Droog.
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Green Sun Streetsweeper
thing, weapon
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Jade combined her Green Sun bedsheets with the Girl's Best Friend to make this.
It seems to fire miniature Green Suns.
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Ahab's Crosshairs
thing, weapon
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An incredibly powerful rifle found by Vriska and Eridan on a FLARPing quest.
"About the most powerful weapon the kind abstratus will allow", and possibly ultimate or penultimate rifle.
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Twin M9 Berettas
thing, weapon
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Jake's weapons of choice, part of an arsenal inherited from his Grandma.
They can be equipped in his Tomb Raider Sexy Thighstrap Double Holster.
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Flintlock Pistols
thing, weapon
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A powerful gun usually used to murder one's beloved guardian by mistake.
This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.



Tridentkind/Makeupkind

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Ψdon's Entente
Thing, weapon
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A legendary double culling fork that is wielded by Feferi Peixes. The fork has two sides, both of which sport three prongs.
Pronounced PSI-dun's ahn-TAHNT. It's a pun.
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Brainfork
Thing, weapon
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This Trident was likely alchemized from a combination of the brains inhabiting the Land of Brains and Fire and her Ψdon's Entente.
The name may reference in Sam and Fuzzy.
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Lipstick
Thing, weapon
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This is Kanaya's first weapon. She uses it to shape her foliage into Skaian cloud formations.
While a troll's lips are naturally black, they can always be blacker.
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Demonbane Ragripper
Thing, weapon
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It appears to have troll horns, resembling Kanaya's own horns, as teeth.
While it is theorized that the Matriorb was one of the objects used to alchemize this lipstick, this is not the case.